從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxGDEfYF1T
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKB9cZP7oc
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB80V5kIxii
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWAr08fTdf
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mzi9JZmbF
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qwpP12XKq
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8yKBqzdAn
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdRPUNO82p
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEh6dBadhcj
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BARlQrsjh
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsDXrVpAB6
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwDFfYGfUB
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6ZhCKc7XT
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耳機插頭默默伸長。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt96Vn1p1Tf
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4u2h5myr8
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電電，卒。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ABAIQPnUY
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZEEkr3GIZ
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“？？？”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnO2zWD7Yz9
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnnfTY8Gnv
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“上鳴！！”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPm4Qw0qLZR
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzGG7oy34f
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyJRJbNTqg
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWHQJSZXXT
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“我們？！”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT0I8RPyH4
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小姐姐震驚了。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJpimSkiol
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n1QAK2ND3
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S1qdqTUmW
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iZLzABCh6
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsGZ1h72zq
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLAyCyHKZc
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來日方長。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0prFx0XXS
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他們還有很長很長的時間。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnS9JkSpJKr
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZkR6967tK
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHi5d3bea4R
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mgpMXJZyW
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耳郎︰“……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTkCwPD2s0
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摔！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiSYLu7lO7
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6rjJiC23I
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6dHdcJghL
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWh6I5TRKj
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bZ8XCROWj
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“……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOvIRrhm3M
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqeAulRT27
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniu1UpKKgd
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“……”迷之微笑。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8WTfwCJ9J
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“ 擦。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTlDGubdnj
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3o138pkK1a
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIk5IYsCw6
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWb0Va2J9t
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也是非常頑強了……436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4Me1oIIkQ
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWFZwOQMvk
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“哇啊啊啊！！”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrRDqxJ5PX
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsA8qT9DQZ
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhlTpekVBz
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqi2iQ1Nxi
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXIJAuwkP8
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm87MvaiTYg
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCRfhirmh2
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdjlz1lUJZ
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPDyOVKvDQ
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrKbxguFVh
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52bgjliT3N
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1XckrDO1J
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo3JLW8EqP
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YtQzBUEV0
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想！都！別！想！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMsvnWrraP
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL0pevKo1e
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwbJYjTN9y
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嗯？436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOE7L5o9KT
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOlQhOUEPU
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iR1WebYrg
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkw6WwYtv3d
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzETVp0rJz
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92j2uVpjtb
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2iGVI5ZzV
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我一個都不想選！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzitDjZNUsk
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZkbIcK2cX
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qXSXCKws2
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZ6IedQTjd
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“不，我不要！”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5Y3uKDT7s
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“快點。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKddarxLJ4
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYZg9wERm4
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“少廢話。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDin0ShGdyp
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfuGaLVyBW
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcak8k6BDan
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“想……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gSbRR87wF
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAV00lWiPdp
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最討厭停電了！！！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz65iEKTzk6
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明天就去投訴物業！！！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09NmNr3VvU
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡky0NdIyt75
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLgOQvJrSP
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七點。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nZtRabB5N
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi9BBong0r
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4Wtr14zkL
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mc2HZw3Op
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8yXnlMdVn
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“是嗎？”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbmenKdgg2
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcshQ1jYKc
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51YVd11dy7
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5L68N7w6e
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgniwRR5pG
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmaQVmVTOY
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIrHr6EBeH
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鎭？436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgtGiLcO1b
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耳郎扶額︰“……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56uWckjtnI
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真是沒眼看了。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMywY4OA1tE
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvMMIrje8G
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdnwEL75xs
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2zh6lun2g
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjM8dzOntc
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUp1ZzGI1Q
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA8UPu6arS
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDOHp7UgUv
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGmeRInwBK
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrL0aAHpQ73
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“喂！”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1YA8TrfkJ
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡna39eyj7pO
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiCYrLjagw
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQfhZf22Cd
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBgk1hmUOl
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lljW2HkHn
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeUlXiliyv
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwnTbWuJRo
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上耳︰“……”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH580kOq8dl
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這幫家伙真不客氣。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8iMWPb0EN
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcEw1ttHqW
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j2DMLkc8Y
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyKLxAYwU8
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g40ZSoYkr
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EkPD03Rq7
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzznBQvuysZ
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMpc8xkeeB
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfqS9TU9aU
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bENtBUABw
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZ6WEIJEcO
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOosUIwdUcy
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fGtPTPTmp
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9kurhHWEw
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眾︰“……？”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPP56Ke5Py
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg1XTB0I4S
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNesNjrBdB
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“我樂意寵她。”436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHszbrEbHze
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你們管得著嗎？436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VZTjC847x
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