[Bingo~Bingo~!沒錯!你!慕楠!是我們第一百位成功魂穿的試驗者!]慕楠的腦內突然出現了一個對話框。231Please respect copyright.PENANA6u8FpiZbdR
「!!」慕楠式震驚。231Please respect copyright.PENANA3EAhoG4MEn
啥...啥鬼?今天見到的鬼也太多了吧?231Please respect copyright.PENANAcFRYJtKpP7
[哎呀~別怕別怕,我不是什麼壞人啦~我只是人見人愛花見花開的你的專屬AI助理罷了,你別緊張啊。]231Please respect copyright.PENANAo9G4F926KO
「... ...」231Please respect copyright.PENANASUjyM32u4J
這...這莫名輕挑的語氣...231Please respect copyright.PENANAD88QVLu7eS
好想打人怎麼辦?231Please respect copyright.PENANA2QMuYORiTV
[嘿嘿嘿...你是不是也覺得我很可愛、快愛上我啦?]AI助理害羞地發出了少女漫很常出現的雙手捧臉+臉紅紅的發情動態貼圖。231Please respect copyright.PENANAprzKTuX4Oy
".........你最好給我在四個對話框內解釋清楚這到底怎麼一回事。"231Please respect copyright.PENANAOQSMBJ3fPt
[哎——等一下!我怎麼知道你想弄清楚的事是哪一段?好歹講一下吧!]231Please respect copyright.PENANA8H4toPvBng
"關於我魂穿這件事,5W1H,都給我好好交代清楚。你還剩三個對話框可以解釋。"231Please respect copyright.PENANA5EcEVjUesD
[唉!哪有人這樣的!]AI助理表示抗議。231Please respect copyright.PENANA7hfIa4VKmC
"兩個。"你還剩兩個對話框。微笑微笑微笑。231Please respect copyright.PENANA5khINFHK9N
[好啦好啦!我說!不過只有兩個對話框可解釋不清喔?]231Please respect copyright.PENANAmLat2AgGBV
"講重點。"慕楠忍不住翻了個白眼。231Please respect copyright.PENANAfs7ajcrDVv
在等待AI助理回訊息的過程中,慕楠走回到床上坐著,順便撕下新娘衣來包紮手上的傷口。231Please respect copyright.PENANAS1kyROMesP
沒辦法,她現在能用來包紮傷口的只剩新娘衣了。
在慕楠包紮的同時,AI助理開始解釋。
那大體意思就是慕楠太招人煩,結果不小心引來了仇殺。時空守衛站裡的長官們皆認為慕楠有著出色能力,不願讓她這麼死去,便找一個肉體替她續命,但因為這是時空秩序裡的大忌,所以那些長官們希望慕楠這件事是越少人知道越好。
「...你說我...太招人煩?」慕楠笑得陰森。
空氣霎時沉默得尷尬。231Please respect copyright.PENANAZhMtIOqtU7
[呵...呵...呵呵呵呵呵...我就...我就是開...開個玩笑嘛~呵呵呵呵呵...]231Please respect copyright.PENANAHAfrFxulfG
慕楠使出戰術性微笑。231Please respect copyright.PENANAWxijaLsDxb
笑,笑,笑得你內心發寒。
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"為什麼是選擇這個身體?"沉默了一會兒後,慕楠才再次開口詢問。231Please respect copyright.PENANAVv75Wbvwtj
[因為原主除了外貌和個性之外,名字、生辰八字、身高、智商...都跟你一樣。] 231Please respect copyright.PENANAtC9uc2mRU8
"這樣啊...可是這身體一點靈力也沒有耶,害我連這種鬼地方也沒辦法逃。"231Please respect copyright.PENANA3sgfBLnuA5
[那是你太廢。]231Please respect copyright.PENANAr0cOPqsZXb
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此時此刻的慕楠真的很希望她的AI助理可以實體化,好讓她可以胖揍它一頓。231Please respect copyright.PENANA2tGofG0NVQ
"你說你是我的AI助理,是吧?"231Please respect copyright.PENANA4oO6ppILT7
[是啊,怎麼了嗎?]231Please respect copyright.PENANAWTw21nqgJo
"你有名字嗎?"231Please respect copyright.PENANArKFgyYH0vv
[有啊,我叫AI助理1478。]231Please respect copyright.PENANAtdLPgYTmX0
"...你...呃...我給你換個名字吧?你覺得呢?"231Please respect copyright.PENANAxZYI1XNJJy
[為什麼要換?]231Please respect copyright.PENANAwM9AEXrXHk
"你那編號我記不住。"慕楠隨便給了一個藉口。231Please respect copyright.PENANAeDG6kwGFeH
[嗯?會嗎?我就記得住啊。這樣吧,你記諧音"你死雞巴",我相信你很快就會記起來的!]231Please respect copyright.PENANAHm9q7RnkCs
慕楠再次傻眼。231Please respect copyright.PENANAMzD2tCe6mb
"你就叫SOM吧,就這麼愉快的決定了。"231Please respect copyright.PENANA9mba5EKMfx
[蛤?為什麼是SOM?]231Please respect copyright.PENANAL4u4ZTdKil
"嗯?不滿意?那JOM總可以了吧?"231Please respect copyright.PENANABhtbM4pbwA
AI助理疑惑:[為什麼這麼執著"OM"?]231Please respect copyright.PENANAS0jpWTmRSl
"SOM-->Stinky Old Man. JOM-->Jerk Old Man.虧你還敢說自己是AI,這都看不出來,真是丟了你們AI的臉。"231Please respect copyright.PENANA0q9am0n7Fx
[......這兩個名字我都不要,難聽死了。]231Please respect copyright.PENANAc6raXRgA8U
"『你死雞巴』就很好聽嗎?"231Please respect copyright.PENANA5TZp4Xv0y6
[你!...哼!]231Please respect copyright.PENANAcooIafzorm
【你的AI助理已下線】231Please respect copyright.PENANACCMCOKavav
"呵呵,這麼不禁說?"231Please respect copyright.PENANA09A7SA7E5A
【彫墟第一日第一段對話以保存完畢】
「!!」慕楠在看到這一則訊息後,震驚得久久無法自己。231Please respect copyright.PENANAn1qYTJUMKM
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「這裡...竟然是彫墟...!」231Please respect copyright.PENANAHU0WWhADiK
——to be continued231Please respect copyright.PENANAClQVCEx0k8