
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory536Please respect copyright.PENANAk9GU6YG6h9
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 536Please respect copyright.PENANAOOIoLHZB35
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.536Please respect copyright.PENANAuK9nmJfqfh
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?536Please respect copyright.PENANA31Eq2rvgdd
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.536Please respect copyright.PENANAwM6MLaykEy
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.536Please respect copyright.PENANAybwsEDGZaW
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.536Please respect copyright.PENANAd5Qs2qxxNw
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.536Please respect copyright.PENANAFEmwvvXmuz
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?536Please respect copyright.PENANAXlfGafDO9Q
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.536Please respect copyright.PENANANBhHQriBTf
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.536Please respect copyright.PENANAtlOxUO3gBB
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.536Please respect copyright.PENANAyg83Iaqda7
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 536Please respect copyright.PENANALUhwPjlKIg
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.536Please respect copyright.PENANAQlSpQu07fT
girl bestie? - coco <3536Please respect copyright.PENANAM2nEk8upv3
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.536Please respect copyright.PENANAZCOqL6qXQV
age? - seven years old.536Please respect copyright.PENANAT9qgJNbK73
last person i texted? - idfk.536Please respect copyright.PENANAsEcY3cp3so
last person i called? - probably my little brother.536Please respect copyright.PENANAFyecM5R9ye
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?536Please respect copyright.PENANAe5qs23RXnX
random fact? - i like food.536Please respect copyright.PENANAydV2ezFLfS
single or taken? - big, fat taken.536Please respect copyright.PENANAYWOur4dXah
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.536Please respect copyright.PENANADY23Zz5Raz
first kiss? - bitch wtf?536Please respect copyright.PENANAp9tVmI2C4n
ever smoked? - nope.536Please respect copyright.PENANA0zX7QeLWrl
ever done drugs? - nope~536Please respect copyright.PENANAdiuwfDXSbC
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.536Please respect copyright.PENANARJUv5uDof9
longest relationship? - five and a half months.536Please respect copyright.PENANAmdnYoXtwXp
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.536Please respect copyright.PENANAQKPW0cGj5O
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.536Please respect copyright.PENANAB36UrzclM2
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.536Please respect copyright.PENANAXb0IpJWqAe
obsession? - kpop.536Please respect copyright.PENANAkwNNhylave
do you give second chances? - that depends.536Please respect copyright.PENANANBKjz7C4N6
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?536Please respect copyright.PENANA8oNQWQ9NWu
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.536Please respect copyright.PENANAPMJMUEuHhO
day or night? - idk.536Please respect copyright.PENANAhbMT6mkBB5
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.536Please respect copyright.PENANAkkShN4bS5f
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.536Please respect copyright.PENANAw8IzyAOzfZ
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.536Please respect copyright.PENANAQo2baIUXvV
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.536Please respect copyright.PENANAwWW3cOoh2v
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.536Please respect copyright.PENANA7M5mH44hST
favourite movie(s)? - idk.536Please respect copyright.PENANAaa9fX9dU3Q
current mood? - bored and tired.536Please respect copyright.PENANANgKZPPUyTp
jealous of? - a lot of things.536Please respect copyright.PENANADKMYiRYs7x
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.536Please respect copyright.PENANAiJvRDuVhCg
pets? - two dogs.536Please respect copyright.PENANA3F5hB6SpKI
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.536Please respect copyright.PENANAuZAji9UdYb
favourite number? - seven.536Please respect copyright.PENANAnaQVCGpy7j
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.536Please respect copyright.PENANAWjV9Ar7HnH
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.536Please respect copyright.PENANA66SZIRh9xu
afraid of the dark? - yes.536Please respect copyright.PENANAdWxSHJXdf3
one wish? - to be happy for real.536Please respect copyright.PENANAiEPrguROht
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?536Please respect copyright.PENANArGnIM2hS7u
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.536Please respect copyright.PENANAbYTvvZ71dU
age? - i'm still seven years old.536Please respect copyright.PENANAJEWfZDdvVl
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.536Please respect copyright.PENANAH218oFH5hd
something you hate about yourself? - my body.536Please respect copyright.PENANAmYW68Sr2Gw
something you like about yourself? - idk.536Please respect copyright.PENANAFK1dnBsTW3
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.536Please respect copyright.PENANA40LUoNCaNN
favourite band? - bts.536Please respect copyright.PENANARDD5TJA841
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!536Please respect copyright.PENANAIkvC1kTRBx
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.536Please respect copyright.PENANANTwnP9ppnE
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.536Please respect copyright.PENANAXqLZS3huM3
girl crush? - emmi.536Please respect copyright.PENANAfF6LsNmrp8
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.536Please respect copyright.PENANADtJ31C2Aie
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^536Please respect copyright.PENANAhCWrLFoi5g
talents? - singing.536Please respect copyright.PENANAi7sXfv0zjw
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.536Please respect copyright.PENANAe7oEjtmRhO
someone i love? - emmi.536Please respect copyright.PENANAquiM6ldgZA
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.536Please respect copyright.PENANAwZgOTGuOLk
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.536Please respect copyright.PENANACpaBUHMC3N
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.536Please respect copyright.PENANAHrX1yYipRY
favourite animal? - dogs.536Please respect copyright.PENANAgK3h2iYYgu
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 536Please respect copyright.PENANA6vLgYHijjO
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.536Please respect copyright.PENANAPTLpDfwJIG
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.536Please respect copyright.PENANAa8ICQ4PldD
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.536Please respect copyright.PENANAHMEGAvf5QR
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.536Please respect copyright.PENANA8NUF9KxWCp
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 536Please respect copyright.PENANAeooH6RC8Ib
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.536Please respect copyright.PENANAVFrIOSQS63
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.536Please respect copyright.PENANAaArZ7ZBbiY
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.536Please respect copyright.PENANA5ASA7v8R3D
country? - i don't live on earth. 536Please respect copyright.PENANAiYe4g0s08N
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.536Please respect copyright.PENANAcESIxWC88K
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.536Please respect copyright.PENANAL88mf6zFfZ
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.536Please respect copyright.PENANA8fYxP6OfGp
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.536Please respect copyright.PENANA6c8yOUO6RN
country with your favourite accent? - australia.536Please respect copyright.PENANAX8WMF4BfCn
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.536Please respect copyright.PENANAdCJh81AVsD
dog or cat person? - both.536Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ck8mYYDaz
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.536Please respect copyright.PENANA48AID8N2Ty
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.536Please respect copyright.PENANAzp9FHNJNaf
do you belive in God? - idk.536Please respect copyright.PENANAGelZQG1LqI
single or taken? - taken.536Please respect copyright.PENANA9D159FNdq8
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*536Please respect copyright.PENANALfRYmYZhQR
birthday year? - 1930.536Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZBEEMjLMx
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.536Please respect copyright.PENANAId0OPyvZGw
age? - what's that?536Please respect copyright.PENANAjR3bCg3Pba
enthinicity? - african american.536Please respect copyright.PENANAMoAJsXizuh
tea or coffee? - neither.536Please respect copyright.PENANACYhHpSKYUI
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.536Please respect copyright.PENANAp08I6hIXmR
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*536Please respect copyright.PENANAhd5n8E6AIN
favourite food? - ice cream.536Please respect copyright.PENANAB7A5eRNmQQ
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 536Please respect copyright.PENANAbMW9Toh6it
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.536Please respect copyright.PENANAp4SmgJt4Jx
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.536Please respect copyright.PENANAl5IWlJ24D8
favourite soda? - sprite.536Please respect copyright.PENANAh5vSZpHkVm
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.536Please respect copyright.PENANA0UfRQ8Qah4
can you swim? - yes, wtf?536Please respect copyright.PENANAzP8qW9DuUP
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.536Please respect copyright.PENANA0P1wVZswJV
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.536Please respect copyright.PENANA59X9iSvaFQ
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.536Please respect copyright.PENANAi2Du71SmXB
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.536Please respect copyright.PENANA0xPh8ZrsYZ
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*536Please respect copyright.PENANAlQ4x5wzkCZ
apple or andriod? - apple.536Please respect copyright.PENANA6IXxKekef0
best dessert? - mochi.536Please respect copyright.PENANAlKrqQrDzuj
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have you ever:536Please respect copyright.PENANA2V4vyn5C0O
1. skipped class? - yes.536Please respect copyright.PENANAua5Y0jqQGz
2. done drugs? - no.536Please respect copyright.PENANA3KDo7OfIhJ
3. self-harmed? - yes.536Please respect copyright.PENANAKgX0JC2PYX
4. drank? - no.536Please respect copyright.PENANAHapQPymJaM
5. shoplifted? - yes.536Please respect copyright.PENANAoLFNC7qxyW
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.536Please respect copyright.PENANAMgW96XsHdv
7. broken up with someone? - yes.536Please respect copyright.PENANAIIhsJ2LQF5
what's your favourite:536Please respect copyright.PENANAXsBZMOkT0j
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.536Please respect copyright.PENANAVjEQQ0k6sN
9. movie? - break the silence.536Please respect copyright.PENANAM6cTVkGhAD
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.536Please respect copyright.PENANAmc8BQcfakS
11. artist? - bts.536Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7XianM6Ic
12. singer or band? - bts.536Please respect copyright.PENANAOC8mSowhss
13. memory? - idk.536Please respect copyright.PENANAbcCIZ6RNXH
14. book? - the cruel prince.536Please respect copyright.PENANARSLDHfNnfm
this or that:536Please respect copyright.PENANALvrmc8Zl0e
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.536Please respect copyright.PENANAoiKdqwGnD6
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.536Please respect copyright.PENANAjpLL1hLYL5
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.536Please respect copyright.PENANAKrmUZVzQMa
18. movies or books? - idk.536Please respect copyright.PENANAMBAbgYeBKL
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.536Please respect copyright.PENANApH6jL8VclK
20. blind of deaf? - blind.536Please respect copyright.PENANA3JOsQeQKAA
21. tea or coffee? - neither.536Please respect copyright.PENANAx2piNGM2Z8
what's your:536Please respect copyright.PENANAvNBsnNut3L
22. age? - ninety-one.536Please respect copyright.PENANAte8PVnauoQ
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.536Please respect copyright.PENANASTAqHLSiUo
24. height? - 4'11.536Please respect copyright.PENANAQaJVWnHRnK
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.536Please respect copyright.PENANA8E3JMuCBdz
26. shoe size? - seven.536Please respect copyright.PENANAix2tKZZXVw
27. religion? - i'm not religious.536Please respect copyright.PENANAeO61KaOhmF
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.536Please respect copyright.PENANAH2fa8J15bl
opinion on: 536Please respect copyright.PENANAEuAioY5rOb
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...536Please respect copyright.PENANA50pye82iKR
30. second chances? - it depends.536Please respect copyright.PENANAHbc30oo9gr
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.536Please respect copyright.PENANA6jEdzbAHLw
32. abortion? - ew.536Please respect copyright.PENANA1Wa2y5Tjmb
33. a death penalty? - ew.536Please respect copyright.PENANARlnKgXuSwn
34. marijuana? - i likes that.536Please respect copyright.PENANAr2w2CBrKoM
35. love? - what's love?536Please respect copyright.PENANAj14e7HroXI
do you:536Please respect copyright.PENANAklwiI2a0I1
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.536Please respect copyright.PENANAoKGW1TS307
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3536Please respect copyright.PENANAhDaYejpX85