最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。332Please respect copyright.PENANALT44pIE7Xa
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。332Please respect copyright.PENANA1dwdgzjC6e
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?332Please respect copyright.PENANAnh15kJmI5P
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~332Please respect copyright.PENANAFLCgUkseEz
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。332Please respect copyright.PENANAYApBeARde9
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。332Please respect copyright.PENANAxuIPeuTp2f
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面332Please respect copyright.PENANAFuWqLjC0H6
我:我係戀物type332Please respect copyright.PENANAdoIWtWAtEW
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。332Please respect copyright.PENANA9ojEXj8Lq6
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?332Please respect copyright.PENANAgbHs1ldHcI
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我:女裝332Please respect copyright.PENANAt1GXp2l5Qq
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?332Please respect copyright.PENANAi9gx1C6DF8
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。332Please respect copyright.PENANAqPhOOjLheq
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。332Please respect copyright.PENANAVcZ553VLvp
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。332Please respect copyright.PENANAsbfbdrVcn3
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。332Please respect copyright.PENANAnlGwb1rAmR
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。332Please respect copyright.PENANAkFXwy9d9mt
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。332Please respect copyright.PENANA3AwNhxUL4k
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。332Please respect copyright.PENANASzD1Yv56pk
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。332Please respect copyright.PENANAldyxGFKeze
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?332Please respect copyright.PENANAJraWFcd32f
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阿玲:女朋友就有。332Please respect copyright.PENANAwMjgQ1qr9I
(暗笑地回道)332Please respect copyright.PENANAoJc9KtXuqb
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。332Please respect copyright.PENANAGzSnlCcMjF
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我:邊個邊個?332Please respect copyright.PENANAOUaWs76Jcn
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)332Please respect copyright.PENANAN6Xg631TMV
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。332Please respect copyright.PENANARhwhcCa42v
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。332Please respect copyright.PENANANctQRt7KCI
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。332Please respect copyright.PENANAUgWlAyezKB
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。332Please respect copyright.PENANAJGt7qgKK1P
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。332Please respect copyright.PENANAkelf6Mcr0W
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。332Please respect copyright.PENANAQvQNhnofQf
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。332Please respect copyright.PENANAOyLk4oZbwb
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!332Please respect copyright.PENANAia1uSziIBa
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。332Please respect copyright.PENANApb7wqwpkSk
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?332Please respect copyright.PENANAp9MGAdpRRH
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我:知少少啦~332Please respect copyright.PENANAFGDThI7z7D
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。332Please respect copyright.PENANASxIBI6eN22
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。332Please respect copyright.PENANAqEoT3W2kje
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。332Please respect copyright.PENANAohjXfx5qPS
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?332Please respect copyright.PENANAB4Q8DrL1kM
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。332Please respect copyright.PENANARjGh9pEAFt
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。332Please respect copyright.PENANAI3n4oEAzXv
(佢燦爛地笑道)332Please respect copyright.PENANAJDyNejPUYm
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵332Please respect copyright.PENANARjcrtWE8zL
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!332Please respect copyright.PENANAHsaoFFcLtj
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。332Please respect copyright.PENANAkJCg7gmN7P
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我:我問你一個問題呀?332Please respect copyright.PENANAEGjYCUfuPD
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阿玲:咩?332Please respect copyright.PENANATLzFTGCOOh
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?332Please respect copyright.PENANAcWYtgU5I55
(我挑逗地說)332Please respect copyright.PENANAtAEoIKJmWF
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。332Please respect copyright.PENANAe3au3J73AN
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妳個答案都有想像力。332Please respect copyright.PENANAgw37eAFhpv
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。332Please respect copyright.PENANACgBAEwARHa
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。332Please respect copyright.PENANAoUeRhvJRH4
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。332Please respect copyright.PENANAdu0MDX3JvA
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「I love it when you call me senoirta332Please respect copyright.PENANAyPrCDABCY7
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya332Please respect copyright.PENANAm3A477OfI9
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la332Please respect copyright.PENANAcyP0wHgC0V
It's true, la-la-la332Please respect copyright.PENANAwWXZvaMX9H
Ooh, I should be running332Please respect copyright.PENANA3wfXY1yRWS
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」332Please respect copyright.PENANAA7f8XY0bV4
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首歌名係Senorita332Please respect copyright.PENANAkgSiv7Wra0
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。332Please respect copyright.PENANA9aaRvthGSw
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。332Please respect copyright.PENANAtwBhuDJz7v
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。332Please respect copyright.PENANA76z0xJTCRG
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?332Please respect copyright.PENANAnvULH2kWq1
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。332Please respect copyright.PENANAdkQt3Yktpo
(挑逗地說)332Please respect copyright.PENANA0jTmsBcUVx
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。332Please respect copyright.PENANA4S3NSUlsUU
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)332Please respect copyright.PENANAuYKNm3msi4
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。332Please respect copyright.PENANArSBHGZ9Pd1
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。332Please respect copyright.PENANAPsbi6KIMSp
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。332Please respect copyright.PENANAyWwG9n4iYQ
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。332Please respect copyright.PENANAk4tPxvUBJe
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。332Please respect copyright.PENANApZmYd2a2aG
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。332Please respect copyright.PENANAk9bSQhCgF3
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。332Please respect copyright.PENANAEsX2hyBQmx
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我:一言為定332Please respect copyright.PENANAwExIu1ssPp
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。332Please respect copyright.PENANAlz3VUM9OC8
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。332Please respect copyright.PENANAVwlnd31aYg
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。332Please respect copyright.PENANAWR9uf3InL2
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。332Please respect copyright.PENANAAr6iGeZY1X
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.