跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧517Please respect copyright.PENANAaYNJgHlqfE
KP :沒錯517Please respect copyright.PENANAMFx8qLPmrP
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?517Please respect copyright.PENANAu8IIA9Chp4
NPC :肯定有。517Please respect copyright.PENANAooJVIWNu2m
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來517Please respect copyright.PENANAXmkoUyC2pc
玩家:有多少條?517Please respect copyright.PENANAayoyze9ZTC
KP :嗯……517Please respect copyright.PENANApbJbAA6xbt
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)517Please respect copyright.PENANAg0Cs9ZtfSq
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。517Please respect copyright.PENANA7YpNyz1Ouu
(巧手失敗)517Please respect copyright.PENANAkghnyq5ARU
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。517Please respect copyright.PENANAjkWR1fC4CG
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。517Please respect copyright.PENANA8vHVfvTQpj
(巧手成功)517Please respect copyright.PENANA8pYcpfVedP
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?517Please respect copyright.PENANAgCjCt7fDdK
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅517Please respect copyright.PENANAvkDIQBxazY
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?517Please respect copyright.PENANARV72KCBe5H
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲517Please respect copyright.PENANAWUYqiId26a
我 :……517Please respect copyright.PENANAYgdqhFbbfG
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……517Please respect copyright.PENANABCGu99krac
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒517Please respect copyright.PENANAhFBoqriaoX
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving517Please respect copyright.PENANABiZkb11s18
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)517Please respect copyright.PENANAt2I1Cn6NA1
我 :roll 1d20 = 1517Please respect copyright.PENANAkDLrzSDaAv
我角色:暴斃517Please respect copyright.PENANAVLTHkaTE2u
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線517Please respect copyright.PENANA5HAYVHsUGs
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?517Please respect copyright.PENANAmLRy5zUBcI
全員:(望)517Please respect copyright.PENANAtqXZNEa8Yh
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生517Please respect copyright.PENANAAGAClOyYwl
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個517Please respect copyright.PENANA6ATmJ00OnL
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。517Please respect copyright.PENANAKFBcXxlWGy
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事517Please respect copyright.PENANAEEDevgryXr
隊友A:我沒有印象517Please respect copyright.PENANAFlyMGCUJf1
我 :(翻查Notes)517Please respect copyright.PENANATKsZXhrXEp
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)517Please respect copyright.PENANAwogE9o3foZ
DM:做個說服檢定517Please respect copyright.PENANACc1q7l14FI
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9517Please respect copyright.PENANAK48DnTCdDc
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……517Please respect copyright.PENANAmmFsQmpZcE
我 :但我的骰點不夠高517Please respect copyright.PENANAB6tNODzPVm
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?517Please respect copyright.PENANATXj84WOj2S
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧517Please respect copyright.PENANA0B14oZqu6p
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)517Please respect copyright.PENANAtjQYyu4BHl
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?517Please respect copyright.PENANAznzYEc5R9R
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?517Please respect copyright.PENANAXenOIKodAo
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——517Please respect copyright.PENANAjKQrgGFnJt
我 :蛤?全部?517Please respect copyright.PENANALQDdkQ8fUj
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。517Please respect copyright.PENANAU2w8tz0gVq
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!517Please respect copyright.PENANAScPNfaZf02
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!517Please respect copyright.PENANA07j4q9yKpc
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!517Please respect copyright.PENANASdAEXI8bDX
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?517Please respect copyright.PENANANbeISedSds
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?517Please respect copyright.PENANAsqZmkx3iFt
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance517Please respect copyright.PENANAE8QCVTk5XB
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!517Please respect copyright.PENANAamvNNhtLgX
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)517Please respect copyright.PENANAaLBOyilGQE
(稍後)517Please respect copyright.PENANAaSzgPjZLMD
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?517Please respect copyright.PENANADDz6fGR1Op
我 :……517Please respect copyright.PENANAZahAui4PHR
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)517Please respect copyright.PENANAPf6gPwlRzD
我 :這個是517Please respect copyright.PENANAbPa4ykVbyx
我 :混合隻揪。517Please respect copyright.PENANAgyyye1uEDG
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動517Please respect copyright.PENANAJlFRX6fQFV
我 :唔好啊!!!!!517Please respect copyright.PENANAeTG5xOge0i
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》517Please respect copyright.PENANAH5CU5mKmUk
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!517Please respect copyright.PENANA1wyXrz4AnF
隊友: :(517Please respect copyright.PENANAiHykyMttzf
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)517Please respect copyright.PENANARqrDQtIE3o
我 :炮房517Please respect copyright.PENANACpb22wraBR
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉517Please respect copyright.PENANAzYFMKoAhWl
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?517Please respect copyright.PENANAVkOODPEBuk
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間517Please respect copyright.PENANA7X9aadGyYp
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!517Please respect copyright.PENANAc7mHuiRUpb
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?517Please respect copyright.PENANAP0QBsY3Z0s
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了517Please respect copyright.PENANAmpw46hi2yO
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」517Please respect copyright.PENANAiqiAnIM7Mn