最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。374Please respect copyright.PENANA0ubws5Ydkn
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。374Please respect copyright.PENANAgPM3sQqist
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?374Please respect copyright.PENANAEtqriXStxO
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~374Please respect copyright.PENANAV9CGIVXRPi
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。374Please respect copyright.PENANAD4IQEIzx7w
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。374Please respect copyright.PENANASB1U0FM21O
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面374Please respect copyright.PENANAimzXfsKXiR
我:我係戀物type374Please respect copyright.PENANAZC0FoiAmt5
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。374Please respect copyright.PENANAJwKGlKNuyU
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?374Please respect copyright.PENANAWr0ZEWrocq
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我:女裝374Please respect copyright.PENANAgnjZoxzryV
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?374Please respect copyright.PENANAW8qeTOdnjk
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。374Please respect copyright.PENANAoiWKuY8toM
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。374Please respect copyright.PENANAdjf4EfKrb7
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。374Please respect copyright.PENANAADR8xifZ9E
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。374Please respect copyright.PENANAtJWEFpaZZu
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。374Please respect copyright.PENANAf0OqkGQvff
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。374Please respect copyright.PENANAOTUlVKkiek
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。374Please respect copyright.PENANA2hVs9dZpH1
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。374Please respect copyright.PENANA8hSl6RHUrt
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?374Please respect copyright.PENANAecXHraT0KG
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阿玲:女朋友就有。374Please respect copyright.PENANASYVvkBKWOC
(暗笑地回道)374Please respect copyright.PENANAzT8zz7ZkvL
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。374Please respect copyright.PENANAbiyTIvnupE
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我:邊個邊個?374Please respect copyright.PENANAYp31oLDf94
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)374Please respect copyright.PENANAhOk3zOWdsT
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。374Please respect copyright.PENANAZTH7wkKr8u
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。374Please respect copyright.PENANAs7OL5ocujQ
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。374Please respect copyright.PENANAnQEKpz1Hc0
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。374Please respect copyright.PENANAjpivoHeEnU
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。374Please respect copyright.PENANA9CPds9SGjW
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。374Please respect copyright.PENANAEwInlSYizL
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。374Please respect copyright.PENANAiaKCdQ9x1T
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!374Please respect copyright.PENANA5GTBOJ6L76
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。374Please respect copyright.PENANAZA1Ztbvm1l
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?374Please respect copyright.PENANAlRpSzwTG9H
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我:知少少啦~374Please respect copyright.PENANAgkvY8DWnIj
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。374Please respect copyright.PENANAdpJ33MWQpI
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。374Please respect copyright.PENANAuS6hPORGw2
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。374Please respect copyright.PENANAbB4YwWCSlt
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?374Please respect copyright.PENANA1NTUaEtha6
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。374Please respect copyright.PENANAOd6KqdcuxQ
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。374Please respect copyright.PENANA44APjTh7LD
(佢燦爛地笑道)374Please respect copyright.PENANASpo6pFDcDG
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵374Please respect copyright.PENANAfDhSN0yoMU
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!374Please respect copyright.PENANACtIalMrYnD
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。374Please respect copyright.PENANATwfgQAme6T
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我:我問你一個問題呀?374Please respect copyright.PENANAD0I0cUVlbD
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阿玲:咩?374Please respect copyright.PENANAd6ZncEr9Jf
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?374Please respect copyright.PENANAKT6OA6Dn3t
(我挑逗地說)374Please respect copyright.PENANA27KmlxMKwW
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。374Please respect copyright.PENANAf7SVYrFmI1
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妳個答案都有想像力。374Please respect copyright.PENANAxfyODulJmO
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。374Please respect copyright.PENANA16sTxPkb3w
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。374Please respect copyright.PENANAZso0475GA7
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。374Please respect copyright.PENANA3Hpx1rhH6C
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「I love it when you call me senoirta374Please respect copyright.PENANAIbHLfTiYTl
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya374Please respect copyright.PENANAjhu6AO4kF9
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la374Please respect copyright.PENANAHeXDbhwPMU
It's true, la-la-la374Please respect copyright.PENANAZLgCDaSMX5
Ooh, I should be running374Please respect copyright.PENANAHSaY5A84Ja
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」374Please respect copyright.PENANAUCoew9bc51
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首歌名係Senorita374Please respect copyright.PENANABj3zXiM09s
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。374Please respect copyright.PENANAmsP0k11dtv
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。374Please respect copyright.PENANAKRKd94nP2X
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。374Please respect copyright.PENANAqyLfgWxsMO
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?374Please respect copyright.PENANAB1en8YOOTi
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。374Please respect copyright.PENANAy8bcz6atqz
(挑逗地說)374Please respect copyright.PENANA2Qw3OSh8fc
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。374Please respect copyright.PENANAKKyV3YeqWO
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)374Please respect copyright.PENANAJoAko9AVhx
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。374Please respect copyright.PENANAIQMwQpVBqY
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。374Please respect copyright.PENANA32H3rRW9eA
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。374Please respect copyright.PENANARh1LVxtnMA
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。374Please respect copyright.PENANANP7Y3uQ3ch
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。374Please respect copyright.PENANAss0SQEcg38
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。374Please respect copyright.PENANAAy4YqsCjy9
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。374Please respect copyright.PENANAOPYaK7qH3B
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我:一言為定374Please respect copyright.PENANA4T3HF3jDzQ
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。374Please respect copyright.PENANAuPxxTVsVnc
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。374Please respect copyright.PENANAGguIhMA7qr
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。374Please respect copyright.PENANAxyu0YWnXD8
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。374Please respect copyright.PENANAfWCsSiVSf9
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.