於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。483Please respect copyright.PENANAmqrsZDlNH5
醫生:「我真係要入去?」483Please respect copyright.PENANA0tCMDAefZT
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」483Please respect copyright.PENANATTJuvkzWEP
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAWm3vuqPEzJ
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAZfYtpJdxQI
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAqxsaqiHhXS
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAQLL1WShNwV
醫生:「唔係…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAjhoynFGhsx
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。483Please respect copyright.PENANA2fy2r3tjgr
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAWHorNsZnlZ
我:「唔該…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAHOjjT6p5fl
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAvF1N7Ozfs0
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」483Please respect copyright.PENANA0Up6gyrHgB
醫生:「…」483Please respect copyright.PENANARdgHvyafAl
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。483Please respect copyright.PENANANTyC5zUlgt
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。483Please respect copyright.PENANAC1dIHkLKCK
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAmB3ykjTLqB
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAgrLkp63NB3
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」483Please respect copyright.PENANA5Y3y7nXHNk
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAjLrnmSndCR
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAA5BZHsBBpe
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA5CaU1WFRAy
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。483Please respect copyright.PENANA5LVvGukIa3
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAhOZdOLXpcN
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAwyZhqXelCO
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAAWzdUjK6xs
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAovtx6zyiLw
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAWHLopAzs4a
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAGX2rfZcBpg
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。483Please respect copyright.PENANAEmHwsaEZor
醫生:“…”483Please respect copyright.PENANA6PyR99lQFn
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”483Please respect copyright.PENANAOiSgb7KdHs
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”483Please respect copyright.PENANAd8UlnYQaZv
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”483Please respect copyright.PENANA8evLHgcMrx
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”483Please respect copyright.PENANAi2pO6pCtxD
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”483Please respect copyright.PENANAAvovgepdCD
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。483Please respect copyright.PENANATbL8WVPf8h
醫生:“…”483Please respect copyright.PENANAD0snwyAdga
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。483Please respect copyright.PENANAwlaT9kfOop
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」483Please respect copyright.PENANARybMb3tyr5
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」483Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZSOJpCZfR
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAgd2MSMa6pr
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAkNcmCJGGJI
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」483Please respect copyright.PENANA94X0B3eKWo
我:「無所謂呀。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAPd2M9j5Lws
店員:「完全…無所謂?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAXnq1tTxt6V
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。483Please respect copyright.PENANAQVz3aPFSVn
醫生:「…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAwctIk6CZ9I
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」483Please respect copyright.PENANANnJdKz1LTM
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。483Please respect copyright.PENANAxgsLhRuBmx
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。483Please respect copyright.PENANA1vrlcwuzXE
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAVljKqMcU4U
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」483Please respect copyright.PENANACTHBfNDstD
醫生:「吓,點解?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAsBHpxcBUd6
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」483Please respect copyright.PENANANKHifgV3ep
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」483Please respect copyright.PENANADgHiXFqeEP
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」483Please respect copyright.PENANArUJ4AN0A6Q
醫生:「嗱…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAAlGb3i4Xno
我:「戴邊個好呀?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAz9m0VtAz3i
醫:「無所謂…」483Please respect copyright.PENANA2FUrGGvT8I
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。483Please respect copyright.PENANA9cwqAqDcNa
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」483Please respect copyright.PENANASbhI873Gml
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」483Please respect copyright.PENANARvnXKZrboy
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAcJb7su0V27
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAp5tdbJZI52
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAAOW7GNUN6w
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。483Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZAYnqLJ6z
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA5020qabPea
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAeGAETOcSYv
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAfNYdFrWEV8
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAqCMEqlnYrf
醫生:「點當呀?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAyvRE40Ju62
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」483Please respect copyright.PENANADsHUkdM8hS
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」483Please respect copyright.PENANASoYeFrcAbZ
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA1rTLUjeE8T
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAC7clWm0tLQ
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAm2iqu59COT
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAafDL8oPeIi
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」483Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7MQRD6JJf
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」483Please respect copyright.PENANALGJEnoXJkS
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA9FstfVzCX7
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。483Please respect copyright.PENANA71nBBNN6uO
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAZZVcWVNf89
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAWm7xEeHA8I
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAIz4H7Eh0vi
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA0RRDuZBYPD
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」483Please respect copyright.PENANABiJxpcJ7ES
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」483Please respect copyright.PENANACMWI1EJG7P
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAjnJ4molbhO
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAqv3omJJnh5
醫生:「咁…咁…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAPkT7NSmAJc
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAuuQfGhjBQV
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAcDlhP9UWA0
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAQFfTdGspEA
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAfIqJ9dIsEP
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAsS4q2VYOeH
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」483Please respect copyright.PENANA28gi0jj81B
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAJMBIiPzkkQ
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAzrhvYmgasK
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAACXyxZPjCl
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」483Please respect copyright.PENANA8HCk09R29w
我:「嗯。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAlz5Qe5QtqE
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAod2QnMqVyq
我:「嗯。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA4r6QyhuQ2I
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAEE1xhIoaz6
我:「一半一半掛…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAAFB2BdDdqN
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」483Please respect copyright.PENANATII25vXVFE
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAnYyz691S3J
醫生:「至少我唔係…」483Please respect copyright.PENANA5M3s4Z0rrs
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAKai5wD5Whh
醫生:「…」483Please respect copyright.PENANACLuvOr2h1E
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」483Please respect copyright.PENANA7bqZCRkZjn
醫生:「無喎。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAJW1HfRgTpC
我:「咁都無?」483Please respect copyright.PENANA5UJYKAxyMc
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAbW7Oukb3rn
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9pUqXRzKD
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAoYR01aq0jE
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAyp1GefHW05
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」483Please respect copyright.PENANA2e7uvHyHeg
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA0oajED6WB9
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAFfClyfjtoC
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」483Please respect copyright.PENANA6UgkDn5WKb
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」483Please respect copyright.PENANA3AhBHdsTqJ
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAZCwBFTocN8
醫生:「係呀…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAm0HCFpyUpo
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」483Please respect copyright.PENANAgNXN7Rs9FM
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAaR23OXdkiz
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAwN6TrfL0x6
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAUmmNee9Yy8
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」483Please respect copyright.PENANATlEB5fmZZM
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAn2Kj55LOsd
我:「你話喺床上面?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAsMsCZ8j5rp
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAZ44gcwqgkw
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAMiXORtoaNY
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAeGtimWWcRV
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAEPRVUIGEza
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAWRg6Yd70ar
我:「你繼續講先啦。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAhPJSHAsk5e
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAqJ2gdCEtLQ
我:「咁點解散嘅?」483Please respect copyright.PENANADu0X8JZzVJ
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA77xLpcG4xE
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAr1QY6EgwQi
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAdsgGvm1Kn2
我:「噢…」483Please respect copyright.PENANALEkUBKLEEh
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAoXdiXyd6Jj
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」483Please respect copyright.PENANATFaykcTyhV
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。483Please respect copyright.PENANAC5uWZZ6ThX
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA7dAaGEcxMV
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAqVS0pwM8L4
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。483Please respect copyright.PENANAvnqwqHRjId
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAy5P0XdX3Ul
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAK0eHjy15Da
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAxVGHkL5qZM
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAI9ST0vnRgm
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA1I9Ts5UInC
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」483Please respect copyright.PENANAbvtvSQRwWj
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」483Please respect copyright.PENANAHsjvhADVdt
醫生:「問囉。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA6ntU35ku8r
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」483Please respect copyright.PENANA7ztfg5lBff
醫生:「唔呃…」483Please respect copyright.PENANAowuamUcVOY