我起身送客,心想客人幾步走出門口都要送住出,傳統理髮服務真是招呼周到。客人走到門框前,就轉頭眼厲厲望住我。291Please respect copyright.PENANAnFOeOZnqVb
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「拜拜!」我對他揮揮手,自知柒下柒下,但搞成咁都唔知有乜好講,總之就是我錯。291Please respect copyright.PENANA0CT42vPvi9
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「吓?哥仔我唔識行,你帶我路好無。」客人吓了一聲,語氣其實仍然好聲好氣,我賤我身痕,寧願他開口埋口屌鳩我。291Please respect copyright.PENANAtFCNRINc47
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「送埋人地去目的地啦好心!」師傅插話提點,又拍了我背脊一下,解釋道:「人地係朗豪坊睇到人賣燈賣地磚,見有明路行所以先識入嚟,宜家要佢走返出去咪有心考人!」291Please respect copyright.PENANAN5rzMinaEY
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我唔識,師傅點教唯有點做,於是我也跨出門外,這時師傅拆了門鈴下來,叫我繫在腰間,我試探動一動身,連每踏一個碎步鈴鐺都會響一下。師傅唔想客人個破相嚇到人,又拿來一個白膠袋讓客人把頭包住。291Please respect copyright.PENANA2Kc7P8AwaG
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「師傅,膠袋遮住咗額頭真係好咩?你又話同我額頭點燈?」客人臨走都要找師傅講笑。291Please respect copyright.PENANAIN7Ovk8mKE
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「潤我呀!」師傅笑笑口,踢住腳也走出門口,挨住門框就從衫袋夾支霉霉爛爛的藍嘴煙出來,煙仔在客人膊頭抰兩抰,突然就點著火了,不知想搞甚麼魔術大師,「人人夠話膊頭另外有兩道火唔揞得啦,你老尾咪又個個著衫有袖!」291Please respect copyright.PENANAM2ejOMTGGq
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「哈!唔講啦!阿慧等緊我!」客人照做用膠袋紮好自己的頭,膠袋密實,所以後半句是有回音的:「以後你睇住細佬我啊!」291Please respect copyright.PENANA1RdpAZO7fq
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「老套,咁多我鬼睇到。好行唔送啦吓!」師傅手指彈一下我腰上啷啷,催促我帶客人上路。291Please respect copyright.PENANABfZvwl1csY
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叮噹叮噹,我也不知客人要去邊,希望路程不用徒步走太遠,我問他係邊,他同樣不知,我猜一係佐敦一係窩打老道,其實沒揸車行落都是麻煩,不過後者腳程始終短些少。客人蒙住頭,就靠我用電話上網查查,我見到篇篇都未講明目的地,難得才見到幅相影在大門口,估計八九成是在窩打老道那邊,就如實同客人講我得八九成把握。291Please respect copyright.PENANAQj5Y5tNJKL
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「去錯最多咪再行,我地敍下舊就唔覺行到辛苦。」客人如是說。291Please respect copyright.PENANAqlDNwdBgTb
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敍舊?放過我!291Please respect copyright.PENANAlpWHa83pPh
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「其實你係咪好憎我。你可以直接鬧出嚟㗎!」我說過我賤。291Please respect copyright.PENANAs4oOlvjv03
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「其實無拖無欠啫,只係你見我要結婚先覺得我慘,我衰心急,漏咗戒指想快啲拎返去,我對你都自私㗎。」291Please respect copyright.PENANAIjLjC7Y8Hk
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「咩自私,我咪仲自私,我純粹唔想讓。」291Please respect copyright.PENANA5zFFFxBmpo
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客人不應,在到達目的地之前一直沒有再說話,我不知自己是慶幸他蒙頭所以不用你眼望我眼,還是在為一路上的無言相伴而焦急更多些。291Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8X5JNSiUe
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我們沿住窩打老道轉彎,來到了正門,客人灑灑手,與其係生人路入,不如屈返入登打士街係死人出口道後閘入去,他估這樣會近點。291Please respect copyright.PENANAjBes4pgHbn
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既然他再開口,我反而厚面皮想問他「敍舊」是不是另有所指,如果不是有心窒我,今日才第一次見,何來有舊好敍呢?291Please respect copyright.PENANAYiSJM6nEq2
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「你記唔記得我地六個人殺完Mandy之後一齊跑落唐樓?」291Please respect copyright.PENANATYZQ6GfvuR
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「痴咗線!」我猛咁頭擰擰。「我幾時殺過人!」