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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwohzsBHq1M
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgZx3NnizA
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFobRL68WD
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJBoSBM6vG
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNTQ0iZQ2E
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyGCRjGtNq
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mRaGyd799
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9hkYbyKBu
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrFuPFWZlH
voice:
BETELGEUSE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmxOoMwAgd
Who are you? Are you bard? I just681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt6tAz4Wp3
found my dead sex slaves, and now681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIK5YkLDCH6
you're crawling up, disturbing my681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo5XI072Go
ritual.
BARD681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVz0QB0aXo
And so you brought your flesh dildo681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5hPjMOfXa
too?
BETELGEUSE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIHNHkcoeN
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrGlCa5Tan
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopzYqc06xp
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX3tkMVMi1
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOE6FURgKu
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvgQIVPswx
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcax0kMCQde
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhcORuwMEG
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSzFzYKQxA
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUm2Bf5ca7
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruSGRBEkyT
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczK0jguDIv
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8GwncF9k3
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzrewiSSy1
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOpaiZ3KHU
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkdvH7Mst7
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtYZ5HX10x
their plans.
BETELGEUSE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIe1x43QrI
(to Bard)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5xgE8192h
See what you did? You set me up.681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX55Sk8onR6
You didn't tell me that I'd have to681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLf0QGIrJoU
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigU911eIZC
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0ECYnOPZK
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Mb708Ftit
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJmtynqjOF
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmoLBmDeWz
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicRMvFWRDO
(offscreen)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtb7P0YSYp
You assholes. You can't catch a681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal0hBocF9x
ghost.
BETELGEUSE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJKxmrmcZ7
You fuckers. You put me in a681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWG4zxGk1J
vulnerable position when I was sure681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97LQTF73BO
the Batman would be here. Now681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3MuprsMMd
you're all gonna get what's coming681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXuflyppi3
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnARneRXqf0
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1X8gvQwI0
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPteVExeNOQ
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1R7F7pR4m
blades.
BATMAN681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFSBJMOOHA
(concious)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2pNc7efpe
What are you gonna do to me? I681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mPV1NJv7P
think you've committed murder, so681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1ntl2d5hO
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPosTKavtv
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXn4gZzawm
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFLTS5OZcA
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGzWBuhC0X
this.
BETELGEUSE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnNWtnixmX
I'm going to finish him!681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXWZxzN6jQ
Constantine, I'm going to finish681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mtz7DVIO5
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sqcDyXpgI
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWLUn8KLdg
(holds up his arm in681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOhFdtLNy5
protest)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBVWi4UkyV
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsxdaPxz46
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1853CpacK
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ID6Z9NIeM
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3cARGilB8
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTAySM0sXM
He was mine, and I stole him from681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi665GM5aMq
you. He was my revenge. Now you681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyldoy0bcg
will pay for your disobedience. He681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bPK1AUsR8
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHML0tXEDC
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzY4Iwn2KB
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpApFW6sQE
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhBoYdfWiK
(awake)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJivOlnzJjZ
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35OkNRxQvO
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1H90MCP0V
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84I3Xv4uXJ
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayzzoen6u6
You still have a chance. Let go of681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDxcCZq6au
my hand. If you allow my hand to681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8t6oLWda7
come off of you, you will end up681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tvZZVLo3e
just like your friend.681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MRjxz4j1y
(tries to pry the hand off681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7PLrN9U2J
of his head)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdKiF4qN4a
It can't be. No. No. He's still681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDASF5oI0N
alive!681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyK7N1taIQ
(falls to his knees)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaKonmV735
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjzauPeWV9
(from a distance)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR3ch74t2Q
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHFT4hMKk0
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFinh4u3PV
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH34N0Bq4Bi
(beat)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDX3P2oiR3k
I can't get it. I can't pull it681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfpEJDuxuA
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGrtI5ZRzB
the forest.
BETELGEUSE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUCJm36mFf
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIhY3BHrv2
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfrlCGkkk8
Batmobile.
BATMAN681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapWqHkGWxs
(screams in pain)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7oBstvlfN
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bm01UmelQ
the forest.
BEATELAGE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYGfPclwIC
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz4WDSd8VF
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6bcgKs71u
(is so weak he can barely681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcYYYfN2Wg
stand)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjniTQgGi8
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX5pKwJqUR
the forest.
BEATELAGE681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZCtqzC0c9
(passionate)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF6FGAqIzz
Don't let them drag you off this681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANHWBihWyC
beat.
BETELGEUSE 681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDiFhtMYPt
(peers at the Batman)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBY0cuPgeqf
Is that all? Do you really want to681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxZbbUNDzh
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMq4IInu9c
(ashamed)681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBEvZThLdI
Don't say it. Take a peek in the681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4CNxiGuk4
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6AYqQUBfO
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT681Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D9s2A0QOE
