鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。547Please respect copyright.PENANA1VHTMJmsco
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?547Please respect copyright.PENANAS9yI9VhCLq
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~547Please respect copyright.PENANAjKaa2WZNxE
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?547Please respect copyright.PENANAl6x79eYfzC
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAV0DDCHdjhk
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。547Please respect copyright.PENANAqiqulwDJzi
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。547Please respect copyright.PENANAQKjk348TDd
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!547Please respect copyright.PENANAnyGEwKzVbm
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?547Please respect copyright.PENANAIslR8ayyAt
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!547Please respect copyright.PENANAwDLQbO3P5m
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。547Please respect copyright.PENANAczp3kSjhVn
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!547Please respect copyright.PENANACrLUbZiS6g
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAmTZSYhTnep
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!547Please respect copyright.PENANA4feW1wjWQ5
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!547Please respect copyright.PENANA4vfsGJgYPz
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)547Please respect copyright.PENANANw4y0AWEid
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!547Please respect copyright.PENANA7CJi9SchHI
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?547Please respect copyright.PENANAHd5JRUf7hR
俊言:⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAFx30yHiZzy
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?547Please respect copyright.PENANAmW4dyVlX92
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !547Please respect copyright.PENANAc2vi1P7gsC
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAzooiCkkoiw
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?547Please respect copyright.PENANAVh0PmGwn3i
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAuZAanqNzxu
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAOnbNSVTXbr
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?547Please respect copyright.PENANATLMd4BfvGU
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?547Please respect copyright.PENANAuEyLjXmtWA
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAUPsF39DsK2
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!547Please respect copyright.PENANApYNaefJAFz
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAF0XhQzMBMi
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!547Please respect copyright.PENANACKaILV4sSP
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!547Please respect copyright.PENANAu8m88lnXvs
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~547Please respect copyright.PENANAaCUD9sRz99
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。547Please respect copyright.PENANAeWaYjqOux7
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 547Please respect copyright.PENANAE8stMM5Wjt
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)547Please respect copyright.PENANAVodybWq6R4
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?547Please respect copyright.PENANAIjTPlONnm9
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?547Please respect copyright.PENANAx6ynfiqLZ0
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAgb1XJGLUxG
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?547Please respect copyright.PENANAshH2UWgxT2
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。547Please respect copyright.PENANAKAygcq8Y9W
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAsApbpL6g1J
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!547Please respect copyright.PENANABm5ZUu0A5Q
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!547Please respect copyright.PENANA7IhIjjwt94
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAXsLOx3MXnN
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAAi8Y5k9VCw
鉉雨:盯 ~~~547Please respect copyright.PENANAdyq80WzBv6
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?547Please respect copyright.PENANAq0rtMaN6w9
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAkksOuDbocB
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。547Please respect copyright.PENANAJUrQgZgyCN
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAsxDRrSv08u
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANARVP6qHGIvq
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!547Please respect copyright.PENANAqPAqaobRxY
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAceZBbvW0ve
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?547Please respect copyright.PENANAXGKsIs66yr
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。547Please respect copyright.PENANAEXwiRn1N1P
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?547Please respect copyright.PENANAa98sCJS8bn
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。547Please respect copyright.PENANAaUM9FO3clY
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!547Please respect copyright.PENANAhXWvTvLCK1
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAm8q8VmuVwP
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)547Please respect copyright.PENANArC86VlWXsl
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?547Please respect copyright.PENANA6xdSI07i11
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~547Please respect copyright.PENANAaXjtkNrppI
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!547Please respect copyright.PENANABr5R8cqs27
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!547Please respect copyright.PENANAc5bfA6a8p5
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??547Please respect copyright.PENANAUWMP4impCF
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAIPZQ11nlcK
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?547Please respect copyright.PENANAo7YbS9O1KS
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?547Please respect copyright.PENANAf81OmhxP6j
千頌:當然!547Please respect copyright.PENANAiv1A3ZGXNl
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?547Please respect copyright.PENANAvXvRQ8Ezjt
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAANmIOZnmKQ
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAjfQH4gHnUn
千頌:嗯?547Please respect copyright.PENANAJfJ1Jnn6RS
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAlaTahwOra4
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)547Please respect copyright.PENANAOIdw5JhnAN
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)547Please respect copyright.PENANAWDRjF9xCms
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAIp2ruwGvym
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。547Please respect copyright.PENANAQJkCpBJxTP
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!547Please respect copyright.PENANAIsmGesE6Ll
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAoaER8Lan28
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯547Please respect copyright.PENANAmzJP42ULcc
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。547Please respect copyright.PENANAj9LwQyBhz8
千頌:也是呢~547Please respect copyright.PENANASDiFYfkItb
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。547Please respect copyright.PENANAJZ9UpQoClD
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
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