「我同Mike仲有你地三個Mike，都係唔屬於呢個時空，我諗大家應該都想，盡快返去各自嘅時空，不過…」147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkLoSlqIhU
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「美國Mike」打斷子瑜嘅說話：「No no no，有幸親眼見到外星人，我唔介意再留耐啲。」147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8Xl0e2rxe
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「醫生Mike」就話：「其實我都唔急住返去自己嘅時空，一開始我跟另外兩個Mike穿越時空，都係想逃離下現實，唔想再對住屋企嗰三隻乸。」147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zlSQigkeb
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「但我地唔屬於呢個時空，繼續留喺度嘅話，隨時會唔知點樣擾亂呢一時空。」子瑜回應話。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VqA64xRLi
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「我地又唔係幫啲外星人侵略地球，點會擾亂呢個時空？」「美國Mike」反駁。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywlI20YKIQ
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「呢啲嘢話唔埋架…」147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPOMe4P4Ot
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「Relax！計我話，我地嚟到呢個時空，全部都係命運嘅安排，命運一定係想我地幫手對付啲外星人。」「美國Mike」 相當雀躍。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKJSPeUicl
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「但你地唔係正職架咩，可以拋低工作唔理？」Mike呢個時候問。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIC8KhMCau
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除左「醫生Mike」之外，佢記得「美國Mike」係水上用品牌子Speedo嘅設計師。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpaHo3vCVw
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「我老婆走佬嗰陣，我就同公司攞左大假搞離婚，同埋我呢啲做design嘅好free嘅啫。」147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuQiUjqmBI
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「穿越之前，我都同醫院請左假話散心。」147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡko0PKjHvcU
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「哦…原來係咁…」Mike諗起自己消失咁多日，蛇頭偉哥一定炸曬形，以後都唔會俾job佢做。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwPcrOl6JZ
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之後「美國Mike」lur住Mike話想學招：「話時話，你嗰啲招係點練架？快啲教下我啦！」147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuu888zXEw
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「我都唔知點教你，嗰啲招係我吞左條魔蟲，然後跟住本秘笈搞嘢練出嚟。」Mike答。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWCHnR3QtN
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「What？你吞左條蟲落肚？」147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0aJG8Mikz
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Mike點點頭。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCMOeJ3eHb
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「Jesus！That’s so disgusting！」「美國Mike」起曬雞皮。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwiqTSwfoZ
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「唔好再講埋啲咩食蟲啦，你地可唔可以諗下辦法，帶我返去原本嘅時空，等我有得投胎？」147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJHbtjlgg0
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「皮褸Mike」忍唔住要開聲：「又或者，你地諗下辦法點樣超渡我？」147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9cdUOiPRY
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「我當我地係道士咩，邊識幫你超渡。」Mike答話。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVC6lalZzsF
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「頂！真係煩！做鬼真係一啲都唔有型！啲頭髮亂左，想撥翻正，但撥極都撥唔到！」鬼魂不停想撥啲頭髮，但隻手就係觸摸唔到。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMnym4artQ
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「你做左鬼，啲外星人可能睇你唔到，咁你到時可以潛入陣地做偵測兵。」「美國Mike」對鬼魂講。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglb4ySe1uo
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「講咩呀你？」鬼魂唔知對方噏乜。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rP7yzJW6W
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「美國Mike」企喺身，一副好認真嘅樣，對在座各位講：「依家我地有fighter、隊醫、偵測兵，而我就提供外星人資料，仲有幾個女人洗衫煮飯做後勤，呢個簡直就係一隊perfect team嚟對付外星人！」147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SyAn6KCoN
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「隊名我都諗好左，就叫Alien Buster！以後我個稱號就係American Hawk，或者美國鷹都得，呢個係我以前成日用嘅遊戲名，至於醫生就直接啲，叫Dr.Cheung或者張醫生，變左鬼嘅就叫阿鬼，剩低你地兩個就唔知改咩名好，你地幫返自己諗啦。」147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoZHuSlBI4
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大家聽條友講完一大輪，真係唔知俾咩反應好。147Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttL4cTggic
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然而，四個Mike以後就用四個唔同名嚟區分。
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