我是顏穌跡，土生土長台南人，最喜歡的食物叫做鹽酥雞，綽號叫鹽酥雞，我在15歲時第二性別的分類是一位Omega，至於我信息素的味道……31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xCHo4VKWJ
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「幹！是誰大白天買鹽酥雞的！」31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwyxhNxYrD
「馬的，好餓！」31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9R0TEWThM
「啊、喔，抱歉是我。」我不好意思地舉手。31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0nZ4oTN0F
「白痴逆，別買辣！會肚子餓！快點拿出來ㄅㄨㄣㄅㄨㄣ欸(分一分)！」31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGQvqC1jdq
「啊、可是，那是我的味道。」31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh36KlCXVNH
「沙小！？」31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxzoIwobxH
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啊，嗯，對，我的信息素的味道是鹽酥雞。31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2zzAbgxUa
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名字跟鹽酥雞同音，喜歡的食物也是鹽酥雞，味道也是鹽酥雞，你說這是不是神賜奇蹟？31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nFehe0oNb
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隨著年紀增長我也漸漸的遇到了一些問題……31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfm5AgJrr5
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「欸，月底惹，我窮到要吃土了，ㄉㄉ拜託你，一次就好，拜託！」一群同事圍著我，用著祈求的眼神看著我。31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfXNzLVVRo
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「可、可是上個月，還有上上個月你們也是這麼說……」我為難地看著他們。31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF7oEp9jgO
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「拜託！整個公司裡，就只有您，顏姓穌跡大人能夠拯救我們這些飢荒難民了！」裡面一個女同事突然就流下眼淚，迷濛大眼看得我於心不忍。31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rb1LJyDlj
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「這……好、好吧，下一個月記得不要再這麼做了……」最終還是輸在淚水下，我又再一次的敗陣。31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6EWUlCEvE
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「天啊！打打簡直就是聖母！是耶穌基督！是我們的天神！請上皇座！」31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7Y7oJDRTX
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半推半就地進到了一間空曠的會議室裡，我坐在房間正中間，旁邊圍繞著一群人，他們手上都捧著一碗白飯，然後……31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxy02UrY2d
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「嘶……真香啊！嗚嗚嗚嗚好想吃鹽酥雞啊……」31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskwPz39bUi
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「這味道……喔……好喔……」31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPKl4KC0Sl
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「聞到這味道，我就能夠再多吃一碗飯！」31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUYixy9dYQ
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看著這一群捧著白飯狂文自己味道的同事們，我自己挺憤恨不平的，我也想吃飯啊！31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX2DxP35Mx
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不過，嗯……被當成配菜的味道真的是滿……說不上來，總之每個月都要來一次挺煩的。31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8m3gtTPa7
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但也拜這個味道所賜，我不用特別隱藏自己的信息素，發情時，據同事說，會促進食慾的那種，所以他們比我更關心我的發情期……31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqniwqhdrY
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簡而言之，我是個美味可口的Omega(物理)。31Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HgAcweQZp
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