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No Plagiarism!H7bnHK1vEF39gufIa78oposted on PENANA 阿Man聽到係我呀媽就開咗門,呀媽一入嚟就係咁打量阿Man。8964 copyright protection271PENANARmgDudBLhd 維尼
「您好。」阿Man對我呀媽打招呼。8964 copyright protection271PENANA822tlCnEap 維尼
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我未開口講嘢,家強已經搶先答:「黃家杰佢買咗嘢,我幫佢手搬上嚟啫。」家強趁機推返個紙皮箱入雜物房。8964 copyright protection271PENANA0qdV0RwWra 維尼
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「呀仔做咩咁嘥錢買咁大件嘢呀?做咩有間雜物房㗎?使唔使呀媽幫你執屋呀?」8964 copyright protection271PENANAg78ssBFsPm 維尼
呀媽講呢句嘢嚇到我同家強標晒屎咁滯,我同家強對望咗一眼,然後話:「唔使!唔好呀!唔好搞亂我屋企嘢呀!我有set風水陣㗎!你整亂咗壞咗個局會死㗎!」8964 copyright protection271PENANA62tB0ehQWX 維尼
我哋擋住係雜物房前,呀媽見到我哋反應咁誇張,就停落嚟。8964 copyright protection271PENANASWL6ETHtZ4 維尼
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「衰仔!你仲好講!搬出去住咁耐都唔返嚟食餐飯,平時OT都話啫,星期六日又唔返嚟。」8964 copyright protection271PENANAZDtoMvIZQ6 維尼
俗語講得好「養兒一百歲,長憂九十九」,呀媽除咗掛住我之外,可能都驚我自己一個住食得唔好,成日都叫我唔好出街食外賣,食杯麵,話多味精。8964 copyright protection271PENANAD4eSR0yGbZ 維尼
講起都有啲慚愧,新屋同以前住嘅地方距離有啲遠,平時返工已經好攰,一放假都想係屋企休息,唔想出遠門。8964 copyright protection271PENANA1PPwPzY4FL 維尼
「搬到流晒汗,快啲去沖個涼換套衫,我哋一齊去食餐飯,你哋都一齊嚟啦。」呀媽對住家強同阿Man講,見呀媽咁遠嚟到,我當然乖乖哋聽佢話。8964 copyright protection271PENANAgmzuKQscFo 維尼
但我無諗過沖完涼出到嚟,就見到呀媽拉住阿Man坐係梳化到傾計。8964 copyright protection271PENANAeik7NCRpGm 維尼
我就知道呀媽見到有個女仔係我屋企,就一定會亂諗嘢。家強見到我出嚟就向我投向睇好戲嘅眼神。8964 copyright protection271PENANAoMxAGgVTEf 維尼
呀媽見我出咗嚟,我哋就出門。係沿路中呀媽都翹住阿Man係咁同佢講嘢,完全都無理過我。8964 copyright protection271PENANAYcIKIAGxdj 維尼
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「你呀媽知道咗阿Man住係你屋企,佢當正阿Man係你女朋友咁。啱啱係咁同Man講你細嗰啲嘢。」8964 copyright protection271PENANA9dkjWZ0s93 維尼
屌!唔係呀嘛!望住阿Man同呀媽嘅背影,我有啲尷尬。唔知之後應該點同阿Man解釋返。8964 copyright protection271PENANAOfvVZepe8l 維尼
「阿Man佢有無同我呀媽講啲咩呀?」8964 copyright protection271PENANAyKasDC1qMz 維尼
「佢無解釋得好詳盡,只係話佢係你朋友,借住你屋企咁囉。不過睇你呀媽個樣,點解釋都無用。」8964 copyright protection271PENANAp8OS4vPYiD 維尼
家強忽然搭住我膊頭笑住問:「屌!Man真係好鬼正。Tracy同阿Man你揀邊個呀?」8964 copyright protection271PENANAy24ZHJXC7G 維尼
「痴線咩!你亂講咩呀。」好驚家強講得大聲得滯會比阿Man聽到。8964 copyright protection271PENANABiTDC0Hvny 維尼
我哋跟住呀媽去到一間酒樓,一入到除咗呀爸呀妹之外,仲有埋姑姐姑丈。8964 copyright protection271PENANAmm4in2ea83 維尼
仆街!呢個場景咁似見家長咁嘅。8964 copyright protection271PENANAbPx0lkfBEP 維尼
姑姐見到阿Man就問:「係咪杰仔女朋友呀?睇下又幾靚女,屁股又翹一定好生養!」8964 copyright protection271PENANA5Pw9PaoxLn 維尼
聽到姑姐咁評論阿Man,我即刻開口阻止佢再講落去,我驚阿Man會告佢性騷擾呀。果然啲人講得無錯,啲三姑六婆真係好鍾意評論人。8964 copyright protection271PENANACLvN775SD1 維尼
「唔係呀!佢係我朋友,暫時租住我屋企咋。」8964 copyright protection271PENANAqMqj6yH1rj 維尼
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