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No Plagiarism!kaMNINDzFMA8Y5vNbFopposted on PENANA 我和盈盈几乎是天天都能信息,啥都能聊。因为工作的关系,我们住的区域不一样,所以都是通过媒体信息聊天。有一次,我通过面子书的聊天方式找她信息。我闷得发慌,想起昨天她的午餐内容是一颗叉烧包。8964 copyright protection128PENANASw0zBbwJig 維尼
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“盈,今天吃叉烧包吗?”8964 copyright protection128PENANA3Aa6kmDPK1 維尼
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于是我以这个内容为开场白,然后就按下了ENTER键。咋知,按了没反应,信息没上去。于是再按多一次,还是没反应。逐渐感到不耐烦,就拼命按了好多次,可信息还是上不去。8964 copyright protection128PENANAl7TMkWx9gm 維尼
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“妈的,键盘坏了啊!”就当我在电脑面前爆粗时,这个“盈,今天吃叉烧包吗?”的内容依照我按的次数全部上了聊天内容。原来是电脑一时当机,慢了一拍把信息转送出去。8964 copyright protection128PENANASR34wTVdtJ 維尼
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起码按了有十多次的按键,搞得我很像一个推销叉烧包的推销员这样拼命烦别人吃自己卖的叉烧包。当时的面子书是没有撤回信息这个功能,所以无法撤回。8964 copyright protection128PENANAy7N4X2RGNZ 維尼
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我自己也被吓了一大,这么多的叉烧包内容!当盈盈看回那个信息量试,自然也把她吓着了。当然我先前急忙解释了,但是看到这么多的信息量,还是会以为有什么大事发生!(大笑,掩嘴)8964 copyright protection128PENANAASDV7EihUn 維尼
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说到这个,又在另一次,盈盈就打了好几封的信息给我。由于我在忙,所以就迟了查看。我一点开信息内容,差点笑傻我!8964 copyright protection128PENANAxHEiuVtm5O 維尼
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以下全是盈盈的信息内容。8964 copyright protection128PENANAfSEUgzwyGM 維尼
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“很无聊!”8964 copyright protection128PENANArG0Je1BJ72 維尼
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“很无聊!”8964 copyright protection128PENANAWva9D0qWAq 維尼
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“很无聊!”8964 copyright protection128PENANACXg8genRyl 維尼
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“那个电脑让我按了那么多次的无聊!”8964 copyright protection128PENANAxhDrU5JPAj 維尼
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“别以为我真的那么无聊!”8964 copyright protection128PENANAILNdAAtHhC 維尼
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这也是因为电脑的ENTER键失效而造成的重复发送。后面就一些无关紧要的信息啦,只是这信息笑得我又快不行了。(大笑)8964 copyright protection128PENANA1aYjPPVpC0 維尼
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有一次是靠近新年的时候,我看着老哥正在努力擦窗口,我就把他那帅气的一面拍了下来。然后把这照片传给了盈盈,标题就是“你看,我哥在擦窗耶!”8964 copyright protection128PENANA9w7bk6P1Wt 維尼
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盈盈的回复就是“窗?”这枚字眼而已!8964 copyright protection128PENANAsogTjm2ZE8 維尼
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由于我们家的窗口是最旧款那种一片一片的玻璃片款式,而盈盈家已经是推拉式的窗口了,我还以为她已经不知道旧款玻璃窗长这样了!8964 copyright protection128PENANAhtkRbJAwui 維尼
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于是我就用话语塞了她,“你不要因为你家里是新款窗口,而忘记历史窗口啦!”8964 copyright protection128PENANAbjxNvDmPwp 維尼
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结果盈盈马上回了我,“不是啦,明明是你写错字!我才问你是不是窗!(不服气表情*2)”8964 copyright protection128PENANAp3R0FzNFAF 維尼
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于是我马上翻回信息内容,我真的把窗写成了船!于是我当然又急忙解开误会啦(哈哈)盈盈就说还以为我讲老哥擦one piece的船(我们都是海贼迷,骄傲!),但她左看右看都没看到船,就问我是不是“窗”。8964 copyright protection128PENANAJyqEdsf6Tv 維尼
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结果我还是诬陷了她(哈哈哈,那时笑到我都不能大扫除了!)还有一次,我在半夜里传了一张泡面的照片,盈盈就说“哇(吃惊表情),半夜吃这些,不肥都假!”8964 copyright protection128PENANAxDUt9fv2zz 維尼
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刚好那天我来东西,所以我很自豪地回说“听说来耶不要紧,怎么吃都不会肥!”8964 copyright protection128PENANAvwr9y8hmnR 維尼
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盈盈 :自己骗自己!8964 copyright protection128PENANAxAVw0GgRoZ 維尼
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我 :报纸说的!8964 copyright protection128PENANAB1BxXbGxNO 維尼
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盈盈:我不信咯!8964 copyright protection128PENANAfvZzuBkVcl 維尼
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我:饿的时候,我就信了!8964 copyright protection128PENANAeabSdwkH1m 維尼
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盈盈:哈哈哈,很好,这个答案我接受了(大笑脸)8964 copyright protection128PENANAxJ7Iyl3bsI 維尼
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于是我们俩人就对着手机荧幕,各自被对方的信息内容给逗笑了,我老妈还问我在做么,不要吓她。(没眼看的我们)8964 copyright protection128PENANAKw33BPkraP 維尼
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还有一次是我介绍盈盈一个软体,需要用手机拍下收据单,然后上传。但是那个收据必须是当天的,而且更新了,很是多问题,于是我又找了盈盈诉苦。8964 copyright protection128PENANAobVYLhwoBE 維尼
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我:一直要我重拍那张收据!8964 copyright protection128PENANAEYvpQmHfHm 維尼
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盈盈:所以咯,麻烦!8964 copyright protection128PENANAFoC8QeN0YM 維尼
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我:而且同样的地方,一天只能两张!(有时我会捡别人的收据)8964 copyright protection128PENANA19DZoaNFGS 維尼
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盈盈:是哦!麻烦8964 copyright protection128PENANAXDEvf7HIjL 維尼
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我:是咯,现在更新了还得自己输入收据的偏码!你要不要也来用用这软件?8964 copyright protection128PENANAsiipBNZfcL 維尼
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盈盈:麻烦,不想这么烦8964 copyright protection128PENANAQOtl3I6QRP 維尼
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我:是麻烦啦,但我还是有用,哈哈哈8964 copyright protection128PENANASOjgq0omzS 維尼
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盈盈:你就是爱做这样的事!8964 copyright protection128PENANAXiJbXyg9Xz 維尼
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我:这样来形容我!(哼╯^╰)8964 copyright protection128PENANA4nyUKn63cS 維尼
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然后因为这些内容,又让我们大笑起来了!只是盈盈的信息实在太敷衍了,应该好好劝我别用,一直跟我说麻烦罢了,气死我了!8964 copyright protection128PENANAkdnrqQeISS 維尼
结论,其实有个能和你废到不行的亲爱的闺蜜,是一件幸福的事哦(比爱心)。8964 copyright protection128PENANAeuQb8J6ksy 維尼
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