「同學大家好,我係新嚟嘅體育老師兼輔導組主任李sir。首先歡迎大家參加呢一個專為有特殊需要嘅學生所設立既行為治療班!」185Please respect copyright.PENANAz1yBmkF2Oe
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為何我會參與這個興趣班呢?我不是應該去上籃球班嗎?如果母親沒有發現這一張有關治療班的通告,我還會在這裏嗎?185Please respect copyright.PENANAJ46SkraJPz
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我環繞一看,天啊!全部也是學校的奇人:不懂靜止的「暴走機器」發仔;背圓周率背到出神入化的Peter哥。由今個學期開始,他一直不停背誦圓周率,如無意外,他已經背到小數點後第573個位吧;「人間胸器」MayMay,她以過度豐滿的身材和臉上的火山坑為名;視障人士「盲亨」;「巴士引擎配音員」Alexander Tridant Chan; 還有悠悠。。。185Please respect copyright.PENANAfUlcvBP3hs
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為何她都要參加這些訓練班呢? 她根本不需要參加這些訓練班,只要她在課室保持低調的話。。。185Please respect copyright.PENANAHOyOQLNc4O
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然而,李sir似乎胸有成竹,好像可以隨意去控制我們這一群怪物。。185Please respect copyright.PENANAhncF2Z6g6x
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「大家先介紹自己先啦!」李sir說。185Please respect copyright.PENANA4Cyl6sx26b
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「我係Peter,3.141592654 292654。。。」185Please respect copyright.PENANAe2dzmF8mVy
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「呢位同學數口好精下喎,大個咗唔係做精算就做會計㗎啦!」185Please respect copyright.PENANAKCbrGHIAps
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「下一站設有分段收費。。下一站係川龍,唔唔唔。。」 Alex正在模仿巴士的行走聲音和報站系統的廣播聲, 打斷了各人的自我介紹。185Please respect copyright.PENANAD83YzV6VzY
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然而,李sir並沒有被他的胡言亂語打斷,反而對他說 :「咦?川龍尋日我都有去喎,嗰度風景好靚㗎,又有早茶飲添。」185Please respect copyright.PENANA4LDlZBjhZy
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Alex見李sir願意跟他說話,然後繼續興奮的論述他的「巴士經”」:「荃錦公路淨係可以行E200單層巴士,路線係51號,收費係$8.9,川龍係分段收費起點,收$5.4。。。」185Please respect copyright.PENANAH7qv7WNwtk
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他總共說了接近兩分鐘才願意住口。185Please respect copyright.PENANA9Up1G9xl6K
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李sir嘗試調解氣氛:「果然係人肉GPS,如果邊個同佢做到朋友就 唔怕盪失路啦!下一位呀?」185Please respect copyright.PENANARXal0FZX4I
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李sir果然厲害,對住這一些怪人也可以及時拉回話題,確保活動的流程順利。185Please respect copyright.PENANAuhz4epBCtr
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「我係May,喂! 望咩呀你個變態佬?!」185Please respect copyright.PENANAW52EEjJfXj
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她突然向我發狂,我來不及反應。185Please respect copyright.PENANAcwCx1BSaIa
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我只是用了半秒看她臉上的火山坑,而且她的「尊容」,我願意花時間看她,她已經撿到了。185Please respect copyright.PENANAkOvKc7kvov
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終於能夠體驗毀滅性的火山爆發了!185Please respect copyright.PENANA4tYylGOZR5
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「冷靜啲先各位。下一位呀?」185Please respect copyright.PENANAmBdHrZVtWT
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「我叫阿亨。」終於有一個比較正常的人。185Please respect copyright.PENANA6MoGPMLVdV
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經過五分鐘後,發仔依然精力充沛地不斷在課室的周圍跑來跑去,李sir也放棄了叫他停下來。185Please respect copyright.PENANAynS4bUf4HT
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接著到悠悠。185Please respect copyright.PENANApNPQzrDFyq
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「我係悠。。悠,請多多指教。」185Please respect copyright.PENANArA3TStilqP
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她臉上並沒有一絲厭惡,反而有點期待。 185Please respect copyright.PENANAadp2Rw3D6B
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「Titus?冇黎?」 李sir好奇地問道。185Please respect copyright.PENANAbH2uGpWpGW
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Titus?他為何要上這一個班?他理應是正常人,為何名單上面還有他的名字?185Please respect copyright.PENANA8oRCd1bBna
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不管了,先解決面前的境況才算。185Please respect copyright.PENANAKsVD05VI4G
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「我係阿霖,大家好。」我泄氣地說。185Please respect copyright.PENANAHg0PxaXb9m
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「未來五堂還請大家多多指教!」李sir說。185Please respect copyright.PENANAvbEDzhg6bH
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五堂?OMFG!185Please respect copyright.PENANAmqO2XHBhxK
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是煎熬阿!185Please respect copyright.PENANAAtPfzCJajC
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「接著,我們開始熱身遊戲吧!」185Please respect copyright.PENANAFLBzcPxt2N
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李sir 興高采烈地嘗試炒熱課室裏的氣氛。185Please respect copyright.PENANAy3p5fKdGHP
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