「遙遠的她…不可以再歸家…」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaGOApcOfu
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爛醉嘅阿得重重複複吟唱同一句歌詞。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTowakTttmU
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我記得自己曾經同佢話，只要佢整到解藥，拯救左香港，佢老婆會為佢驕傲，嗰次佢聽完我講，明明好似振作返少少，點知依家又再「pea」過。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eA8Ya8OeG
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只可以講佢老婆嘅死，對佢打擊太大，單靠一兩句說話根本無法令佢重新振作。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhx7m0C4KCN
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諗諗下，既然佢對佢老婆念念不忘，搵人扮佢老婆呢招唔知work唔work呢？162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomjV1d6RBx
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於是，我向Sandy同Shirley提議：「不如你地試下扮佢老婆，俾啲安慰佢，等佢振作下。」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWum5R5r3fK
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「呢招早就試過啦。我已經好抵得諗扮佢老婆，唔介意俾佢揸下波抽下水，本來以為佢醉醉地，唔會發覺，殊不知揸兩下就話佢老婆無咁大，一下就俾佢識穿，仲鬧翻我轉頭。」原來Sandy早就用過呢招。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfbRHDyo4n
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佢個size大過佢老婆，咁Shirley更加唔洗諗，直頭扮都無得扮。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFrkPSQ7y9
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因此，其他人嘅視線不約而同聚焦於Kappa以及佢心口。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSHX9n9ejK
162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZDg8Dvfgx
我隨即用個身遮擋眾人嘅視線：「唔得嘅唔得嘅，佢應該都一樣唔啱size。」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gloLhwKV8
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我對Kappa產生一種不一樣嘅情愫，唔願見佢俾其他男人掂。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdY8nWRyBf
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大家苦無對策之際，楊過忍唔住歎一口氣：「唉！唔好曬時間諗計啦！等我直接鬧醒條友！」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiA2rgN4DC
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佢氣沖沖行埋去，扯住衣領「的」起阿得：162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AgBIdghBE
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「阿得！唔該你清醒啲啦！你知唔知出面依家咩環境？除左有喪屍，你知唔知幾多人為左生存落去而自相殘殺？頭先我地喺隔籬街遇到一班人，為左一箱水同餅乾，打個你死我活，知唔知仲有細路慘到俾人用槍射死？」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvzNjr37KP
162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qQuP7FZck
「出面咩環境、其他人係生係死，呢啲全部都唔關我事！我淨係知好掛住我老婆…好想見返佢…嗚嗚…」一講到老婆，阿得又喊。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWDba8ytuL
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「接受現實啦，人死不能復生，你老婆係唔會返嚟架啦！如果你唔想你老婆嘅悲劇發生喺第二個人身上，求下你快啲郁手整解藥，只有喪屍消失，咁香港先有救！」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCROgAO5mtC
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「香港有無救關我叉事？同埋你條友憑咩吩咐我做嘢？警告你呀，快啲放手！唔好再捉住我衫領！否則咪怪我唔客氣！」阿得嘗試掹走衫領上一對屬於楊過嘅手。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXI7PwllJGz
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楊過卻緊緊捉住，唔肯放手：「你唔聽我講，咁我就唔放手！」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEBBVMrDLh
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「仆你個臭街！快放手！」阿得發爛渣，用罐啤酒dum楊過。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ST2oKX63E
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見二人好似打起上嚟，我地即刻埋去分開佢地。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXjyGlNn0x
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Sandy同Shirley拉走楊過，我就掹開阿得：「算啦，嘅然阿得唔想整，我地唔好逼，不如直接將usb嘅資料交俾乘哥算…」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7RkNeSD3X
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「嘔…」阿得飲得酒太多，突然嘔出嚟。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLE0ClsYLaE
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我喺佢隔籬避都唔避切，俾佢嘔曬落我件衫度。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0NTG4UcQz
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嗰啲嘔吐物好q核突，我頂唔順，要即刻除左件衫並丟走佢。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwRGmcMtTJ
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阿得眼甘甘咁望住我打大赤肋，猝不及防突然攬埋嚟。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWlhKWq6nm
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「老婆！」阿得塊臉緊緊貼出我心口，唔知發咩神經，對我大嗌老婆。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUWy2ifBtV
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「無啦啦搞邊科呀你？」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRscI0p4xf
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「你兩粒lin生得好似我老婆粒lin...顏色、大細、連埋乳暈全部都好似…」阿得癡看我兩粒乳頭。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGbIR6gblo
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「唔係呀嘛…你係咪眼花呀？」我俾條友攬到實，郁都唔郁唔到。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyl3GBzyRp
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「我無眼花！係你啦老婆！」阿得睇都不得止，用伸脷去舔。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuqm2cctUA
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「哇頂！救我呀喂！」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Tb7U0X7Zc
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我向旁邊嘅楊過求救，點知對方居然話：「佢依家當正你係佢老婆，不如將計就計，你直接假扮佢老婆，叫佢整解藥，救蒼生！」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1ezS9ZjcJ
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「咩話？咁都得？」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rvP1M8z1W
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「嚟啦嚟啦，快啲試下啦。」楊過細細聲催促。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAakKtLH51r
162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sdDzKnUCb
為左拯救蒼生，我犧牲色相，拋個身出嚟不得止，仲扮埋女人聲氹佢：162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPqW33I9Ht
162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJysVtkm2u
「阿得，依家全香港俾喪屍攻陷左，所有人都身陷水深火熱之中，我希望你可以將解藥整出嚟，拯救所有人，一路以嚟，我都知你好叻仔架，我信你照住usb嘅資料，一定可以整出一模一樣嘅解藥出嚟，所以你應承我好唔好，唔好浪費自己嘅才能，一定要將解藥整出嚟。」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4ijezzOxT
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其他人對住呢個場景，唔知覺得好笑定覺得核突，大家都無眼睇，得Kappa見到我變聲，忍唔住「嘻」一聲笑左出嚟。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJd3Zx4zLi
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阿得含住我粒lin答：「嗯…我知啦…我應承你…」162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmuIoF1TSD
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隔左一陣，條友真係聽話，乖乖地坐去嗰張放滿器材同化學品嘅檯，著手開始去整。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VihC9FyY5
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不過佢實在太醉，搞左幾下就直接摞低訓著左。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HPPgtRW9x
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希望佢無斷片，訓醒仲記得應承「佢老婆」嘅嘢。162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcgxnsQAS8
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