於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。435Please respect copyright.PENANAO0cC2KhCRm
醫生:「我真係要入去?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAe1FrJbCnHg
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAwhXPHDBs2P
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」435Please respect copyright.PENANA2ipVKoj5nq
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAkuBxSllKi5
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAXbzG2R0ibW
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAKUCKso0z2F
醫生:「唔係…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAahKc1EhT6i
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。435Please respect copyright.PENANA71i9dwpY2v
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAIzqAH20qle
我:「唔該…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAMFG0wqgNKW
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAH4T5qVjKFj
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAhjaHfrkQDJ
醫生:「…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAFu1nFrU2fE
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。435Please respect copyright.PENANAhL7LrKcH6L
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。435Please respect copyright.PENANAdl3RNfSyw5
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6j0zrxhIx
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」435Please respect copyright.PENANABocZ34LOrt
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」435Please respect copyright.PENANA5f5dCtK81l
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAKOe6dLhqm5
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」435Please respect copyright.PENANATU9LhQ7pJY
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAXIcriu9VdR
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。435Please respect copyright.PENANAhYWRrRj99P
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」435Please respect copyright.PENANA0896FE2SvZ
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAo8eJ5qCGqG
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAa52kzfqArf
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」435Please respect copyright.PENANA6PLPmCUVDS
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」435Please respect copyright.PENANA3leDbYyAbi
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAYaZo5heVlc
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。435Please respect copyright.PENANAgqMIF1ssmJ
醫生:“…”435Please respect copyright.PENANA2NMHfZLbBV
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”435Please respect copyright.PENANAfazWlyKtOe
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”435Please respect copyright.PENANA3k7n16pDWu
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”435Please respect copyright.PENANAq0wlBcKX7S
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”435Please respect copyright.PENANAj8otSm4y5j
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”435Please respect copyright.PENANAUbzrSIvYk5
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。435Please respect copyright.PENANAJezrFBBeSR
醫生:“…”435Please respect copyright.PENANAr9RETy50QB
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。435Please respect copyright.PENANAfYWIlrAmBT
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAXx6gyzH9Ak
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」435Please respect copyright.PENANABAIIuc5yrP
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6UXALRyuM
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAIW16OuJZS8
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAKudztqv3W4
我:「無所謂呀。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAKmJxBPPEAL
店員:「完全…無所謂?」435Please respect copyright.PENANA0fMgrFxrWB
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。435Please respect copyright.PENANAmKDLQ3ZNUQ
醫生:「…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAb1MJHRfL43
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAYBp36IaNzE
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。435Please respect copyright.PENANA8JYMOVAWVz
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。435Please respect copyright.PENANAmAPrldHqAZ
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAFK3y36HQop
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」435Please respect copyright.PENANArJdbWvyr7S
醫生:「吓,點解?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAL5fRTq1gnm
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」435Please respect copyright.PENANAD8WGfVPgx9
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAYxltRYFgd9
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」435Please respect copyright.PENANA05PERP5UFS
醫生:「嗱…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAqPSQrNNZds
我:「戴邊個好呀?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAYSQ6JY4hNl
醫:「無所謂…」435Please respect copyright.PENANA4O8C4UWV30
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。435Please respect copyright.PENANAmwAq4BlqOX
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAfWSnHQyQXY
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAHhGBYGelLz
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAVEIcwv7leI
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAv6ZuTA46yr
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」435Please respect copyright.PENANA8xvjMRLbHz
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。435Please respect copyright.PENANAKglRU4aTBa
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAXWUa3ZEZjj
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAIwGd97WGSr
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」435Please respect copyright.PENANACRHSZk2SqD
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAw6h4YXTM83
醫生:「點當呀?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAxD31nXak5x
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」435Please respect copyright.PENANADL5yWb1CR6
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAGrS0nWt1v7
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAmmOZCMiYEk
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAa1t5gD06Ph
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAbn7gJe6ctx
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAihEY9lRmV1
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」435Please respect copyright.PENANANpcyhjzNey
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAmTpwhao0mb
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAxEB1DHOxh9
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。435Please respect copyright.PENANA08eVuKPLY0
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAoJhyL2Lakw
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」435Please respect copyright.PENANA4NRfmLLtoq
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAWtIqS5NGAw
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」435Please respect copyright.PENANABvSpwobtG7
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAv7BvLBBXmx
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAh3oZhcRB5Y
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAV2mB8kbtag
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAJ033ksiJZ7
醫生:「咁…咁…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAOPolxh7ZjY
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7RCj359tp
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAqX6JEiURPs
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」435Please respect copyright.PENANArjY5HKgqSK
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」435Please respect copyright.PENANA5RGFeVfADp
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」435Please respect copyright.PENANA6yvVRNtkrO
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」435Please respect copyright.PENANA2ThIHTv9HJ
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAZER6PFrkl5
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」435Please respect copyright.PENANA4t818DO9F7
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAXsQtUdMQQG
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」435Please respect copyright.PENANA0tX58t2cv9
我:「嗯。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAb6LjdTyh7p
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAOPqcE19T56
我:「嗯。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAoLJZZDpDHs
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAaVHXDKwecw
我:「一半一半掛…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAdetxEzidJC
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」435Please respect copyright.PENANApxmDm0avOL
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAM5xGQxVZXK
醫生:「至少我唔係…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAOKbuIkYPtH
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAgL3DpT0D15
醫生:「…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAcqpgBd4CN8
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」435Please respect copyright.PENANApCzuyuKYUj
醫生:「無喎。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAXo1Xe2odgF
我:「咁都無?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAet6Jd8yb06
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」435Please respect copyright.PENANALmKcyFcLF7
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAdFnMaAiejq
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAy1Sw0ZEJQH
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」435Please respect copyright.PENANARnzXQ8kqYp
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAuRYpfaZCA1
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」435Please respect copyright.PENANABktBelbjX5
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」435Please respect copyright.PENANApdwrLaKo1W
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAFykPxN13Bd
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAUw0vYQql73
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAfFrn1iXv7R
醫生:「係呀…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAtXOTlqih56
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」435Please respect copyright.PENANAp7LX3jhDE2
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAG0929SnR6x
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAoazKqlkhXg
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」435Please respect copyright.PENANANa1QZTCiN2
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAuBjcSr4KZV
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAn6eDN768TF
我:「你話喺床上面?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAdhP06ww7LO
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAQskmMlpkS9
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAllbrPWlot2
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAfUdgNiLzqI
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAkh64cdaA1J
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAfE4x3HTJfu
我:「你繼續講先啦。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAu6Zb26LSLd
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」435Please respect copyright.PENANA4p0jocYTFg
我:「咁點解散嘅?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAlBLUpe0fvu
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAnNPYRUeDeQ
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAThgorEtqFp
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAFhEn3Q3MGb
我:「噢…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAx47vgXZ8yg
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAfEV8FVfXWe
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAm4O4wozO5y
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。435Please respect copyright.PENANAZyimCMBjDJ
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAz0oWfFGe5H
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」435Please respect copyright.PENANA84PnHwtkUI
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。435Please respect copyright.PENANAKF46Lf59sA
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」435Please respect copyright.PENANA4ydmS3uXSO
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」435Please respect copyright.PENANARfy2q8pW1q
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」435Please respect copyright.PENANASb6wZuDPYo
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」435Please respect copyright.PENANADROGiUay9B
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」435Please respect copyright.PENANASZjKRgmRVq
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAucMhZU7ID1
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」435Please respect copyright.PENANAJeK8Aq3bR8
醫生:「問囉。」435Please respect copyright.PENANALViwn4HSe5
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」435Please respect copyright.PENANAuBiQXQUqPL
醫生:「唔呃…」435Please respect copyright.PENANAUc82vNxWnw