糖水會在女生樓層六樓的common room舉行，Michael自告奮勇的跟著另外幾個女生下去二樓將糖水拿上來，樂言和呀君滿場飛的認識女孩子，我則呆坐在一角想著剛才的事情，又不斷拿著手機更新著紙言，看看有沒有新文章貼出來。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1pzUtqcP4
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01rEwZxGCR
「喂，你做乜鬼匿埋一二邊玩電話呀? 又話嚟搵初戀? 」樂言走過來在我的耳邊輕聲道。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbcIwlBYRF
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpa0lyQSMP
「哦? ......係啦係啦，嚟啦。」紙言還沒有新文章，躲在一角自閉也不是辦法，而且樂言也說得對，還是先找初戀為妙。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡks7ghba1cH
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBuOvTUI49
我暫時放下羊先生的事情，換了一個嘴臉，努力跟樂言一起認識女孩子。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yPsabrEej
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3Ew4IJUbM
「Hey, Kitty，呢個係我roommate，佢叫做Samuel呀。」樂言向我介紹一個高挑長髮的女生，樣子不錯，不過不是我喜歡的類型。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2pYjPvR0B
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3t8Wme22u
「Hi，叫我Sam得啦。」我保持應有的禮貌打了聲招呼。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDJesWoyAt
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn3tnDZQeM
Kitty也向我打了聲招呼，然後我們就聊起一些無聊趣事。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIqRUfT1B4
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz9T4rSeNG
不過大部份時間只是樂言和Kitty在聊而已，我只是敷衍的應付一兩句，一來Kitty不是我杯茶，二來我也想著剛才的事情。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7kdHwLyrF
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkOLHA6exf
「喂！有糖水食啦各位！」Michael情緒高漲的拿著一大煲糖水，在數個女生的簇擁下，一邊大呼小叫一邊走進common room。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqsjP0LcTt
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10EDYDdyi2
我們三個同時交換了一個眼色，大概大家都在想同一件事﹕Michael你可以冷靜一下嗎? 雖然我們明白你一下子見到這麼多女生是多麽的興奮，但也不用這麼High過頭吧? 這樣只會嚇跑人家的。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvobjbbv3t
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuIuDJxMNn
我打算扮作不認識他，逕自走到盥洗盤將碗和匙羹洗乾淨。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72FmxtuG6y
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraHpdLpSrN
「駛唔駛幫手呀? 」一把甜美的女聲從右側傳過來。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi75OHzHUSA
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7r6QWJZ6by
我轉頭一看，是一個比我矮一個頭，瘦瘦削削，綁著一條短馬尾的女生，樣子還算可愛。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGz11NEeZRU
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvUeUBDE4r
「哦，好呀，唔該你。」我將洗好的匙羹放在她手上，然後拿著一堆碗，和她一起放在中央一張大桌子上。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGM9ByEQYM
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CAxUFzDgI
Michael擠進我和這個女生中間，並暗地將我推開。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkvF0NqcwM
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JA9uKkLnB
「Jodi我幫你潷吖，你想食幾多呀? 」Michael一臉殷勤的向那女生道。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mPzqoRs2Z
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmP80oKJpt
喂喂！Michael你不用這樣子吧，我又沒有說過要跟你爭，你不用一下子就擠開我吧? 好歹我們也是認識的啊！872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4f2G5XZNc4
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkBQEDd6sK
算了算了，早知Michael你這個人是重色輕友的了，反正我今天也沒有甚麼心情，全都讓給你好了。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9wMZlfOK2
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXVM3jOpAV
我獨自坐在一旁，拿著手機又去檢查有沒有新文章，突然又有一把女聲問我﹕「咦你唔食糖水咩? 我比我呢碗你吖。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHMOueXKOJ
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzjaL3W6Pp
原來是剛才那個叫Jodi的女生，她正把她手上的碗遞給我。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcT4Dz6Ypg
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOFcTb6aq1
「吓? 哦，唔該你。」我也不好意思拒絕，我接過碗後，問她﹕「咁你呢? 你唔食咩? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5BgdXx3z8
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkPXc98dGo
她微笑道﹕「我去攞第二碗咪得囉。」接著她到桌子上拿了另外一碗糖水，然後坐在我旁邊。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxDLK3ouTY
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKa73FhuIJ8
我也不好意思繼續看手機，於是跟她攀談起來﹕「係呢Jodi，你讀邊科㗎 ? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg1e6gnlpt
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWoGbaKXdE
Jodi略表驚訝﹕「你又知我叫Jodi? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTEV4bdNKw
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdLVgqrBup
我指了指Michael笑道﹕「頭先Michael好大聲講你個名出嚟嘛。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLCNpsjP7v
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh1kb6xkHc
她鼓起了腮﹕「咁你呢? 你未話我知你叫咩名喎。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2HJbiNUZx
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazMIg962C2
我道﹕「我叫Samuel，你叫我Sam啦，佢哋都係咁叫我。我同樂言、呀君同Michael都係讀Accounting㗎。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuWz8koxf0
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3PG0IKl77
她作恍然大悟狀﹕「哦，原來你就係11樓嗰四個......之一。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6KkM4Xxn4
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2leLZLZ8mS
四個甚麼之一? 我見她的笑容有點不懷好意，也不想追問下去。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZe5G5npVA
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim99Ze9rgo
我也不知道他們三個在短短數日之內在這裏闖出了甚麼名堂，但大概不是甚麼好東西吧，於是我拉開了話題﹕「你仲未話我知你讀咩科喎。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9heO5DHEK
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IZEIsSp7o
「我都係BBA Year1呀，我讀HR㗎。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6ubSdTLA1
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFh3WLKjJQ
「哦? 咁遲啲可能會一齊上lecture喎。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEJdcDaHs8
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9w4w3IPn5
「咦? 你哋講緊咩咁好傾呀? 」Michael突然加一把口來插科打諢。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnHyjCTnxG
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Z702DyjV4
我隨口道﹕「無呀，我話啲蕃薯糖水淡戊戊，諗緊係邊個煲咋嘛。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRiMTbJtSF
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA0g34p9Z8
Michael道﹕「唔係吖，我覺得淡淡哋幾清新呀，Jodi佢煲得唔錯吖。」然後笑淫淫的看著我。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6E4MwJdIr
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mVww1JNCj
這個臭小子！逮到機會就乘機在女生面前損我，這種事情他還真是做得出來。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGf83DTbTK
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIVN2bcNsH
「係咩? 我覺得薑味唔夠濃，同埋啲蕃薯唔夠甜囉。」我也無意為了爭取好感而說討好的說話，所以刻意說真話。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzar1WSJdxy
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJ6k8jPPrf
Jodi聞言喝了一口糖水﹕「又好似有啲淡喎......」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAERfOFxhJY
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtd8Nl3eHJ
Michael馬上插嘴﹕「唔係吖Jodi，我覺得好好飲呀，係呀Sam佢奄尖聲悶啫，唔駛佢煲仲呀吱呀咗。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcQVEZBbtt
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0As4y3Tvb
行行行！Michael我讓給你好了，不要再攻擊我了。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyEnDTpoCx
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mgGn2wouY
我三扒兩撥將糖水喝光，然後站起來道﹕「我食飽啦，你哋慢慢啦，我上返去先啦。」然後就頭也不回的離開了六樓。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzk9thWVBSj
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIXzGuYrbD
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK46PAy9VHj
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqEChRZdn4
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89hPgc7qqX
回到房間，我又急不及待的查看了紙言，還是未有更新。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4m0uXgxJzU
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn1f28eocO
既然還未有更新，我就首先思考一下整件事。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnPTTlrB6f
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHlTb75Gph
一個叫羊先生的網絡作者，在網絡上發表了一個故事，名叫《我老婆教我追女仔》，故事中的主角跟我同名同姓，一樣是BU Accounting的Year 1，而且序章所說的事情跟我完全一模一樣。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRRoHr9tx3
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KERDual2I
嗯......難道這個「羊先生」就是我自己? 我自己寫了故事發表出去而我也不知道? 是人格分裂? 夢遊?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3DNSRNRZ2
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnJNM6xpdS
我思考著各種可能性，但沒有一個是合理的。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMR7Dau3Iln
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXTNSPzQT8
還是這個「羊先生」是平行宇宙中的我? 『我』在另一個宇宙發表了這個故事，但卻給我看到了?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WrPspmU6j
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVssKQSzmx8
雖然這個假設也很科幻，但這是唯一一個可以解釋一切，而我又能夠接受的原因。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxE36ZIT5w
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHw3pvK8tS
若是這樣的話，豈不是看了這個故事，我就會知道我將會發生甚麼事嗎?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ5detdRfS
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdNWepqRtG
對了！羊先生不是有facebook專頁嗎? 給他一個訊息問一下就好了。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWbDC0Jb7E
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC6GZEaNlU
「羊先生你好，我偶然睇到你個故，發現你故事中嘅男主角唔止同我同名同姓，連序章講嘅內容同男主角嘅想法都同我一模一樣。我意思係，我就係陳洛鋒，我都係讀BU Accounting Year1。究竟你係邊個? 點解你會知道我啲嘢? 見字請速回。好心急嘅陳洛鋒上。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIrB2YpIPF
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08WubH1pOQ
發了這個訊息之後，我就開始研究這個故事。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHIQ5UJvXP
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJuZKeU2ug
故事名稱叫做《我老婆教我追女仔》，那麼這個『我』，應該是說主角，即是『陳洛鋒』吧。那麼會有一個『老婆』來教我追女仔? 這是甚麼狗屁故事? 我老婆要教我找小三? 不會吧?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fYR7a6mJ1
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSavMZfrUN
我又重頭看一遍簡介，說是有一個少女阻止『我』向女神表白，又自認是『我』的老婆，但卻要教『我』如何追求女神。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsDEcnDC6v
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaxwZYVUzc
嗯......這個少女既然自認是我的老婆，應該真的是我老婆吧? 不然這個故事要如何說下去? 但為何我會有一個老婆呢? 難道是指腹為婚但我是不知道的?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9R3SEu2h2V
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMRUKndNKj
我馬上打了一個電話給我姊姊﹕「喂家姐。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrO50uZ9YvC
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO99eqkdxXe
「點呀細佬? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGC42ESPIZ
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNUSlkDKlo
「我有無一個指腹為婚嘅老婆，係呀爸呀媽一直都無話我知㗎? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0k86WyJSO
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GreN682kJ
姊姊聞言大笑﹕「哈哈哈！你係咪想要女朋友諗到傻咗呀? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJ8Uw7n3BH
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeJQwca1fF
「喂，咪笑住啦，認真問㗎！」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VGboGrrzd
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhXuuMzgD7
「無呀！」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiugdlidrZ2
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfny14yKWmo
「你肯定? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM8yAh176y
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkjgTjCJ7r
「1000%肯定呀！咪諗埋啲無聊嘢啦，想要女朋友就靠自己啦！」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHc9vBxZfR
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPpJaSK4NZ
「係啦係啦！係咁啦！」得到確認後我馬上掛上電話，免得被她繼續恥笑下去。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoU6cvJlJI
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGefqL42Ch
不是指腹為婚，那麼這個老婆是從那裏來的?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcOUDdfnRp
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwOpLiivBd
這個盲點我想來想去想不通，於是就放棄了。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLndAuNvwG3
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj9L5USJnP
看畢序章後，這個故事背景應該是發生在『我』的大學時代，即是跟我現在的情況一樣。那麼故事名上的這個「追女仔」，應該就是『我』在大學裏追女仔吧。而簡介亦說『我』正打算向女神表白，那麼這個女神是誰呢? 到現在為止還沒有甚麼女生能讓我覺得她是女神啊！難道這個女神還沒有出現?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrDqzfkRQk
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GmrIwAKr0
就在我幻想著這個女神到底是甚麼模樣的時候，房門打開了。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgkYojkxto
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLH7l7BnBt
樂言笑問﹕「做咩咁快上返嚟呀? 多女得滯怕羞呀? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQS3WJ56nz
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisfARTaOmt
我也懶得跟他解釋，揮揮手敷衍道﹕「係呀係呀，我唔喺度咪仲好，少個人同你哋爭飯食呀嘛。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfnshZvkNh
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcg7uyl7NsN
他走過來搭著我的肩膊，笑道﹕「咁講嘢㗎你，無咗你呢塊綠葉喺度，又點襯托住我呢朵牡丹呢? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDIGtjT867
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8J3F7KQ7x
我白了他一眼，別過頭去不太想理會他。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zg8Rdzb7b
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhBrKTRoSu
他沒有理會我的冷淡對待，續道﹕「我哋玩UNO呀，一齊落嚟玩啦。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60PNBGebwP
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEmRAL5G8s
我搖頭﹕「唔好啦，我想睇小說呀。」我還想等待文章更新，而且我也要等待羊先生的回覆。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8AynXorQS
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGwYEg4icz
「睇咩小說呀? 」樂言瞄了我的電腦屏幕一眼，道﹕「睇乜鬼嘢甜故吖，落嚟同我哋一齊玩UNO好過啦。」然後不理我願不願意，硬將我拉到了六樓。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMx7o7mVoBY
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAanVKKer84
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapwCMUVi6o
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIFRnmxc9j
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRxsnidNew
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPhND80DZu
「咦? 你哋返嚟啦。」才剛走進common room，Kitty就向我們招手。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Vh3RaMYNX
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXDSy9JL5B
樂言拉著我一起坐下﹕「係呀係呀，呢條友囉，話太多靚女喺度怕羞喎，咪自己一個返上去囉。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZywUNgAni
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bl8vGHCd9
他的說話惹來一陣竊笑聲，眾人的目光都集中在我身上，讓我窘得無地自容。這個時候，我走也不是不走也不是。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTKpVH1ql3
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoV2Gr6CqPX
我本想狠狠的揍樂言一頓，最低限度也是要瞪他一眼的，但我怕這時候做出甚麼舉動都有欲蓋彌彰之疑。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UpJmvmDK8
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSb0L9ICaf
「Sam，乜你咁怕羞㗎咩? 唔似喎。」說話的正是坐在我旁邊的Jodi，她正似笑非笑的看著我。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUcrHbKgUM
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoC294YrcC
換作平日，我定會跟Jodi這種開朗的女生談笑風生，但今天的我實在有太多事困擾了，害我的腦袋都轉不過來。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrSXOgOEMi
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMM1hernwv
「吓? ...係...係咩? ......哈哈......」我也不知道自己在說甚麼，只是以笑遮醜矇混過去。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJKhmCFNMv
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhz3gpE5lKx
還好這時候開始遊戲，大家亦改而專注手上和枱面上的卡牌。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ541oH5WnUO
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZPWFWukHF
玩了數個會合，大家的情緒開始高漲，我趁著一局完結之時悄悄看一下手機，一看之下發現第一章已經發表了。我激動得馬上站起來。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1X3OBUOqgJ
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvilhQ7Op3w
眾人的焦點又再次集中在我身上，我連忙道﹕「Sorry，有啲緊要嘢做要走先，你哋繼續玩啦。」留下了這句話我就一溜煙的跑掉了。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVv6XTgPOm
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYpVjVwO0S
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaN9C4HqBc
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcLHhTzghS
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOUsYfvP7x
回到房間之後，我馬上極速看完了第一章。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGukKNUXd2
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1Yb7JmsfL
天！無論是師姐Karen，認識樂言他們的情節，還有當天做過甚麼，全部都一模一樣，連人物的對話都可以完全一樣，這...這到底是......872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzKCbKV6rP
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHLqWET2FE
雖然從看了序章之後我就已經覺得故事中的主角就是我，但我沒想到連其他角色的對白和反應也和現實中的一模一樣，這怎麼可能? 羊先生到底是誰?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMPyJjwTxV
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYAXmFKKM3
對了，他有沒有回覆我的留言?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qDwkoJEq6
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlU0HULpxO
我檢查了一下Facebook，羊先生還真的有一個訊息留給我。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrh7ONRyen
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS6R1kJxTQ
「你係陳洛鋒? 唔係啩? 咪玩啦！好開心啱啱po個故就有你呢啲fans，鍾意個故鍾意到以為自己係主角。But anyway, 呢個故我老作咋喎，邊有可能同現實一樣呀? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqokc9glHgY
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWeOnoGT3L
老作? 不是吧? 但完全一模一樣啊！這個巧合的或然輪比零更低吧?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjtrHUSiMy
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIuBPU89Yw
看來這個羊先生不相信我呢！不過話說回來我也沒有甚麽可以證明自己的方法。他不相信我也很正常。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUW60rSq9o
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuKwT0W1cQ
那怎算好呢? 先不管為何這個故事跟我的經歷一樣，若果這只是羊先生的創作的話，豈不是說我的命運正掌握在他手裏嗎?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60YhHri4mQ
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbuuEwgxzE
我突然想到了事情的嚴重性，我連忙發了一個訊息給羊先生。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88TSeH4VtR
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0ybhzY5SL
「我睇咗你個序章同第一章已經覺得好正啦！幾時會有下面呀? 快啲啦好唔好? 你真係寫得好鬼抵死搞笑呀！BTW，fb已like，皮已正。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD46u2GlscC
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPAGO8lFLe
這些所謂的網絡作者，都是用正評和like數來自瀆的，我這一頂高帽蓋下去，他的貼文速度會加快吧?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKb78UBsjRM
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioHINHeceA
說時遲，那時快，他竟然馬上回覆了我。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PV2iMbPs3
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8afPXy8yU9
「多謝欣賞，估唔到咁快有人鍾意我寫嘅嘢，搞到我鬼死咁開心！BTW，咪催文啦，好努力寫緊啦！」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX2drYHGiC
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHJxXyA6fA
如果事不關己我才不理會這個故事是否爛尾呢！可惡！......對了！就算暫時沒有新文章，問一下大概的劇情也可以吧。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1TpBTnqd0
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRSgCYIWdh
「加油！雖然我都希望你慢慢寫好個故，但我真係好心急，可唔可以透露下個『老婆』究竟同主角係咩關係? 真係佢老婆? 個女神又幾時出現呀? 如果真係唔方便透露嘅，at least可唔可以話我知係咪happy end呀? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nZ1yXs6wP
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipQXJGQqhe
雖然我也很想知道『老婆』和『女神』這些角色的進一步資料，但我更加在意是否happy ending。有傳言高登講故台被下了sad end的詛咒，十個故事九個都是sad end的。這種愛情故事的sad end，不外乎被女主角拋棄，然後女配角又突然不愛男主角；又或是女主角意外死了，男主角發誓一生不愛他人等等膠到不行的摧淚結局......872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQEKRunDAC
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGZUjM402c
嗚呀！我不要！我不要sad end！我不要肥胖終老，自瀆一生呀！老土一點也不打緊，happy end就好，像CCTVB那些膠劇ending就行了，不用搞那麽多花樣。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNSxVKp5wC
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqHHdaI0S5
我突然很羡慕那些大夥兒BBQ的結局，又或是一群人跳起Yeah那一類，甚至是幾對新人拉起「恭喜發財」唱「齊歡唱，同慶賀......」也沒所謂，只要不是sad end就好......872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wqq8WHmt7
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG53QKtSF7P
到底下一章的劇情是甚麼? 到底『老婆』是誰? 『女神』又是誰? 到底會不會sad end?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27xj93vfkt
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetldA8iiGr
「啪喳」一聲，房門打開，樂言呀君和Michael魚貫走進房間。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCw2s1JCqP
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jKKxlTDDz
我嚇了一跳﹕「嘩！做乜入哂嚟呀? 」我瞥見門外還有其他人，都是在剛才糖水會見過的，Kitty和Jodi也赫然在內。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCt4Dsola3
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8czFg2vOW
樂言道﹕「我話你搞咩就真，無嗱嗱又走返上嚟，玩自閉呀? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6ak01UnYH
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOedwjsUx9e
我有點不耐煩﹕「無呀無呀，有嘢做呀。」手指不期然又按了一下F5。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxTyOibr82
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1V89PQyz60
「你會有咩做吖? ......超！又係甜故呀? 」樂言走過來瞄了電腦屏幕一眼道。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkt5SkU1LiE
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgYsZWf8iC
我也懶得跟他糾纏﹕「係呀係呀，咪搞住哂啦。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiUUMtYWVA
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyp4gvvSfKX
樂言向呀君打了一個眼色，然後他兩人一起走過來夾起我﹕「咪留喺度做宅男啦，我哋一齊去九龍城食宵夜啦！」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0n7YexPrS
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9Dy0Kk8gE
我訝道﹕「又食? 頭先唔係食完糖水啦咩? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIGioYZrlo
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAdN45QuoJ
呀君笑道﹕「得嗰一煲咁大把，邊夠我哋咁多人食吖。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWEJ0KJh8P
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrnori3LAS
樂言跟我耳語﹕「藉口嚟嘅啫，實情係根本成班仔想同班女玩耐啲。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35Vta902ne
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FpFgO89w0
我輕聲笑道﹕「係你三條友咋? 唔好賴其他人喎。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTrECKDuex
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvoNJn938d
樂言哈哈笑道﹕「你點話點好啦，咪話唔夠兄弟呀，而家專登上嚟拉埋你去都算係咁啦。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNCPAJPIbF
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhozwdNEZLw
我心裏嘀咕﹕『慌你唔係睇中咗邊件，跟住將其他豬頭骨塞比我等無人阻住你咩? 』872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwTyt956vR
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFHKnddN1g
就是這樣，我們一行十多人就步行到九龍城吃宵夜。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBKttGSfmh
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntcmOYh4kR
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUswhpjluB
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cRKBCFDU6
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjOIg1838O
一路上說說笑笑，但直到在糖水店坐下了，我還是沒有多大的心情跟他們聊天，只是時不時的留意著文章有沒有更新，又或是羊先生有沒有回覆。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMh1IUpq6f8
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSnBcTDRm3
「喂，做咩你成晚都睇住個電話嘅? 有咩咁好睇呀? 」Jodi見我不發一言，跟其他人格格不入的，忍不住問我。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTfGXkFuQX
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡracJ1KfgB1
坐在我身旁的Michael瞪了我一眼﹕「好心你啦，成班人喺度你就唔好玩電話啦。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzWLylfZHm
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgO3enUxyr
聽到Michael這樣說，我也頓時覺得這樣很沒禮貌，正想收起電話，但赫然發現故事剛剛發表了第二章。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EChRiEc1z
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslOJhKnEZ1
What? 這個第二章只得Part1? 這個羊先生可真會吊人胃口啊！872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFVGalZXTt
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlayQB81yEl
我連忙道﹕「等！等等！等我睇埋呢節先。」然後我沒理會眾人的奇異目光，火速閱畢發表了的部份。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ilO5CS9ge
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7liGYggI1x
甚麽? 原來『我』是在P.E.堂遇見女神的！淺啡色頭髮紥馬尾，眼大大......不是吧? 只得這些形容? 我每天在校園內碰到這樣的女生，沒有三十個也有二十個啊！唉......算了算了......反正能讓我呆若木雞，心跳加速的，應該是看一眼就能認出來的美女吧。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtpxC7Jhxe
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMKFOTh8nw
故事中說『我』跟『樂言』鬥波時因為心不在焉而不斷出醜，看來我有機會改變未來了，嘿嘿！872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaTpINr3ml
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAEsHib6GE
就在我剛看完這一節時，我聽到Jodi問我﹕「你睇緊咩呀? 好似咁緊張咁嘅? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BjtH8MY7g
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP6rCLPmZ0
Michael搭嘴道﹕「佢好鍾意睇網絡啲甜故㗎，而家肯定都睇緊啦。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidWA8JE0Vh
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgsbBFn7Sf
Jodi瞪大了雙眼﹕「甜故? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSFhhNCSNN
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg9VzC5z2S
Michael借機在她耳邊解釋，只見Jodi的臉紅了一下，但卻向我道﹕「我都好鍾意睇故仔喎，比我睇吓呀? 」說罷向我伸出了手。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hYdSuFI6T
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyTP7QO5br
我將電話收回口袋裏，搖搖手道﹕「甜故唔啱細路女睇呀，等你大個先啦。」事實上我不想有任何認識的人知道這個故事的存在，皆因故事中人物的名字和現實中的一模一樣，而且主角的想法(就是我的想法)都赤裸裸的呈現人前，我可不想有朋友知道我在想些甚麼。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAjIc1leD3
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHV3PizfeMJ
Jodi鼓起腮哼了一聲，模樣說有多可愛就有多可愛。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOKF2OV1tj
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQdSuVIgEA
不過現在的我，已經給還沒有出現的女神弄得神不守舍，對於其他女生可沒有甚麼心思。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc1oKHpd2F
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiuQlmPwB3
我轉問樂言﹕「我哋幾時上P.E.堂呀? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDJenwFuEt
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa10mo2pn2T
「後日。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4zPLPmiKm
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87b6rxLctV
後天? 那不是只剩一天時間練習? 不過臨急抱佛腳總好過甚麼也不做。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2S5nXEkHq
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgpwwbxaTG
我指著樂言他們命令道﹕「你！你！你！你三個聽日放學同我一齊去打波。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjB4diUq2O
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3Gdvjcw0E
他們三個同時拉長了臉，呀君抱怨道﹕「吓? 點解呀? 改做打機得唔得呀? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhecnLciQU
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9TxjDLoWC
「機幾時都有得打啦！後生細仔做多啲運動啦！」絕對不能讓他們逃掉，只剩下我一個人的話可練不到甚麼東西。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTqQI3Jl0f
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd20lZJq6Ps
Jodi雀躍的舉手﹕「我又去！我又去！」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kvVKrIBwW
872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwXRjlASVJ
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我還沒有說完，Michael就搶著道﹕「好呀好呀！多啲人去好玩啲呀！」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15JkIakBz9
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我聽到樂言問Kitty﹕「你聽日得唔得閒去呀? 」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpptGrbwmp
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Kitty想了想，道﹕「好呀，我應該都得閒。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6M3Wx9aRp
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樂言拍了一下手﹕「好！就咁決定！聽日下晝五點，金城道，去嘅舉手。」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtXipWpZ4K
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現場的眾人見有熱鬧可趁，紛紛舉高了手，只得我一臉無奈的看著眾人。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGFcH6hb3V
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樂言見我這個模樣，奇道﹕「咦? 唔係你建議打波咩? 你做咩唔舉手呀? 」然後就抓起我的手高舉。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZh0Bbmt9AN
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What the......怎會變成這樣的?872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRxc0lq0RL
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當晚回到宿舍後不久我就收到羊先生的回覆。872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YRSxeilxH
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「嘿嘿！我係唔會劇透㗎！你一路追落去咪知囉！至於係唔係happy ending，我都仲諗緊，未有咁快決定住。繼續追故啦巴打！」872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38neZEKL4S
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你老......！若果不是性命攸關真的想瘋狂派膠給這個羊先生！可惡！872Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllkDxwYUgX
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