童童去到一個女廁,將被自己嘅小便整濕嘅熊熊內褲脫下。270Please respect copyright.PENANAkeh0bvwVC9
眼見內褲已經濕透得不能再著。童童嘅眼淚又忍唔住喊出嚟。270Please respect copyright.PENANAcua3GJZRlq
過咗一陣,童童洗去自己臉上嘅眼淚,決定鼓起勇氣返屋企。270Please respect copyright.PENANAoiKt5ZXN0i
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童童身穿嘅灰色短連身裙亦有少許濕,但旁人根本唔會察覺。童童微微撳住自己條裙,戰戰競競咁走咗一段路。270Please respect copyright.PENANA7TmKn5MhDu
由細到大到未試過在街上不穿內褲,光脫脫嘅感覺令童童十分之無安全感。270Please respect copyright.PENANATpz1qE2ZDN
此時一陣微風吹過童童嘅小穴,童童臉紅得像個蜜桃一樣。自己居然會覺得舒服。270Please respect copyright.PENANAw4UMEQIRbD
童童行多兩步居然撞到向醫院方向行緊嘅上官鳩⋯⋯270Please respect copyright.PENANAySJHICldcM
「死啦,今日居然訓晏左,遲硬到啦!」我急步行去醫院同洪吉童童集合。行到去一間雜貨店嘅旁邊,咁啱見到童童。270Please respect copyright.PENANAMm7bQaqTqT
「喂,童童原來你都遲到啊!我都係喎,我哋快啲去搵洪吉啦。」童童見到我嚇咗一跳面色連都變埋。270Please respect copyright.PENANAW4XCybYMji
我覺得奇怪就問:「做咩啊你,好似見到鬼咁嘅?」童童勉強咁笑一笑細細聲講:「哈哈,有咩?⋯」因為今日天氣都有啲凉,我依個時候忍唔住打咗個乞嗤,鼻水都流埋出嚟270Please respect copyright.PENANAcQKWwEAVJK
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「er⋯可唔可以借張紙巾嚟啊?」我掩住鼻問,童童就伸手入袋攞包紙巾出嚟,誰不知攞出嚟嘅時候有條熊熊手巾仔跌咗出嚟。270Please respect copyright.PENANAGXzg6GUESO
我即刻幫童童執返條手巾仔,我拎上手就覺得濕濕地,再望真啲原來依條唔係一條手巾仔而係一條熊公仔嘅內褲。270Please respect copyright.PENANAyzyMeDMg5d
童童見到我攞住咗佢條卡通底褲,就「吖!」大嗌左一聲,然後搶返條底褲收返袋。270Please respect copyright.PENANABUKhw2qEqF
依個時候安靜咗幾秒,場景非常之尷尬。270Please respect copyright.PENANAQMwMgALOPH
巷裏頭傳來一聲「救命!」打破沉默,我同童童走入巷子見到打劫三人組正圍住一個婦人,我大聲吆喝:「喂,你哋係做咩啊!」,打劫三人組望過嚟。見到童童就話:「咦,又係嗰個死𡃁妹喎!係咪想被比我地打劫多次啊!」我望一望童童嘅表情,頓時省悟原來童童剛才被人打劫。270Please respect copyright.PENANAUvMgJuulfU
依三個人十惡不赦,我一定要拉佢哋入我精心炮製嘅夢境!!!270Please respect copyright.PENANAsmTnNIeiJu
我儲咗陣氣,然後嗌咗句:「冚家鏟!食屎啦你哋!」一次過將三個人拉入夢境幾乎耗光我所有嘅精神力。270Please respect copyright.PENANA9aqY1eZhvD
突然之間三個賊仔手上嘅小刀變成咗一個大鐵鏟。270Please respect copyright.PENANA2YHr4YpujG
佢地揸住個大鐵鏟入到去一間非常之豪華嘅法式餐廳。「三位先生你好,請跟我過嚟依邊。」佢地跟住侍應去到一張大枱就坐。270Please respect copyright.PENANA47N3XGZCpu
依個時候餐廳外面傳來十幾對腳步聲向佢地行近「噠 噠 噠!」,原來係佢地三個全部嘅家人攞住個大鐵鏟行入嚟!氣勢十足!「乖女!點解你都係到嘅?」其中一個賊仔問,小女孩露出天真爛漫嘅笑容答:「爸爸,我地特登嚟陪你架!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAWh0sC9G4Vj
賊仔好奇問:「陪我?陪我做咩啊?」小女孩微微笑答:「我咪係嚟陪爸爸你一齊食屎屎囉!」賊仔聽完驚慌失色。270Please respect copyright.PENANA3L3reSKwaL
旁邊另一個賊仔突然大嗌:「啊媽!點解你會係到嘅!?你唔係上年死咗啦咩?」佢老母摸住佢個頭話:「乖仔,啊媽我特登喺陰間上返嚟陪你食屎㗎。」話口未完一陣臭味係廚房傳出來,頭先嘅侍應係廚房攞咗一大盤屎出嚟!「請慢用!」講完就點點頭微笑轉身離開。小女孩見到就話:「嘩~今日啲屎好靚啊!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAxNUdig28NQ
十幾個人一齊攞起鐵鏟,一野將啲屎鏟落自己個口。「吾~好好食啊!爸爸你快啲食啦。」三個賊仔攞起鐵鏟將啲屎鏟落自己個口,啲屎比苦瓜更苦,比臭豆腐更臭,比納豆更杰撻撻,難食到極,不過佢地嘅身體不由自主,係咁一舊一舊屎鏟入自己口。270Please respect copyright.PENANAcPqR9P7x9Q
當佢哋全家食晒所有屎之後總於從夢境中醒來,但係爛臭屎嘅味道仲係口腔裏面揮之不去。三個賊當場嘔出嚟。270Please respect copyright.PENANAX0XjY0zYFl
當佢地嘔完嘅時候,言靈師公會已經收到情報趕到現場將佢地拉晒。270Please respect copyright.PENANAkMWomM33NB