最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。329Please respect copyright.PENANAH8UcD8yvKb
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。329Please respect copyright.PENANAAUFWb2R2nc
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?329Please respect copyright.PENANA5uYIVNt0Z5
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~329Please respect copyright.PENANAYT2ewzif6l
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。329Please respect copyright.PENANALRdVz7EoAy
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。329Please respect copyright.PENANAu1NAg61d2d
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面329Please respect copyright.PENANAmSiKwVPo8W
我:我係戀物type329Please respect copyright.PENANAdxtcPAqYua
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。329Please respect copyright.PENANAqFlBjeqOTG
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?329Please respect copyright.PENANAXkCLTbjNGe
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我:女裝329Please respect copyright.PENANAacEc4esiE4
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?329Please respect copyright.PENANAltdz20hXy1
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。329Please respect copyright.PENANA6LmxjPieth
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。329Please respect copyright.PENANAAUbTYAB1cp
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。329Please respect copyright.PENANAKxb3S0ZRNl
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。329Please respect copyright.PENANA8iyStZZsnl
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。329Please respect copyright.PENANABuYqfFbWZ3
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。329Please respect copyright.PENANAEUid0qLU4I
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。329Please respect copyright.PENANApzk7ORqRLq
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。329Please respect copyright.PENANAZFYg5SxyYc
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?329Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9otu48o1w
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阿玲:女朋友就有。329Please respect copyright.PENANALYWFiErkg3
(暗笑地回道)329Please respect copyright.PENANAlBVvpIkaZe
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。329Please respect copyright.PENANAd2LtUxQ9BB
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我:邊個邊個?329Please respect copyright.PENANAajLyrx5f3N
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)329Please respect copyright.PENANAeSy1aSaLvR
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。329Please respect copyright.PENANAAUycpyF2aQ
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。329Please respect copyright.PENANAZLOSPaA1wA
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。329Please respect copyright.PENANAbMPj4veZRe
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。329Please respect copyright.PENANAmTdhN6Lky8
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。329Please respect copyright.PENANAcPqi8ys2Pe
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。329Please respect copyright.PENANA58EpFtw2aU
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。329Please respect copyright.PENANArHsInO9rrj
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!329Please respect copyright.PENANAGYWtRRRz5q
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。329Please respect copyright.PENANAOzyVzIKCiv
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?329Please respect copyright.PENANAJZc0qwl1pT
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我:知少少啦~329Please respect copyright.PENANAbV7i7wzIxI
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。329Please respect copyright.PENANAbhExnEw5HQ
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。329Please respect copyright.PENANAf927Zdhqm1
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。329Please respect copyright.PENANAq8BPLS1V0X
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?329Please respect copyright.PENANAzO07GECMCi
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。329Please respect copyright.PENANA0EmFeIOu4B
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。329Please respect copyright.PENANAfoAYVqR8Ja
(佢燦爛地笑道)329Please respect copyright.PENANA9h2CdXJA40
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵329Please respect copyright.PENANA8ua0Dtx7Vf
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!329Please respect copyright.PENANABxv2xLhysn
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。329Please respect copyright.PENANAz2Q0cjwEPS
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我:我問你一個問題呀?329Please respect copyright.PENANAaWen3Bcxjp
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阿玲:咩?329Please respect copyright.PENANAgfFifSO8Rv
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?329Please respect copyright.PENANAypxY6gri6S
(我挑逗地說)329Please respect copyright.PENANAGnD3OnyQXs
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。329Please respect copyright.PENANACsx7ggFnV9
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妳個答案都有想像力。329Please respect copyright.PENANAV64SBMI7mj
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。329Please respect copyright.PENANAo9gGXsZ87p
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。329Please respect copyright.PENANAF40UlLWkRA
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。329Please respect copyright.PENANAtvfPXMXMnl
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「I love it when you call me senoirta329Please respect copyright.PENANAPiQtxCDUv6
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya329Please respect copyright.PENANAsK3FVkIXvN
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la329Please respect copyright.PENANA6BGB4dBy4T
It's true, la-la-la329Please respect copyright.PENANAXEznc6DWaF
Ooh, I should be running329Please respect copyright.PENANAWcIpmAWuGM
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」329Please respect copyright.PENANAvncNU2wfZd
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首歌名係Senorita329Please respect copyright.PENANAtLggtEzJ4g
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。329Please respect copyright.PENANAdXsNU5a1F8
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。329Please respect copyright.PENANAxSY1Xyybih
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。329Please respect copyright.PENANAPrMoKB6UPr
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?329Please respect copyright.PENANAO7zRe0Y4z0
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。329Please respect copyright.PENANAqxMke0b8ZY
(挑逗地說)329Please respect copyright.PENANACgkYfsx27v
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。329Please respect copyright.PENANAw83FNvmly8
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)329Please respect copyright.PENANAxk5eahFcpu
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。329Please respect copyright.PENANACZNy1DRXC5
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。329Please respect copyright.PENANAwuoSJTxJCO
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。329Please respect copyright.PENANAbkF8Q91PKX
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。329Please respect copyright.PENANAKk5QP8KsTY
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。329Please respect copyright.PENANA47pEPy9uZ3
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。329Please respect copyright.PENANAzU75tXfpmM
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。329Please respect copyright.PENANAGeKX542xZg
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我:一言為定329Please respect copyright.PENANAolWRDNXhuS
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。329Please respect copyright.PENANAX7rbOdRwsm
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。329Please respect copyright.PENANAmKgSYPtNd9
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。329Please respect copyright.PENANAWi0OgVO95N
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。329Please respect copyright.PENANAIEQVDc50dO
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.