於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。430Please respect copyright.PENANAsTsQEZ6xbt
醫生:「我真係要入去?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAIYJANvl7wm
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」430Please respect copyright.PENANA3ukKhDHUZD
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」430Please respect copyright.PENANA3BKddddOBq
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAZD0ZYgJQJC
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAb0XqTlagB9
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」430Please respect copyright.PENANALXmLckEm5x
醫生:「唔係…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAp5zEVJIjJy
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。430Please respect copyright.PENANAohJ3iF508f
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAi34sLbCqel
我:「唔該…」430Please respect copyright.PENANA2VUlpHZTlg
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」430Please respect copyright.PENANA72WuXTpxEJ
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAahXX8CcajK
醫生:「…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAKnSdGuhux0
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。430Please respect copyright.PENANAi6Fc6AEmbR
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。430Please respect copyright.PENANAa1cH3rptPC
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAxDq6YbM1qT
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAGa2AUrQxdg
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAjWI9wzLQ1w
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAeb95xTR0Dc
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAMZcFJ485lh
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAQLBOoTgITW
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。430Please respect copyright.PENANAwdEEGTFaDe
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAmwYHFpbIsy
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA3vuu3w87ML
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAGdpPcQSfeU
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」430Please respect copyright.PENANA349mR8SbD2
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAgbIzJyCmry
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAIbszM6MD3u
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。430Please respect copyright.PENANAi5tpyRscAP
醫生:“…”430Please respect copyright.PENANAWm8jSIjVGn
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”430Please respect copyright.PENANAa3mT9VxiF9
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”430Please respect copyright.PENANAnjhy83nMW6
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”430Please respect copyright.PENANADveF0z49T1
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”430Please respect copyright.PENANAeP3qkOhaAx
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”430Please respect copyright.PENANAfuclBjs4eb
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。430Please respect copyright.PENANADIFLMtBMst
醫生:“…”430Please respect copyright.PENANAPoPG00QyeM
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。430Please respect copyright.PENANAfx6mx4LXSp
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAIj4zkRP0ps
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAW5RecqIo6b
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」430Please respect copyright.PENANArY1CrdXNxE
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAVH7VbTByCq
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAi4kRghoovf
我:「無所謂呀。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAjE328hAScm
店員:「完全…無所謂?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAj9hM9NiZ5E
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。430Please respect copyright.PENANA7L41JlFZV1
醫生:「…」430Please respect copyright.PENANATYx3WhrJza
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAnGu3nbowJj
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。430Please respect copyright.PENANAsh52a2AgNO
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。430Please respect copyright.PENANAz2MPUyDcfh
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA3dv09smZnI
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAwduzYlovQs
醫生:「吓,點解?」430Please respect copyright.PENANArT8Zxyu0vU
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAmZrOyTKGOt
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAZuPqFG6FjQ
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」430Please respect copyright.PENANA4Vfpsl54NE
醫生:「嗱…」430Please respect copyright.PENANA3xJvLYCGqC
我:「戴邊個好呀?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAMtINRfdDus
醫:「無所謂…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAdedv8VPAVV
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。430Please respect copyright.PENANAox8A25W3N6
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANARdYGRB1ZRZ
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAYGUXzdJfXu
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAIpcq2IYDcU
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAfspnxBokuv
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAv2I9UDUW2O
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。430Please respect copyright.PENANAVnYASa33Nc
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」430Please respect copyright.PENANACVMxC9BHmX
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZCt7o1sjN
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」430Please respect copyright.PENANACqDL98PJ5D
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAme7XMB3vIV
醫生:「點當呀?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAe3kJ6Kgzuz
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAxtQk1GpC9S
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAJkhQjAlR9c
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAEQh0u6JOQ2
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAqroazXnQrw
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAzVGDyjIs9T
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAcB03kWvdt4
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAT9BBUgD44d
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAdgd5A80Wq8
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAO1tT1Tf8kO
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。430Please respect copyright.PENANAepr24tG7Yr
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」430Please respect copyright.PENANArNHaULOwbG
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」430Please respect copyright.PENANACANn8FXhrT
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAEEy5NwUhjq
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAti2Qtpp1Q9
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」430Please respect copyright.PENANA5cLT2DgMRg
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAKv6VDQbs1r
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAsMU92pdrug
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAszTTazmX2V
醫生:「咁…咁…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAFoLMiluinb
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA3ApQcovLyI
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAae8iRGomcX
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA7BEXTTXXBM
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAsrnZu2H2fg
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAhhtMDNtajy
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAb238som1E5
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」430Please respect copyright.PENANABBWBH7FLAY
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAmugyZxLuTp
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAKbXlLvI35v
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」430Please respect copyright.PENANALELilf4Go3
我:「嗯。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAZSw2jN7wWZ
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」430Please respect copyright.PENANA4vHc0oorrh
我:「嗯。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAQDgnc25dIZ
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」430Please respect copyright.PENANA2DqfUMDRmj
我:「一半一半掛…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAnrAqangEN0
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAJTkIYX7JpK
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAzBBy9cd7vw
醫生:「至少我唔係…」430Please respect copyright.PENANA4ACoAh1Z2E
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAtrftrpk783
醫生:「…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAsDEr6Fvtna
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」430Please respect copyright.PENANA1LjAqLle3y
醫生:「無喎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAq79gKNOdj2
我:「咁都無?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAM7cqScaC2l
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAuTu8MUdE2o
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAv66HQ1o8wC
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAPCPb25iOz1
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAYDW0rKaTOM
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAnjToGNGKvm
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAHNC4koqZgM
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA43jF9dmvO2
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAnOOgccv3qM
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAL4lxGOk3oY
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」430Please respect copyright.PENANA0dZWl6iJlN
醫生:「係呀…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAXCrsNnMgle
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」430Please respect copyright.PENANACs55yiZBVr
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAKmOAJcNaFl
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAv2Kz4FoiBc
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAonNlJdHroI
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAK7AvpZFMwk
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAWgx7qhKinh
我:「你話喺床上面?」430Please respect copyright.PENANA9na2DXTikC
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAUxDvsJlrjE
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAVh9WASJOJc
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAucO2dFoJYK
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAAwoxC7HKNV
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA0XS0d6auea
我:「你繼續講先啦。」430Please respect copyright.PENANASoZDoYrLYI
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAOUGG79lKl5
我:「咁點解散嘅?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAQHlDi2y0EX
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」430Please respect copyright.PENANABOkmjdTtL3
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAb5Yzw5Pop2
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAox35EA8bsx
我:「噢…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAacdkaGEPuC
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAwt6QhB81Li
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」430Please respect copyright.PENANARMi3KilLPq
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。430Please respect copyright.PENANAYZBzjSBWq7
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAL0hicGpnQq
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAugM0WYwMom
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。430Please respect copyright.PENANAfzAkkLQ1z9
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAje7uHi2R1K
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAvxmM87HWEj
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAT8nRATdkpF
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA9AcsKaBRb4
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAEKMTVuE12g
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANA7A9xhqEwOp
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAItJnux1VND
醫生:「問囉。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAvoZqFBYsor
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3sgOrm3AV
醫生:「唔呃…」430Please respect copyright.PENANAR8btTCW5G8