我想問正在閱讀此作品的你一個問題：你讀了這麼多年書，你認為教育其實是什麼？164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuMBswvHC7
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「心樂，看完你借我的書，我想真的跟你學魔術呢！你要收多少錢？」我今天一進課室，呀行就如此問我。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2HoUZeigb
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「你今天放學有空嗎？」我問。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡld9wlpALBb
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「有呀！怎麼了？」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxibs63z17t
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「是這樣的，今天開始，每一個星期三，我都要去我朋友家花一個小時教他弟弟變魔術。如果你不介意的話，就乾脆上來一起學，那我就不用花時間每星期教兩課了。我就隨便每個月收你們每個人六百塊就好了。」 我道。沒錯！公子的弟弟小公子上一次看完我的魔術表演後，多番懇求他媽讓他跟我學魔術，最後，他媽答應了！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivI6FhZSgw
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「好呀！就這樣！那你今天會教什麼？」 呀行很興奮。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT8vgxlTNW
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「別這麼性急！你待回就知道啦！」看著這樣的呀行，我想起剛開始學魔術的自己。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZ3uGMGnED
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Lunch time。我在b420努力地擬寫著課程大綱，非常仔細地列明每一堂要教的魔術及渴望帶出的魔術理論。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2giPgXRniD
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到派對表演魔術這回事，我當過很多次，但開班授徒，我還是第一次嚐試。每個月收人家六百塊錢，雖然不算多，但也不算是一筆小數目，我可不想誤人子弟！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AAZWZiz9o
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幸好，呀行跟小公子都非常喜歡我的課堂。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX56DQgUDXi
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魔術課堂的內容，我不打算寫出來，因為基於道德，我絕不會在這本小說裡洩露任何一個魔術的秘密，而且，這全都不是本章的重點。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2dMOh66vT
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本章的重點其實是……164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuAn3tJVAr
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跟我上了幾堂魔術課後，小公子越來越喜歡黏著我。後來，他媽從我老死公子口中得知我英文科是拿5**的。小公子今年小五，明年就要去考中學，他每一科的成績都很好，就是英文考得很差，他媽就邀請我除了教他魔術外，幫他補習一下英文。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNdqbrsw5g
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收到這個邀請時，我是下不定主意的，教他魔術我也怕會誤人子弟，更何況是教他學術性上的科目？但他媽說每個月多給我一千塊，我馬上答應！好啦！對不起！我就是如此現實的！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2Jb6pki9Z
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「放輕鬆啦，只不過是陪他溫習一下默書，做一下補充練習而已！」他媽如此說。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCQBoJ32EQ
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他媽他媽的說得輕鬆！小公子的英文比我想像中的要爛一百倍！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGP8pVbwNqM
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第一天上課，他花了半個小時，還是記不到 cycling這個字的串法。無論我如何誘導他把這個字分成幾個音節去記，還是強迫他硬記下來，他都還是記不住！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwkacXe85o
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「心樂哥哥，快要做<<寵物小精靈>>了！我可以看完再溫習嗎？」明天就要默書，現在進度仍是這麼慢！這時候，小公子還有種提出這樣的要求，我真的就想一巴掌打在他可愛的臉蛋上！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb80pjOOMfH
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「不准！」我吼道。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18GDQ0IPQm
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「我恨死心樂哥哥了！」小公子抱怨著。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hVEqbYsmj
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「你會記得<<寵物小精靈>>的劇情嗎？」我問。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxoJawFt5z
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「當然！」小公子理所當然的道。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUdPwvIZ11
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「那就為什麼記不了cycling的串法？」我沒好氣的道。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp1gLNLUfU
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「那怎麼相同呢？<<寵物小精靈>>的故事這麼有趣！」小公子歪著頭道。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeepTwi1BvJ
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故事？我看著印在小公子課本上的「cycling」，突然心生一計！他媽的，作為一位出色的戲劇演員和魔術師，我心樂可是說故事的高手中的高手呀！我說起故事上來，連自己也會害怕！
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「嘿！小公子！你知道哪個混蛋叫cy嗎？」我摸著小公子的頭。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSKYY8gquc
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「當然知道！我他媽的最討厭他！大騙子！大混蛋！操他媽的！掉他路姆西！」 小公子罵道。我第一次聽到天真可愛的小公子說髒話，那種違和感很好笑！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3I9lQlBM2O
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「非常好！那你就記住cy吃屎( c )！，這樣不就能記住cycling的cyc了嗎？」 我笑道。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBoWf1Rgyb
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「哈哈！那麼後面的ing呢？」小公子顯得很感興趣。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZR1R79AQr
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「cy正在吃屎中！」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gNLYD8cBo
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「中間那個l呢？」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLdwotxQrK
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「cy正在用一枝小棒子吃屎中！」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3szLQuSXv
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「哈哈！很好玩呀！」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EWLrU5nCU
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「那你試著不看課本，串一次cycling給我聽！」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFYH8f1iEg
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「c-y-c-l-i-n-g!」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRcBdgepa9
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「非常好！我們繼續用這個方法串其它的生字。這樣吧！如果你明天的默書能拿90分以上，我就額外多教你一個魔術！連呀行哥哥也不能學呀！」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5VOXgZjZc
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「真的嗎？」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr89G2sEqmu
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「除了變魔術的時候，心樂哥哥何時有騙過你？」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIszrJ9JSR
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「打勾勾！」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj9dULxASA
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「好！」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKUst4SYfX
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結果，小公子那次默書是拿了一百分了，我額外教了他兩個魔術！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCm76ycBGY
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我永遠記得那一天。那一天的11:00，我坐在b420裡。一小時後就是我的商業法律小測。我完全沒溫習過，因為我對我新想出來的溫習方法很有信心！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuAdAgV6Ig
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今次商業法律小測的範圍是「 組成合約的五個元素」，而課本裡對於這方面的描述，算起來，有整整一千多個英文字。
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我把課本放在b420的桌子上，開始從那一千多個英文字裡抽取約三十多個關鍵字，再把那三十多個關鍵字的頭一個英文字母寫出來。靠著那三十多個英文字母，我走進了我的想像世界，創造出了一個又淫賤又暴力又低俗又血腥又爆笑的故事。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDRZpjwUZ7
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十五分鐘後，我閉上課本。多得一個精彩的故事的神助功，那一千多個英文字已經被深深的印在我腦海裡。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYofoD0ra96
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「這麼快就溫習完？」老闆好奇的問。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarWQULfKRu
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「哥我可是天材！」我鼻孔噴著氣。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iMUziee2U
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成績出來，我不像小公子般強，能拿一百分，但也是拿了八十多分。接到結果的那刻，我終於明白，為什麼愛因斯坦說，想像力比知識更重要。後來我上了大學，仍是一直沿用著這個瘋狂的溫習方法。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHqyw4LWHf
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那一天，公子媽給了我一張一千六百元的支票。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TJmkGSrfi
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「謝謝你呀，心樂！小公子的成績進步了很多！」 公子媽感激的道。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡib1r04pG1b
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「不用謝！我也沒做過什麼！也只是跟他一起瘋，一起玩而已！」我很坦白。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhx6Qc6WHGG
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「這樣的教學方法很好呀！小公子從前很怕英文的，現在居然跟我說學英文很好玩呢！他跟你學魔術後，也變得比從前愉快了！」公子媽非常欣賞我。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv5KOayQsv
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「他快樂就好！」我笑道，那是一道滿足的笑容。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6kZhnJdjj
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回到最初的起點。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwadNg2Tw95
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我想問正在閱讀此作品的你一個問題：你讀了這麼多年書，你認為教育其實是什麼？164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CbkQbvuaM
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我不是學者，不敢自己胡亂下定義，只好拋經引典。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjv8NlLyxY
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<<那些年，我們一起追的女孩>>裡，我男神九把刀曾經很自豪地說：「我肯定在十年後，我會把所有數學公式都忘記得一乾二淨，但還是會生活得很幸褔的！」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CssThVUK4
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女神沈佳宜回了他一句：「人生有很多事情都是徒勞無功的呀！」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpCKemMTbr
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其實，我也會像年輕的九把刀一樣，想：「既然都是徒勞無功，為什麼我還要學會計？」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmpUAxXMJK
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但我記得愛因斯坦曾經說過：「教育是當一個學生把在學校裡學到的所有知識都忘記以後，所剩下的東西！」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNal2QS71WV
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既然他說「把在學校裡學到的所有知識都忘掉以後」，那麼應該是要先學過，才會忘掉吧！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvKaA9CtNK
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所以，為了獲得那「所剩下的東西」，我還是會很努力學習！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fW8JpLoNo
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我想，到我老到頭髮全掉了的時候，我應該已經忘記了很多會計理論，甚至連損益表要怎樣製作都他媽的忘記了！但我想，我仍是會記得，我在這兩年大專裡，當過「成功騙到心理學家的魔術師」、做了一場超棒的真我演說、認識了呀行和小風兩位好友……
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我不期望小公子長大後會記得我教他的每一個魔術，每一個生字，但我希望他記得他曾經因為練習魔術和記生字而瘋狂過、熱血過……164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWejPXL2p6P
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當知識全被忘掉後，教育留在每一位學生心裡的，或許就是一段又一段快樂的回憶！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx6wFesBUl
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上一章的題目是《what is magic》，我最後得出的結論是：magic就是快樂！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cKfQ7LCxY
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如果你問我什麼是教育，我大概也會答你，教育就是快樂！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDtvEKvPrM
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如果你問我《B420》想說的是什麼，我也可能會答你兩個字：164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mxwY1e2y6
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快！樂！
