閱讀須知:236Please respect copyright.PENANAA05U2eCdi1
(ps.本內容與正文無關,作者寫廢的小段落,發上來博君一樂~靈感來源來自某導航語音包的段子)236Please respect copyright.PENANA5q9L4YCMTp
(pps.內容接續11章中間空格,「靜默」二字之前,若是主角腦子抽了會有什麼反應)
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回到現在。236Please respect copyright.PENANAPkhy2gmGRi
當boss心情煩躁時,該怎麼辦呢?236Please respect copyright.PENANAKaGn8qxy8q
秦預辰牌標準答案:找出問題後,先以言語開解之。若言語無法開解,就只能解決造成問題的人了。236Please respect copyright.PENANABZ42nzHAvU
即做法事不成,則物理超渡之。236Please respect copyright.PENANA8IjRja6QrF
秦預辰把剛才他們的話題重新梳理一遍。236Please respect copyright.PENANANcQLa9PQqc
他們剛剛說了什麼?236Please respect copyright.PENANAVqAXUw3TeF
上市公司、服務業、勞基法對勞工的保障及違反後雇主將受到的罰則,還有笑……236Please respect copyright.PENANA1X5HEWqWiB
對了,就是笑!236Please respect copyright.PENANA1PerPm3lmS
秦預辰一拍大腦。236Please respect copyright.PENANA4QQQgBHP4U
一切的話題就是因為微笑而引起的!236Please respect copyright.PENANAcBFkWsWmjj
秦預辰猛地盯向boss。236Please respect copyright.PENANAHibAwjiiVk
boss:「???」236Please respect copyright.PENANAom4qfoab7q
秦預辰沉思了兩秒。236Please respect copyright.PENANAe8YZFZHzLN
扣除掉服務業這種不得不營業的理由,能讓boss不得不保持做作微笑的原因只有一個!236Please respect copyright.PENANALikFWdJ3gd
剛從「秦預辰原來不只缺乏的『特術者』常識,連『正常人常識』都一起缺乏」的大坑中回過神來,看著秦預辰陡然發亮的眼睛,封希凰頓時有了不好的預感。236Please respect copyright.PENANAgTKvg4MoWX
……媽的,這貨估計又要做妖。236Please respect copyright.PENANAfXIjUBtyNe
便見秦預辰挺身站好,一手向後一掏,不知從哪裡掏出本小冊子擺在桌上。封希凰定睛一看,黑線的發現那是一本縮小版《太上清淨經》。236Please respect copyright.PENANAreioNCKiqh
而他的另一隻手伸到胸前,做出了個「拈花一笑」的標準動作。236Please respect copyright.PENANAZVWFeWIUpn
封希凰:「???」等等,這個串宗教了吧?236Please respect copyright.PENANAkWbsy8l0BZ
不過前面那個突然出現的書,倒是讓她想到了爛尾樓裡莫名出現又消失的墨鏡。236Please respect copyright.PENANAtVAHcEBPpa
……難道秦預辰除了精神力操縱,還有第二種特術效果?(這妹子到現在也沒發現自己誤會了)236Please respect copyright.PENANA4EbLYWElFL
封希凰目光微微一閃,暗自記到了心裡。236Please respect copyright.PENANALCKcsX5gUy
而這邊,秦預辰還沒完。只見他一手拈花姿勢不變,空著的另一隻手往上,輕一彈指。236Please respect copyright.PENANAXgJ928k9CF
一道刺眼金光剎那從他身後亮起,瞬間差點閃瞎了封希凰的眼。236Please respect copyright.PENANADzcyXjPLLu
等她再睜眼,便看見秦預辰大腦後亮起的,那不大不小的一圈。236Please respect copyright.PENANA8pUHOyFYRJ
封希凰:「……」236Please respect copyright.PENANAiUmdEZP5cX
封希凰秒懂,封希凰滿臉黑線。236Please respect copyright.PENANA3VuYJKxz1j
……所以,秦預辰用了這麼一堆特術,其目的只是為了要cos一個不拿淨瓶,改拿道經的觀世音菩薩?236Please respect copyright.PENANAJd9pY41hWb
你他媽有毒啊!236Please respect copyright.PENANAlFxl6CLiws
便聽秦預辰莊嚴開口:「你這潑猴――」236Please respect copyright.PENANAxfTSdEfEfX
boss:「???」236Please respect copyright.PENANA11TaT5Rwca
封希凰:「……」236Please respect copyright.PENANAZlT6XwxbdW
秦預辰還在繼續:「俗話說只要臉皮夠厚,別人的想法就是浮雲。所以汝等不需在乎世俗的眼光。唯有順從自己心意者,才能達到真正的道!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAvCQ2eTSWYL
道這個字被秦預辰說的鏗鏘有力,在一片安靜的室內響起陣陣回音。236Please respect copyright.PENANAyQ15LfUmiB
封希凰:「……」236Please respect copyright.PENANAQFkalr0emy
boss:「……」236Please respect copyright.PENANADLFEMqTC6l
「當然,如果真有哪個孽障,逼得boss只能賣笑維生,看在薪水的份上,本座可以出面……唉喲!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAVyGEJmDTpe
一拳打穿秦預辰腦後的,又稱裝逼圈的光環,封希凰絕望的看著boss僵硬的臉,按著秦預辰的頭90度鞠躬道歉:「非常抱歉,boss!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAPjoloLSB8z
「這傢伙雖然神經有點問題,但實力和潛力非常可觀!」她把自己的猜測一字不落地說出來,主要凸顯秦預辰的「實力」。236Please respect copyright.PENANAxA03QZvDxj
「……以上,我猜測是為了平衡能力,所以才給秦預辰這種智商…咳,腦迴路上的缺憾?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAxHLEx9WvJM
封希凰編不下去了。236Please respect copyright.PENANAMl99YuuJlK
她現在只期望boss看在秦預辰潛力強悍,值得投資的份上,能夠大人不記小人過,最好把剛剛砸天花板外加出言不遜的事給遺忘掉。236Please respect copyright.PENANAZTaA7LSoH7
……遇上這種隊友,她能怎麼辦?236Please respect copyright.PENANAWHSLFSWbcC
她也很絕望啊!236Please respect copyright.PENANAZIRIWZDvsp
封希凰自覺已經做到自己能做的全部了,秦預辰還完全不領情:「希凰,你在說什麼啊?」236Please respect copyright.PENANAPZxBxfrXpK
「其實我剛剛就想說了,你誤會……」誤會我的能力了。236Please respect copyright.PENANAULV5HoWSxn
封希凰一拳貫了下去:「我什麼都沒有誤會!這就是事實!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAcitiVzFNpH
秦預辰:「嗷!」236Please respect copyright.PENANAPyhnlxpcuI
boss:「……」236Please respect copyright.PENANATyZQlUo7wW
能在boss前面不改色地揍人,封希凰你其實早就被秦預辰這貨給影響了,對吧?236Please respect copyright.PENANAqFg9Bltjj7
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