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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks441Please respect copyright.PENANAbbeVeIsv21
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead441Please respect copyright.PENANA16nk2yJEqT
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air441Please respect copyright.PENANAr5zSqF4bMN
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.441Please respect copyright.PENANAWywxN3B3LQ
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead441Please respect copyright.PENANAjH0kMPCDpS
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a441Please respect copyright.PENANAIkoMVvayKX
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old441Please respect copyright.PENANANWvzvQ51pG
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,441Please respect copyright.PENANAdMFl2Xh895
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry441Please respect copyright.PENANAFaXdlCubSR
voice:
BETELGEUSE441Please respect copyright.PENANAR0vuD62o7i
Who are you? Are you bard? I just441Please respect copyright.PENANAJd1HgWSHJt
found my dead sex slaves, and now441Please respect copyright.PENANAHn9Z2UFOZd
you're crawling up, disturbing my441Please respect copyright.PENANATER1ob8DKk
ritual.
BARD441Please respect copyright.PENANALDast9EYxy
And so you brought your flesh dildo441Please respect copyright.PENANAL22ohvWnHU
too?
BETELGEUSE441Please respect copyright.PENANA2hOwlo38nD
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD441Please respect copyright.PENANATQaBiTTa7X
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE441Please respect copyright.PENANAaLWCnRTCBr
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and441Please respect copyright.PENANAEvYr6e018j
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE441Please respect copyright.PENANAMvmKlHlu91
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna441Please respect copyright.PENANAhvz6WwVjZF
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the441Please respect copyright.PENANA3Y4miW2mmZ
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.441Please respect copyright.PENANARqvRTcZMMh
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard441Please respect copyright.PENANAbPKdilku58
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The441Please respect copyright.PENANA4r5CH8NrbK
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON441Please respect copyright.PENANA1ifQXnA8Nc
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE441Please respect copyright.PENANAjWG34Uz3pA
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your441Please respect copyright.PENANAcCOIj7O0Zt
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a441Please respect copyright.PENANA956IkhZ6wA
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping441Please respect copyright.PENANAk2ArtDhzva
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up441Please respect copyright.PENANAwQazCq4Be1
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish441Please respect copyright.PENANADErH661uFk
their plans.
BETELGEUSE441Please respect copyright.PENANAVNKYSHBioV
(to Bard)441Please respect copyright.PENANA5qVjLrM25x
See what you did? You set me up.441Please respect copyright.PENANAN2c7Sf9qf3
You didn't tell me that I'd have to441Please respect copyright.PENANA9qaeWaN3qU
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd441Please respect copyright.PENANAcmw3JV2soK
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which441Please respect copyright.PENANAA0uhl7QbEy
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's441Please respect copyright.PENANAcamImTuJGj
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears441Please respect copyright.PENANAvkkdciSDJm
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.441Please respect copyright.PENANAgG5CIokMF9
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD441Please respect copyright.PENANAJAo7ZbicVu
(offscreen)441Please respect copyright.PENANA1fBC7kaNxV
You assholes. You can't catch a441Please respect copyright.PENANAKp2dnvQZPL
ghost.
BETELGEUSE441Please respect copyright.PENANAPJ0TY88KQL
You fuckers. You put me in a441Please respect copyright.PENANAC4xgMu8HNq
vulnerable position when I was sure441Please respect copyright.PENANAifxCfGTnYJ
the Batman would be here. Now441Please respect copyright.PENANA8WpZAB2Bo3
you're all gonna get what's coming441Please respect copyright.PENANAHHFFrfLahL
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins441Please respect copyright.PENANAgLqnN0cMoa
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall441Please respect copyright.PENANAtMn2PV5FKb
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks441Please respect copyright.PENANAms9waurmq4
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder441Please respect copyright.PENANAAPlhG1AEZ5
blades.
BATMAN441Please respect copyright.PENANAUkHzC1i3AR
(concious)441Please respect copyright.PENANAyZOtixatst
What are you gonna do to me? I441Please respect copyright.PENANAG2HIIUEMi8
think you've committed murder, so441Please respect copyright.PENANAZvn23XD5vV
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the441Please respect copyright.PENANAFxsPSdQWBR
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his441Please respect copyright.PENANAuFSM2EuHU5
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE441Please respect copyright.PENANAKYo1xgdapA
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do441Please respect copyright.PENANAqtSlko3dq2
this.
BETELGEUSE441Please respect copyright.PENANAwSrCux0uz7
I'm going to finish him!441Please respect copyright.PENANA1TBCnc6r3a
Constantine, I'm going to finish441Please respect copyright.PENANAUxVA7Gl2ds
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked441Please respect copyright.PENANAr5DorMYnyQ
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER441Please respect copyright.PENANAnYOammfvo7
(holds up his arm in441Please respect copyright.PENANApHBtKj2SGM
protest)441Please respect copyright.PENANANbDKh1EpOL
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He441Please respect copyright.PENANAYZLtGl7fXD
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with441Please respect copyright.PENANAkLkqx8Jo1G
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's441Please respect copyright.PENANAWZyiYQEWbx
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.441Please respect copyright.PENANAxdr9YSuWea
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE441Please respect copyright.PENANAjaUtpo7yjL
He was mine, and I stole him from441Please respect copyright.PENANABZszDXFPxL
you. He was my revenge. Now you441Please respect copyright.PENANAYfChPSeMXc
will pay for your disobedience. He441Please respect copyright.PENANAEaCsdzv2AF
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is441Please respect copyright.PENANA3MJGdxXbAk
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he441Please respect copyright.PENANA6KczzIqa3r
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then441Please respect copyright.PENANAqNSrAes0y0
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN441Please respect copyright.PENANA8RwjjbTa88
(awake)441Please respect copyright.PENANAzi0T75EzjI
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his441Please respect copyright.PENANA7TYVuBw0uh
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the441Please respect copyright.PENANAPRurnPlyso
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is441Please respect copyright.PENANAjASbERmbWU
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE441Please respect copyright.PENANA8Dsb8ZCtUt
You still have a chance. Let go of441Please respect copyright.PENANAEwtdzpOcRx
my hand. If you allow my hand to441Please respect copyright.PENANAPqmnqK2oLA
come off of you, you will end up441Please respect copyright.PENANAzvtIo6u30l
just like your friend.441Please respect copyright.PENANAfrnsu3QuAN
(tries to pry the hand off441Please respect copyright.PENANAyx3jXMR6kn
of his head)441Please respect copyright.PENANAq80y6MKsrv
It can't be. No. No. He's still441Please respect copyright.PENANA9Iidh7sJtr
alive!441Please respect copyright.PENANA01NOZg6UDi
(falls to his knees)441Please respect copyright.PENANAM0w9QPQuPy
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE441Please respect copyright.PENANApb21WMAoMf
(from a distance)441Please respect copyright.PENANAhjIuGk8huy
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN441Please respect copyright.PENANA014LFK183T
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the441Please respect copyright.PENANAvkJUnmhH1p
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN441Please respect copyright.PENANA1uX4TrkNRK
(beat)441Please respect copyright.PENANAVWtCd9xa86
I can't get it. I can't pull it441Please respect copyright.PENANAv0x31w59Dv
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into441Please respect copyright.PENANAljsWMZtHFR
the forest.
BETELGEUSE441Please respect copyright.PENANAVsOkyfirV7
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE441Please respect copyright.PENANAeWCYFWQLBn
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the441Please respect copyright.PENANAA0t4mKyy38
Batmobile.
BATMAN441Please respect copyright.PENANAHHywmo6dQV
(screams in pain)441Please respect copyright.PENANAVDGLuRbl7t
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into441Please respect copyright.PENANAagEZlQXrk8
the forest.
BEATELAGE441Please respect copyright.PENANACOMgMhp6Id
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE441Please respect copyright.PENANA7jwKf0FTM1
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN441Please respect copyright.PENANAUNI6bB3U6y
(is so weak he can barely441Please respect copyright.PENANAfG5SUFSfDu
stand)441Please respect copyright.PENANA0lIos7PBrf
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into441Please respect copyright.PENANAh9X1oNMTuy
the forest.
BEATELAGE441Please respect copyright.PENANAD3wsJ4vFX2
(passionate)441Please respect copyright.PENANAYfYUv1WJjl
Don't let them drag you off this441Please respect copyright.PENANAfNFrTbAH7b
beat.
BETELGEUSE 441Please respect copyright.PENANA4pb93lb5WC
(peers at the Batman)441Please respect copyright.PENANALrPep00ANv
Is that all? Do you really want to441Please respect copyright.PENANANqpJqBWFmU
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 441Please respect copyright.PENANAxBzg4mnWQ1
(ashamed)441Please respect copyright.PENANAWrhNJxQLiG
Don't say it. Take a peek in the441Please respect copyright.PENANARk8REF8Jw9
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,441Please respect copyright.PENANAy1yFm5I1lI
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT441Please respect copyright.PENANAz2nl4ISDiR