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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks493Please respect copyright.PENANAnH58K3w4gu
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead493Please respect copyright.PENANAV7CECYp86g
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air493Please respect copyright.PENANAtKRbUa8eTu
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.493Please respect copyright.PENANAlbU7QZXGQK
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead493Please respect copyright.PENANAh3PhNC2Ezf
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a493Please respect copyright.PENANA0giwf1AK7w
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old493Please respect copyright.PENANAsselbSusDy
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,493Please respect copyright.PENANAGSfzqTimaY
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry493Please respect copyright.PENANAzREtboSLpl
voice:
BETELGEUSE493Please respect copyright.PENANA0osfwhRrvp
Who are you? Are you bard? I just493Please respect copyright.PENANAzSyYsKj5qD
found my dead sex slaves, and now493Please respect copyright.PENANAJdMU5lXXwe
you're crawling up, disturbing my493Please respect copyright.PENANAtJU6ITo0sA
ritual.
BARD493Please respect copyright.PENANAWJ0Me2DhMB
And so you brought your flesh dildo493Please respect copyright.PENANAqOOfXnsvCl
too?
BETELGEUSE493Please respect copyright.PENANAzaT63QrgIq
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD493Please respect copyright.PENANAjgtRR3sO3F
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE493Please respect copyright.PENANAapwYEJGtfi
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and493Please respect copyright.PENANApPWdZVn4Sz
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE493Please respect copyright.PENANAkzyGly1xO1
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna493Please respect copyright.PENANAgR4Rykv81I
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the493Please respect copyright.PENANAXzHNyAn5aU
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.493Please respect copyright.PENANAm5kiYGsp9d
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard493Please respect copyright.PENANA01jv45e1kn
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The493Please respect copyright.PENANAhoJGdb2uT1
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON493Please respect copyright.PENANAXhOvcwbLqy
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE493Please respect copyright.PENANAbfoIwE91D7
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your493Please respect copyright.PENANADjQ6T8oUHg
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a493Please respect copyright.PENANAN6zEvdKtHS
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping493Please respect copyright.PENANANeON0IsmZG
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up493Please respect copyright.PENANAZjXFlAf8sG
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish493Please respect copyright.PENANArGODgLfmya
their plans.
BETELGEUSE493Please respect copyright.PENANAPG1bc7csek
(to Bard)493Please respect copyright.PENANA44gRX8FDmC
See what you did? You set me up.493Please respect copyright.PENANA5n9k5HLtcE
You didn't tell me that I'd have to493Please respect copyright.PENANAKYf3Nr8H87
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd493Please respect copyright.PENANAiSQsQ4rRb6
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which493Please respect copyright.PENANAmVeeDnZwu7
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's493Please respect copyright.PENANADPXCSRmK2S
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears493Please respect copyright.PENANAlbQ7Z2suVQ
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.493Please respect copyright.PENANAMfNzMi7ptg
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD493Please respect copyright.PENANA3tjA8rE2z6
(offscreen)493Please respect copyright.PENANACReCnSAk6i
You assholes. You can't catch a493Please respect copyright.PENANA8RVJTiL9lt
ghost.
BETELGEUSE493Please respect copyright.PENANASRvi6SBxE3
You fuckers. You put me in a493Please respect copyright.PENANAyT0mYH4iCY
vulnerable position when I was sure493Please respect copyright.PENANAGb8GHax75j
the Batman would be here. Now493Please respect copyright.PENANAlG8BfCWG58
you're all gonna get what's coming493Please respect copyright.PENANAKd4OAIvwlt
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins493Please respect copyright.PENANAMZLIjTOE3N
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall493Please respect copyright.PENANAMXNUhtRrBt
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks493Please respect copyright.PENANA0VzKRjoGaX
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder493Please respect copyright.PENANAAAUQV4L3PK
blades.
BATMAN493Please respect copyright.PENANAEzyua5GdrF
(concious)493Please respect copyright.PENANA9CbidyC5Xz
What are you gonna do to me? I493Please respect copyright.PENANAVHNkXRURWn
think you've committed murder, so493Please respect copyright.PENANAc2i07VC4yc
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the493Please respect copyright.PENANAoa4Mm1vPKq
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his493Please respect copyright.PENANANgdbwPFEwo
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE493Please respect copyright.PENANA5zYLMWb6u6
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do493Please respect copyright.PENANAeSTxOuYrQ5
this.
BETELGEUSE493Please respect copyright.PENANA268CwZI6CH
I'm going to finish him!493Please respect copyright.PENANAqvnULf9N7c
Constantine, I'm going to finish493Please respect copyright.PENANAmurm8jmB0G
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked493Please respect copyright.PENANAdUbJaHA5jp
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER493Please respect copyright.PENANAmPeU4OOFwf
(holds up his arm in493Please respect copyright.PENANAPQmBQ1StTD
protest)493Please respect copyright.PENANAb4yciJRns5
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He493Please respect copyright.PENANAtV1NVqVyn1
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with493Please respect copyright.PENANAZt2jPAYCSZ
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's493Please respect copyright.PENANAaujuCx9TRA
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.493Please respect copyright.PENANASS7Hl6YlMP
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE493Please respect copyright.PENANApnpJhiL61N
He was mine, and I stole him from493Please respect copyright.PENANAPuv2dMsMzh
you. He was my revenge. Now you493Please respect copyright.PENANAif4rqwX8WH
will pay for your disobedience. He493Please respect copyright.PENANAhJwlvTKXm8
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is493Please respect copyright.PENANA7NY4SM0PgJ
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he493Please respect copyright.PENANA7lH2ECJ4dT
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then493Please respect copyright.PENANAzdEwch4yxH
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN493Please respect copyright.PENANA7lVSc28Ic9
(awake)493Please respect copyright.PENANAKSeJO8n1YT
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his493Please respect copyright.PENANAqzUVpziJu5
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the493Please respect copyright.PENANA7BW3Ay5W9o
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is493Please respect copyright.PENANAIAiv8tMrER
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE493Please respect copyright.PENANAIBG1vYfMap
You still have a chance. Let go of493Please respect copyright.PENANAPOk2wV7UAx
my hand. If you allow my hand to493Please respect copyright.PENANAk3qEiTIBuc
come off of you, you will end up493Please respect copyright.PENANAAgxLq8KkAf
just like your friend.493Please respect copyright.PENANA4Lr3PL8xV2
(tries to pry the hand off493Please respect copyright.PENANAPGSTLhDvyx
of his head)493Please respect copyright.PENANASn23QrFtol
It can't be. No. No. He's still493Please respect copyright.PENANAaLoQhao8c2
alive!493Please respect copyright.PENANAOqLNNP9J2J
(falls to his knees)493Please respect copyright.PENANAWFE0cRCd6o
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE493Please respect copyright.PENANAnFsaqVoz46
(from a distance)493Please respect copyright.PENANA1QPGHFgJBu
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN493Please respect copyright.PENANAO2zcrC6xKy
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the493Please respect copyright.PENANAIQEb3DG3Vk
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN493Please respect copyright.PENANAR6Yt2M3Mvh
(beat)493Please respect copyright.PENANAGZOLPiWoNY
I can't get it. I can't pull it493Please respect copyright.PENANAh4ZzBkxW4J
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into493Please respect copyright.PENANAgyqR18Pfxj
the forest.
BETELGEUSE493Please respect copyright.PENANACOrqw4Ydrw
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE493Please respect copyright.PENANAPtJR3lXM2I
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the493Please respect copyright.PENANAzqrToDoSwu
Batmobile.
BATMAN493Please respect copyright.PENANAduJJfIkpND
(screams in pain)493Please respect copyright.PENANAGP4b0TtyX5
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into493Please respect copyright.PENANAT0e27MimAH
the forest.
BEATELAGE493Please respect copyright.PENANAAG6KhTil3m
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE493Please respect copyright.PENANAlGUoWBG7FA
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN493Please respect copyright.PENANAPFppEwrRj7
(is so weak he can barely493Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZrWzQJMLL
stand)493Please respect copyright.PENANAzVoUkjHwEo
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into493Please respect copyright.PENANAtN07NvXZR1
the forest.
BEATELAGE493Please respect copyright.PENANAICZDlMTbMD
(passionate)493Please respect copyright.PENANAmE9oz2eXk3
Don't let them drag you off this493Please respect copyright.PENANA2PP9gZeUWJ
beat.
BETELGEUSE 493Please respect copyright.PENANAthBZGKkbDH
(peers at the Batman)493Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ldp2f1PMY
Is that all? Do you really want to493Please respect copyright.PENANAsSSFcPKewY
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 493Please respect copyright.PENANA7AUcj83Eo9
(ashamed)493Please respect copyright.PENANACPTfhaGHBc
Don't say it. Take a peek in the493Please respect copyright.PENANAcGjlPUlw4u
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,493Please respect copyright.PENANA1vKLUJBHqM
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT493Please respect copyright.PENANAFk3UY7g1qR