從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PrUEBa3dI
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2CwU8NszQ
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡku79BFBZfv
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yMWPSAyOl
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlNu6s5WLb
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0n07JIMvJ
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFlEfYjzqf
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZgVchhrdZ
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcHVquIsIh
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2CTHqLYBH
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScFrJXVfPt
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm4GR8tTKf
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xq3xc3gNf
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耳機插頭默默伸長。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe865y98aRD
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21EOV6npfB
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電電，卒。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQLLBPHDh8
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLlnI9hPBb
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E3IuQIStk
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“上鳴！！”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUtIh8JBTY
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡik2BEFpvil
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0z2ut3OeDC
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZqLmMyXfl
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“我們？！”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VFvAzZdd9
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小姐姐震驚了。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIuC626lOt
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuOVJ5TyOB
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5Z535Fsog
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmltkbM7ScU
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxdnbmSYbY
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H5rYimbWv
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來日方長。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cQMr9S8J8
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他們還有很長很長的時間。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo0Sm4bnU2
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOoxrN2FIj
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Uv6tJgYIn
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBEUPf8RS1
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耳郎︰“……”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTgrGXiCcY
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摔！420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Q22n7X9ge
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i1logFZPt
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uV9nL0kTt
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvtJR4bfkn
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOXTYHL2Bw
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0aDd0x4PS
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJF9305uOFk
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“……”迷之微笑。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWl5mP6mGy
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“ 擦。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMjqdwUPyF
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjscxWNfSZP
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGa88dBSUP
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDQ2qRSM9Y
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也是非常頑強了……420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2r4wGcl2x
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHVnlgq05t
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“哇啊啊啊！！”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbdXNcZf9W
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡansf14ZLGa
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiR4qlhzVve
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjs5Jh23LEA
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrykYagnhC
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPELD9MHKJ
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTDdJ1eXoU
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqrGk2Ygou
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRTEDNfIhv
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnvnPDe6Vf
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7FNlEIjj9
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhVhlkuna6
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxKKMzfbDY
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5a9pdBLEX
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想！都！別！想！420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JnhrAQ50R
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjp5shEuQDP
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfI4W0sYcp
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嗯？420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv096jaYkk
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEbkyfSWOH
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfbpH9Zq6l
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypEuAMQxap
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCkpa5ST7L
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhUtvHcdds
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIkKbHJjsc
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我一個都不想選！420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhG8Fsw8p7M
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPwYCoCC1k
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwU0jGV2WH
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDPKxcvEOr
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“不，我不要！”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCaGUKMTN7
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“快點。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOLVNaRuIY
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFUMJNJWMn
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“少廢話。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zOwakmaJx
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5Y2nmP9um
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTs4BA84NCD
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“想……”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hnM3wLt64
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V597g0vH8
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最討厭停電了！！！420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WOrmcIqW5
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明天就去投訴物業！！！420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueRXHYbZcs
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4oxwtgUyg
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzkmLFSmNm
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七點。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsxAduO9tj
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Om8lqsU1v
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKIh718LVq
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeooMtAZ2dK
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAz7gyaCfK
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“是嗎？”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34zraldyXf
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLUiFtAhpY
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctvykzKrod
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUZ7o1j49Y
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmOWCaSKHl
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCuGPiuPi8
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgd1D1rFvq
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鎭？420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVCgNCAbaq
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耳郎扶額︰“……”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CAd1MwU6a
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真是沒眼看了。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp3RxXmdZV
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2AAUwhSHR
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDCOUCyIZR
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2An9q8f7AT
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNM4cnjgRnE
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgBV9XdJKH
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjBxjPxAuR
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnye8BPLVS
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8E4z6RABx
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq2GbU64eJ
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“喂！”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV02SFmbckv
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINxevHEaaz
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuYhuTtoE9
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbomG5Pg9M
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JZRPi8Q6m
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9Y2Zyi3S3
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI8RoOQA44
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4JWcBbB0a
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上耳︰“……”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeWGewGgfo
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這幫家伙真不客氣。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXBEyRlWof
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7Qo8kd3Aj
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfw3g9t7US
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwPbwNY06X
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5I73HKGS3
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshvA2ZWpt2
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZW2nDI8VAW
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMDXXc547F
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuCPONYdSy
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKOmbr0lPr
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8zd0bFlxl
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGGayylffp
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliXXRwUZow
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QZKr7FrYV
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眾︰“……？”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggs04NIgov
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvbDaoXclM
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCR5ixl9eM
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“我樂意寵她。”420Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQiEFDtVM0
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