最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。168Please respect copyright.PENANAWbGdBHFFYV
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。168Please respect copyright.PENANAT85Oy7gknq
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?168Please respect copyright.PENANAe7DD4Krx8w
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~168Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZbOOhHaE5
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。168Please respect copyright.PENANAdYH9URoCi4
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。168Please respect copyright.PENANAhn5WXEwzsQ
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面168Please respect copyright.PENANACe3UlqsdXC
我:我係戀物type168Please respect copyright.PENANAde6NxfTwpS
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。168Please respect copyright.PENANAUcsxA7LhE4
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?168Please respect copyright.PENANAAeQvSaxypu
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我:女裝168Please respect copyright.PENANA7kfDgz09em
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?168Please respect copyright.PENANABklZgg1gVq
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。168Please respect copyright.PENANA8kWzIf6rog
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。168Please respect copyright.PENANAsElV8qBoSM
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。168Please respect copyright.PENANAwAtK40AcJk
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。168Please respect copyright.PENANAJkbU9cwNyA
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。168Please respect copyright.PENANAuHNrnfi5pD
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。168Please respect copyright.PENANAM3NA2ZOylX
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。168Please respect copyright.PENANAyfJSZAnsrI
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。168Please respect copyright.PENANA0DwoWD7HXC
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?168Please respect copyright.PENANAiR3Kt4DiLq
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阿玲:女朋友就有。168Please respect copyright.PENANAF3zuFTVW35
(暗笑地回道)168Please respect copyright.PENANANVoZmp6dFy
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。168Please respect copyright.PENANAPhoucsVIaR
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我:邊個邊個?168Please respect copyright.PENANAGuoulK6u9V
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)168Please respect copyright.PENANAOva5COTp5l
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。168Please respect copyright.PENANA9zJKt5WnTY
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。168Please respect copyright.PENANATMF7WRQ4aT
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。168Please respect copyright.PENANAnpJTujNjcN
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。168Please respect copyright.PENANAjYS43X4K2m
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。168Please respect copyright.PENANASzThpQnN1m
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。168Please respect copyright.PENANAOSFYjgQThF
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。168Please respect copyright.PENANAdkLk0lW27w
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!168Please respect copyright.PENANA8PdahobWhF
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。168Please respect copyright.PENANAKms5BVFUuS
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?168Please respect copyright.PENANAqs7h5fXRLJ
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我:知少少啦~168Please respect copyright.PENANAL92yfCvsji
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。168Please respect copyright.PENANAlNzx4HeBmS
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。168Please respect copyright.PENANAh7N9T0UTBu
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。168Please respect copyright.PENANAgzASxhhYgK
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?168Please respect copyright.PENANA6fF5GGorfI
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。168Please respect copyright.PENANAfi4QZ0qy8k
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。168Please respect copyright.PENANABK8dTDBTWA
(佢燦爛地笑道)168Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9UYlFBuVC
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵168Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9OIrSwv3u
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!168Please respect copyright.PENANAiNAsE4cSk9
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。168Please respect copyright.PENANAtrBoZGBFP1
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我:我問你一個問題呀?168Please respect copyright.PENANAzvljEIvuzx
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阿玲:咩?168Please respect copyright.PENANAgquYEbcHRn
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?168Please respect copyright.PENANAiOozBBG0e0
(我挑逗地說)168Please respect copyright.PENANAGMjPyuMOZv
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。168Please respect copyright.PENANAYpNfLJWpSy
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妳個答案都有想像力。168Please respect copyright.PENANAeI93HzfuHa
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。168Please respect copyright.PENANAbqKAH6egFB
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。168Please respect copyright.PENANArwCtJ4UfKR
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。168Please respect copyright.PENANAwt9QAS6skm
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「I love it when you call me senoirta168Please respect copyright.PENANAUl1TM0vTHg
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya168Please respect copyright.PENANAiMCViPaF5s
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la168Please respect copyright.PENANAYCKVufx8wI
It's true, la-la-la168Please respect copyright.PENANA5dE2UtUEke
Ooh, I should be running168Please respect copyright.PENANAqFDoPuoZNx
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」168Please respect copyright.PENANADVD5wlTUFa
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首歌名係Senorita168Please respect copyright.PENANAOa22wniyw5
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。168Please respect copyright.PENANA1uPgwWDLmn
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。168Please respect copyright.PENANAt4MRdt9ckZ
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。168Please respect copyright.PENANA6jMrHCHr2c
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?168Please respect copyright.PENANAnMDneT43Y9
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。168Please respect copyright.PENANAOE4lMJkuS7
(挑逗地說)168Please respect copyright.PENANAO09zmErbAR
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。168Please respect copyright.PENANABjjiqjozKL
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)168Please respect copyright.PENANAR4fW4rJBtK
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。168Please respect copyright.PENANAob5QbCsV3G
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。168Please respect copyright.PENANAIKkgOxOV7w
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。168Please respect copyright.PENANAf99HMuQ4Qx
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。168Please respect copyright.PENANAVoXnEAfFV2
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。168Please respect copyright.PENANAbboputSEMk
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。168Please respect copyright.PENANAr6QTaXIoKi
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。168Please respect copyright.PENANAJQlnzkfo5r
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我:一言為定168Please respect copyright.PENANAuLdcwQEvXu
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。168Please respect copyright.PENANA1wG87rcbKN
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。168Please respect copyright.PENANAYSMUj5N6yV
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。168Please respect copyright.PENANA4Y0wczUSFY
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。168Please respect copyright.PENANAZCkjI2irPP
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.