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    sheik sabah
    sheik sabah
    I tend to lose my keys pretty often. It's always who, where, when?? Always end up finding them in my pocket, though--the left one, to be specific. I'm really not good with my words. I guess, this probably says everything that you need to know about me.

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Worst Metaphor Contest
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The task is simple: write the worst possible metaphor for a hypothetical novel.

Example 1: "My man has a voice like a lion eating dark chocolate."

Example 2: "She was fair and young, like a ball of fresh mozzarella cheese."

The task is simple: write the worst possible metaphor for a hypothetical novel.

Example 1: "My man has a voice like a lion eating dark chocolate."

Example 2: "She was fair and young, like a ball of fresh mozzarella cheese."

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