
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory549Please respect copyright.PENANAmxC6nu8miz
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 549Please respect copyright.PENANAtGgxAdKibA
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.549Please respect copyright.PENANA46sMeddRqW
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?549Please respect copyright.PENANAHT54Qbiv63
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.549Please respect copyright.PENANAMI3Q07sOMy
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.549Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZF9CK9zjX
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.549Please respect copyright.PENANAOgXlVf170e
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.549Please respect copyright.PENANACpzaz3U2Qa
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?549Please respect copyright.PENANAwwAlB8L02m
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.549Please respect copyright.PENANAyL3KIhQnDo
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.549Please respect copyright.PENANAzeWQDsYFHi
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.549Please respect copyright.PENANAkKDHbVDSKA
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 549Please respect copyright.PENANAMy0bjcbL5K
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.549Please respect copyright.PENANAf3aHRSHQca
girl bestie? - coco <3549Please respect copyright.PENANAXUKjLisUHK
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.549Please respect copyright.PENANAma9Ko5ju5a
age? - seven years old.549Please respect copyright.PENANA7aAB3WnxMQ
last person i texted? - idfk.549Please respect copyright.PENANA5VO6iu2Zo1
last person i called? - probably my little brother.549Please respect copyright.PENANAxZSzqKdjdM
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?549Please respect copyright.PENANAlE4r46uuWR
random fact? - i like food.549Please respect copyright.PENANAH9A1mKbl2k
single or taken? - big, fat taken.549Please respect copyright.PENANA7bdMk0F3hw
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.549Please respect copyright.PENANAoNCqhvYWX1
first kiss? - bitch wtf?549Please respect copyright.PENANAAMBDnlEJyX
ever smoked? - nope.549Please respect copyright.PENANAzCwsJsHoLw
ever done drugs? - nope~549Please respect copyright.PENANAaFNyyL3XQl
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.549Please respect copyright.PENANAVPVGDVJnKe
longest relationship? - five and a half months.549Please respect copyright.PENANA7CDf0N3UuE
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.549Please respect copyright.PENANAVdJDh734MI
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.549Please respect copyright.PENANAKfNPFysMyM
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.549Please respect copyright.PENANAIZ18hYBKbY
obsession? - kpop.549Please respect copyright.PENANAO7Oky7cQvN
do you give second chances? - that depends.549Please respect copyright.PENANAm4dokwuqUx
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?549Please respect copyright.PENANAXjFoaXctNZ
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.549Please respect copyright.PENANAh43IO8x5Q1
day or night? - idk.549Please respect copyright.PENANAFa9GGTW5Ln
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.549Please respect copyright.PENANABosU26dg09
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.549Please respect copyright.PENANAVcXgF6gzFT
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.549Please respect copyright.PENANAqpn5UoFdk3
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.549Please respect copyright.PENANAMC28OgfLqB
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.549Please respect copyright.PENANAiObJz4GRLC
favourite movie(s)? - idk.549Please respect copyright.PENANAcVllxbSd6N
current mood? - bored and tired.549Please respect copyright.PENANAOwAQvgUGsC
jealous of? - a lot of things.549Please respect copyright.PENANArRyxrsXDl6
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.549Please respect copyright.PENANAglS3atgArb
pets? - two dogs.549Please respect copyright.PENANAjwQDBd8LOz
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.549Please respect copyright.PENANARTb6TiYbnd
favourite number? - seven.549Please respect copyright.PENANAC7LkGkWK5a
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.549Please respect copyright.PENANAyKRX5moKfJ
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.549Please respect copyright.PENANAMfJvR9uTnM
afraid of the dark? - yes.549Please respect copyright.PENANAB5x8qSlwRB
one wish? - to be happy for real.549Please respect copyright.PENANAx3ojB6LB3Z
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?549Please respect copyright.PENANA7PWW6SjtZ3
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.549Please respect copyright.PENANAbIQuAalXj5
age? - i'm still seven years old.549Please respect copyright.PENANAlLMTzpCkCY
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.549Please respect copyright.PENANA0K7wFTwaa5
something you hate about yourself? - my body.549Please respect copyright.PENANAusjqNDdvnh
something you like about yourself? - idk.549Please respect copyright.PENANAfKtfI7KZ3b
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.549Please respect copyright.PENANAZt8p8C0eBy
favourite band? - bts.549Please respect copyright.PENANATglZYsZfpd
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!549Please respect copyright.PENANAwqi6b2fhsv
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.549Please respect copyright.PENANAH67l7uYlp1
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.549Please respect copyright.PENANA1MVEBTv02X
girl crush? - emmi.549Please respect copyright.PENANAOBmJnY7iwD
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.549Please respect copyright.PENANAmkEJsIlF4m
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^549Please respect copyright.PENANAUgHvRQHwOG
talents? - singing.549Please respect copyright.PENANATZ9VyBvljB
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.549Please respect copyright.PENANAy4TedJA6yY
someone i love? - emmi.549Please respect copyright.PENANAKP1VmDzSo8
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.549Please respect copyright.PENANA5tzHfySr7s
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.549Please respect copyright.PENANABq2oPjLHef
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.549Please respect copyright.PENANAkFixIpfV4J
favourite animal? - dogs.549Please respect copyright.PENANAR35OaIESQU
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 549Please respect copyright.PENANABn8NY4jOYs
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.549Please respect copyright.PENANAnpNVK9pw6t
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.549Please respect copyright.PENANAXG1aBGnuWd
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.549Please respect copyright.PENANAYD0U7QEKdr
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.549Please respect copyright.PENANAPQRmpdkcmu
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 549Please respect copyright.PENANA3GsQiB3jpE
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.549Please respect copyright.PENANAb6F5T5UWWe
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.549Please respect copyright.PENANArlsL2N7ZxQ
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.549Please respect copyright.PENANAoqZFpxMyy3
country? - i don't live on earth. 549Please respect copyright.PENANA7zU5npYkre
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.549Please respect copyright.PENANA5BEpRy3jlZ
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.549Please respect copyright.PENANATDvejYfFnS
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.549Please respect copyright.PENANAItJ7xcbPl4
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.549Please respect copyright.PENANA5LLZWJWE00
country with your favourite accent? - australia.549Please respect copyright.PENANAg8CpPRmTyh
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.549Please respect copyright.PENANAhit9mvnCVx
dog or cat person? - both.549Please respect copyright.PENANAXLvw0IhebL
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.549Please respect copyright.PENANAjzPwdfPeeJ
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.549Please respect copyright.PENANAmRyUqnH8LQ
do you belive in God? - idk.549Please respect copyright.PENANA2wJSvNpzgm
single or taken? - taken.549Please respect copyright.PENANAM51mVYSgZI
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*549Please respect copyright.PENANAz6Wf3oOow3
birthday year? - 1930.549Please respect copyright.PENANAOv1o976EjF
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.549Please respect copyright.PENANAsj3Ookg6Li
age? - what's that?549Please respect copyright.PENANAYMp5rs0o50
enthinicity? - african american.549Please respect copyright.PENANAqknZLEPmG6
tea or coffee? - neither.549Please respect copyright.PENANArhPMUrnUKh
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.549Please respect copyright.PENANAQl9vpstWgg
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*549Please respect copyright.PENANADUrHF9Er1E
favourite food? - ice cream.549Please respect copyright.PENANAqrrKcz0Sv3
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 549Please respect copyright.PENANATzzasrpDWK
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.549Please respect copyright.PENANAs0YW7xU7XK
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.549Please respect copyright.PENANAxVfeN8Xf7Q
favourite soda? - sprite.549Please respect copyright.PENANAybyT0aeWH3
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.549Please respect copyright.PENANAZRJIlYCO2T
can you swim? - yes, wtf?549Please respect copyright.PENANAeWpWrPIWr5
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.549Please respect copyright.PENANAiLVSgOiuZC
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.549Please respect copyright.PENANAlb3d7D5pZd
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.549Please respect copyright.PENANA46qDxFV9dM
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.549Please respect copyright.PENANAO4Yxl7rAmS
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*549Please respect copyright.PENANA7Z6MtmpE7J
apple or andriod? - apple.549Please respect copyright.PENANAtgte2sKn8i
best dessert? - mochi.549Please respect copyright.PENANA7G9YCdaBl1
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have you ever:549Please respect copyright.PENANA8BAYi5uR3i
1. skipped class? - yes.549Please respect copyright.PENANAjZ72n8hJog
2. done drugs? - no.549Please respect copyright.PENANAFKmzWlaTd6
3. self-harmed? - yes.549Please respect copyright.PENANAsxrnlFqnns
4. drank? - no.549Please respect copyright.PENANAT7TEerJbqC
5. shoplifted? - yes.549Please respect copyright.PENANAi8aNhH7Dmy
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.549Please respect copyright.PENANAFvVYN7w13O
7. broken up with someone? - yes.549Please respect copyright.PENANAwUdfj5SlG3
what's your favourite:549Please respect copyright.PENANA6abu4mtxUb
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.549Please respect copyright.PENANAwxtNWsuNbw
9. movie? - break the silence.549Please respect copyright.PENANAoNYE90f27X
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.549Please respect copyright.PENANA3ul0pA9cnD
11. artist? - bts.549Please respect copyright.PENANAjfQV2gwiyz
12. singer or band? - bts.549Please respect copyright.PENANAXIg6NawWlP
13. memory? - idk.549Please respect copyright.PENANA8wsiW9s78P
14. book? - the cruel prince.549Please respect copyright.PENANAnx1Z1WUWeG
this or that:549Please respect copyright.PENANAXMlkBYSKpX
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.549Please respect copyright.PENANAmWlE7XZaUr
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.549Please respect copyright.PENANAggB4QPLylG
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.549Please respect copyright.PENANAoS8EHPsk2K
18. movies or books? - idk.549Please respect copyright.PENANAlzLMVPYUsL
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.549Please respect copyright.PENANAv3fDyyh3TA
20. blind of deaf? - blind.549Please respect copyright.PENANA6SaQBMk2A2
21. tea or coffee? - neither.549Please respect copyright.PENANA2zTqdOv8BV
what's your:549Please respect copyright.PENANA9Bg0CNcOA4
22. age? - ninety-one.549Please respect copyright.PENANAPauaXxBwPA
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.549Please respect copyright.PENANAog3Dw8FA91
24. height? - 4'11.549Please respect copyright.PENANAh6ZxDGVe4v
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.549Please respect copyright.PENANASTYNEu31mC
26. shoe size? - seven.549Please respect copyright.PENANAi07AMneAR5
27. religion? - i'm not religious.549Please respect copyright.PENANAV6OsohZ9gn
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.549Please respect copyright.PENANACtAm9fWrRn
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...549Please respect copyright.PENANAukrQIkRkw3
30. second chances? - it depends.549Please respect copyright.PENANA6b1kdEBXvh
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.549Please respect copyright.PENANAApqds8lCwM
32. abortion? - ew.549Please respect copyright.PENANAzSeEqyMyWj
33. a death penalty? - ew.549Please respect copyright.PENANAibYjiD1KcA
34. marijuana? - i likes that.549Please respect copyright.PENANAeEALfVhHQ9
35. love? - what's love?549Please respect copyright.PENANAceh4sB7Rag
do you:549Please respect copyright.PENANANc8vsDrOrI
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.549Please respect copyright.PENANAqfjfJve7B5
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3549Please respect copyright.PENANAx0hebCbVcp