最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6PgngSt1e
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFi5f3yeZ5
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfsoBGlX4t
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbz4PUy0kJ
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFksyYpxAH
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHof0UjiKUn
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVab3Fb7SH5
我：我係戀物type327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAyY5wAq9e
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Gz0RlQmIl
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAdHa29WKX
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我：女裝327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kSfPyCDOH
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvte1baK11
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUZQP9s72A
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4e1cuqyvK
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuvWWPwsn2
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfe4OpfGdTn
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57SuACaA5s
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbh3WRxPbd
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHx1HKZ6lo
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibATIzypM7
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJla4NNygOv
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阿玲：女朋友就有。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLrsNU0gzX
（暗笑地回道）327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdr2q96k9p
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dQf3MAiaT
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我：邊個邊個？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaodLsZy0L
(我咀角上揚，盯住佢雙眼)327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92zUMHyHp7
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUoFsLOLqT
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVromRqK1P
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RX6R5uL7U
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzAnpLQspe
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tA3RqrYdV
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3NalpS01f
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6TkR9lf12
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4CYiPrqYm
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBbJhGOfA2
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRnlaYCnTI
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我：知少少啦～327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvAhiHobhd
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYJB9Sinrl
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3klN0PVMv
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXde6V0bCWE
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpuYuRjo2I
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0fXsaIlhI
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqZgRADbjg
(佢燦爛地笑道)327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOT2BElHrl
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXfVL9TBmZ
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8o0tuH7PRD
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHB3pXLzrE
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我：我問你一個問題呀？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZ2G4rFlMc
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阿玲：咩？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDZmFSwqOv
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1Ama6DKQM
(我挑逗地說)327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRgDisQcLa
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgARjad4ec
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妳個答案都有想像力。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwphGmIZ1bL
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBUN4C5dlV
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jxuH4WxhY
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vtx4N3mhO
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「I love it when you call me senoirta327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRVNu98Qp2
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70jTP7OeYl
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuw1mikpUc
It's true, la-la-la327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ioQWURZBw
Ooh, I should be running327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtlyJ4cW6J
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oAiGSDjCs
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首歌名係Senorita327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0luL0Tv8N
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwP9mmvazAH
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFf4UmrMhj
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71awHH7UtI
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2BDckGdm4
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEeJOBdrBn
(挑逗地說)327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vej4ljSwk
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBNuUNHtHy
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDB9hTdIbV
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLfzQulFpG
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3rMxWu61J
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uOgWmPcyK
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVbkwqvTqF
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSlNw7SGbr
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyuZQmD9n7
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGgFve82Qp
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我：一言為定327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wVdbUatXB
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfj703t4pDa
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLft5RyjEwH
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTwLDmmKMk
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDCInkA2MH
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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