最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。386Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3tv8lH0vw
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。386Please respect copyright.PENANACeK5sRtx4n
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?386Please respect copyright.PENANAk90UIMIXxA
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~386Please respect copyright.PENANA4F32bto5Iv
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。386Please respect copyright.PENANAnjkx0oPI4t
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。386Please respect copyright.PENANAA9qaCI4PTE
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面386Please respect copyright.PENANAKxcn3s2VzJ
我:我係戀物type386Please respect copyright.PENANAzHodQietYI
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。386Please respect copyright.PENANA9i44emV3wG
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?386Please respect copyright.PENANAYX2446quEF
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我:女裝386Please respect copyright.PENANAwNSg4de8y3
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?386Please respect copyright.PENANArwZRvvKOoM
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。386Please respect copyright.PENANAFfz3p6Jk6z
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。386Please respect copyright.PENANAUV9iEjg8Lq
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。386Please respect copyright.PENANABLctselicN
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。386Please respect copyright.PENANAKoDUFSRkqT
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。386Please respect copyright.PENANAZlAPEYeWE1
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。386Please respect copyright.PENANAegkyquPnYc
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。386Please respect copyright.PENANATnQpRQYRbS
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。386Please respect copyright.PENANAKqjJ5NXR4z
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?386Please respect copyright.PENANAXf8vVZjJTP
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阿玲:女朋友就有。386Please respect copyright.PENANAMkulK3Rhyz
(暗笑地回道)386Please respect copyright.PENANA2cz3cPAADO
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。386Please respect copyright.PENANAnQeLSg2glm
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我:邊個邊個?386Please respect copyright.PENANAdz2crOfNEn
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)386Please respect copyright.PENANAf5h2NrX0Go
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。386Please respect copyright.PENANA8W7QAL9Sw2
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。386Please respect copyright.PENANA4xvtiCkUKL
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。386Please respect copyright.PENANAgysm0RIx2Q
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。386Please respect copyright.PENANAMFCjHgKAUu
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。386Please respect copyright.PENANAKef8sEtIaq
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。386Please respect copyright.PENANAQY1IYtTsaZ
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。386Please respect copyright.PENANAT0EV123uVD
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!386Please respect copyright.PENANA5LASi4Xxiw
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。386Please respect copyright.PENANApUbIkjOy8q
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?386Please respect copyright.PENANAJH1o0Xo8rj
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我:知少少啦~386Please respect copyright.PENANAUyQmSjLsjM
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。386Please respect copyright.PENANAQlB8QvsWNj
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。386Please respect copyright.PENANAmKYTgGNEe7
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。386Please respect copyright.PENANATaVqwed3en
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?386Please respect copyright.PENANAD3Bu97qGei
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。386Please respect copyright.PENANAmGydQqY6dO
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。386Please respect copyright.PENANAbDrzPfayUy
(佢燦爛地笑道)386Please respect copyright.PENANASJakDQ8AOU
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵386Please respect copyright.PENANA3c7FakS19f
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!386Please respect copyright.PENANASVgNcZTqGx
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。386Please respect copyright.PENANAWLT2yUTDP2
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我:我問你一個問題呀?386Please respect copyright.PENANAQH6B1gm8Oo
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阿玲:咩?386Please respect copyright.PENANAGM8su1hu7g
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?386Please respect copyright.PENANAQHddTcSoqU
(我挑逗地說)386Please respect copyright.PENANAhu86Uis9au
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。386Please respect copyright.PENANAYWFNWM4nXv
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妳個答案都有想像力。386Please respect copyright.PENANACFO6uvFBQ4
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。386Please respect copyright.PENANAdGH18NDcoq
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。386Please respect copyright.PENANATSIvcT1mWN
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。386Please respect copyright.PENANAY7kKtIXf2L
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「I love it when you call me senoirta386Please respect copyright.PENANAYV5I4vKtMN
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya386Please respect copyright.PENANAHrPgGB7kHX
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la386Please respect copyright.PENANAEysALhZwyd
It's true, la-la-la386Please respect copyright.PENANAYWKwbCtu11
Ooh, I should be running386Please respect copyright.PENANAvW8OlMtXgu
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」386Please respect copyright.PENANAdCNG44wznM
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首歌名係Senorita386Please respect copyright.PENANA8TQHzBie4C
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。386Please respect copyright.PENANANGHHkuUsa0
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。386Please respect copyright.PENANAyLB0WvgbBM
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。386Please respect copyright.PENANAFyHrVGFzwR
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?386Please respect copyright.PENANAqPVoKatmhd
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。386Please respect copyright.PENANAoQCMean3Il
(挑逗地說)386Please respect copyright.PENANANoKquuVon6
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。386Please respect copyright.PENANAMb9wFqzoJK
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)386Please respect copyright.PENANABKDuHbs9Qv
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。386Please respect copyright.PENANAc2IwY7IMKQ
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。386Please respect copyright.PENANA9Qd5eF4OPc
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。386Please respect copyright.PENANAtdyfwhLbTD
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。386Please respect copyright.PENANAgT6UT0dWSQ
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。386Please respect copyright.PENANA3ilKqWx0xD
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。386Please respect copyright.PENANAOpqAoM6vYi
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。386Please respect copyright.PENANAt02r3IpttJ
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我:一言為定386Please respect copyright.PENANA0LPE9odf33
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。386Please respect copyright.PENANAchMweqOAqP
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。386Please respect copyright.PENANAlq4UpuFcWX
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。386Please respect copyright.PENANAsrBnj9X3tD
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。386Please respect copyright.PENANAlXfYip6iIs
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.