鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。458Please respect copyright.PENANAzbqDvvFora
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?458Please respect copyright.PENANA12LQvbjq6y
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~458Please respect copyright.PENANAb1NPj0XOxn
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?458Please respect copyright.PENANAFisN7e1rQ1
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAy7siJxyGN6
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。458Please respect copyright.PENANAJBingzhA4C
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。458Please respect copyright.PENANAVb7sf0I50q
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!458Please respect copyright.PENANA0VXFnRChQO
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?458Please respect copyright.PENANAh79dIbgk8f
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!458Please respect copyright.PENANAAJzPNRO2o7
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。458Please respect copyright.PENANArHWnKvLFYu
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!458Please respect copyright.PENANAbcrMFRRM4X
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAdMiFteVaSE
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!458Please respect copyright.PENANAuV4mRZuWU8
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!458Please respect copyright.PENANA2zwT4Y6J7G
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)458Please respect copyright.PENANANGPAeob4bn
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!458Please respect copyright.PENANAK9C04JKJaN
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?458Please respect copyright.PENANAnWX3tShwZg
俊言:⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANALbBCyDvb6n
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?458Please respect copyright.PENANAWAZzKsr1Ut
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !458Please respect copyright.PENANA3y6lIPFPLq
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAG1qdIiSvH0
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?458Please respect copyright.PENANAirTsRFg71S
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAvF8wekVtGH
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAUthW7c8shE
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?458Please respect copyright.PENANAFjTeF934QU
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?458Please respect copyright.PENANAUnAZTlXs4M
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAh90Ecvtm7u
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!458Please respect copyright.PENANAlzPyOasvhu
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANA8IFzwW63rV
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!458Please respect copyright.PENANAr4hESOnd1K
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!458Please respect copyright.PENANAtSL1qpwq81
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~458Please respect copyright.PENANAKgVbftcgVx
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。458Please respect copyright.PENANATkov1rj8b3
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 458Please respect copyright.PENANAR6UoVP8Cax
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)458Please respect copyright.PENANABqlsoYir1w
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?458Please respect copyright.PENANAh0Nv4mtEkp
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?458Please respect copyright.PENANA8dg5NIiwx5
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAJy3xPDcVO3
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?458Please respect copyright.PENANAFDF6KMzpLV
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。458Please respect copyright.PENANA1BCdbGsnM3
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAgMm44jTXtB
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!458Please respect copyright.PENANAGyCf77qyHL
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!458Please respect copyright.PENANANizZYng63M
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANA7j1aFq2wnt
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANABj3bvUoq8J
鉉雨:盯 ~~~458Please respect copyright.PENANAmvEWupYDG0
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?458Please respect copyright.PENANAReHledEVWp
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANA7cf1Nsh2uc
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。458Please respect copyright.PENANAASZ39XiAZ7
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANADWKkNgTOxc
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAxAEEaU8Izw
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!458Please respect copyright.PENANATKQdUcZnuQ
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANArXbvLWUkdG
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?458Please respect copyright.PENANAFb0iYLJqLJ
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。458Please respect copyright.PENANApk8dOrX1NW
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?458Please respect copyright.PENANAiMPNoBdGfe
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。458Please respect copyright.PENANAoQaYiSu2uc
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!458Please respect copyright.PENANAQs8bV7sWWV
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAaqAkV5TfE7
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)458Please respect copyright.PENANApwrCsZUn3m
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?458Please respect copyright.PENANA0CUkMp2mo3
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~458Please respect copyright.PENANAMYUeI5PFT6
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!458Please respect copyright.PENANA2n9mBQjTIi
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!458Please respect copyright.PENANAqZtWPUAuqa
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??458Please respect copyright.PENANAtYkauXBRh4
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAJq0b69EeHr
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?458Please respect copyright.PENANA363bW3MOv8
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?458Please respect copyright.PENANA6DVzBTja53
千頌:當然!458Please respect copyright.PENANA3pVyM3FUUc
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?458Please respect copyright.PENANAfu3VFxc7Qt
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANANmLQFWkOxa
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAYB2Kpmfvvq
千頌:嗯?458Please respect copyright.PENANALzuJlHefDB
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAnFEk7E2oT8
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)458Please respect copyright.PENANAuk1U7odGV2
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)458Please respect copyright.PENANAd7QxAAMkza
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANArZSFI0FiXK
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。458Please respect copyright.PENANASRK4pD5u4B
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!458Please respect copyright.PENANAXENrTuPBXi
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANAAnvZ6vM5MA
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯458Please respect copyright.PENANATuZlpJDdlp
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。458Please respect copyright.PENANALssHF8mqoF
千頌:也是呢~458Please respect copyright.PENANA6Dlx6Kbqma
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。458Please respect copyright.PENANArAN6zu8P36
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
458Please respect copyright.PENANAS0NR1qwcWu
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