從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYQ0Pdu2Xb
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSNAxhdDq8
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAIF0QWy4Y
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzB6fXlyHw
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEy2DrfUUX
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRvnvJjLTV
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBq9dzmlMV
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6nrH6ZQ6U
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ3PlpIUxq
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkupNUXoUX
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu85zGb5rIA
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5mTTcZPod
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMn20XdTYt
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耳機插頭默默伸長。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYKNCUBrt4
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xVEOJWtJT
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電電，卒。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzn6RDrmIl
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9G8T7ffn3
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“？？？”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQgWQ1EYki
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqHCVxbHXl
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“上鳴！！”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5u5pUSXNN
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3aG1a6Z70
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbqurbncUj
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpfZyorUPT
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“我們？！”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaQoafYApJ
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小姐姐震驚了。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgJGsF0Q69
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbGGf8ivKG
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cqK90LD6t
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVbbqlhCb2
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzWv9jkkNl
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIWahMPdF2
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來日方長。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiJZyp5mfZ
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他們還有很長很長的時間。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO6q3xiII7
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVAFgPY7Et
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODpWU9qZSR
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hg0bORVHV
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耳郎︰“……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQUcIDzK7y
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摔！459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrowpZK63O
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMtrOJDXWz
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF37EduGYGI
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjsqrwPFCJ
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIA7G0q6msi
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“……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemKADyiUYp
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyFu2mNkOj
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡph54piga3C
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“……”迷之微笑。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpwRuIwVdw
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“ 擦。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVpjwHym6R
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzt5s0f702R
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmzHfNbXVG
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarKXFf7sgf
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也是非常頑強了……459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYR94zJzOsU
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36LZSJYb2B
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“哇啊啊啊！！”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKr7wad1GG
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LEqGlAVo8
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmiTjvDNCJ
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0uZqix2ne
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L3BxQW74c
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPrBMY89pQ
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOHhdszKqc
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mqPnVvDPW
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnkVGDftaj
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1N0Uis70Ox
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFe14aJLvi
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgQvGUUNjV
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1aTvVlm0o
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSt4BmMlqQS
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想！都！別！想！459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBNA9pFnwC
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wrsQm7dX9
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGXFviamEc
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嗯？459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj9iJGvnQp
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BLPQNyZUe
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC8SMKR2vh
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoMcB6FhvD
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLZuSxQnyp
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKigrUifuW
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yqOdeArU4
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我一個都不想選！459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8r5A7V1Yz1
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHpJHFGXiY
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUqzhxtfPC
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8gdbXyDnF
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“不，我不要！”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDzOdFyDxV
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“快點。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULOUfEDwEI
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrzBl8gbG1
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“少廢話。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDLE3ysd5k
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjF9DbNSyu
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46smWQfHJH
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“想……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGvGkAtJOq
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCuTrISB9k
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最討厭停電了！！！459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0iy9nSlFi
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明天就去投訴物業！！！459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6L3I3X9QTE
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYjGACcAMb
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkV5aSipmA
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七點。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2257LADOj2
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLhPVoVkQf
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxQcTFOQpf
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGszQsCmOEK
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ypm08xpNW
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“是嗎？”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUxBY7eRFu
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYKrNi9vJb
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpTrntuPob
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76ySkljjs8
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMY1qLgzmV
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfIWCS2ykW
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQRwq7EZKM
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鎭？459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn6n9zJtzU
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耳郎扶額︰“……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxifkAfl8Un
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真是沒眼看了。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9EowlA2Qb
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEafE6fvPs
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhf8DHZriyw
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiB2xOuD3B
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fDmgFN7JY
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32LZYvt7VH
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcfNU36fa2
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yU2fkLLpM
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2goJ5Zx0c9
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquIhvgBXMK
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“喂！”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlm2LgKtRu
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhwHwHy6fN
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKatxZpXzRs
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrtnveGHf9
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc2nClGAv0
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wzlohHNTE
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4i412lfVa
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6OskmDzy0
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上耳︰“……”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiD3FI73Tcq
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這幫家伙真不客氣。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYlg5abVYT
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCt9AUXVjyb
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqzBQzMrzL
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15eNtARWvF
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QlNxQmyrf
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4InoBmzpGk
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbA9mFz6afp
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL1AqXvrv6
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DwhNPG5aA
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiQ3S7hqVy
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTh5Gc8zhK
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXV3AlP33EB
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHahLJSuC1
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlp0qFdm3x8
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眾︰“……？”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCv5ByrXj2Y
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitGKAG63g6
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlW0KJAQ8y
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“我樂意寵她。”459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReaKbzKfG7
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你們管得著嗎？459Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5uTWiafTy
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