「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItqPhPKxrX
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqhTLJTy4Z
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrV4KIG97ew
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPGONHo9gL
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmVrFRx2J5
我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqnrx9xCvX
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8veQealUu
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2VODHGcyP
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKYaBVvGKd
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjaGlGN6Yi
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgHIraBIgA
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9T1bzLpZQ
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qU1NroMuy
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonDsWrOq8m
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxylJTbnuj
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIybL14EHO
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYDwCV05ZN
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpsIb5rop0
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSi1Ckxy7q
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYyQKeclQr
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlFP1m9TtO
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw0ehA2Bis
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YeFQyRiyu
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF0zS8ktoy
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu8wk3VSGh
「糖水會幾點呀? 」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aBCtcHdIs
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOnwr0VOkd
「10點。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdfpoT7h48
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvRgfp295H
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwmfTnF91B
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM4PPRIeHt
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4G1JOQw9s
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLzde1Zjz7
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0woSaRPnN
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMo3Ptsgii3
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXhBxM6Iur
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0xTDfMgTF
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosTaTYEqP9
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmMgomQNOL
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPjgOCrzOl
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31dJUUapB5
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5sRd0Ohk8
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvg3uhnFw2u
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliZhg1SlYB
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4RlfRrKlB
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNMC9bqjKe
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD64lo2mJM
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjocoRPQCzH
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuuMViQ6mE
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7P4QVWgC3
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2JOk1otZY
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB1hncRmKt
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUCjQmaDkK
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkl9LQCcEws
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1qAd6JP1G
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCTGkYrxKO
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqGH2ToEPk
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUOLgzh5lQ
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8mKW38Vjg
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ksQ06phED
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUMumUnQiU
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGc4siuSqH
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMmse7gO9J
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAScaICVeST
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgL8aLtoY8O
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhzEhMJTj5
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKDH9kg3gW
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡip46AzFxCu
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt2DwNVDS9
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4mxgjZhLi
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXdqSLKWKB
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KvdKLL5gp
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qqquGizGo
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAwmAcslpi
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiFyIdMOrb
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMkbJUZO2W
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo9MmIKZQL
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSA8ppMC0O
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrZvbtXzUH
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrfQB3wyP8
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxv6EFQCSqo
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOuNu23XNk
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxOYUxgdJ6
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9Xq7OyBSh
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsssRSbzDDM
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZDijWdhN1
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJgC45IvMk
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdvvjM9ObO
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnGQfrIHrE
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP25HQM0erL
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6V20IoXgg
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS0gzfiP1x
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUy6bBmN5B
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiaJuKnoRh
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByvMoa7pOT
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Hb8MLdoxv
932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSJKpr2ITX
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4bfXm5WnZ
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