於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。227Please respect copyright.PENANAj0JR1zJFId
醫生:「我真係要入去?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAriRhtuqpVo
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAJF37C6B95X
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAglPpcRAtz6
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」227Please respect copyright.PENANA0GuwBsF4gc
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAfmYrDFUZ5G
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAWjxI25Gbal
醫生:「唔係…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAsmRWSNO6yV
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。227Please respect copyright.PENANAXaWr0pXLsw
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAlzYYJo14af
我:「唔該…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAUoEmedegXG
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」227Please respect copyright.PENANASI7lqJzfdx
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」227Please respect copyright.PENANArWCwssU3Id
醫生:「…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAAaC9bpnADD
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。227Please respect copyright.PENANAi6IMvC1PvJ
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。227Please respect copyright.PENANAjQQqXQshds
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAeFg6o8gnNW
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAp8o5HRq78q
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAx3BRTw8e2y
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA6LeVwcdYb2
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」227Please respect copyright.PENANARp9y141zPd
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAxTr0tjBiOk
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。227Please respect copyright.PENANAdV4QHdwU1q
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAIzm5zmJ0Ks
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAG8dTFKCoLQ
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」227Please respect copyright.PENANA9Su9CNXw5x
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAcxLe1TjZrt
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」227Please respect copyright.PENANA969QF5Re2w
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAlLovHxOGK3
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。227Please respect copyright.PENANALtRlSBzyUV
醫生:“…”227Please respect copyright.PENANAJap38H9OEi
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”227Please respect copyright.PENANAGB5jhLjETF
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”227Please respect copyright.PENANAYQIfrBrzTq
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”227Please respect copyright.PENANAfSXxx7ur3z
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”227Please respect copyright.PENANAPNUb4DeR9U
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”227Please respect copyright.PENANARLBrpL5Uxb
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。227Please respect copyright.PENANAxRdUVTwG6x
醫生:“…”227Please respect copyright.PENANASdH7eQQ0Iu
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。227Please respect copyright.PENANASGoPMJC95I
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAkpR38OB3EW
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」227Please respect copyright.PENANATAqtXaPezc
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAtpb0wuLS0Z
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAaG9asY6vxn
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAPiinrAupkJ
我:「無所謂呀。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAcvTZSSJxc5
店員:「完全…無所謂?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAMj0mf1KXSr
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。227Please respect copyright.PENANA92XxVsjRIJ
醫生:「…」227Please respect copyright.PENANA6mn13gRAsn
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA2sJCo6eTYO
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。227Please respect copyright.PENANATPCgCN2BuG
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。227Please respect copyright.PENANAK7M7NAt679
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAgB84kQ2N7m
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAUakJjJ4aUd
醫生:「吓,點解?」227Please respect copyright.PENANA7h1nutpAGr
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAmicu6ILYOo
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAnn0JmZXMBH
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAztiOwWU4Yi
醫生:「嗱…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAOonNOupM7e
我:「戴邊個好呀?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAH51kECnq2S
醫:「無所謂…」227Please respect copyright.PENANA2YYlNQGzax
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。227Please respect copyright.PENANAkXyd0vsvKa
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAKQCJdkrO26
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAUaGcGdJRlU
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAhgU7zsXYt2
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA0spyfb5KOH
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAn6eUsuDNLE
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。227Please respect copyright.PENANAzcLpb31rvl
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAxzcOeTQKOO
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAPyqLfKTou6
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAnLKEkWXlN6
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAnNNVB7pe10
醫生:「點當呀?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAgJIT2xWGFn
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA2YhCihx7Rx
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」227Please respect copyright.PENANALdNPeQ3jDy
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAqTPBq1SZOl
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAj7q9h8BdYM
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAoc8Nuh87aS
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAGfXF8afcWm
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAKt9flJdKCc
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」227Please respect copyright.PENANASGTgE4McR7
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」227Please respect copyright.PENANApZfWfU9HYI
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。227Please respect copyright.PENANAof4QsyFEr3
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAFPV4bSScUP
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAAvUSEsVv6L
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」227Please respect copyright.PENANANtrxeRXdtU
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAUZ5lXluDIp
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAgnkIllYzY1
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」227Please respect copyright.PENANApE3FrG0jgE
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAmYIjm30sBG
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」227Please respect copyright.PENANANlNrmJIt5s
醫生:「咁…咁…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAWi2KCLOIOo
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA8XOdV3vt7t
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAWaGrOqcMWD
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAwbq0HSBAzi
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAyjZU3PcD8a
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAVsGvHS4JCw
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAr0jdf0lkTW
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」227Please respect copyright.PENANATAm7YZGNHE
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAj6jnQzB1kF
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAPADt1Q9Aqx
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」227Please respect copyright.PENANADv7EsaxVBZ
我:「嗯。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAQMHFVZD6St
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAY8h8zjP6rk
我:「嗯。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAPSnUE5MmQb
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAujNghWwKsX
我:「一半一半掛…」227Please respect copyright.PENANACg7v7fWFhu
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA8QgDVw87J7
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」227Please respect copyright.PENANA0Oyem0nNK3
醫生:「至少我唔係…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAkyGY5MJulL
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」227Please respect copyright.PENANARjHYyed1lj
醫生:「…」227Please respect copyright.PENANA0Jjz841dy9
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAAIEnmryhJ5
醫生:「無喎。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAr6CQVPod2G
我:「咁都無?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAarYYYGsBy6
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAvsiSrJcyDU
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAggxyydJbmB
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAsDoHigGyuB
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAsy0Lv6BYGb
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAvN30kISotH
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAZcziprc4hG
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAuZec7ZKbTT
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAV6hdaonrWD
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAKkgVwLcTxX
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」227Please respect copyright.PENANA3chGaYpGxq
醫生:「係呀…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAkncPFmedPM
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」227Please respect copyright.PENANAQypi4YxW2U
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAmSDdd8egQH
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA3vErGc3fHZ
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAaF38722ire
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAUR71AcTtze
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」227Please respect copyright.PENANANnTq6bt0Ir
我:「你話喺床上面?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAkyZqFaP9Rg
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」227Please respect copyright.PENANACeRbryNocz
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAPdg5DW7YsF
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAuLpEBCWpaN
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAi9RLQcvr9w
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAv9qUhg65i5
我:「你繼續講先啦。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA0gvQBvI2Zr
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA30nz50iaVp
我:「咁點解散嘅?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAKpCbvMQYBO
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAlA3jSeCDYz
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAWoEgx488XI
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAf3ALW1JmTt
我:「噢…」227Please respect copyright.PENANAltfAUTSdk7
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAs8mwFXqqAN
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAeXjZGucHpS
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。227Please respect copyright.PENANAlvmySwIP75
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」227Please respect copyright.PENANApdQFIxzlXn
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAarIIgFikfA
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。227Please respect copyright.PENANAijfLgOW7B2
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAg1WLnhoFTf
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」227Please respect copyright.PENANAMx3WJ6srfd
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAtHMHgSpIC5
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAVAAJrKm1zq
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」227Please respect copyright.PENANAA4xa5h7JpN
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」227Please respect copyright.PENANATJ7r1v4oDv
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」227Please respect copyright.PENANACIyudqum6L
醫生:「問囉。」227Please respect copyright.PENANA4h1kqZ1pOJ
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」227Please respect copyright.PENANApUMgDCsJtS
醫生:「唔呃…」227Please respect copyright.PENANArth7bCxfbK