「埜腕垀,埜腕垀,涴跺藩珨桲縐? 」1081Please respect copyright.PENANASlSFdHqssb
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAi3D9aEqex1
我感到全身像火燒般疼痛,然後有人輕輕拍打著我的臉頰,並說著一堆不明所以的語言。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAnyCYsK74pQ
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAkcDx9yTy5b
接著,我的身體像是被水包圍著,清清涼涼的很是舒服,像是嬰兒時睡在媽媽的懷裏。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAfyRRUP9bHt
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA0O5cZiBp3B
我緩緩睜開雙眼,發覺眼前水汪汪一片,卻發現原來身在水裏。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAyhwzDFNJDl
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAp5FHhL9GS0
嘩!做乜跌咗落水?1081Please respect copyright.PENANAMxcd1PsCyn
1081Please respect copyright.PENANApchAZeT0mn
我立即閉氣,並撐手撐腳的想浮起來,卻發現根本不成功。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAq3lCvMU4nD
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAIE3e2ubN3h
正當我憋得臉紅耳赤,快要淹死之際,包圍著我的水突然全部散去,然後我就跌在地上。1081Please respect copyright.PENANANKnMB6lQNP
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAIMGzSochOE
啪!1081Please respect copyright.PENANAunFFItpTVQ
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAIC1DXHTP6H
頂......跌到我......1081Please respect copyright.PENANAaCXE6vkqQO
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAu51xO5sZVI
我撫著屁股,眼看剛才的水在半空中正化作點點晶瑩剔透的水珠,再慢慢消失在空氣當中。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAc9TgWcSQpr
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAyOaZVPTmDF
呢啲咩嚟㗎 ? 點解我會凌空跌落地? .........1081Please respect copyright.PENANAQpADbeDRYf
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA3t4TjxsLKV
「跺縐僻趼滅誹? 猁砑佽腔憩岆縐? 」1081Please respect copyright.PENANAoNMUabFp3G
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAKWcdUv3LHS
我又聽到有人說話,但完全不明白是甚麽意思。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAOfZjj1dbso
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAdbX5CegX2d
我望向聲音來源,是一個身穿古裝,國字口面,濃眉大眼,身材粗壯的青年,年約二十歲。他正微微俯身向我說話,但我一句也聽不明白。1081Please respect copyright.PENANANkMQfk28aq
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAdU42vytXMH
雖然如此,但從語氣聽來他應該並無惡意。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAKdT1qHYWCo
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAGoQDkyDggM
「呃......你...你好呀,請問你識唔識廣東話? 」1081Please respect copyright.PENANAr10z0qGAqa
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAED9eZiQOv5
他聽到我說話,愣了一下,然後又道﹕「帤跺誹勤眭? 狟煦梗趼茼。」1081Please respect copyright.PENANAUpLNa5nljP
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAcnYj6gzGtS
佢究竟噏乜春呀? 唔通係大陸方言? 同埋點解佢著古裝嘅? 拍緊戲?1081Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ijeb2FF8x
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAtbBqKWIr82
我嘗試轉一轉channel﹕「尼巧,錢暈尼天得洞煲東瓜嗎? 」1081Please respect copyright.PENANAqc0LHEOMYA
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAEhqM7flzQr
他又搖搖頭,然後將我扶起,示意我跟著他。1081Please respect copyright.PENANABHyx3UMmp5
1081Please respect copyright.PENANASrnXBVCZH8
「Hey man, can you speak English? 」1081Please respect copyright.PENANA5X0tseKfO7
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAa3tzB1DdIr
「哦hi唷,阿Lee拮多過齋依乜士打。」1081Please respect copyright.PENANAOjdgG6FHjT
1081Please respect copyright.PENANABr9Yr4Vjws
「呀羅哈些唷,寵寵寵。」1081Please respect copyright.PENANAM8IioW3yMt
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAfWWHEnaFCl
「沙嘩d cup,cup冠cup。」1081Please respect copyright.PENANAtAORuEtcc1
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAgjeXUVipur
我鍥而不捨,運用我所會的語言跟他溝通,但他只是笑笑的沒有回應,只是示意我跟著他。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAet56ohe7j8
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAHFImpLxdZ9
條友憨吓憨吓成個郭靖咁款,應該唔係壞人啩? 而且頭先我明明喺大帽山,而家呢度明顯係一個山谷,要我自己出返去我都唔識路,唯有跟住佢先啦。1081Please respect copyright.PENANASs8oz7y1Ki
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAgnEGHhMzMR
不過話時話,呢度又幾靚喎,成個拍金庸電視劇嘅外境咁,而且空氣仲鬼死咁清新,香港有個咁嘅地方咩?1081Please respect copyright.PENANApD5uif4HUq
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAL9M4Urs6qa
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAcUQPYYkEud
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAoTKJHpgWHM
我跟著這個憨鳩郭靖,一直在山中小徑走著,沿途他不時停下來採摘野花野草放在他揹著的藤籃,活像他是來山中採藥一樣。1081Please respect copyright.PENANA5lwBN2Una6
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAV4ZAcbtNP1
咕嚕......1081Please respect copyright.PENANA0IffMnzXLa
1081Please respect copyright.PENANACoSX9abxWW
走著走著我開始肚餓,我望向天空,只見太陽正在頭頂,那麽說現在是正午? 但剛才在大帽山明明是三時多的,難道我暈了一整天?1081Please respect copyright.PENANAeIJMDfiQid
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA6b79IrnJZx
正當我驚疑不定之際,郭靖轉頭向我道﹕「腔宎硊岆菴跺? 」然後他指了指肚皮。1081Please respect copyright.PENANA72ZLTR2euo
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAsNfnbD1whP
看來他也聽到我肚子打鼓,於是我點點頭。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAfLdMg0gSOk
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAPDfYZ7xg5b
他望望右邊的叢林,然後撿起一塊石子擲了過去。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAQpL4gjqgMT
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAlTFBHQAPKQ
倏地,一只小兔子跳了出來,往我們瞄了一眼,然後就往前方跳走。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAJyZAHB3442
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAimFGsfF1LC
只見郭靖他伸出左手,掌心向天,然後就有一些透明點點在他掌心一吋以上逐漸凝聚,不到兩秒,那些透明點點已經形成網球大小,活像一個小水球一樣。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAuJFa20WeAM
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA7mRkIk3dRC
「跺趼誹!」他左手一揮,水球以高速射向小兔子,「噗」的一聲,水球炸裂,兔子應聲而倒。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAsGtTtV0HY2
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAz71ZTd0Hrs
嘩屌!街頭魔法王?1081Please respect copyright.PENANAw1dnSKnCzl
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAagsSjsI6Ef
我走過去撿起兔子,只見牠一身是水,看來剛才郭靖擲出去的真的是水球。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAzUElOTjdkG
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAKowp4pWr1d
我將兔子遞給郭靖,他笑著接過,然後從腰帶抽出一把小刀子......1081Please respect copyright.PENANACrnhpNJGpa
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA9JJeBgzzjF
我即刻撳住佢﹕「喂喂喂!你真係諗住劏嚟食呀? 我對兔肉無興趣喎!」1081Please respect copyright.PENANAfkrU9ZgFPh
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAV5th7n6N4Q
郭靖一邊疑惑的看著我,一邊已經一刀割斷兔子的咽喉。1081Please respect copyright.PENANA1FOK5TjBxM
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAfexJ3fZDiI
唉......真係......你要食就食啦,我無眼睇......1081Please respect copyright.PENANARgygqbJfjM
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAlRg9WjQwAQ
面對這麽血腥的場面,我唯有做身體語言示意我去小便。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAmk6lnQnaUz
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAV79DEqmOEc
我行開兩步,回頭望一望,佢已經手起刀落將兔仔肢解剝皮,動作熟練得似是久經訓練,難道他是一個獵人? 香港會有獵人? 城市獵人? 但孟波不是只會獵女嗎?1081Please respect copyright.PENANApXhUUA3n2p
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAieUulCbIsI
正所謂君子遠庖廚,小人長戚戚,這麽赤裸裸的重口味畫面還真令我反胃,所以我就走到不遠處的樹後,然後順手揸揸水。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAFXx9WzJDdg
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA2YT8CSAnEg
揸水之時,我就諗緊頭先郭靖嗰下係咩魔術呢? 隻兔仔真係比佢打暈咗,又真係濕哂喎,一啲穿崩借鏡嘅位都無,真係勁過無記嗰啲魔法王多多聲,不如一陣叫佢教我兩手旁下身都好。1081Please respect copyright.PENANA2Dd7A5ZqYk
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAoPnSomlXuY
1081Please respect copyright.PENANATb16BcpBOU
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA1G9j0SmEaN
回去後,郭靖正對著一堆柴枝枯葉,拿著兩塊石頭在「噠噠噠」,敲擊聲中不時有火星掉到柴枝上。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAoWK506VDwJ
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAohqzAoh8Lk
傳說中嘅火石? 佢真係原始人?1081Please respect copyright.PENANA3HA0t2GxTD
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAWOYMVkXYtS
我走到他身旁,在褲袋拿出一個打火機,然後在他面前「噠」的一聲點火。1081Please respect copyright.PENANADSalUShddq
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAYaPZz4qk4Y
他見狀喜道﹕「扂? !垀眕祥湔婓党蜊杅,蚚腔岆模茼,誹誹。」1081Please respect copyright.PENANAgxC8dA8D3g
1081Please respect copyright.PENANALBtQaOktmY
我還是不知道他說甚麼,不過我倒明白他想我燃起柴火。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAdjhDMTIu37
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA6bhn3Ev8p7
在我對著枯葉點火之時,他伸出兩手,閉起雙眼,然後我又看到兩個水球各自在他的左右手上凝聚,幾秒後,他張開眼,將水球放在盛著兔肉的陶碗,原來他要用水來洗乾淨兔肉。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAAzMZiIgnDy
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA2fWiWjvzYk
「喂!教我得唔得呀? 」我指住佢隻手,做一做佢頭先個動作,然後又指一指自己。1081Please respect copyright.PENANA7YMdxgmEvO
1081Please respect copyright.PENANALpt9QgvwA4
他有點疑惑,他指著我的打火機,道﹕「誹絞縐腔唗,杅硉蚚腔岆? 」1081Please respect copyright.PENANA6cdB0AkawB
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAyfBcQTujhY
想點? 想要個火機?1081Please respect copyright.PENANABOvuk3HzAc
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA6Wezz68E3P
我將火機遞給他,他卻哂手擰頭。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAZFXa734Zl9
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAuvCIXdcCVF
喂,即係點呀? 比你又唔要......唉......都係唔明,算啦......1081Please respect copyright.PENANA86JsxLTE5W
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAt3omlNjKuJ
我起了營火,然後從口袋裏拿出一包純萬,點起一枝悠悠的抽了起來。只見郭靖架起一個支架,將兔肉串上樹枝再放在架上燒烤。肉上的油份經火一烤,一點一點的滴在炭火上,發出吱吱聲,而伴隨著聲響的,就是引人垂涎的肉香。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAQGjHMYWBRw
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA3D8fGFl3dQ
睇嚟......炭燒兔肉都好似唔錯喎......1081Please respect copyright.PENANAvzh6eCKcUo
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAMeRodZYHtt
我吞一吞口水,郭靖已經將烤好的兔肉遞給我。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAp8k6p15c7R
1081Please respect copyright.PENANApaYyq5gD4J
「射射!」我拿起兔肉就咬了一口,唔......!肉質鮮嫩!肥美多汁!原來兔肉咁鬼好食!1081Please respect copyright.PENANApcCs1kBImF
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAi2Pd2e9P1b
我和郭靖大快朵頤﹐轉眼整隻兔子就給我倆幹掉了。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAs8NMp8JDsl
1081Please respect copyright.PENANANI7UGW9f22
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAa2EoLaqeVv
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAumsVHTFbNG
我喝了口郭靖變出來的水,捧著肚子打著飽嗝,又抽起煙來。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAqAGoinO5d4
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA3yeOYeLh9W
郭靖十分好奇的看著我抽煙,難道他沒見過嗎?1081Please respect copyright.PENANAjVLHZFpkau
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAFkBShUvMYL
我遞枝煙比佢﹕「嗱!醒枝比你。正所謂飯後一枝煙,快活過神仙呀!」1081Please respect copyright.PENANAwbDFmnfgRq
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAAln9zS2zbx
他拿著煙,學我一樣含在嘴裏,卻不知道怎麽做。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAjw6nlhE4xB
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAaPZRTZ8kRJ
我替他點火,但他卻呆呆的不懂吸一下,於是我誇張的示範給他看。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAo1fEc3h7cw
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAPxpCOHzJpy
他「哦哦」有聲的表示明白,然後就使勁的吸了一口......1081Please respect copyright.PENANAos1N6kFGYO
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAPCQOzJSaUZ
「咳!......咳......咳咳......」他給嗆到了。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAt2MdJWRGKp
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA74eUMxwpk6
「哈哈哈哈!你慢慢再試吓就無事啦。」1081Please respect copyright.PENANAy2mn4x54f1
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAf8rajdkTrf
他似是明白我說甚麼,再次緩緩的吸了一口,再將煙呼出來,然後露出一個享受的表情。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAzaEvOo1P4m
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAlKdf685NSG
一會兒後,他抽完了煙,然後笑著直豎拇指。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAU7eH6tmvOR
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAGkPejY04DA
估唔到除咗音樂,原來煙仔都係世界語言。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAUdlNd6rxLA
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA8bNbm3SJQ8
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAPy39byjp3h
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA5xIiCTdrF3
吃過午飯,我們又收拾行裝繼續出發。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAptOCl1kVPX
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAVdYByYPRXu
其實到了這個時候,我還不知道他到底是甚麽人。不明語言、穿古裝、會變魔術、懂打獵、用火石、未見過煙仔......1081Please respect copyright.PENANASESmBWCAxr
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAoHAUPrjDKe
喂等等先,除咗識變魔術之外,點解其他情況咁鬼似尋秦記嘅? 唔係穿越咗去古代咁搞笑呀?1081Please respect copyright.PENANADLcWafn04B
1081Please respect copyright.PENANADqe91BeoAP
這個時候我才發現自己身上的衣服有點破破爛爛,而且還有一些燒焦的痕跡。1081Please respect copyright.PENANApOkbPPqCwt
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAvbspEPt7bH
咦? 唔通我頭先喺大帽山比雷劈? 然後就穿越咗嚟古代? 唔撚係呀?1081Please respect copyright.PENANAGtRp9334aB
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...................呀哈哈哈哈!咁我呢個現代人返到嚟古代,咁咪可以好似古天樂咁溝死女? 哇哈哈哈!你個仆街港女Evelyn,今次仲唔比我威番次!秦始皇!秦始皇喺邊? 一定要喺佢發跡之前搵佢出嚟認佢做契弟!1081Please respect copyright.PENANAoFRlZyPSzx
1081Please respect copyright.PENANA1TyfrvCXxC
我想到這裏,興奮得拉住了郭靖問他我們在哪個國家哪個年代,不過我得到的回答當然是一堆沒有意義的音節。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAdTw86fNF7J
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAMXvShd5hu1
郭靖的答覆,亦像冷水一樣將我的所有幻想淋熄。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAwdtX6oQQCz
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAhTXB9OCugA
唉點算呢,睇嚟我同呢個時代嘅人溝通唔到喎,咁生活都成問題啦,仲話溝女......唉......都係跟佢出返去先,留喺度真係死咗都唔知咩事。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAaFbeIW79PS
1081Please respect copyright.PENANANgVrMMPH1V
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAA6RsMtA53S
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAt4teX1WPCS
我垂頭喪氣的跟著郭靖後頭,走了約莫一個小時,終於離開了山谷,到達了一處城門前。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAJnzJDTYCkI
1081Please respect copyright.PENANASHUcSFG0tT
嘩嘩嘩!係現實中嘅城門呀!唔係無記廠景呀!好撚宏偉呀!1081Please respect copyright.PENANA3OH6xsRmmn
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAG5NEkrsIAD
我抬起頭,眼看有六七層樓高的城牆,而眼前的城門亦有三層樓高,頓時覺得自己真真正正的回到古代。1081Please respect copyright.PENANABHEA9NtYYl
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAnkzgf2G1PK
正當我呆呆的欣賞古代建築時,郭靖一手拉了我去城門口做安檢。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAuoinDmHid9
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAHlNeecfRfz
眼見城門守衞個個肥獅大隻,又刀又槍的,嚇到我所有頭都縮起來。1081Please respect copyright.PENANA7Z310QDFKN
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAUGK5QHr6nb
大佬我無證明文件喎,一陣佢話我非法入境拉鬼咗我去天牢雞姦我點算?1081Please respect copyright.PENANA3iOWFjGWQB
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAjQUhI5KKEz
正當我淆底想閃人之際,郭靖拿出幾個銅錢給城管,然後城管竟然揚揚手讓我們入城。1081Please respect copyright.PENANAaViUTHi3NT
1081Please respect copyright.PENANAyYuBQxO7jR
唓!原來入城只係要比路費,差啲嚇到我賴屎。1081Please respect copyright.PENANA5uGl0CaXqr