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No Plagiarism!1vTujqnsaVGJK8llpMlnposted on PENANA 「要中一早就中咗喇,呵阿賢?」阿Ming一嘢拮穿條薯角,食之。8964 copyright protection184PENANAtRtk5AdROd 維尼
「⋯⋯阿賢。」Martin望望我。8964 copyright protection184PENANA5PBckmts0L 維尼
佢就好似個啲,生生性性嘅細路俾人搶咗嘢食咁,唔去打唔去鬧,只會眼濕濕扯住大人嘅衫角,想要一個公道。8964 copyright protection184PENANAtBWLdmsyg1 維尼
咁我點可以唔幫呢個靚靚仔仔嘅細路主持大局,討返個公道呢?!8964 copyright protection184PENANAGqaQ1vAZY2 維尼
「嗰陣係因為已經過咗六點,夜喇,宜家先三點三,唔駛擔心。」為咗增強說服力,我唔單止分多兩隻薯角俾佢,仲係阿Ming嘅抗議下搶咗塊厚多士俾佢。8964 copyright protection184PENANAz7jhOkdmBE 維尼
我自己都順手食咗兩塊。8964 copyright protection184PENANA81WwvvDt6C 維尼
「我食你一舊薯角咋喎,一舊咋喎!我半份多士咁就無撚咗!!!」8964 copyright protection184PENANACCEJkZBDTO 維尼
喺阿Ming呼天搶地嘅時候,Joyce終於到咗。佢今日連變色Con都無戴,換咗副黑框眼鏡,睇嚟真係出得好急。8964 copyright protection184PENANA9MmuydBWxa 維尼
唔駛我地介紹,Joyce已經伸出手同目標人物打招呼:「Hi我係Joyce!阿Ming嘅女朋友!」8964 copyright protection184PENANAUmTwOi4h3t 維尼
見佢地兩個正正經經咁握手,我向阿Ming提出我嘅疑問:「佢點知嗰個係Martin?」8964 copyright protection184PENANATrbFJnvXOc 維尼
「我點知,我只係話『阿賢覺得有個人怪怪地』。」阿Ming都呆咗。8964 copyright protection184PENANAKJT2E48gTy 維尼
聽聞gay有gaydar,咁腐女係咪都有個腐dar?8964 copyright protection184PENANAHJG8sPmhUS 維尼
Joyce話肚餓無食飯,唔駛兩三啖就將阿Ming另外個半份多士消滅咗,然後開始佢嘅調查:「你平時用開咩香水㗎?你身上有一種淡淡嘅⋯⋯A4紙香。」8964 copyright protection184PENANAhaaL8aBGyN 維尼
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我差啲俾凍檸茶濁親。8964 copyright protection184PENANAbJdL2NTWev 維尼
講真,呢對情侶真係好撚危險,一邊食嘢一邊聽佢地講嘢等同自殺行為。8964 copyright protection184PENANAtNIgxSqXTe 維尼
我問阿Ming:「A4紙係咩味?」8964 copyright protection184PENANArD9EBKGlj7 維尼
我一直都唔覺Martin身上有香味,除咗公廁嘔到七彩個次⋯⋯咩味就唔洗我講明喇,我地兩個都有,嗰陣吹咗好耐風先散。8964 copyright protection184PENANAL4UroTagmK 維尼
「你信佢?佢平時連糖同鹽都聞唔出。」8964 copyright protection184PENANAf7fktFzciy 維尼
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Sor囉,我都要舐過先知。8964 copyright protection184PENANA5OA8ixZTnW 維尼
Martin:「⋯⋯我無用香水。」8964 copyright protection184PENANAmBYn36LCKu 維尼
「哦,唔緊要。」Joyce棟起雙手,握拳,表情凝重:「咁你有無處理食物中毒嘅經驗?」8964 copyright protection184PENANAIZPrL26uPO 維尼
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姐係咁,本身Joyce過嚟係為咗睇下Martin係咪如我所想怪怪地,但宜家相比之下,我覺得Martin都幾正常。8964 copyright protection184PENANA8UEFd9ChQO 維尼
同埋我懷疑呢條問題係針對我!8964 copyright protection184PENANA9N0poLFwTI 維尼
「無。」見Joyce露出擔憂嘅表情,Martin補充:「我有相熟嘅醫生。同埋我識call白車,我仲可以call私人飛機⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection184PENANAoTQH9DqZzu 維尼
Ok,我確認了,Martin係真係怪。8964 copyright protection184PENANATwNre0akYW 維尼
因為佢真係如實相告,好撚認真咁答緊!!!8964 copyright protection184PENANAOqatdXAI70 維尼
Joyce點點頭表示滿意,只差在拎張表填上「錄取」。8964 copyright protection184PENANA3lxEIFE0md 維尼
「話說你都幾靚仔,有無女朋友呀?」8964 copyright protection184PENANAsNO6eq1s83 維尼
Martin窒咗下:「⋯⋯你唔係阿Ming女朋友咩?」8964 copyright protection184PENANA64CbgbFEdp 維尼
噗——8964 copyright protection184PENANACrKD2F5z6F 維尼
Martin腦迴路有時候都幾神奇下,我除咗笑都係笑。8964 copyright protection184PENANA8tclqoCwV7 維尼
阿Ming就笑唔出了。一餐下午茶,佢食唔到厚多士之餘,仲差啲就多咗頂帽——可能呢啲就係有失必有得,雖然佢未必想要。8964 copyright protection184PENANAZw4JdaEw1d 維尼
「我唔係呢個意思,」Joyce略顯尷尬,「靚仔唔拍拖幾可惜,有需要可以幫你拉下線咁姐。」8964 copyright protection184PENANAedqN7PSzR9 維尼
「唔駛,多謝你。」8964 copyright protection184PENANAg5MZGiZjzi 維尼
「咁睇嚟有鍾意嘅人喎。」Joyce意味深長。8964 copyright protection184PENANAvvPTX1rO5I 維尼
「⋯⋯無。」Martin突然改口風:「有。」8964 copyright protection184PENANAQwyMuahqd0 維尼
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咁即係有定無?8964 copyright protection184PENANA7zKR4LRGrD 維尼
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