
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory538Please respect copyright.PENANABS33I29dhg
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 538Please respect copyright.PENANAfMCSm1LpB4
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.538Please respect copyright.PENANAqfWPCszDLY
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?538Please respect copyright.PENANAFnjtfGXjKL
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.538Please respect copyright.PENANA6TLiWlVlob
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.538Please respect copyright.PENANAYJP4DN3eRv
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.538Please respect copyright.PENANAeAMUOQ4dyY
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.538Please respect copyright.PENANAgyNm8H5btQ
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?538Please respect copyright.PENANA5y8zzf9XsX
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.538Please respect copyright.PENANAhiV4TnZhsM
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.538Please respect copyright.PENANA4IaONYqdQ5
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.538Please respect copyright.PENANAMciVE88UVf
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 538Please respect copyright.PENANAlXjDWEuNyv
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.538Please respect copyright.PENANAx4Bk2sG8w7
girl bestie? - coco <3538Please respect copyright.PENANAQ42gcxVSsz
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.538Please respect copyright.PENANAZomTc9XnWs
age? - seven years old.538Please respect copyright.PENANADkgSe0nIgC
last person i texted? - idfk.538Please respect copyright.PENANA5aqwfuX2e1
last person i called? - probably my little brother.538Please respect copyright.PENANAac911qUqQE
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?538Please respect copyright.PENANAYsWllITbH7
random fact? - i like food.538Please respect copyright.PENANAoGVGV9evK3
single or taken? - big, fat taken.538Please respect copyright.PENANAM2AafCGqHp
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.538Please respect copyright.PENANAUmO9n3yIDO
first kiss? - bitch wtf?538Please respect copyright.PENANALG94MUE2Lu
ever smoked? - nope.538Please respect copyright.PENANAazX0odsJMK
ever done drugs? - nope~538Please respect copyright.PENANALuALdTAxPZ
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.538Please respect copyright.PENANAaaURnh8SWS
longest relationship? - five and a half months.538Please respect copyright.PENANAl5CvBCmSHL
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.538Please respect copyright.PENANAebIoMzYIJo
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.538Please respect copyright.PENANAaZVE12oQeK
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.538Please respect copyright.PENANANjpLcUnuM2
obsession? - kpop.538Please respect copyright.PENANACxEtgVHpmN
do you give second chances? - that depends.538Please respect copyright.PENANA0A9CQGapoz
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?538Please respect copyright.PENANAApZxgZGDpS
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.538Please respect copyright.PENANAkmPvWLPXBO
day or night? - idk.538Please respect copyright.PENANAQhal1HNiNt
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.538Please respect copyright.PENANA641pzT6kCq
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.538Please respect copyright.PENANAE8MPCeEYJN
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.538Please respect copyright.PENANApY296CdLod
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.538Please respect copyright.PENANA4UZCv8qh41
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.538Please respect copyright.PENANAe09XE5HKWk
favourite movie(s)? - idk.538Please respect copyright.PENANAZgYKgvcvPd
current mood? - bored and tired.538Please respect copyright.PENANAeMZVCrP7vo
jealous of? - a lot of things.538Please respect copyright.PENANAz03pEZz1ZH
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.538Please respect copyright.PENANA4uNyJis3OD
pets? - two dogs.538Please respect copyright.PENANAkEE34nsYs3
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.538Please respect copyright.PENANAx08pwMNQfi
favourite number? - seven.538Please respect copyright.PENANAAYleixCOir
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.538Please respect copyright.PENANADnKTj70pbg
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.538Please respect copyright.PENANATdjaRwXfq0
afraid of the dark? - yes.538Please respect copyright.PENANAtFeZuhN8Lr
one wish? - to be happy for real.538Please respect copyright.PENANAryeHS1VNXp
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?538Please respect copyright.PENANAXrC7LEMVuF
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.538Please respect copyright.PENANAXmiB47yJEj
age? - i'm still seven years old.538Please respect copyright.PENANA5e07GRmpB0
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.538Please respect copyright.PENANA98rTzKhu1C
something you hate about yourself? - my body.538Please respect copyright.PENANA40C1WUPskc
something you like about yourself? - idk.538Please respect copyright.PENANAdpaLEFcIte
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.538Please respect copyright.PENANAbSKpE60gs8
favourite band? - bts.538Please respect copyright.PENANAzp6pBa84pU
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!538Please respect copyright.PENANAs13eAuITtc
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.538Please respect copyright.PENANA8eIJb1q5H5
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.538Please respect copyright.PENANAI4A0diwpdA
girl crush? - emmi.538Please respect copyright.PENANALyqKmIupxJ
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.538Please respect copyright.PENANAOfllNXsSzJ
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^538Please respect copyright.PENANAJk31N3aF0G
talents? - singing.538Please respect copyright.PENANAQGtFMBnpdW
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.538Please respect copyright.PENANAiYePiqWdTK
someone i love? - emmi.538Please respect copyright.PENANAIBH2c7X035
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.538Please respect copyright.PENANACLf3QjFXbl
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.538Please respect copyright.PENANAHYNHYepHEX
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.538Please respect copyright.PENANAXvD78oRWhT
favourite animal? - dogs.538Please respect copyright.PENANAsSaTdB5r7j
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 538Please respect copyright.PENANADLSC7L27wO
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.538Please respect copyright.PENANA3PqkGFbqrx
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.538Please respect copyright.PENANABXrfH37SIp
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.538Please respect copyright.PENANA0UWAHwrofl
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.538Please respect copyright.PENANAjkTMRJQPLo
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 538Please respect copyright.PENANAYLKKCNLhZW
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.538Please respect copyright.PENANA7OnIxFpkyk
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.538Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8ClQPMlmD
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.538Please respect copyright.PENANAXmbjRThhTm
country? - i don't live on earth. 538Please respect copyright.PENANAfu1KCpW8Lu
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.538Please respect copyright.PENANAbbNzTP1f0z
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.538Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y6IArNxkc
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.538Please respect copyright.PENANAPL2r14QVQU
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.538Please respect copyright.PENANA0nrtYbHo38
country with your favourite accent? - australia.538Please respect copyright.PENANAw8brvHJiQc
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.538Please respect copyright.PENANAjM5xAuWYCs
dog or cat person? - both.538Please respect copyright.PENANAxPQK0T4Bdd
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.538Please respect copyright.PENANAoJw55hQf34
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.538Please respect copyright.PENANAf8iqL1rjyj
do you belive in God? - idk.538Please respect copyright.PENANAHvh1hrp8gn
single or taken? - taken.538Please respect copyright.PENANAJc99SLCiNe
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*538Please respect copyright.PENANABuRAN9mIHf
birthday year? - 1930.538Please respect copyright.PENANAqYrTNDlQyV
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.538Please respect copyright.PENANAoLxHbbaq4V
age? - what's that?538Please respect copyright.PENANAXuoxL1XE6M
enthinicity? - african american.538Please respect copyright.PENANAFOgqE7Q6qm
tea or coffee? - neither.538Please respect copyright.PENANAUGMuX7FGWi
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.538Please respect copyright.PENANAPWauyIFyQk
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*538Please respect copyright.PENANA0sCRqcSV0z
favourite food? - ice cream.538Please respect copyright.PENANA3NxBTV8N54
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 538Please respect copyright.PENANA7e1mEycmAA
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.538Please respect copyright.PENANA1xbaJ2uJjD
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.538Please respect copyright.PENANA0ILVheg5wJ
favourite soda? - sprite.538Please respect copyright.PENANAlSYYXFc4HA
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.538Please respect copyright.PENANA6yGos9uXq1
can you swim? - yes, wtf?538Please respect copyright.PENANA5vlCFM8VeJ
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.538Please respect copyright.PENANAp7ze7ZmtHD
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.538Please respect copyright.PENANAx7cAeSt8FW
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.538Please respect copyright.PENANAFiCRP7NoGK
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.538Please respect copyright.PENANAES4KczarxO
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*538Please respect copyright.PENANA4akQlhVirS
apple or andriod? - apple.538Please respect copyright.PENANA96F3LK29wT
best dessert? - mochi.538Please respect copyright.PENANALXniVA0up3
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have you ever:538Please respect copyright.PENANAPOyUmBa4Wg
1. skipped class? - yes.538Please respect copyright.PENANAd7rQE2zCdY
2. done drugs? - no.538Please respect copyright.PENANAca8ODqdRsB
3. self-harmed? - yes.538Please respect copyright.PENANAlr6k9X1t9g
4. drank? - no.538Please respect copyright.PENANAVHiCMbAm9l
5. shoplifted? - yes.538Please respect copyright.PENANAd0hQvnQY63
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.538Please respect copyright.PENANAVok6K8YrF0
7. broken up with someone? - yes.538Please respect copyright.PENANA6liOL9Hrvf
what's your favourite:538Please respect copyright.PENANALMWGvhq5W2
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.538Please respect copyright.PENANAemXbqfuVzN
9. movie? - break the silence.538Please respect copyright.PENANAcbFItIwuwV
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.538Please respect copyright.PENANAPqdOTWkh2y
11. artist? - bts.538Please respect copyright.PENANAkSxpri0Pcx
12. singer or band? - bts.538Please respect copyright.PENANAUS5RG4GZ2a
13. memory? - idk.538Please respect copyright.PENANAlXFWexyJ2T
14. book? - the cruel prince.538Please respect copyright.PENANAR07M2do068
this or that:538Please respect copyright.PENANAcwNGH79rJw
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.538Please respect copyright.PENANAlr4U1cGPFS
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.538Please respect copyright.PENANAdBCpTkjIXX
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.538Please respect copyright.PENANADXKy9qH4bB
18. movies or books? - idk.538Please respect copyright.PENANAGeaRbgOgGa
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.538Please respect copyright.PENANAVthbj4RxCm
20. blind of deaf? - blind.538Please respect copyright.PENANA1ctRW2qmD8
21. tea or coffee? - neither.538Please respect copyright.PENANAaN0D9dO0GS
what's your:538Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0MjLPDCDy
22. age? - ninety-one.538Please respect copyright.PENANAn2cLMmfuwB
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.538Please respect copyright.PENANAKY8IUeAPGZ
24. height? - 4'11.538Please respect copyright.PENANAWsFZGJ3cDU
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.538Please respect copyright.PENANAHfPXD2bM01
26. shoe size? - seven.538Please respect copyright.PENANAJUnvZmSsCI
27. religion? - i'm not religious.538Please respect copyright.PENANAGLWexaVDrr
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.538Please respect copyright.PENANAW8TXmqIIlL
opinion on: 538Please respect copyright.PENANAzzaLqacJkI
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...538Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZSvIs6MRR
30. second chances? - it depends.538Please respect copyright.PENANAfIsVZUOQup
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.538Please respect copyright.PENANA7SV77bEgae
32. abortion? - ew.538Please respect copyright.PENANAbAbOFOok9Q
33. a death penalty? - ew.538Please respect copyright.PENANAqPGMTe68xj
34. marijuana? - i likes that.538Please respect copyright.PENANAI5A4Fj2Bsn
35. love? - what's love?538Please respect copyright.PENANAKQABiKiCET
do you:538Please respect copyright.PENANAsSfgYuEEyt
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.538Please respect copyright.PENANA6uUPjfVbwF
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3538Please respect copyright.PENANACozHBlkQnd