
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory565Please respect copyright.PENANA5Va3HPnOHH
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 565Please respect copyright.PENANAIvphTlFfkV
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.565Please respect copyright.PENANApNdsijKfSN
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?565Please respect copyright.PENANAHlMWbUBPaL
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.565Please respect copyright.PENANAHx7b6N02RB
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.565Please respect copyright.PENANAenqAED9bwz
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.565Please respect copyright.PENANARGMhCwmJ7X
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.565Please respect copyright.PENANARzGULbDbIe
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?565Please respect copyright.PENANAUNVRksucsu
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.565Please respect copyright.PENANAyY8Fde400v
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.565Please respect copyright.PENANAuEpoWFLprs
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.565Please respect copyright.PENANA2LXxVIJDLX
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 565Please respect copyright.PENANAL1lAL9QfuV
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.565Please respect copyright.PENANAZF2RhgyyaR
girl bestie? - coco <3565Please respect copyright.PENANAk1VglvGnct
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.565Please respect copyright.PENANANVcd04ZykK
age? - seven years old.565Please respect copyright.PENANAzX8mESVZTq
last person i texted? - idfk.565Please respect copyright.PENANA4y0ln6ZIPs
last person i called? - probably my little brother.565Please respect copyright.PENANAFk1tYecPEi
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?565Please respect copyright.PENANAS3aMDlfeaY
random fact? - i like food.565Please respect copyright.PENANAfKIUY20C9Y
single or taken? - big, fat taken.565Please respect copyright.PENANAUG7tjk80bC
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.565Please respect copyright.PENANAYivrwOB3dW
first kiss? - bitch wtf?565Please respect copyright.PENANA6fx57Xn4tI
ever smoked? - nope.565Please respect copyright.PENANAvzZJUF6iYv
ever done drugs? - nope~565Please respect copyright.PENANAYqFLkkUp3c
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.565Please respect copyright.PENANAd86sfAujt2
longest relationship? - five and a half months.565Please respect copyright.PENANAGNsLwh0amC
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.565Please respect copyright.PENANAAmDuDyZBSC
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.565Please respect copyright.PENANAk4SqFzqrqp
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.565Please respect copyright.PENANA0vE5KgDa0Z
obsession? - kpop.565Please respect copyright.PENANAaujiOsGBgS
do you give second chances? - that depends.565Please respect copyright.PENANAeqpm9Iuj19
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?565Please respect copyright.PENANASDCRQCirrW
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.565Please respect copyright.PENANAPOXOhoaPLg
day or night? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANA6mWuOxVEWY
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAx2HRfnhCaP
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.565Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZzafVSXYU
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.565Please respect copyright.PENANAytbhoY2wkR
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.565Please respect copyright.PENANAUpbqbKHtRT
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.565Please respect copyright.PENANAGSh263fBor
favourite movie(s)? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAh7LlF4BqX2
current mood? - bored and tired.565Please respect copyright.PENANAhlw9BMmso9
jealous of? - a lot of things.565Please respect copyright.PENANAXCGKVMndGW
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.565Please respect copyright.PENANAmIFo54q0Xf
pets? - two dogs.565Please respect copyright.PENANARnuxIavEya
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.565Please respect copyright.PENANAWgWPC2F2fN
favourite number? - seven.565Please respect copyright.PENANAy15hPnRoXX
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.565Please respect copyright.PENANAob5BpCmysI
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.565Please respect copyright.PENANAxO2zEkgacq
afraid of the dark? - yes.565Please respect copyright.PENANAPeiCGAUxes
one wish? - to be happy for real.565Please respect copyright.PENANAeRqFIPEo2s
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?565Please respect copyright.PENANAYvPU9FmybR
~565Please respect copyright.PENANAhqAnEA1QL2
full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.565Please respect copyright.PENANAlPpPJzRFRk
age? - i'm still seven years old.565Please respect copyright.PENANA1XxceYkjUr
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.565Please respect copyright.PENANAT7h7mnTdLj
something you hate about yourself? - my body.565Please respect copyright.PENANANuyWbLhB0P
something you like about yourself? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAmMkyGYDZyK
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.565Please respect copyright.PENANAFYjeHAgAJw
favourite band? - bts.565Please respect copyright.PENANAOrFO3bWTs3
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!565Please respect copyright.PENANAU6v5AH6L9r
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.565Please respect copyright.PENANAPTda2zsDd5
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.565Please respect copyright.PENANA67XDxqIklx
girl crush? - emmi.565Please respect copyright.PENANATJGvgKiM7i
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.565Please respect copyright.PENANASSMcxC1vRP
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^565Please respect copyright.PENANABD0uderrSH
talents? - singing.565Please respect copyright.PENANAPoNwQNYvOL
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.565Please respect copyright.PENANAwCq6pyjvdK
someone i love? - emmi.565Please respect copyright.PENANAY8MOy57t8i
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.565Please respect copyright.PENANAFAQDKac8DY
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.565Please respect copyright.PENANAOjOZEFe0xw
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.565Please respect copyright.PENANA46kZt2cB5G
favourite animal? - dogs.565Please respect copyright.PENANA5vRfQnsXHq
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 565Please respect copyright.PENANAALOf5MHnhw
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.565Please respect copyright.PENANAbJOlMVpOyU
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.565Please respect copyright.PENANAZeCu6RPfEM
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.565Please respect copyright.PENANANkhsafrsuY
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.565Please respect copyright.PENANAbP6KLDbs1T
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 565Please respect copyright.PENANA3i7FwettYW
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.565Please respect copyright.PENANAG0gY7DrUg0
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.565Please respect copyright.PENANA3lZycTM9uL
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.565Please respect copyright.PENANAeapz2PHlOM
country? - i don't live on earth. 565Please respect copyright.PENANAWwN7s1roAZ
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.565Please respect copyright.PENANA9akprftqkK
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.565Please respect copyright.PENANAMqdtifdfY3
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.565Please respect copyright.PENANAih9LMg93Ji
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.565Please respect copyright.PENANAx6ygXCGntN
country with your favourite accent? - australia.565Please respect copyright.PENANAod5dXkbp5Q
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.565Please respect copyright.PENANAbaDIrWxBSX
dog or cat person? - both.565Please respect copyright.PENANAVUWqF2CrDy
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.565Please respect copyright.PENANAqNVbkMiLeM
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.565Please respect copyright.PENANAxVDV9geNC1
do you belive in God? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAP1Nk3m3Mi7
single or taken? - taken.565Please respect copyright.PENANAYAK3aXW6t5
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*565Please respect copyright.PENANAoOCTAmLWpW
birthday year? - 1930.565Please respect copyright.PENANAWBWTige8YR
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.565Please respect copyright.PENANAvNWNL5retX
age? - what's that?565Please respect copyright.PENANAOYkkporVcw
enthinicity? - african american.565Please respect copyright.PENANAuH9bWciqFT
tea or coffee? - neither.565Please respect copyright.PENANAzuw3jm39aO
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.565Please respect copyright.PENANA9cmxoYaRCd
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*565Please respect copyright.PENANAX63gb6l2Xp
favourite food? - ice cream.565Please respect copyright.PENANApl3wWMr6ij
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 565Please respect copyright.PENANAlAejaR2YG4
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.565Please respect copyright.PENANA8OpuraCinC
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.565Please respect copyright.PENANAIHwSHmm7Ib
favourite soda? - sprite.565Please respect copyright.PENANAFqtxYcYudd
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.565Please respect copyright.PENANAFa7B3Hh6lT
can you swim? - yes, wtf?565Please respect copyright.PENANAAnXTy2N9Kw
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.565Please respect copyright.PENANAgXsMR1B4wD
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.565Please respect copyright.PENANAB6o0MaDQDo
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.565Please respect copyright.PENANAvLSFBg0hXw
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.565Please respect copyright.PENANAd7QElf2KhS
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*565Please respect copyright.PENANAdy2uGX4YIF
apple or andriod? - apple.565Please respect copyright.PENANAa9sn836Y7R
best dessert? - mochi.565Please respect copyright.PENANAzsET5KMq60
~565Please respect copyright.PENANAfq7wTPWtAD
have you ever:565Please respect copyright.PENANA6iNwvLPE7L
1. skipped class? - yes.565Please respect copyright.PENANAVeGCk5CyNk
2. done drugs? - no.565Please respect copyright.PENANASDPzFOWdtQ
3. self-harmed? - yes.565Please respect copyright.PENANAMTpMDCDSO8
4. drank? - no.565Please respect copyright.PENANAi9s6Z5TWnN
5. shoplifted? - yes.565Please respect copyright.PENANAdEt6iw5MhT
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.565Please respect copyright.PENANAbUdPaayi1H
7. broken up with someone? - yes.565Please respect copyright.PENANABVG5RexEF3
what's your favourite:565Please respect copyright.PENANAVOynKD0Ast
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.565Please respect copyright.PENANA7gCLvDSHV8
9. movie? - break the silence.565Please respect copyright.PENANA3AgmqhMMIv
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.565Please respect copyright.PENANAHJsE36Nciz
11. artist? - bts.565Please respect copyright.PENANA4GBK763xqY
12. singer or band? - bts.565Please respect copyright.PENANA8TcAzzVBzY
13. memory? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAgz9qTwnGGo
14. book? - the cruel prince.565Please respect copyright.PENANA6BXo8dth4U
this or that:565Please respect copyright.PENANA3IPUO9C9DL
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.565Please respect copyright.PENANAK80TGKAdml
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.565Please respect copyright.PENANAYYvHpmXl1P
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.565Please respect copyright.PENANAp5oyBejqQz
18. movies or books? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAHfvEbOKpxz
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.565Please respect copyright.PENANAPO7RTzQhax
20. blind of deaf? - blind.565Please respect copyright.PENANAtwaX7P8Isg
21. tea or coffee? - neither.565Please respect copyright.PENANAIjoVWr6mbL
what's your:565Please respect copyright.PENANAzu9g00ZV19
22. age? - ninety-one.565Please respect copyright.PENANAzHMFcyBDu2
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.565Please respect copyright.PENANAmrbNTGblXL
24. height? - 4'11.565Please respect copyright.PENANA7OohCyJyAD
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.565Please respect copyright.PENANAyVV3OJN2hg
26. shoe size? - seven.565Please respect copyright.PENANAPU1nhZwxj7
27. religion? - i'm not religious.565Please respect copyright.PENANAqmlHXJc5lV
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.565Please respect copyright.PENANAHGuN4NS74k
opinion on: 565Please respect copyright.PENANAfzVE30dGTk
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...565Please respect copyright.PENANAIGZtTZyAJi
30. second chances? - it depends.565Please respect copyright.PENANAhhwxZHAv4e
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.565Please respect copyright.PENANAwEK3KxK8iu
32. abortion? - ew.565Please respect copyright.PENANAvKGha3dYJC
33. a death penalty? - ew.565Please respect copyright.PENANADMprZEzF91
34. marijuana? - i likes that.565Please respect copyright.PENANAIbnHH7cYnw
35. love? - what's love?565Please respect copyright.PENANADXdwpa3ozO
do you:565Please respect copyright.PENANAsjZ7CnEnFi
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.565Please respect copyright.PENANAXppXYYh5kD
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3565Please respect copyright.PENANAmmhk0cY4f9