
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory564Please respect copyright.PENANAhZ6KG5Zont
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 564Please respect copyright.PENANAkw0c45OJuX
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.564Please respect copyright.PENANA0VeqRiDZh9
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?564Please respect copyright.PENANAlacIj6nQZR
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.564Please respect copyright.PENANAouGDfS93eZ
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.564Please respect copyright.PENANANfD2Tiwwr0
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.564Please respect copyright.PENANAv9sJtFxk57
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.564Please respect copyright.PENANAnmxiXch4iz
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?564Please respect copyright.PENANA1zNBaAEDZJ
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.564Please respect copyright.PENANALMprBP2aQt
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.564Please respect copyright.PENANAKja3XK9URP
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.564Please respect copyright.PENANAI6GlqY04A4
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 564Please respect copyright.PENANAh4hP1gWU6I
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.564Please respect copyright.PENANAhPseoZuFZJ
girl bestie? - coco <3564Please respect copyright.PENANAgnN0cNvZ5t
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.564Please respect copyright.PENANAxnqGVQAzxB
age? - seven years old.564Please respect copyright.PENANAq3uk8Nk4lu
last person i texted? - idfk.564Please respect copyright.PENANATjvNV4MMEs
last person i called? - probably my little brother.564Please respect copyright.PENANAvyc3X3k4m3
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?564Please respect copyright.PENANANcG32QbtV5
random fact? - i like food.564Please respect copyright.PENANATbj76hfDuy
single or taken? - big, fat taken.564Please respect copyright.PENANAhElUGenDOa
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.564Please respect copyright.PENANAmmBZu3O3iN
first kiss? - bitch wtf?564Please respect copyright.PENANAvjzjQGTnsg
ever smoked? - nope.564Please respect copyright.PENANAuZDgLFJvTu
ever done drugs? - nope~564Please respect copyright.PENANAlc5ZPPoOND
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.564Please respect copyright.PENANApKYOJxhm4V
longest relationship? - five and a half months.564Please respect copyright.PENANA0rRL1I3pON
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.564Please respect copyright.PENANA7x6JMJkOR8
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.564Please respect copyright.PENANAJrnbvwe7sm
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.564Please respect copyright.PENANAbOenVZ8HpU
obsession? - kpop.564Please respect copyright.PENANAOqyEym5deb
do you give second chances? - that depends.564Please respect copyright.PENANAzfU1VuI261
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?564Please respect copyright.PENANA8HuGnpOiuK
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.564Please respect copyright.PENANAeiRaWk9TGg
day or night? - idk.564Please respect copyright.PENANAa0ayW14PLC
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.564Please respect copyright.PENANAjkikaFFEXD
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.564Please respect copyright.PENANAWWYBUVz6Y0
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.564Please respect copyright.PENANAPKwG2emop6
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.564Please respect copyright.PENANAy2rZrAUp22
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.564Please respect copyright.PENANAZwE5nLQAKi
favourite movie(s)? - idk.564Please respect copyright.PENANAAQisLwZu7D
current mood? - bored and tired.564Please respect copyright.PENANAl7tAGi8yAt
jealous of? - a lot of things.564Please respect copyright.PENANAnrg1AbE09y
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.564Please respect copyright.PENANAWWny0pq8DB
pets? - two dogs.564Please respect copyright.PENANADxQeVJeHlF
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.564Please respect copyright.PENANApljRW0imQS
favourite number? - seven.564Please respect copyright.PENANA5Uxp7OYwhC
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.564Please respect copyright.PENANABE8YQnuWW5
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.564Please respect copyright.PENANAOsEdtuYDjC
afraid of the dark? - yes.564Please respect copyright.PENANA61DQwnbZvu
one wish? - to be happy for real.564Please respect copyright.PENANAza4D3XOVow
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?564Please respect copyright.PENANAxTeudZqnLp
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.564Please respect copyright.PENANA0SogVeOro9
age? - i'm still seven years old.564Please respect copyright.PENANAWhT0IocNNK
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.564Please respect copyright.PENANANVfWOcK882
something you hate about yourself? - my body.564Please respect copyright.PENANAu5vn83iph9
something you like about yourself? - idk.564Please respect copyright.PENANAawqUtX8sqL
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.564Please respect copyright.PENANA6GflpyY0Rh
favourite band? - bts.564Please respect copyright.PENANAtDG1MJJ5s2
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!564Please respect copyright.PENANAFbe84yxPcx
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.564Please respect copyright.PENANAx3MhN9dSI4
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.564Please respect copyright.PENANAehEpZPzjcx
girl crush? - emmi.564Please respect copyright.PENANA2hP89UX679
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.564Please respect copyright.PENANASK7vrJh6y4
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^564Please respect copyright.PENANAj0Ie8avl9m
talents? - singing.564Please respect copyright.PENANAHBNY4qsTBo
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.564Please respect copyright.PENANAsYjGKa3Goc
someone i love? - emmi.564Please respect copyright.PENANAatJJ4LqroP
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.564Please respect copyright.PENANA3J6SmUt8ZX
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.564Please respect copyright.PENANA1hDLDBh5ND
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.564Please respect copyright.PENANAIoPclducOn
favourite animal? - dogs.564Please respect copyright.PENANA1KEXoqE2tP
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 564Please respect copyright.PENANAD463kbqLTn
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.564Please respect copyright.PENANA6RJ7TPhQjb
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.564Please respect copyright.PENANAOdd7gfIcKX
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.564Please respect copyright.PENANAiYvWLnSeXB
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.564Please respect copyright.PENANA0x8tg9nQzO
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 564Please respect copyright.PENANAEvV459okQW
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.564Please respect copyright.PENANAyFRfRfqqfC
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.564Please respect copyright.PENANABlCoC9lGMn
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.564Please respect copyright.PENANAirsnjNpd6v
country? - i don't live on earth. 564Please respect copyright.PENANAeMpXsMrxc6
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.564Please respect copyright.PENANAge7FVn9P5G
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.564Please respect copyright.PENANAmSp2sNGEop
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.564Please respect copyright.PENANACMcrB2eA5m
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.564Please respect copyright.PENANAnEdA0w8BGV
country with your favourite accent? - australia.564Please respect copyright.PENANAXlvdFOnYNV
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.564Please respect copyright.PENANACWlxvMZhaK
dog or cat person? - both.564Please respect copyright.PENANAwEGoWxKd54
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.564Please respect copyright.PENANAEl5eJLM3Y1
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.564Please respect copyright.PENANA2PYHZDxa4n
do you belive in God? - idk.564Please respect copyright.PENANAkB0cjCjuTo
single or taken? - taken.564Please respect copyright.PENANAYWysybCFSH
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*564Please respect copyright.PENANAhELQU0lFSN
birthday year? - 1930.564Please respect copyright.PENANAs5aedKhzJi
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.564Please respect copyright.PENANAT889vkx8Ek
age? - what's that?564Please respect copyright.PENANAhd62A4qVW3
enthinicity? - african american.564Please respect copyright.PENANArI1rvT0KX6
tea or coffee? - neither.564Please respect copyright.PENANAJqeNrq7YKT
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.564Please respect copyright.PENANALmh3zLdivC
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*564Please respect copyright.PENANAppO4pr2VR6
favourite food? - ice cream.564Please respect copyright.PENANAPfR6nDcYQT
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 564Please respect copyright.PENANAenLGcj5m2s
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.564Please respect copyright.PENANAy7fbGfcAyl
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.564Please respect copyright.PENANAPhHgW4R9Kr
favourite soda? - sprite.564Please respect copyright.PENANADHQK2kFNm2
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.564Please respect copyright.PENANAWN4FMLwj2u
can you swim? - yes, wtf?564Please respect copyright.PENANA2RZKooox6j
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.564Please respect copyright.PENANAoB9ARUwEDd
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.564Please respect copyright.PENANAdt7f0sPJKf
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.564Please respect copyright.PENANAz8t5VNmhsK
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.564Please respect copyright.PENANAksXoU0q3DM
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*564Please respect copyright.PENANApnsQToEAuh
apple or andriod? - apple.564Please respect copyright.PENANAzmdiF5nQ7I
best dessert? - mochi.564Please respect copyright.PENANA1OhG3R3ryQ
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have you ever:564Please respect copyright.PENANA4B5N8Erbn5
1. skipped class? - yes.564Please respect copyright.PENANA1IZiMhZubP
2. done drugs? - no.564Please respect copyright.PENANAqvF87CLhWQ
3. self-harmed? - yes.564Please respect copyright.PENANA7qqoWsboH1
4. drank? - no.564Please respect copyright.PENANAsnmPb6ayDf
5. shoplifted? - yes.564Please respect copyright.PENANAoI6sgC6bgn
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.564Please respect copyright.PENANA5aIulSK48t
7. broken up with someone? - yes.564Please respect copyright.PENANADMv9wpyB8a
what's your favourite:564Please respect copyright.PENANAnf0RlWU5kS
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.564Please respect copyright.PENANA0iKCdDS7mU
9. movie? - break the silence.564Please respect copyright.PENANAU6JSYUQf2P
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.564Please respect copyright.PENANAwTFWeCEe87
11. artist? - bts.564Please respect copyright.PENANAirRdfmQVQi
12. singer or band? - bts.564Please respect copyright.PENANAS0PUJmAhN1
13. memory? - idk.564Please respect copyright.PENANAXNN2FsnJ2A
14. book? - the cruel prince.564Please respect copyright.PENANAjjJRJScIut
this or that:564Please respect copyright.PENANAbYJxh7o4C9
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.564Please respect copyright.PENANACbprFEe3hI
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.564Please respect copyright.PENANACrV6te0nkB
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.564Please respect copyright.PENANAE4R7tTdcSZ
18. movies or books? - idk.564Please respect copyright.PENANA7jGPRo18i2
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.564Please respect copyright.PENANAx9cpto5xUi
20. blind of deaf? - blind.564Please respect copyright.PENANAMrGrP7QfZm
21. tea or coffee? - neither.564Please respect copyright.PENANABiTTwVFKGL
what's your:564Please respect copyright.PENANAlxXFMqX4vg
22. age? - ninety-one.564Please respect copyright.PENANA8bjXhyAKEe
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.564Please respect copyright.PENANAcPfezwsV6I
24. height? - 4'11.564Please respect copyright.PENANAopcN1DqOxV
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.564Please respect copyright.PENANAecsbT6ad08
26. shoe size? - seven.564Please respect copyright.PENANAEjLCzDFZyS
27. religion? - i'm not religious.564Please respect copyright.PENANAMQS3BhzUdO
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.564Please respect copyright.PENANA5V7j37awoU
opinion on: 564Please respect copyright.PENANAb1N5XOCSKn
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...564Please respect copyright.PENANAKZIEvjiYZN
30. second chances? - it depends.564Please respect copyright.PENANAjk1JA6bgGz
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.564Please respect copyright.PENANAbJp3C3cYB8
32. abortion? - ew.564Please respect copyright.PENANAq0UJkIURCc
33. a death penalty? - ew.564Please respect copyright.PENANAKr0Ocqmc4X
34. marijuana? - i likes that.564Please respect copyright.PENANATNJiyTy5dP
35. love? - what's love?564Please respect copyright.PENANAw3oAwcHFt6
do you:564Please respect copyright.PENANAWbw4OpMgNw
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.564Please respect copyright.PENANAnoRxeJ50Jy
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3564Please respect copyright.PENANAvHJpvftgeV