第一章 「咩癡線,追到Miss咁點先?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAOGevnovO8t
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「今年我地有三位新加入嘅老師,包括教體育嘅Leung Sir,教化學嘅陳Sir,同埋教通識嘅Miss Lam,我地有請佢地上台同大家介紹一下自己。」校長在台上拍着手掌說,臉上的油脂幾乎要擠破細長的魚尾紋。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAh4BRgwdPLx
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「你一陣放學有咩做?」阿祖對旁邊的女生Yuki問道。1146Please respect copyright.PENANANqonciI0Iv
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每年都有新老師加入和離開,學生對此早已沒有太大感覺,打瞌睡的打瞌睡,聊天的聊天,根本沒有人在意台上出現的是誰。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAwRU9qanrmY
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阿祖也不例外,正和鄰座的女同學聊得根本不知今夕是何時。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA75HS34lKxQ
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「食飯囉,做咩?」Yuki回應道。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAIWinscsH8j
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「去邊食?一齊呀。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAFLaJrYIj6R
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「好呀,你想食咩?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAyt99FeuCSM
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直至她的出現,才把學生的注意力重新抓回台上。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAK1DUs5vzNd
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「大家好,我係古老師,Miss Lam,來年會任教中三、中五同埋中六級嘅通識。」Miss Lam略為害羞地拿着麥克風說。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAFeip6q5TNx
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「哇,新黎個Miss好正,比佢教到就好啦。」阿祖旁邊的肥仔文說,嘴裏的口水都快要流出來。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAOqv2bowClC
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係咪真係咁正呀?阿祖對肥仔文的眼光非常懷疑,終於慷慨地施捨一分注意力給台上的Miss Lam。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAl8cxfzZRge
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第一天上班,Miss Lam穿了一條粉紅色的西裝褲和白色的棉質背心,一雙潔白如雪的手臂坦蕩蕩地掛在纖腰旁,與旁邊皮膚黝黑的Leung Sir形成強烈對比。白晳的臉頰因為害羞而泛紅,加上吹彈可破得皮有如少女的皮膚,若不說她是一位老師,大家大概會把她錯誤成學生。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAgzs2lf3qkO
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係幾靚嘅⋯⋯阿祖牢牢地盯住Miss Lam的臉,像是被她那雙會笑的眼睛攝了魂似的,忘了上一秒還在和旁邊的Yuki說話。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAK37883jdeQ
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「喂,」眼見阿祖沒反應,Yuki又叫了他一聲,「望到靚女Miss就失晒魂,你一陣同Miss食飯算啦。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAum7n7G7eHr
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「咩呀,佢話佢教中五喎,我驚係個老虔婆教先係咁倚望下咋。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANA4rC91BcB5d
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「依家見到係個又靚又後生嘅Miss,開心晒啦?」Yuki雙手翹着放在平坦的胸部前說。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAqxwaan38iS
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「請大家以熱烈嘅掌聲歡迎我地新加入嘅老師。」校長咧着一張笑臉說,台下隨之響起一陣熱烈的掌聲。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAJHXx2t3F6S
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「比佢教中就係囉。」阿祖和肥仔文拍着手掌,目光緊跟着Miss Lam沒離開過。1146Please respect copyright.PENANATT1wk9gSVH
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看着着魔似的阿祖和肥仔文,Yuki瞄了瞄正快步走下台的Miss Lam,說:「真係咁靚咩?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAY0A7d6plyC
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Yuki可算是班上最美的女生,男生的目光從來都只聚焦在她身上,如今竟比這位突如其來的Miss Lam奪去,心裏自然是無限不爽。1146Please respect copyright.PENANACXcVf1zR9O
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阿祖仔細看了看Yuki和Miss Lam,心想:真係幾靚,卻搖搖頭說:「都係你靚啲。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANANxPY9mIXUm
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「係咪架?」Yuki口雖這樣說,心卻因此而高興。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAqowh1NZwk7
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「哇,乜你咁講野架,我好少讚人靚架喎。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5ZNGKuMTB
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「但你啱啱明明望到失晒神,Miss一定好靚啦?」Yuki仍不忘剛才阿祖如何失神地盯着Miss Lam來看。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAxOCb2Nop9i
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「係架,佢教我,我通識一定年年考第一!」肥仔文突然插嘴說。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAIMiGyY5AGQ
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「車,」Yuki冷笑道,「考第一有咩用?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAK6JuAA0stv
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「咁佢一定會記得我。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAgddDtM3NJG
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「記得你,跟住呢?有咩用?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAii7tETayhu
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「er……夠啦,唔係你仲想點?唔通真係去追Miss咩?」肥仔文看着自己肚上一圈圈的脂肪說,卻沒想到,以他的資質,不要說追Miss,連考第一都不可能。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAZw35qeABjQ
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「你知就ff少陣啦。」Yuki說。1146Please respect copyright.PENANASwHNf8iyPa
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阿祖認真地想了想,說:「點解唔可以追Miss?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAXe1DIrofk9
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「吓,你認真咩?Miss你都敢追?」肥仔文驚訝地看着語出驚人的阿祖。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAH5CoSvn9V0
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「追Miss姐,有幾難?我教你追。」阿祖自信地說。1146Please respect copyright.PENANANvslU8fN0t
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阿祖雖稱不上俊俏,沒有濃眉大眼,高鼻薄唇,只有一張再普通不過,隨處都可以找到、瘦削的V煞臉,可開朗的他臉上總掛着笑容,加上外向愛說話的性格,只要他主動點,花點時間和心思,要擄獲女生的歡心也不太難。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAFj2JHUMav6
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所以雖才年僅十七歲,可他已談過好幾次戀愛。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAA2Y5OqSFap
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「哈!」Yuki冷笑了一聲,挖苦道:「佢呀?Your face your fate. OK?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAu9Yh01m1c9
肥仔文的條件其實不差,不僅身高有一米七五,立體的五官比阿祖還好看,只可惜都被埋在了肥膏之下。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAS0TwKFFhs9
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「咩face、『飛特』?」英文成績幾近U的阿祖和肥仔文像是聽到外星文似的,完全聽不懂Yuki的話。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAs7y1llHCPQ
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「你話你地咁嘅Level,Miss有乜可能會比你地溝到?」Yuki不屑地說。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAysm1wNtuzx
「我英文差姐,唔代表我通識唔得喎。你咁睇死我地,溝到咁點先?」阿祖不甘心被Yuki看扁。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAlmc3peeKNm
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「你溝到先算啦。」看見Yuki這樣不屑的樣子,阿祖心裏突然出現一個瘋狂的想法,說:「不如咁,你去溝Leung Sir,我去幫肥仔文追Miss Lam,睇下邊個快得手啲。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAyEKWJynVoa
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聽到阿祖的話,Yuki這才認真地瞧了瞧Leung Sir的樣子,和Miss Lam一樣幼嫩,大概也是剛大學畢業不久。往下看,教體育的他即使穿恤衫,還是無掩他健壯的身軀,幾乎要掙破胸前的鈕扣,加上小麥似的健康膚色,比學校裏的所有男同學都要好看。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAVH7nGhELMe
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雖然Yuki愛收兵,拜倒在她腳前的裙下之臣也不少,但她從沒想過要追老師。這想法實在太瘋狂。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAnL779lxCe9
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「癡線,我從來都唔會主動追人,仲要追呀Sir,有病呀你?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANApxOHeYprWV
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「我以為Leung Sir會係你鍾意嗰Type添。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAVGAhcPqt1L
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「好似你地咁膚淺,見到靚就去追,咁我咪好唔得閒?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANA3FM90pX7Dv
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「開學禮完結,請各位同學按順序返番你地嘅課室處理班務,首先係坐後排嘅中六,然後係中五嘅同學⋯⋯」台上的訓導嚴肅地說。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAfQt4vIfTcJ
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「哇,蓮姐今日發生咩事,竟然著姣婆pink。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAcsS9pB3hPI
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所謂的蓮姐是他們的訓導主任Miss Tang,年過四十,常常板着一張臉,卻仍保持着一顆少女心。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAjn0yQ7SpNS
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「依啲咁癡線嘅說話真係得阿祖先講得出。」也許是阿祖剛才說的話太震撼,還在肥仔文的腦海迴蘯。1146Please respect copyright.PENANApHoJiA90eU
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「咩癡線,追到Miss咁點先?」好勝的阿祖本來也只是隨口說說,可當Yuki和肥仔文都如此嘲笑他時,這想法竟漸漸變得堅定。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAbpOJvdcdlB
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「唔好講笑啦,我知你溝女叻,但唔好話Miss,連女同學都唔show我,算吧啦。」肥仔文雖然頭腦不靈光,可有自知之明的他知道,一般女同學都對他不屑一顧,他又怎可能追到年輕貌美的Miss Lam呢?1146Please respect copyright.PENANAMRn4IMy4YY
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「Miss點同,我有辦法喎。」阿祖瞪大雙眼看着阿祖說,彷彿這樣看起來更有說服力,續說:「成功嘅,你部Switch歸我。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAcNBZrDtfLM
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肥仔文之所以能夠成為肥仔,還要多得他那重男輕女的父母,生了三個女兒才迎來他一個兒子,自然把他視如掌上明珠,不僅把最好的都給他吃,向來他想要甚麼就給甚麼,即使是Switch他也有兩部。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAmhy6IYCn8k
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所以對肥仔文而言,一部Switch根本算不上甚麼,然而,若這樣就能換到一個Miss做女朋友也不錯。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAdsfygsELGd
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「咁都追到嘅,送晒啲Game比你又點話。」肥仔文始終不相信阿祖真的能替他追到Miss,便信口開河道。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAw7Yn9l2e2Y
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「OK,一陣放學就上你到拎Switch。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANA56tx3J7VDL
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「都未追到。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAcQ3NNz49v8
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「無機打我度唔到橋架喎。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAPgp8AhmOu7
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「你鍾意啦吓。」好聽點,肥仔文可說是隨和善良,可直接點來說,他就是頭腦簡單,常常身邊的人說甚麼就是甚麼,也正是因為這樣,身邊總圍着一堆喜歡消費他的豬朋狗友。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAbZzUBYHkY6
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阿祖雖然也喜歡找肥仔文便宜,可每當肥仔文遇到問題,有義氣的他都會第一個跳出來替他想辦法,算是他身邊唯一不那麼像豬狗的損友。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAv2agajyWI2
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「好,我就疊埋雙手睇下你兩個傻仔點追Miss返黎。」Yuki嘲笑道。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAEJ2X92vitk