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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.413Please respect copyright.PENANAGhQ3rr6NSL
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Harrison Ford:413Please respect copyright.PENANApxHgk6o9Sg
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!413Please respect copyright.PENANAyRfwVsY0lO
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News Guy:413Please respect copyright.PENANAgiXHLERcEH
In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!413Please respect copyright.PENANArfr2w0Cz4Z
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M. Night Shyamalan:413Please respect copyright.PENANAfIK2GBjiLJ
Curses! You've caught me.413Please respect copyright.PENANAc5aOMGoMRq
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J.J. Abrams:413Please respect copyright.PENANAMx6lUGwo6R
It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.413Please respect copyright.PENANAU8UkXwXvuj
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M. Night Shyamalan:413Please respect copyright.PENANANexoiYWWiL
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!413Please respect copyright.PENANAt5xPMGvr96
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.413Please respect copyright.PENANAOAjAp2rJQM
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M. Night Shyamalan:413Please respect copyright.PENANAgjELelVzme
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?413Please respect copyright.PENANAza6cdr9zwY
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J.J. Abrams:413Please respect copyright.PENANAQo4cSDYsGB
None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.413Please respect copyright.PENANAuSlNAs5MAv
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M. Night Shyamalan:413Please respect copyright.PENANAHCgddByZ6d
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!413Please respect copyright.PENANAy1zUbXnNKc
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-413Please respect copyright.PENANAtBSBVyPTts
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Bernie Sanders:413Please respect copyright.PENANALGTvWAuudw
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!413Please respect copyright.PENANAo2yIQj0IU2
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Robot Hitler:413Please respect copyright.PENANAcG7aJ1LjCb
NEIN!!!!413Please respect copyright.PENANAK0y2ZnRNmg
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Bernie Sanders:413Please respect copyright.PENANA7uf5tDVSoJ
Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!413Please respect copyright.PENANAOtRxhTxXiD
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Robot Hitler:413Please respect copyright.PENANA3MgozbYGyj
Yeah right!413Please respect copyright.PENANAKJLJ4ly9mx
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Bernie Sanders:413Please respect copyright.PENANAU7YN4m6Nxk
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).413Please respect copyright.PENANAy4clK67OOg
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.413Please respect copyright.PENANAIlBEJIun1v
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Robot Hitler:413Please respect copyright.PENANABw7Q1MrJ81
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!413Please respect copyright.PENANAgRh9Wv8Jnh
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Velociraptor:413Please respect copyright.PENANAfZbVC4w3Ww
(Keeps throwing bananas)413Please respect copyright.PENANA8vFf7mIhuJ
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Robot Hitler:413Please respect copyright.PENANA8L9sb2TsxB
(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!413Please respect copyright.PENANAWQilZ2tPDm
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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