
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory480Please respect copyright.PENANAoZc9y1srad
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 480Please respect copyright.PENANA6yC6Qjmvlx
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.480Please respect copyright.PENANAUvi9PzNFgJ
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?480Please respect copyright.PENANAF7E0X6OvZb
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.480Please respect copyright.PENANAt84g46AoRJ
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.480Please respect copyright.PENANA2XofRnlP3w
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.480Please respect copyright.PENANA6qAX52v2el
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.480Please respect copyright.PENANAxSBbYoUNO4
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?480Please respect copyright.PENANADahVwP4lxy
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.480Please respect copyright.PENANAHfZAdaLLOe
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.480Please respect copyright.PENANA0QmMnBphLQ
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.480Please respect copyright.PENANABMlNJrI4at
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 480Please respect copyright.PENANAzMJgt01EM7
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.480Please respect copyright.PENANAugH9ceHwYk
girl bestie? - coco <3480Please respect copyright.PENANAiEP0rdECZt
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.480Please respect copyright.PENANAlRTDAVhfSO
age? - seven years old.480Please respect copyright.PENANAJswQAwfttE
last person i texted? - idfk.480Please respect copyright.PENANA8W1wBImSgE
last person i called? - probably my little brother.480Please respect copyright.PENANAkp9NaQeuS1
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?480Please respect copyright.PENANA7U1zF05hdb
random fact? - i like food.480Please respect copyright.PENANAkwiVCJCUaI
single or taken? - big, fat taken.480Please respect copyright.PENANAa10mIug4qV
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.480Please respect copyright.PENANAXcpjFWywmU
first kiss? - bitch wtf?480Please respect copyright.PENANAosAOXBigqq
ever smoked? - nope.480Please respect copyright.PENANAqAJf3SwfDn
ever done drugs? - nope~480Please respect copyright.PENANAvVixqlgAfo
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.480Please respect copyright.PENANAmgNf194s5A
longest relationship? - five and a half months.480Please respect copyright.PENANAJIyHHKl9bD
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.480Please respect copyright.PENANA8GwTWh7Rol
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.480Please respect copyright.PENANAz1JRFkoZBk
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.480Please respect copyright.PENANAfS50gcT149
obsession? - kpop.480Please respect copyright.PENANALGGD3RzQpM
do you give second chances? - that depends.480Please respect copyright.PENANARwKcy17G7V
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?480Please respect copyright.PENANAmpE3kPRVqf
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.480Please respect copyright.PENANAhsWSYmImna
day or night? - idk.480Please respect copyright.PENANAiJKRMbKxSl
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.480Please respect copyright.PENANA9laUw2gJCD
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.480Please respect copyright.PENANAwSs4c8BK8q
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.480Please respect copyright.PENANAg6WIKm6BXe
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.480Please respect copyright.PENANAmC2rk1hINB
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.480Please respect copyright.PENANAYWOlfeTXDz
favourite movie(s)? - idk.480Please respect copyright.PENANApC1IzwRTrD
current mood? - bored and tired.480Please respect copyright.PENANAuTn2zCx0xE
jealous of? - a lot of things.480Please respect copyright.PENANAH5Kt4idhKT
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.480Please respect copyright.PENANA2FIpjl5efZ
pets? - two dogs.480Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6EQyEqLJR
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.480Please respect copyright.PENANAvqJZmV1Y6o
favourite number? - seven.480Please respect copyright.PENANAqnKjxJPCR5
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.480Please respect copyright.PENANAzdY7m4VZgm
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.480Please respect copyright.PENANAc398wtchi8
afraid of the dark? - yes.480Please respect copyright.PENANAotHGdB0g5d
one wish? - to be happy for real.480Please respect copyright.PENANAA4bZRlBoeL
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?480Please respect copyright.PENANA9TFiMsuUoi
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.480Please respect copyright.PENANAehau90NqCV
age? - i'm still seven years old.480Please respect copyright.PENANAvy4yWDcVR9
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.480Please respect copyright.PENANAchnQjhuBnT
something you hate about yourself? - my body.480Please respect copyright.PENANAnpCwqRTDvD
something you like about yourself? - idk.480Please respect copyright.PENANAF4Z5Ap7H22
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.480Please respect copyright.PENANAnBwXtTbHh8
favourite band? - bts.480Please respect copyright.PENANA9KZFNV5kc5
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!480Please respect copyright.PENANAjYEeI0Zhir
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.480Please respect copyright.PENANANv7QkMkW0M
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.480Please respect copyright.PENANAppEb3ATHlJ
girl crush? - emmi.480Please respect copyright.PENANA95U42q7PCl
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.480Please respect copyright.PENANAiBfqLVdEht
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^480Please respect copyright.PENANASATaGcpnlI
talents? - singing.480Please respect copyright.PENANAEwjKk2nVu4
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.480Please respect copyright.PENANAapRdB412Vj
someone i love? - emmi.480Please respect copyright.PENANAoDZ9X6jaJ9
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.480Please respect copyright.PENANAWptMSvZnUL
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.480Please respect copyright.PENANAJmebLDzdJX
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.480Please respect copyright.PENANA2kIsa94S4Y
favourite animal? - dogs.480Please respect copyright.PENANAJKkKXCoJeg
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 480Please respect copyright.PENANA8HLRRVmt8W
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.480Please respect copyright.PENANA2KLSCI74it
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.480Please respect copyright.PENANAj1T0Jq7kve
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.480Please respect copyright.PENANAN1gfAFY6hh
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.480Please respect copyright.PENANAWp9qQKPpoT
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 480Please respect copyright.PENANAs8CXP02G9S
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.480Please respect copyright.PENANASQSmfnLF71
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.480Please respect copyright.PENANAZFCeU76E3k
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.480Please respect copyright.PENANAuqWZrFQiUM
country? - i don't live on earth. 480Please respect copyright.PENANAm7Zs0WSBoT
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.480Please respect copyright.PENANAGJX8PkPkNL
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.480Please respect copyright.PENANApT7FV95r7x
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.480Please respect copyright.PENANA9I6iWKu2du
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.480Please respect copyright.PENANAO5JwlsYL1t
country with your favourite accent? - australia.480Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3XsnNKraZ
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.480Please respect copyright.PENANAi3WpcRmfzJ
dog or cat person? - both.480Please respect copyright.PENANAL3y8USvy13
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.480Please respect copyright.PENANAt0MLZju89S
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.480Please respect copyright.PENANAvnxhVN4cTr
do you belive in God? - idk.480Please respect copyright.PENANAusjsMVUX41
single or taken? - taken.480Please respect copyright.PENANAHVMGFrrlf3
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*480Please respect copyright.PENANARDHTukE3A6
birthday year? - 1930.480Please respect copyright.PENANAT7HYoC3BX7
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.480Please respect copyright.PENANA9i9MyHa7GV
age? - what's that?480Please respect copyright.PENANAxwJcgU4vgc
enthinicity? - african american.480Please respect copyright.PENANAGTL6WlUs3a
tea or coffee? - neither.480Please respect copyright.PENANAQnUws6TxLM
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.480Please respect copyright.PENANAeIKXfq59CG
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*480Please respect copyright.PENANA2NrVI9JMcc
favourite food? - ice cream.480Please respect copyright.PENANA8sDoA3No3Q
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 480Please respect copyright.PENANAf7RlbF6HhU
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.480Please respect copyright.PENANArQUCS7066J
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.480Please respect copyright.PENANANZaWnmLGJP
favourite soda? - sprite.480Please respect copyright.PENANAjfpATSQRm5
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.480Please respect copyright.PENANAVgRPyvuFTw
can you swim? - yes, wtf?480Please respect copyright.PENANAdx4HbSU4sW
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.480Please respect copyright.PENANApTyTuDW99J
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.480Please respect copyright.PENANA2RPDHYy3KN
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.480Please respect copyright.PENANAYDGQX4fLcN
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.480Please respect copyright.PENANAg3CKKhIozC
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*480Please respect copyright.PENANANp8liMoKea
apple or andriod? - apple.480Please respect copyright.PENANAQE57QradQw
best dessert? - mochi.480Please respect copyright.PENANAbcnXhQOfw9
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have you ever:480Please respect copyright.PENANAQcSGaI1J9K
1. skipped class? - yes.480Please respect copyright.PENANAINFxEzJrkl
2. done drugs? - no.480Please respect copyright.PENANAL8IE69EReY
3. self-harmed? - yes.480Please respect copyright.PENANATgKBtwyQsR
4. drank? - no.480Please respect copyright.PENANAwk2aU2yuOA
5. shoplifted? - yes.480Please respect copyright.PENANAUNBsLsN6iW
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.480Please respect copyright.PENANAx4vA1hH1uL
7. broken up with someone? - yes.480Please respect copyright.PENANA5RgO927qFS
what's your favourite:480Please respect copyright.PENANA10udXEdWmH
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.480Please respect copyright.PENANAIC0SeJnxs4
9. movie? - break the silence.480Please respect copyright.PENANAGwg6YhJBYX
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.480Please respect copyright.PENANAh0N4bn9K4M
11. artist? - bts.480Please respect copyright.PENANAdHsUkWwOQd
12. singer or band? - bts.480Please respect copyright.PENANAZP6LSssGTx
13. memory? - idk.480Please respect copyright.PENANA0VKWMRqVa6
14. book? - the cruel prince.480Please respect copyright.PENANAkghEH8tMlK
this or that:480Please respect copyright.PENANAHujVm99NYn
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.480Please respect copyright.PENANAK8ryzrgSzw
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.480Please respect copyright.PENANAggRBhS9DpG
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.480Please respect copyright.PENANAqclg1m2kj4
18. movies or books? - idk.480Please respect copyright.PENANAExkgqRKi19
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.480Please respect copyright.PENANAqjwB7D1lzG
20. blind of deaf? - blind.480Please respect copyright.PENANAdfzie5TKhY
21. tea or coffee? - neither.480Please respect copyright.PENANAuX9savcFRI
what's your:480Please respect copyright.PENANAeRRqsp8BPH
22. age? - ninety-one.480Please respect copyright.PENANAmNRQfx1ejI
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.480Please respect copyright.PENANAct3Sd6HbWv
24. height? - 4'11.480Please respect copyright.PENANAF3D7FfhG8L
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.480Please respect copyright.PENANAjM7UXA1GIg
26. shoe size? - seven.480Please respect copyright.PENANABxeBlTIp3M
27. religion? - i'm not religious.480Please respect copyright.PENANACkJa4F6Yl1
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.480Please respect copyright.PENANACz6Sti3a3v
opinion on: 480Please respect copyright.PENANAQzfNkRiQHx
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...480Please respect copyright.PENANAbq1d1lukI1
30. second chances? - it depends.480Please respect copyright.PENANAaNjvClr8rY
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.480Please respect copyright.PENANATyhGYA0swg
32. abortion? - ew.480Please respect copyright.PENANADdHREm8hLj
33. a death penalty? - ew.480Please respect copyright.PENANAb7i4NlVgOU
34. marijuana? - i likes that.480Please respect copyright.PENANAVfIgRWUVfU
35. love? - what's love?480Please respect copyright.PENANAlNlui7rHch
do you:480Please respect copyright.PENANAdB1NM0YpbJ
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.480Please respect copyright.PENANAeRMrZS1YU3
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3480Please respect copyright.PENANA6fd248FMxr