跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧511Please respect copyright.PENANAgZzLsfJfmq
KP :沒錯511Please respect copyright.PENANAw0QkM7mXcW
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?511Please respect copyright.PENANAbeeNT4Ikfx
NPC :肯定有。511Please respect copyright.PENANAnFwIKO2Ylr
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來511Please respect copyright.PENANAKB5RKBm4MD
玩家:有多少條?511Please respect copyright.PENANAfmeiG7MhZW
KP :嗯……511Please respect copyright.PENANAdQSVGbxaqj
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)511Please respect copyright.PENANA88TzbYJkm3
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。511Please respect copyright.PENANAH5WWaugMLS
(巧手失敗)511Please respect copyright.PENANAhraLYUwsnx
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。511Please respect copyright.PENANAXxpsEvbSs3
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。511Please respect copyright.PENANAR5EC06JanQ
(巧手成功)511Please respect copyright.PENANAbckWUZKRH8
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?511Please respect copyright.PENANAb5cNbUGuRq
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅511Please respect copyright.PENANABv1A9OuCxZ
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?511Please respect copyright.PENANAABrmJ2pzCQ
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲511Please respect copyright.PENANAm2w5jDaTRO
我 :……511Please respect copyright.PENANALwxZNbBzdB
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……511Please respect copyright.PENANAFUj9voADRd
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒511Please respect copyright.PENANATjRlEDK7kP
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving511Please respect copyright.PENANA1W0U0MtnWj
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)511Please respect copyright.PENANAVTOam5EWoI
我 :roll 1d20 = 1511Please respect copyright.PENANAiy6hYq5JcA
我角色:暴斃511Please respect copyright.PENANAUqiWYVn1T1
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線511Please respect copyright.PENANA7cHFoslWSz
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?511Please respect copyright.PENANATXCMYbWllX
全員:(望)511Please respect copyright.PENANAGCjeWv6XP5
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生511Please respect copyright.PENANAf6nxdjdEFl
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個511Please respect copyright.PENANAYrqu6arJaQ
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。511Please respect copyright.PENANAuKySAnNXv3
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事511Please respect copyright.PENANAExjNShSkPZ
隊友A:我沒有印象511Please respect copyright.PENANAkjUzPdJxsj
我 :(翻查Notes)511Please respect copyright.PENANAv0qnnoZMQo
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)511Please respect copyright.PENANAXBKVzKwkWp
DM:做個說服檢定511Please respect copyright.PENANAbYahkniaVC
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9511Please respect copyright.PENANABSsttWwKNV
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……511Please respect copyright.PENANALaSdM20R36
我 :但我的骰點不夠高511Please respect copyright.PENANACoVRNSuATB
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?511Please respect copyright.PENANA8PCdhN83Q4
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧511Please respect copyright.PENANAR5VNx0tUkx
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)511Please respect copyright.PENANAultntLCv8x
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?511Please respect copyright.PENANA7T3H87OF7F
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?511Please respect copyright.PENANAw5AAhQ3Rmi
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——511Please respect copyright.PENANALnbPf1kTZC
我 :蛤?全部?511Please respect copyright.PENANAjpVKyjK7Qk
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。511Please respect copyright.PENANA0iAHkv1KOK
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!511Please respect copyright.PENANAMJdl0B1hoD
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!511Please respect copyright.PENANAjkDas2kabG
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!511Please respect copyright.PENANAMh9s3NeI3j
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?511Please respect copyright.PENANAeoEpZ5xQnH
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?511Please respect copyright.PENANA9qkvQt7qAk
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance511Please respect copyright.PENANAGMIUuCzZgr
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!511Please respect copyright.PENANAZDka6CIEmW
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)511Please respect copyright.PENANAF8PS79gmJt
(稍後)511Please respect copyright.PENANAcF8teMobA1
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?511Please respect copyright.PENANApj1uRXB55y
我 :……511Please respect copyright.PENANAVZUumHTx4x
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)511Please respect copyright.PENANAxWHh7NwAye
我 :這個是511Please respect copyright.PENANAL74LxFESrL
我 :混合隻揪。511Please respect copyright.PENANAYC4rQkn6He
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動511Please respect copyright.PENANAnJyDq51MM0
我 :唔好啊!!!!!511Please respect copyright.PENANA54Z14dTU4G
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》511Please respect copyright.PENANAEWFBiLZTse
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!511Please respect copyright.PENANAnmpLNfRRmV
隊友: :(511Please respect copyright.PENANATK1u96vDaj
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)511Please respect copyright.PENANAfOksU8kZ8u
我 :炮房511Please respect copyright.PENANADSMBVCEr7e
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉511Please respect copyright.PENANAshT1B3173L
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?511Please respect copyright.PENANA3fSoKIr9Fx
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間511Please respect copyright.PENANAtU6LSrT1kw
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!511Please respect copyright.PENANAMB0A0rJKKC
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?511Please respect copyright.PENANAJHOOLvskxQ
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了511Please respect copyright.PENANATmd3ugPZ0R
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」511Please respect copyright.PENANAo7rxeP7uoU