從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09yVfl79Pl
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuBmhlO3GO
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gkti6lMjp
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7hgiQMq6d
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCBW1Yw0Ot
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTAu7HCIDj
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewg0Y7vxe8
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaW4dcsOBT
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwGvj3LEQw
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpadl9X3PXZ
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSQ8anHdel
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuNkVsBfrP
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdnxJ3bqK2
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耳機插頭默默伸長。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhDlo1NQhh
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Zpz08Wmyo
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電電，卒。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRlLVYDpQv
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4krBZN5h6
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkr5ixYbrU
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“上鳴！！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxknBlgtDZW
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDlhEyclG2
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOXmgOTgmo
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUvpzxS7Mf
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“我們？！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YWRmIv6vq
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小姐姐震驚了。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLK6Dm5n97t
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xbDwPonyy
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdzIjAaIwv
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOfrIjFlYe
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlbrxR7XQd
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKI4w0Ako24
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來日方長。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTtCkobkp3
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他們還有很長很長的時間。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1baiIg4J2P
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zgzG6CmzP
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97DcSV0qR9
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZEkQNCHdB
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耳郎︰“……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eY3lEUowe
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摔！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDn8hqtf7N
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOswN09NLSy
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBO8ZDM83R
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZvGMvSohU
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozfO1XeBbv
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“……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjCQRqIBdk
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4soD9o3KvX
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6WhntS4rv
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“……”迷之微笑。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivcdq0k1SI
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“ 擦。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jw4wUGoA6
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxK2gWoYanm
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3X9o8P9AXy
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJK7LkaFLJw
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也是非常頑強了……477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkwBPO6H8l
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd67tEBy7yu
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“哇啊啊啊！！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2idtAG54Cj
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZBa3LJz2q
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqMytpR29h
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLTmt82bmI
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNr0x0vor1o
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7TlELjmLH
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYiyTpK1LI
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQFzHk5ecj
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgenszg7Aop
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrklvo1LQc
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElKfHcFD3K
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58ZxaXb8R7
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9QTOo0jpM
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3a0vl7OqB
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想！都！別！想！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxENnIvcv1U
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ77O1oDZgN
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CFbctL9mz
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嗯？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCK0u7JelbS
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvz79SOmKn3
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlScE6c8OFE
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08HNUK0DEe
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwD5NwxeC1
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxTXfBJXpp
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfR4BC731gR
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我一個都不想選！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDbesHpMhN
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNo71eGZTa
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2LzsLwJsZ
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAHZCAdfZj
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“不，我不要！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GCyq3m6LI
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“快點。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM13Mjoi0F
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgl5tlmlGX
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“少廢話。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbYlcCnKmR
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwPsAXyu6H
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5U439nAkTh
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“想……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Pfd2uFJm1
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCYQnrEKld
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最討厭停電了！！！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaigpQKVGzF
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明天就去投訴物業！！！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkECOOwwd8k
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2Xeh9EFFr
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zcPfWoU1k
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七點。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8KtxTPYIi
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHSMypyiQf
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPIaMidvq7
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvPrXTrOor
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOcbeVIY55
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“是嗎？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbxaiwSabK
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3l5WPSlgbJ
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YKYYDFPRg
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Lo6qJXq1w
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wgAN2YvnK
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypfz2qZzTq
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMClCEk91wb
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鎭？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7aCVqMFPv
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耳郎扶額︰“……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8dZIH29eQ
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真是沒眼看了。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6MUOxhwMq
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRBFcRvwvW
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡav49Sd31oO
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu51kUtO9wQ
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpkIbKZLM3
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOfwlGFfnX
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FKasFgu9K
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyAYhvS3r5
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuDyuI9Ca3
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6vSol7Jw6
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“喂！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM68oQbglMH
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgSP40wse6
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghxtGa4P4R
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8PcdkqYfg
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmLPPSaF4c
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9G5ZZltPv
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtH5ndHyf4J
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJLLFfLcEY
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上耳︰“……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeDA5sXZSP
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這幫家伙真不客氣。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBtDO1gq95
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDY6paQe0r
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPES1kDVGR
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhw6aG7WUB2
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrm17pMudO
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj61VTb8wt2
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Yc9sKPWBg
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfTjorunYc
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5ZR3wNloU
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoBIqD9P8h
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lPW7uZ0gd
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXYYZjkq7U
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VF6bgqfCw
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6IblqQ08L
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眾︰“……？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZYirpGR7Z
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAH6Lf6QZN
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR4cvJmuXl
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“我樂意寵她。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5AMEugdp8
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你們管得著嗎？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkcKo7wIJT
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