最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路，終於入到一間冰室度坐。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2w5RPk0bO
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經過最新了解，知道佢x1都係phy，我心裡默喜，因為終於可以日日見面了。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtajTm9rexk
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我：點解你咁早放嘅?387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yEP3x5rt0
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阿玲：老闆好人嘛~387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Xu7hd1zrb
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我地望左陣餐牌，然後叫埋野食。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPfcPKZKnJ
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阿玲：你真係唔打J㗎？你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XbyPSj2W4
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我：會嘅，但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiONukt35Qw
我：我係戀物type387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAa6viC7bZ
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講起性topic，或多或少都會尷尬。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabfxmShoDE
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阿玲：點樣戀物法？387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LpfglzuVC
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我：女裝387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhK9ar1mX01
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阿玲：咁有冇試過做偽娘？387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUTieImg6F
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我：幼稚園時試過，但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfsJ2UuR2l
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講起我嘅性生活，如果你問我中意男定女嘅話，我當然係中意女㗎啦。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7keAYekrfR
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不過如果俾人問到：你想同男仔攪定女仔攪？我就會諗一陣先答到：同女仔攪。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMCCiGsvl3
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只不過，我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢，我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLkimUbBj4
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In general，「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力，或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話，有啲人真係討厭扑嘢，有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫；而我就屬於後者。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5aei6VTXg
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雖然唔一定扑嘢，但身為無性戀，都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqplyGgN9M
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲，同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多，可能返工見人見得多，所以唔再怕羞，我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKNxt1N0g4
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dead air咗幾秒，我又問野。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cj2tF23qb
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我：你真係未識過男朋友？387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15DCJLwl6L
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阿玲：女朋友就有。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WqmR8PmgU
（暗笑地回道）387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGT10rTlCj
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呢個世代，一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常，都無須驚訝。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG7rpJ0E4E
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我：邊個邊個？387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvSXUgadKZ
(我咀角上揚，盯住佢雙眼)387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtp8b7Fk25
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你：咪你囉，你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁，我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLz0cOOKGR
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題外話，我記得以前睇過一本書，叫做「男女心理大不同」，入面有一節講過，有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨，3成柔情似水嘅味)，咁先係最吸引女仔。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu7lHdCKXP
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呢種心理背後嘅原因，係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外，有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AgenaBCF4
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當然，係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話，唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVW09BTtwH
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但唔好忘記，你點玩都好，始終要做返男仔。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptFwtjJfLU
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吹左陣水，飯終於到。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63Xyf9Q2EI
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉，而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯，大家仲有湯送添。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfexuUf9AT
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我：你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇！387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeW40eu6Bbm
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半，阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5Nm8vlLi9
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阿玲：你識唔識希臘神話?387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphpMAAYmjJ
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我：知少少啦～387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LkzT1jMgg
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D，所以唔會完全唔識。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiHQgeRtAx
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎，原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4u86IHmqe
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阿玲：知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野，所以我專登買比你。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaHRd1RI50
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我：多謝你呀！你買咗幾多錢呀？387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mZEj7zRza
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阿玲：係我frd幫我買架，都唔係好貴啫，百零二百蚊啦。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjo0A2i7wBF
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阿玲：你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時，要點著呢盞燈，因為聖火會保護你呀！只要有油就點到火喇。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK01iIo5KKb
(佢燦爛地笑道)387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmDefXnSJf
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我：但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijo1bPDeHF
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阿玲：但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩？有乜理由製造完人類，就唔比人類用火煮食，明明火係生活必須品嘛！387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67EL2erpqf
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件，如果我係希臘神族，我都會反抗宙斯。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EmFZqxsxK
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我：我問你一個問題呀？387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAfcgVuvQs
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阿玲：咩？387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhNzRG1Mla
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我：如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈，攪到屋企火粥，咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火？387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcdA5d9mCq
(我挑逗地說)387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBqcSbHsQm
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阿玲：到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebHpKO6kvm
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妳個答案都有想像力。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9SEFJpBUv
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我同阿玲食完飯，叫埋兩杯甜品。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTPHO8jqjp
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阿玲：我有首歌要比你聽。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk46A29MQjD
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佢share耳筒比我，都幾好聽bo。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp8AfbVsAr
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「I love it when you call me senoirta387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmciZiIEaZX
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9R9TKZ7ngV
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCXAZNQDsf
It's true, la-la-la387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjULLrU69j
Ooh, I should be running387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4qqVFMALC
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4nbDKFwP6
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首歌名係Senorita387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeB6beNVnWX
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwgVWUpnkY
我立即攞電話出黎google，原來senorita 本來係西班牙文，意思叫：未婚女人，用廣東話型象化地表達，即係叫人地做：小姐姐。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuuhjnVW88
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阿玲：最近熱爆wor，youtube日日都見到排榜首。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpkzzcCX9r
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我：聽歌詞，個背景天氣應該係夏天？387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg1AgMSI8y
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阿玲：冇錯，小姐姐。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESzUoPHc7W
(挑逗地說)387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkCVp7jGij
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我：夠啦小妹妹，唔好再叫我姐姐喇。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2qUCwMZT6
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03WGWpsINo
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「阿玲，你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱，拮件芒果餵阿玲。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVvspWRnJx
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq4d4bMRBD
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阿玲：今個月尾，即28號開始，我有一個星期day off，想去長洲過夜呀。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu3uJafi9g
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我：咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQ0B5joPJ0
我：約你28號中午，由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMWjgYylB0
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我送阿玲一個微笑，而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfV5dYUaDc
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阿玲：咁約定你到時見喇，我再wts你呀。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0ezdhCvva
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我：一言為定387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8buJIXyLMd
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說畢，我又摸佢個頭頂。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPMXgCsA8u
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阿玲：哎呀，唔好攪我個頭啦，又俾你攪到亂曬。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QkvjFLnPr
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我：咁我幫你梳返順囉。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycak09iDWm
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最後離開冰室，我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望，默許了長洲的約會。387Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XxRQB2Kus
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多謝妳送我油燈，Senorita.
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