
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory470Please respect copyright.PENANAmDUo3nYQlI
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 470Please respect copyright.PENANAHsGkAvl7jt
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.470Please respect copyright.PENANAjdsudHIGzH
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?470Please respect copyright.PENANAYJdmldEhL4
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.470Please respect copyright.PENANAID2nfCk8Qx
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.470Please respect copyright.PENANA7rBjlBq1gy
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.470Please respect copyright.PENANAEe01uFrF2l
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.470Please respect copyright.PENANAZg9DyidQIV
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?470Please respect copyright.PENANAObKtyPpbki
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.470Please respect copyright.PENANAwGuH04xIqm
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.470Please respect copyright.PENANA07K0xu7D8u
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.470Please respect copyright.PENANAxX99alKeGJ
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 470Please respect copyright.PENANAwmbwsUMGpR
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.470Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8uYIxmqdC
girl bestie? - coco <3470Please respect copyright.PENANArPfEXMTLAk
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.470Please respect copyright.PENANA4oKt9emp7n
age? - seven years old.470Please respect copyright.PENANAvphYn51pfZ
last person i texted? - idfk.470Please respect copyright.PENANAmOhSy4BU0u
last person i called? - probably my little brother.470Please respect copyright.PENANA6X8wvYA3KG
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?470Please respect copyright.PENANAYCmroiVagR
random fact? - i like food.470Please respect copyright.PENANAB2HxLZ0nAt
single or taken? - big, fat taken.470Please respect copyright.PENANAk3gYOT0nVD
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.470Please respect copyright.PENANAQTFI6cpd0v
first kiss? - bitch wtf?470Please respect copyright.PENANAgd3GYYjKrD
ever smoked? - nope.470Please respect copyright.PENANAfm8wXenC3Q
ever done drugs? - nope~470Please respect copyright.PENANA0uFytDmVtw
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.470Please respect copyright.PENANAzQ1DB7mrk2
longest relationship? - five and a half months.470Please respect copyright.PENANAUVk7ybaWhQ
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.470Please respect copyright.PENANAE9QjBAvDcV
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.470Please respect copyright.PENANAIsxtEQbmb1
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.470Please respect copyright.PENANA75P4vDe7PO
obsession? - kpop.470Please respect copyright.PENANALax6Tv8LU1
do you give second chances? - that depends.470Please respect copyright.PENANAacmLWScY94
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?470Please respect copyright.PENANAZXogyF3Xkw
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.470Please respect copyright.PENANAKjyjhJeFVS
day or night? - idk.470Please respect copyright.PENANAirKFJdDqFG
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.470Please respect copyright.PENANA2Cb4l7KD4a
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.470Please respect copyright.PENANAtHsEE7THk2
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.470Please respect copyright.PENANAHzCrJNgsez
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.470Please respect copyright.PENANAgnPwSf0s1M
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.470Please respect copyright.PENANAKJvHjjiB1j
favourite movie(s)? - idk.470Please respect copyright.PENANAhvCm6M3eD0
current mood? - bored and tired.470Please respect copyright.PENANAfcj1avcesR
jealous of? - a lot of things.470Please respect copyright.PENANAyJwveT7Ogf
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.470Please respect copyright.PENANA0Y9WHtfLrW
pets? - two dogs.470Please respect copyright.PENANAZGsayFmvNd
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.470Please respect copyright.PENANAHFI91vpy1m
favourite number? - seven.470Please respect copyright.PENANALYWyiJJaFh
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.470Please respect copyright.PENANA1IiqUbn9F3
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.470Please respect copyright.PENANAMJb1hZknbD
afraid of the dark? - yes.470Please respect copyright.PENANApjFeXhmrUm
one wish? - to be happy for real.470Please respect copyright.PENANAbNp4dFzKuU
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?470Please respect copyright.PENANAItrGu1L3mc
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.470Please respect copyright.PENANA0G765Yplyf
age? - i'm still seven years old.470Please respect copyright.PENANAECDcXxDqTn
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.470Please respect copyright.PENANApcaUZqmKN9
something you hate about yourself? - my body.470Please respect copyright.PENANAyoieuHZE2B
something you like about yourself? - idk.470Please respect copyright.PENANAjhHwAN0duS
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.470Please respect copyright.PENANAKXe69RaqS8
favourite band? - bts.470Please respect copyright.PENANAOP4tHS62bd
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!470Please respect copyright.PENANAFvzlIEQkOJ
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.470Please respect copyright.PENANASZYyebeF1t
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.470Please respect copyright.PENANA5o5R0K7nse
girl crush? - emmi.470Please respect copyright.PENANAtsw1xOqlU5
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.470Please respect copyright.PENANAjQxB70ai5n
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^470Please respect copyright.PENANAGYq7i5WuhN
talents? - singing.470Please respect copyright.PENANAZc5JLVmtpe
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.470Please respect copyright.PENANADw3cTfxeZd
someone i love? - emmi.470Please respect copyright.PENANAycS85CGq1K
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.470Please respect copyright.PENANAes23gUzdh5
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.470Please respect copyright.PENANAeghr5kamr8
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.470Please respect copyright.PENANAoj2leCuLzX
favourite animal? - dogs.470Please respect copyright.PENANAx6JFt0cCPy
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 470Please respect copyright.PENANAT06vEEg943
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.470Please respect copyright.PENANAE6NyHBq2wf
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.470Please respect copyright.PENANAK6vxIh7epK
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.470Please respect copyright.PENANAOdLO6rJFis
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.470Please respect copyright.PENANAgqQ35VHl48
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 470Please respect copyright.PENANAojM4hvivuY
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.470Please respect copyright.PENANA7mlaFeJbhr
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.470Please respect copyright.PENANAQO7KfTDHWI
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.470Please respect copyright.PENANAAhQZhsMSbF
country? - i don't live on earth. 470Please respect copyright.PENANAMgBcJgGLoF
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.470Please respect copyright.PENANAE1vNEdBEqN
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.470Please respect copyright.PENANAGkwCXZ5w4I
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.470Please respect copyright.PENANAtar732HDdi
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.470Please respect copyright.PENANAgde3KIufoj
country with your favourite accent? - australia.470Please respect copyright.PENANA2Mpg3MvhIe
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.470Please respect copyright.PENANA76kGB2zgl1
dog or cat person? - both.470Please respect copyright.PENANAZs8IOyzCBL
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.470Please respect copyright.PENANAkXSwzBEjiv
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.470Please respect copyright.PENANAQaa9gX09Fh
do you belive in God? - idk.470Please respect copyright.PENANAQU4OGTxKmh
single or taken? - taken.470Please respect copyright.PENANA6wy67SaVzy
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*470Please respect copyright.PENANAAdpNYlZnjh
birthday year? - 1930.470Please respect copyright.PENANAS8aNpo7GBN
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.470Please respect copyright.PENANAm165GYY7c3
age? - what's that?470Please respect copyright.PENANA44udRzIkss
enthinicity? - african american.470Please respect copyright.PENANA0oYqQLSz3N
tea or coffee? - neither.470Please respect copyright.PENANAMAljMCfUz6
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.470Please respect copyright.PENANAVoDX1dEisj
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*470Please respect copyright.PENANAsV0npgmMlO
favourite food? - ice cream.470Please respect copyright.PENANAohwVcokZRD
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 470Please respect copyright.PENANASLQOOeQeb5
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.470Please respect copyright.PENANAsZNmeKbVvA
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.470Please respect copyright.PENANAzSzDaaUMfB
favourite soda? - sprite.470Please respect copyright.PENANA7izSNS2MPs
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.470Please respect copyright.PENANAoOkutZtOLz
can you swim? - yes, wtf?470Please respect copyright.PENANASSOsAl51w4
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.470Please respect copyright.PENANAoSd9UZ3Sds
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.470Please respect copyright.PENANATwJLLRVkJ1
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.470Please respect copyright.PENANAwJA0YmO3wY
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.470Please respect copyright.PENANALih7uhrtmT
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*470Please respect copyright.PENANA8paoXXy3EH
apple or andriod? - apple.470Please respect copyright.PENANA4V4PKQUzuT
best dessert? - mochi.470Please respect copyright.PENANAD4TG1CahLI
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have you ever:470Please respect copyright.PENANAUqU5tf7xxm
1. skipped class? - yes.470Please respect copyright.PENANAIAq9CsmfVj
2. done drugs? - no.470Please respect copyright.PENANA5zJHL3gAag
3. self-harmed? - yes.470Please respect copyright.PENANAg5sDHD6w6e
4. drank? - no.470Please respect copyright.PENANAWKqd5tBgWY
5. shoplifted? - yes.470Please respect copyright.PENANAjwwOqL61L9
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.470Please respect copyright.PENANAE6tfzEJ3fu
7. broken up with someone? - yes.470Please respect copyright.PENANAxwVNYhYbxJ
what's your favourite:470Please respect copyright.PENANA8OJsLvM4mR
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.470Please respect copyright.PENANAviLzqNcoUe
9. movie? - break the silence.470Please respect copyright.PENANAnG5E0YweTy
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.470Please respect copyright.PENANAC0siCNUZKM
11. artist? - bts.470Please respect copyright.PENANAaWFk2TceMG
12. singer or band? - bts.470Please respect copyright.PENANAem8NBjYtnd
13. memory? - idk.470Please respect copyright.PENANAoFW0lv4X1w
14. book? - the cruel prince.470Please respect copyright.PENANAzRDEFrJn1g
this or that:470Please respect copyright.PENANAz8elbUro9t
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.470Please respect copyright.PENANAfiwRIXc71W
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.470Please respect copyright.PENANAtEqrmc4sUC
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.470Please respect copyright.PENANA7Lt41tNtZx
18. movies or books? - idk.470Please respect copyright.PENANAEbkCG4YEtH
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.470Please respect copyright.PENANAuq4jY3Olsg
20. blind of deaf? - blind.470Please respect copyright.PENANA3lwRquPAoS
21. tea or coffee? - neither.470Please respect copyright.PENANAjqbwVS5Ro8
what's your:470Please respect copyright.PENANAsuofeDjqtz
22. age? - ninety-one.470Please respect copyright.PENANALVjkIGuzUJ
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.470Please respect copyright.PENANAymQDDLJaEU
24. height? - 4'11.470Please respect copyright.PENANAeiundAtpha
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.470Please respect copyright.PENANAKQn5l8KWRI
26. shoe size? - seven.470Please respect copyright.PENANA8nXidePeA7
27. religion? - i'm not religious.470Please respect copyright.PENANAGNYUo4s8Wu
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.470Please respect copyright.PENANAyMh4N9mMzc
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...470Please respect copyright.PENANAYaAvBeePlT
30. second chances? - it depends.470Please respect copyright.PENANAbOj5MeLtsz
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.470Please respect copyright.PENANATA3mWSb4jM
32. abortion? - ew.470Please respect copyright.PENANAgnDnIf0prx
33. a death penalty? - ew.470Please respect copyright.PENANANW07uRqTyB
34. marijuana? - i likes that.470Please respect copyright.PENANASVJonNHzhm
35. love? - what's love?470Please respect copyright.PENANALdqGrTQryv
do you:470Please respect copyright.PENANAbuWDnvkW4k
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.470Please respect copyright.PENANARueMYMtg4s
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3470Please respect copyright.PENANANrAQauNTeX