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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz9WYZloe1
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuJ3NREiuv
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10VlsoaQN7
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M. Night Shyamalan:546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbI8SQ1aX2
Curses! You've caught me.546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXimnIvxWd
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt11nCeo84O
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI58GCa5pk
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKPD0IBPba
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdrR7yT1H9
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYMKVX8Vo2
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M. Night Shyamalan:546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUvO7RZ8N0
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkD70rSxc8v
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLFIy37Ixw
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LxVwCc0Fw
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NEIN!!!!546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJE3EhwkEc
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSVzjvCwwO
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Yeah right!546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvFU9NhsAF
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85bTAfyulV
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTVZo1WdYi
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGoGNBzFzh
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Velociraptor:546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ckx3V584f
(Keeps throwing bananas)546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgXhuvPTZi
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQXx5xQnEE
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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