I have friends, many friends and sometimes, I can't tell the difference between a real one and a fake one. But still, I have friends.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8a540jIjxy
To be completely honest, friends pisses me off. No, I'm not talking about actual friends, I'm talking about the word....and maybe the tv show. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClgg2KmHDB
But the word "friends" pisses me off SO much that I seriously despise it when someone uses that term on me. It just has so many meanings and they can either be good or bad. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImfpJW8mXR
Anyway, there are types of friends- in my opinion at least:986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CZfuOAQvz
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1- THE true friend:986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMR7lHN8m3
In this small world, there aren't a lot of people that are classified as "true" friends. In fact, this world is filled with so many fake people that you can't tell who likes you and who just... hangs out. But these people are loyal, trustworthy and encouraging. They stay with you no matter who you are, what mistakes you've done and just accept you for being you in general. Now don't get this one mixed up with the second type below, because trust me love, looks can be deceiving. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtug6EGuJIY
These friends don't ditch you when they see another person, they don't talk behind your back- not even in the slightest. They defend you, even when you're wrong and if they don't agree with what you're doing, they're blunt about it- they tell you the truth no matter how harsh and cruel it is because they want what's best for you. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJPO5w5Z8m
Anyway, enough of this sappy shit, on to the barbie doll.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXc8ro1kwk
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2- Barbie Dolls:986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVqJiJFqVi
Now this person does not have to be a blonde haired, blue eyed human like how they are stereotyped in books, but they have the personality of a barbie, aka, plastic. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgXoJOx1vn
Have you heard of that quote, "bitch get out of the sun, I hate the smell of plastic?" Well let me tell you, that quote is spot on for those fake people when they go out in the sun.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbABVi2epC
I can't even begin to describe how many barbies I used to hang out with. I mean, I admit, I was an innocent- like really fucken innocent-girl in primary and middle school and never realized how fake they were. But thankfully I grew out of my innocent phrase-well at least a little bit-to the point I know a fake person when I see one.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGEF7u1DPU
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3- Floater:986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6fmDaAtU8
We all have that one friend who floats from one group to another that it's really hard to tell if they're good people or are just there for gossip. I don't really know much about the floaters because I don't know anyone like that- well I do but I don't know what to say about them. They're floaters and that's final.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkAqLyfxQV
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4- The Quiet Friend:986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb64xGtVBMu
I'm pretty sure you've met a quiet person before- hell, you might even be one yourself (like just the quiet characteristics..that's all I'm comparing you to.)986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQHNQaxjPF
It's said that it's always the quiet ones that know the most, that they're the ones you can go to when in need of advice, or when you want to tell a secret- because you know, they're quiet and can keep their mouths shut.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PdTWAKOUV
Oh and don't forget the stereotype type that we observe what's going on around us. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0aTKaBko8
My God! I can do a whole different chapter rant about the stereotypes of the quiet friend...Or person. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2yDo6DzTi
Now I'm not insulting those kinds of people, because I know I'm one of them. Except for when I know you're annoyed and decide to annoying you further by becoming the chatterbox. But, beware because there are TWO types of quiet people. There are the ones above and the ones under. There's a BIG difference between the two. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxKXO2zQ1A
The second type of quiet people are those who don't keep secrets, aren't wise, aren't loyal and they sure as hell don't observe and know what's going around them. These are the specific types I'm talking about. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7uqK2dcBQ
These type of quiet people are the bad ones. I know someone that fits in that category and they're not good people. They're the type of people who categorize you because they think they know you. They're the type who say, "yeah yeah, I'll help out" but secretly try to make things worse. You see what I'm trying to say here? 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCtiDeQWaG
They try to be like the stereotyped quiet kids but end up doing the opposite and making things worse. They try to act as if they're observing you and then go spit out a whole bunch of crap that isn't even close to who you truly are. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP3xYJX69D
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Just in general, these people are worse than the fake barbies. Just saying...986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMIJx9ymQs
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5- The Chatterbox: 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFdfhaOssj
I'm pretty sure in every wattpad cliche book there's one of those friends. And I'm pretty sure I and every other human on this planet has been through the phrase of talking non-stop, even if it's just for five minutes. Anyway, those people aren't bad, but they also can be annoying as heck. They love gossip-or at least that's what wattpad has stereotyped them as.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWwoz7KmyG
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6- The Ditchers:986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgdDiY27Yb
Now not to be blunt or anything, but I hate these type of friends-actually I loathe them. The ditchers are the type of friends that hang out with you then go to the next person. Doesn't make sense?986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILzY6UzuFE
Well here's an example. I had this friend back in year six who was a ditcher. This one time, we were walking together and then she saw someone that was classified as "popular" back then and immediately ran after them, leaving me walking on my own. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Be7c3GXbv
The next day, I stopped being friends with her, because let's admit it, why would you want to be friends with a person that sees you as a second choice and would kiss the ground of trump's dump for a spotlight of attention? 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFC9COeJRX
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7- Which brings us to the next type: The attention-loving friend:986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gappjQvql
Everyone loves the attention every once in the while- unless you're people like me who can't stand it because it makes you claustrophobic, which then causes you to panic and breath like a person taking their last breath in a coffin-then yes, everyone loves the attention once in a while. But these type of people live that shit. It's their cocaine, their alcohol, their cigarette-don't even ask me why I just listed those, because frankly that's what popped in my head when I thought of addiction.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizCY3THHpO
Anyway, these types of friends would do anything to bring the attention onto them. They could talk loudly- I mean I get that there are naturally loud people on this planet, but this friend would be talking normally and then would see someone-let's say Donald Trump for example- and automatically they'd sound like they have thousands of microphones in front of them. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyU6nTZCas
Let's just say, if the spotlight is on you for once in a while, these type of friends would just love to steal it away. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qTpqOYcYo
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8- The Smart Friend:986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ONyPLImrS
You know, I'm always happy to have smart friends because it makes me look smart by hanging out with the smarty family. But I also dislike them because they're smart. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIoxNdm7dk
Now I'm not saying that I'm jealous of these friends. No. I'm saying that they can annoying at times. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUqM3Ishnn
I mean, yes, they make you seem like a dumb fuck.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa95ijYbr17
Yes, you're most likely going to whack them on the side of their heads hoping they could lose some brain cells because they're always the first to answer the question.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTrbSiV209
Yes, you never can get the chance to put your hand up to answer the question because THAT smartass has called it out. I mean, you stupid idiot, why can't you put your hand up like the rest of the class?!986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4BZhx02p8
Yes, at stages they just won't SHUT UP.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZIjr7DDXr
Yes, they annoy you by continuously saying "oh that's easy" or " I know that". 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKsUy2UTTx
Like no offence, but we don't give a damn if you know it or not. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaNjEhYfdA
If I had wanted your opinion smarty-pants, I would've married you.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hquOuaFHD
But guys, let's not go quick to conclusion. They're still our friends and we love them to bits.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yu0dhKJQC
Besides, look on the bright side, they can give us answers. What more do you want?986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPUovlqfck
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9- The Clown Friend:986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoLoTsYRYh
This friend is funny as hell. Like I'm not even kidding. We all have that one friend who's funny and makes us laugh all the time. They're probably the best person in this whole list. I mean, it's just laughter when you're around them. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
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10- The Hot Friend:986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF1ELi4uQS
I don't have a friend like that.. Or at least I don't know, I don't swing that way. But who has that one friend who is so good looking that it's like the world just stops. And stares. Anyone? 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoemhPh64pX
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11- Two-Faced Bitch:986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU28BFRf3vY
Oh I know this. I know this very well. I have a lot of friends like that. Heck, I'm even currently friends with people like them. And to be completely and utterly honest, they're annoying. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTmhoXQsmE
Like I know this friend who always smiles in my face at school and always tries to have a laugh with me and she'd be like,986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZp9ggAS7Hy
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXaKvsPunS
And I'd be like 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr9gwPe55j
"HAHAHAHAHAHA-yeah no, fuck off."986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO7LU8yERB
It's just that, why do you need to continue being friends with a two-or as how I used to say it in middle school, tooth faced people even after you know the bullcrap they've said?986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8mWluDI4H
Personally, I wouldn't waste my time with fake people, because as they say, 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXSjnmR84I
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12- The Competitive Friend:986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2zB2IboUZ
Now this one was tricky. VERY tricky. I didn't have any friends who I knew were competitive. I knew people of that trait but I didn't know a friend.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzrDcMkJRb
So I decided to test something out. I pretended to be bragging at my fabulous artistic talentsin front of a friend and I said to her, "I'm not the type to brag or anything, but everyone knows that I'm a better drawer than you."986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2hkIO5kMJ
Now to be honest, there is a such thing called "good artist" and it doesn't matter the technique you use as a drawing style, because a good drawer is a good fucken drawer. But I'm getting ahead of myself. What I'm trying to say is, the fact that I wasn't trying to brag. I just wanted to see how competitive she was or if she was competitive at all. Which by the way, she's one hell of a competitive person. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX07D03hNaA
Which brings me to how I feel about competitive people. They're annoying. I know, I know, I've said that about most type of friends on here, but seriously, the annoyance level here is fucken high. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Oz2bxyEp4
I know for a fact that I'm not a competitive person and I honestly struggled to come up with things to brag about when she fired back at me because I mean come on, what are we, five year old kids competing about who picks a bigger snot from their nose?986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8GowTIdfm
Which brings me to the conclusion of what I feel about "competitive friends". If you don't have a competitive friend, I think that you're currently living in heaven. I mean, there are a lot of people who are competitive, but I'm talking about the type of person that competes against a friend. A. Friend. I mean, come on, for fuck's sake, they're your friend. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KdRSrGpay
I don't find it a good thing when a friend competes against a friend. Because to me, this competition can turn into something else. It turns into jealousy, hatred and just negativity in general. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps2ZAZpOtR
When you compete against a friend in a joking matter, that's different. But there's also a BIG difference between a joke and the truth.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbhkRxvOqJ
No one needs that in their lives. Get rid of negativity before it gets rid of you. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5bwD8INuR
And if you can't get rid of that, get rid of that competitive trait before it not only makes you lose your friends, but yourself too. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw1iUkv2jZ
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Those are the types of friends that I've had or met. Have you met any of those? Or even better, are there any other types of friends that aren't listed here?986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtAl9vzEsx
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Anyway, enough of friends. They're giving me a headache. 986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8391x7ukO
Catcha later Trump hater.986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzaNf3Ybjw
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UPDATE: I...don't even know what to say. Over a year later looking at this, I'm quite mortified of the amount of negativity and hatred that I held towards others. I mean, what I said above was off course true, but it's my tone and choice of wording. You guys probably won't understand and that's perfectly okay. But wow, I'm...yeah. I don't know.
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