「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4K3dRDFFy
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73l033j1r8
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuadyzPXbDN
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoSl9Qs7ic
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我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2lgrD2ovm
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEL2mUPZxl
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFHpIXeSzC
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjfPWEnbza
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFqKIBEKar
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqB7XJadiMq
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4ptN4RPUA
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4ZK0JWJOZ
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1IYJclGPd
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2WLOa8u7L
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYIEEtMXUC
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYxsDb9kLE
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmGp5exNAt
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8pTMfUZGv
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkKqIOi7kw
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KD2dYhsJR
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIAKGmbCKA
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4VdrcVhz7
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjc6QRsBS1z
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7EIahUBgP
「糖水會幾點呀? 」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJznwnbpuUY
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncgED4CTcl
「10點。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs6ddyOkuJ
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vhxIja6AR
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbIezk0f4O
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4w1Op2KGSK
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcShL3hC5j
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjPIMP4GFF
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupOXVu5Wpa
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dIbGbOKbr
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGHCuUpLWD
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiD3Nl8lKH
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE6EDyvyyP
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe11cxBf5t9
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5VjYBVMOv
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQgouDXV0l
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxQEo4sQF1
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5trdxNTnz
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXmUxz9fF3
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y6459fiWd
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmykt6mOWYK
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPwNE54o0R
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L0N86HH7l
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡll1FRy2dRq
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Qn3g8Xsnh
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQtgV161Sr
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO70po75QF
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg9ys1qRoE
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqDkxIJ05u
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI3dbn7ldr
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyrRQvVRFD
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a7TsmWgj0
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3P5TDCTkJ
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qzogauswo
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0G9NaJ5fJ
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2jYU78W5S
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp88kCwuYRi
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZI8GqKgO26
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYTnPa9nWP
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQpWMhS2E0
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nVfiBTNch
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiTK7rU5yG
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JB3n0zE0f
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXYoiU61Kw
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiitdYygCW
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nOTBuNWLg
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFR5ncisu03
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我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21kcSGu7xk
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6AxyAZG23
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLvm2UdGep
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XBgWy9D5f
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFOllBct0k
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBWepsLav7
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORDpldt9Nb
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPNiXk4mL2
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMdl9looCu
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsjhwH796Q
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUmpRhj7Rh
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp67bE7paL1
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy38902n9jd
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6di8qu7T1e
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQZAjMcdlg
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96IKzNt8gd
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10Bc2LPDkT
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64q8L9izHD
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhO49Q1gnbW
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8cQ418F5e
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VvvRCxSLu
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8BHBuBrfo
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdGv5RXhGc
869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5c0WaaWo5
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnUJgqChkC
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