是咁的，講起晚裝，曾幾何時我都擁有過一件吊帶黑色絲質晚裝裙，去到膝頭哥咁上下。我用佢應付好多次濕鳩性別reverse dress code，唔好問我拎相睇，因為我驚我忍唔住拎出來share...293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrIInFLI4M
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「屌你老母垃圾dress code，又恰鳩我地呢d有賓周嘅，佢地自己頹T牛仔褲就得，迫我地要著d垃圾裙。屌，你去唔去hall個ball？」 講緊野呢條仆街仔，自己唔玩得，一開口就咆哮，仇女心態盡露，一聽就知喺個充滿怨氣嘅社會垃圾。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNbgBWsdh3
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冇錯，呢個就喺我。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNINziuaYxu
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不過其實我問嚟都多餘，因為roommate Billy year3，佢喺最後一屆3年制嘅大學生，由於佢最後一年先入到hall，無回宿需求，性格又比較靜，基本上唔會湊熱鬧參加d咩活動。順帶一提，佢好靚仔，喺屬於暖男型靚仔。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQe1ORInCO
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Billy一路微笑，佢粒酒窩仔中和咗我啱啱釋放嘅戾氣，真喺好撚柒鳩cute。其實我好鍾意佢，可惜我唔敢問佢對我有咩意見，所以一直只喺單方面仰慕。 .293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡambWC3Djof
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「今次未必會去喇。好似話之後有個聯hall嘅會正常搞，或者到時再睇下得唔得閒。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JRM3XZ2SC
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「都喺嘅，班友喺持住有聯hall果個可以著靚靚，宜家自己hall呢個嘅先會夠膽鳩搞。唉去就去啦，我單機喇，都要拎回宿分架，我件戰衣又要出場。」293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemZDKkbnTU
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如果件事咁簡單就完，我喺唔會拎出嚟講。故事真正開始有趣，喺ball前兩日，當我知道撞咗社團個饑饉24，女神Elise叫我去果個。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghKwl3xa8O
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一邊是溝女，一邊是住屋問題。要作出取捨，我運用咗哲佬Thought Experiment既技巧，將兩個條件推到最盡－－如果有Gal Gadot，但冇房，都只喺唔方便姐；屌但如果冇囡，就算比間山頂道1號我，又有何用武之地。咦但有山頂道1號，又點會無囡？？293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGDXj9vDna
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呢個技巧真喺好有用，計一計條數，我已經作出取捨，我全部都要。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrAPQmOA4A
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饑饉24呢個活動喺關住你班人喺間muti-function room 24個鐘。不過都要痾屎痾尿架，簽名可以離開一段時間，雖然會mark番出入時間，但基本上冇人會理，便秘大家都冇辦法。即喺話，中間我行開一段長時間其實完全冇問題。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE7aC5EWfM
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作為一個chur盡無悔既真男人，我既計劃喺，喺場ball開始冇耐同就快結束既時候出現一段時間，盡量避開合照之餘，低調得嚟又要刷存在感。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvgA2FDIDy
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1800 簽名痾屎293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYjRi9n3YM
1800 - 1815 狗沖番hall293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDURYceJAcn
1815 - 1818 抹汗涼番個身293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7fO9UZ75T
1818 - 1820 華麗變身293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7o5mkS89V
1820 - 1840 出現喺個ball，周圍hi下人293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Xww8toMn8
1840 - 1855 換衫沖番落去，簽名表示痾完屎293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQZ1vrdKKA
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然後夜晚8點半再如法炮製多次。293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVrCYVqvtV
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簡單，老子真聰明。
Penana
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