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最近領養了一隻寵物，心情很好
友：發生什麼好事嗎？
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我：跟你說，我最近養了一隻好可愛好可愛的小寵物唷 (੭ु´ ᐜ `)੭ु⁾⁾
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友：喔？跟貓咪相處沒問題嗎？
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我：當然，我把牠養在後院！(੭ु´ ᐜ `)੭ु⁾⁾
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友：那是怎樣的孩子呢？
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我：牠超萌的～～～我都叫牠小粉紅，還給牠綁了大大的蝴蝶結呢(੭ु´ ᐜ `)੭ु⁾⁾
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友：喔？好像真的不錯，那我去妳家看看
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我：好窩～你一定會被牠的可愛震撼到的！
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我歡天喜地地帶著友人來到我家後院，指著我最寵愛的小粉紅。
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我：你看，就是牠，很可愛吧！(੭ु´ ᐜ `)੭ु⁾⁾
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友人看著在圍籬邊緣徘徊，身高幾十尺，擁有一排利齒的巨大生物，除了脖子上以外的粉紅色緞帶能分辨以外，根本跟上方的想像圖截然不同，他不禁臉色慘白。
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友：等等等等－－哪裡小？！而且這是暴龍吧？！
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我：這種大小很符合我ㄉ身高啊，我還幫牠的主題曲譜詞呢！
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小暴龍
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曲：據說是小毛驢
詞：鬱兔
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我有一隻小暴龍
我每一天都騎
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有一天牠心血來潮
燒了整座山～
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我手裡拿著火焰槍我心裡真得意
突然牠噴火轟轟轟隆
城鎮化平地~
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呀比\(๑´ㅂ`๑)/
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友：？？？？？？
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他感受到小粉紅銳利視線，渾身冷汗。
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友：呃，我想到有事我先走了－－
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我：幹嘛！你該不會對我的小粉紅有意見吧！小粉紅過來ˋ皿ˊ！
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小粉紅直線奔來，大地一片天搖地晃。
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我：散步時間到囉～～～
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小粉紅：鋪嚇！！！！！（噴火）
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友：啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊－－！！！！
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友：......我怎麼覺得我出場都沒好事，下次可以不要cue我嗎？
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我：那屋摳玲O\\w\\O ~CCC
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對了對了，我還和小粉紅穿情侶裝唷＞ｗ＜
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