
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory479Please respect copyright.PENANAAm9qT18G2P
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 479Please respect copyright.PENANARysooxla0l
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.479Please respect copyright.PENANAyIyAdw78n2
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?479Please respect copyright.PENANAbhrs5eIdDP
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.479Please respect copyright.PENANAz4K5jgqtAQ
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.479Please respect copyright.PENANACVes6xH5oT
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.479Please respect copyright.PENANADp3jdFZElB
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.479Please respect copyright.PENANALo31C52zSt
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?479Please respect copyright.PENANAuwkD7YLjsK
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.479Please respect copyright.PENANAaJDITaEZim
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.479Please respect copyright.PENANAOMI4bgVV9J
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.479Please respect copyright.PENANACaLM1ewrPY
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 479Please respect copyright.PENANALxpHNTjwmx
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.479Please respect copyright.PENANAPZWVzsTQQm
girl bestie? - coco <3479Please respect copyright.PENANAEQ1KG4NSN9
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.479Please respect copyright.PENANAYX3DMIKwDD
age? - seven years old.479Please respect copyright.PENANAbXfoIcwxkC
last person i texted? - idfk.479Please respect copyright.PENANAkGGTCfDDNT
last person i called? - probably my little brother.479Please respect copyright.PENANAfRfxU7PYrE
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?479Please respect copyright.PENANAph0aPL3py0
random fact? - i like food.479Please respect copyright.PENANAhAd05GhiE3
single or taken? - big, fat taken.479Please respect copyright.PENANAKRDVaqgHXQ
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.479Please respect copyright.PENANAW9za4QgY5q
first kiss? - bitch wtf?479Please respect copyright.PENANA7RjwcqbiuV
ever smoked? - nope.479Please respect copyright.PENANAOn5yws07u8
ever done drugs? - nope~479Please respect copyright.PENANAsMVchF6m3X
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.479Please respect copyright.PENANA2T3k7yUFYq
longest relationship? - five and a half months.479Please respect copyright.PENANA7gHd1MeaDM
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.479Please respect copyright.PENANAXEAss4JHcW
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.479Please respect copyright.PENANA3gNDG4xCzN
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.479Please respect copyright.PENANAdJLxWc1HYp
obsession? - kpop.479Please respect copyright.PENANAFUpj6xmZTh
do you give second chances? - that depends.479Please respect copyright.PENANAtCwgH52U8G
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?479Please respect copyright.PENANAFnbwB96qZ2
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.479Please respect copyright.PENANACUXdyWfInF
day or night? - idk.479Please respect copyright.PENANA9P1bCI6Gk5
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.479Please respect copyright.PENANAMl2uTojlIU
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.479Please respect copyright.PENANAF1VT2a3CK3
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.479Please respect copyright.PENANAEYG5p96g7d
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.479Please respect copyright.PENANAQ794xLmsJG
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.479Please respect copyright.PENANA7GrUghnLo0
favourite movie(s)? - idk.479Please respect copyright.PENANAz4o3hCl2BK
current mood? - bored and tired.479Please respect copyright.PENANAJLrv1W2WU2
jealous of? - a lot of things.479Please respect copyright.PENANArge4Xd5aqS
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.479Please respect copyright.PENANAgqcb1fDMjA
pets? - two dogs.479Please respect copyright.PENANAi4ArrqitqR
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.479Please respect copyright.PENANAkPX0OB6rOJ
favourite number? - seven.479Please respect copyright.PENANAlwgv6DweHB
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.479Please respect copyright.PENANAi0dDGoJUeN
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.479Please respect copyright.PENANABltIY7KygF
afraid of the dark? - yes.479Please respect copyright.PENANAItSYN9hrnV
one wish? - to be happy for real.479Please respect copyright.PENANALrvyXfST1T
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?479Please respect copyright.PENANAoXje3Cj1gF
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.479Please respect copyright.PENANA75BLWBHskR
age? - i'm still seven years old.479Please respect copyright.PENANApvt3nG6pfL
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.479Please respect copyright.PENANA3jtxB93Su3
something you hate about yourself? - my body.479Please respect copyright.PENANAiHXFd1vhY2
something you like about yourself? - idk.479Please respect copyright.PENANAzstkqeEv4E
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.479Please respect copyright.PENANAoAJTtVus0p
favourite band? - bts.479Please respect copyright.PENANApFo1l2iST1
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!479Please respect copyright.PENANAKmJT05EELn
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.479Please respect copyright.PENANA7XZbEWUZ66
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.479Please respect copyright.PENANAcW9Rl79yGW
girl crush? - emmi.479Please respect copyright.PENANAg0BD8iZve3
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.479Please respect copyright.PENANA2DyR5thtrN
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^479Please respect copyright.PENANAEDiR1KiMqT
talents? - singing.479Please respect copyright.PENANAnWXnWE9r3A
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.479Please respect copyright.PENANA5t0F9WHR2r
someone i love? - emmi.479Please respect copyright.PENANA0yBEPEdN0o
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.479Please respect copyright.PENANA1fwjEEUbDg
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.479Please respect copyright.PENANAD6mMsCBRQr
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.479Please respect copyright.PENANACRGLVuKGdo
favourite animal? - dogs.479Please respect copyright.PENANAml7OD3vffI
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 479Please respect copyright.PENANAEP5LUjXXL0
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.479Please respect copyright.PENANA8jOy7SqJz4
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.479Please respect copyright.PENANAbtryCTeFbO
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.479Please respect copyright.PENANATNge2xgTZX
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.479Please respect copyright.PENANAzkC9y3AyZJ
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 479Please respect copyright.PENANAweuZ9sNcTh
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.479Please respect copyright.PENANAcq2YSwG4tX
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.479Please respect copyright.PENANAwpKviriS2u
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.479Please respect copyright.PENANA1WPFUoWbb4
country? - i don't live on earth. 479Please respect copyright.PENANA9rq88XQYg6
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.479Please respect copyright.PENANAIS3QEEYXRA
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.479Please respect copyright.PENANAMpUUme1Ac9
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.479Please respect copyright.PENANArdw8kYQzTn
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.479Please respect copyright.PENANAGr7OUG0IJe
country with your favourite accent? - australia.479Please respect copyright.PENANAD0aRbdTB8B
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.479Please respect copyright.PENANAaLkNMuG30M
dog or cat person? - both.479Please respect copyright.PENANAaRi0LioEtY
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.479Please respect copyright.PENANAkrFrvJzko2
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.479Please respect copyright.PENANAQwpFjiEjAK
do you belive in God? - idk.479Please respect copyright.PENANAHzwO6Nnbp1
single or taken? - taken.479Please respect copyright.PENANAyEVz11LDd3
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*479Please respect copyright.PENANA06s6gBuYyU
birthday year? - 1930.479Please respect copyright.PENANAB280L2lsem
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.479Please respect copyright.PENANAv6Ou34it5j
age? - what's that?479Please respect copyright.PENANAzr6yvvitdX
enthinicity? - african american.479Please respect copyright.PENANAHRvV40zkxW
tea or coffee? - neither.479Please respect copyright.PENANAKAfwcx6L3G
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.479Please respect copyright.PENANA5u99AiaE5q
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*479Please respect copyright.PENANA9dLyiOmWCb
favourite food? - ice cream.479Please respect copyright.PENANA67uJHx9Wv7
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 479Please respect copyright.PENANAmU4Q083jWb
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.479Please respect copyright.PENANA6WTyX37AkH
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.479Please respect copyright.PENANAMaelPWZbSu
favourite soda? - sprite.479Please respect copyright.PENANA8j8I6AsbK5
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.479Please respect copyright.PENANANPF3miKy7s
can you swim? - yes, wtf?479Please respect copyright.PENANA1dIXOvXT7B
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.479Please respect copyright.PENANAxgD20Qf092
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.479Please respect copyright.PENANAAAWGt8vtB5
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.479Please respect copyright.PENANAkKK0kaGdMI
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.479Please respect copyright.PENANAkfauPafK7F
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*479Please respect copyright.PENANAOvfe4NSNX6
apple or andriod? - apple.479Please respect copyright.PENANAWVrghGWxZA
best dessert? - mochi.479Please respect copyright.PENANAng9kBiCpqS
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have you ever:479Please respect copyright.PENANA2hF8mmeAaz
1. skipped class? - yes.479Please respect copyright.PENANAsoXuaQs25f
2. done drugs? - no.479Please respect copyright.PENANACPle3RRAqM
3. self-harmed? - yes.479Please respect copyright.PENANAtHAFyWajo9
4. drank? - no.479Please respect copyright.PENANAPmwHTI7ssJ
5. shoplifted? - yes.479Please respect copyright.PENANAehhMB49CIG
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.479Please respect copyright.PENANAsWIvbypS6w
7. broken up with someone? - yes.479Please respect copyright.PENANA2KIIKawq2n
what's your favourite:479Please respect copyright.PENANAEbkpFkAYEM
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.479Please respect copyright.PENANApuKwprOvpX
9. movie? - break the silence.479Please respect copyright.PENANAqVRlFONBb0
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.479Please respect copyright.PENANAQ17t3HUKq7
11. artist? - bts.479Please respect copyright.PENANANtcqRi7DBU
12. singer or band? - bts.479Please respect copyright.PENANAZJuVfJianO
13. memory? - idk.479Please respect copyright.PENANAUwSlcpANtR
14. book? - the cruel prince.479Please respect copyright.PENANAYI60HEgZMk
this or that:479Please respect copyright.PENANAnjhxtGxgVi
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.479Please respect copyright.PENANAnXv1JlbkAn
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.479Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9JoMMUiR2
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.479Please respect copyright.PENANAaPSuUQ9FJO
18. movies or books? - idk.479Please respect copyright.PENANAy1W17IxMo0
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.479Please respect copyright.PENANAPPp6qWxG1k
20. blind of deaf? - blind.479Please respect copyright.PENANAWBh3tOt53E
21. tea or coffee? - neither.479Please respect copyright.PENANAoprL7B0G0x
what's your:479Please respect copyright.PENANAuEsuH4WhdR
22. age? - ninety-one.479Please respect copyright.PENANAU93WPOP3GU
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.479Please respect copyright.PENANAnMyQC0bamT
24. height? - 4'11.479Please respect copyright.PENANAlAwZqd2jfk
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.479Please respect copyright.PENANAWvC9Ux9HUs
26. shoe size? - seven.479Please respect copyright.PENANA4gHMyvqPxA
27. religion? - i'm not religious.479Please respect copyright.PENANAwjRkN9kGOX
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.479Please respect copyright.PENANAM2XZOuz2ho
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...479Please respect copyright.PENANAM9JGalQdEY
30. second chances? - it depends.479Please respect copyright.PENANAa0rgeT6At1
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.479Please respect copyright.PENANAzcX5e0Zo5G
32. abortion? - ew.479Please respect copyright.PENANAE17PTPLcq2
33. a death penalty? - ew.479Please respect copyright.PENANAHe5e3An3dH
34. marijuana? - i likes that.479Please respect copyright.PENANA3Q9ExhDiuy
35. love? - what's love?479Please respect copyright.PENANAnpnjfsYu5m
do you:479Please respect copyright.PENANAzJSmSejFGD
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.479Please respect copyright.PENANA2DptI3XAg5
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3479Please respect copyright.PENANAZQzg8OyJCa