
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory473Please respect copyright.PENANAsc6ZezXof2
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 473Please respect copyright.PENANA5QhklhPpfO
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.473Please respect copyright.PENANA8kFO03kv0Y
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?473Please respect copyright.PENANAdRqLcNqNQ1
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.473Please respect copyright.PENANAlJp39XqmOr
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.473Please respect copyright.PENANAr3YoMYlRUp
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.473Please respect copyright.PENANAzj8ZHq71bh
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.473Please respect copyright.PENANAAh8PZxQsdv
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?473Please respect copyright.PENANA8gNfbhSOqs
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.473Please respect copyright.PENANAXkgSxz1w23
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.473Please respect copyright.PENANAzEE53Mus9n
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.473Please respect copyright.PENANALk56bkTK3u
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 473Please respect copyright.PENANAgFuQ8y33XP
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.473Please respect copyright.PENANAVknggwXcIX
girl bestie? - coco <3473Please respect copyright.PENANACiFXNddNER
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.473Please respect copyright.PENANAO37WGsprWS
age? - seven years old.473Please respect copyright.PENANAp2xab2hE9O
last person i texted? - idfk.473Please respect copyright.PENANA8PTJ4L3moE
last person i called? - probably my little brother.473Please respect copyright.PENANAza2oMv3Ly1
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?473Please respect copyright.PENANAUDLyzMvitp
random fact? - i like food.473Please respect copyright.PENANAzAOVOgzPnl
single or taken? - big, fat taken.473Please respect copyright.PENANALDvgkFHoZQ
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.473Please respect copyright.PENANAg3N4hxxzZq
first kiss? - bitch wtf?473Please respect copyright.PENANAfBNAPBnoKc
ever smoked? - nope.473Please respect copyright.PENANASMsQgT8RMp
ever done drugs? - nope~473Please respect copyright.PENANAb4TVgIO7yl
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.473Please respect copyright.PENANAf8HUNlmaU2
longest relationship? - five and a half months.473Please respect copyright.PENANACwa4Ux4oKm
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.473Please respect copyright.PENANAiSTuCb8YVo
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.473Please respect copyright.PENANAA3ZABgndp2
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.473Please respect copyright.PENANAfmUEYTaG6R
obsession? - kpop.473Please respect copyright.PENANAHZXXAjZmzT
do you give second chances? - that depends.473Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ4htkZ0c5
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?473Please respect copyright.PENANAAd0J0Oad67
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.473Please respect copyright.PENANA6NlTLN9z6D
day or night? - idk.473Please respect copyright.PENANASaVTyFRXBs
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.473Please respect copyright.PENANA6cLzqhIhEc
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.473Please respect copyright.PENANAzbvr5AYQ9M
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.473Please respect copyright.PENANAGFdMDJxZ5G
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.473Please respect copyright.PENANAgNo7zaH3qq
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.473Please respect copyright.PENANA8FnDv7DmtV
favourite movie(s)? - idk.473Please respect copyright.PENANAV93wMg7gpW
current mood? - bored and tired.473Please respect copyright.PENANAaqJ4uclMrm
jealous of? - a lot of things.473Please respect copyright.PENANAZXKFA2fJ4h
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.473Please respect copyright.PENANA9Nr23zju7G
pets? - two dogs.473Please respect copyright.PENANACgj80UF0fm
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.473Please respect copyright.PENANAPkHpMpxyFD
favourite number? - seven.473Please respect copyright.PENANAzL04Eq93FC
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.473Please respect copyright.PENANAgXWag46t2c
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.473Please respect copyright.PENANAKafamlu1OQ
afraid of the dark? - yes.473Please respect copyright.PENANA1AGB4rB2mL
one wish? - to be happy for real.473Please respect copyright.PENANAJu53Qn70HS
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?473Please respect copyright.PENANALxejciMDv1
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.473Please respect copyright.PENANAtAtalthKE0
age? - i'm still seven years old.473Please respect copyright.PENANADqHgJTsBK0
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.473Please respect copyright.PENANA7gt2Jj9OEs
something you hate about yourself? - my body.473Please respect copyright.PENANAp8dSTf3Z15
something you like about yourself? - idk.473Please respect copyright.PENANA3sKb60zZ2I
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.473Please respect copyright.PENANAnPuA7g0aWo
favourite band? - bts.473Please respect copyright.PENANATbcjcsbtuI
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!473Please respect copyright.PENANAoh7uktPJDv
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.473Please respect copyright.PENANArL4xvHlFL9
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.473Please respect copyright.PENANAikowfndSL7
girl crush? - emmi.473Please respect copyright.PENANAmz0RUOikR1
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.473Please respect copyright.PENANAByUZOW35uw
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^473Please respect copyright.PENANAAYcZwPxrF0
talents? - singing.473Please respect copyright.PENANAGDR7lQAoMj
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.473Please respect copyright.PENANACckNkCPRus
someone i love? - emmi.473Please respect copyright.PENANAriI10gq652
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.473Please respect copyright.PENANANLaufIvHIz
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.473Please respect copyright.PENANANf7zAOYycl
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.473Please respect copyright.PENANAeoIjzc9lda
favourite animal? - dogs.473Please respect copyright.PENANArL8sSrzrOH
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 473Please respect copyright.PENANA9IMgXdt5pn
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.473Please respect copyright.PENANAHUFV5CCDE2
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.473Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y2fNfPRI6
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.473Please respect copyright.PENANAxVBtRlRZxr
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.473Please respect copyright.PENANAZQBWAHQ8zQ
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 473Please respect copyright.PENANAEMas7LkOMb
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.473Please respect copyright.PENANALOgv8VPKdN
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.473Please respect copyright.PENANAQtBqWFG3k5
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.473Please respect copyright.PENANAZteh8LWiaw
country? - i don't live on earth. 473Please respect copyright.PENANAurCR5WvIyJ
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.473Please respect copyright.PENANAvdIfw0XRrF
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.473Please respect copyright.PENANAt3A0oz1FEy
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.473Please respect copyright.PENANA2lzTa2T636
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.473Please respect copyright.PENANArak68wlqTF
country with your favourite accent? - australia.473Please respect copyright.PENANAGl6K2xxhxi
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.473Please respect copyright.PENANAfXPmZgSuU5
dog or cat person? - both.473Please respect copyright.PENANAaf95ckcOOm
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.473Please respect copyright.PENANAiNbwWA4Y7v
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.473Please respect copyright.PENANATEr6xOLvQW
do you belive in God? - idk.473Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6I7Wa8ftx
single or taken? - taken.473Please respect copyright.PENANAdGzlaDcJmn
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*473Please respect copyright.PENANA3CtC3VBIg3
birthday year? - 1930.473Please respect copyright.PENANAoIzhKoK2Kt
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.473Please respect copyright.PENANAeJbWwQiReX
age? - what's that?473Please respect copyright.PENANA57LcGhHLHw
enthinicity? - african american.473Please respect copyright.PENANARJ1kU6F5SW
tea or coffee? - neither.473Please respect copyright.PENANAk8t5jwAQCA
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.473Please respect copyright.PENANAX994F7WtqX
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*473Please respect copyright.PENANA9KlFTslflC
favourite food? - ice cream.473Please respect copyright.PENANAMOh6s2y4mF
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 473Please respect copyright.PENANAaQSOKYVmy8
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.473Please respect copyright.PENANA6byY9nYNw2
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.473Please respect copyright.PENANAUzKIALa47M
favourite soda? - sprite.473Please respect copyright.PENANAAyRla6hy38
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.473Please respect copyright.PENANAyGnbljinxm
can you swim? - yes, wtf?473Please respect copyright.PENANAP47nctM1Sm
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.473Please respect copyright.PENANATsxhvxjM2o
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.473Please respect copyright.PENANA2qa9CWcERZ
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.473Please respect copyright.PENANAV0DHHEGFg4
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.473Please respect copyright.PENANAf28bYHiIOp
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*473Please respect copyright.PENANAZngvQLJeFc
apple or andriod? - apple.473Please respect copyright.PENANAlZDOtwewfr
best dessert? - mochi.473Please respect copyright.PENANASYPzmOqL0c
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have you ever:473Please respect copyright.PENANAR5Kkgb4PLB
1. skipped class? - yes.473Please respect copyright.PENANAQwi4PymVdp
2. done drugs? - no.473Please respect copyright.PENANAA1z30PbkyN
3. self-harmed? - yes.473Please respect copyright.PENANAlckMu1XL6W
4. drank? - no.473Please respect copyright.PENANA4PApFk9Mwy
5. shoplifted? - yes.473Please respect copyright.PENANAqmldDBbCVC
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.473Please respect copyright.PENANA714gAHCBpD
7. broken up with someone? - yes.473Please respect copyright.PENANAfOdFUfOa0L
what's your favourite:473Please respect copyright.PENANA1ec6eE4SID
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.473Please respect copyright.PENANAyM9ZDEi9Uh
9. movie? - break the silence.473Please respect copyright.PENANAxl6Bo5SZNG
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.473Please respect copyright.PENANAwEpjeCmmNH
11. artist? - bts.473Please respect copyright.PENANAiDWymfrfk7
12. singer or band? - bts.473Please respect copyright.PENANAR1fHvOGTJy
13. memory? - idk.473Please respect copyright.PENANAYZfk6HUFrk
14. book? - the cruel prince.473Please respect copyright.PENANAEggFAZym3D
this or that:473Please respect copyright.PENANAiInWw5JfxG
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.473Please respect copyright.PENANAFlCZQg0KIS
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.473Please respect copyright.PENANAOd0OOBFafk
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.473Please respect copyright.PENANAYFikooXzB3
18. movies or books? - idk.473Please respect copyright.PENANA4j7UPCpxGV
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.473Please respect copyright.PENANAmYx52JoSqi
20. blind of deaf? - blind.473Please respect copyright.PENANAGlgg1y6w0r
21. tea or coffee? - neither.473Please respect copyright.PENANA61e8bcGx6E
what's your:473Please respect copyright.PENANACimAJnq13F
22. age? - ninety-one.473Please respect copyright.PENANAnldCDwoxGb
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.473Please respect copyright.PENANAH9oeM48xzD
24. height? - 4'11.473Please respect copyright.PENANA1OiiRubI1j
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.473Please respect copyright.PENANA7hZEHcFEkM
26. shoe size? - seven.473Please respect copyright.PENANA2TuSz4WHKY
27. religion? - i'm not religious.473Please respect copyright.PENANAioECxBmT36
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.473Please respect copyright.PENANAE44BYW3UTm
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...473Please respect copyright.PENANAPQlAnxEk7h
30. second chances? - it depends.473Please respect copyright.PENANAmchNA8lgft
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.473Please respect copyright.PENANAvyADI1aOAX
32. abortion? - ew.473Please respect copyright.PENANAUKTcdkIqIm
33. a death penalty? - ew.473Please respect copyright.PENANAkOUfrBHH2L
34. marijuana? - i likes that.473Please respect copyright.PENANAwCEEcqeSEf
35. love? - what's love?473Please respect copyright.PENANAi0cPun0ebM
do you:473Please respect copyright.PENANAOGqckpcAR9
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.473Please respect copyright.PENANA1G8mnKu3R0
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3473Please respect copyright.PENANAS8uyI3aNHr