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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks492Please respect copyright.PENANAkZ5I1q8QVS
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead492Please respect copyright.PENANAdmgaEMMy6s
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air492Please respect copyright.PENANAFxgLq0R1r6
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.492Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5kc3OJOU6
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead492Please respect copyright.PENANADqsI03Dsv1
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a492Please respect copyright.PENANABRn3xHMSgy
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old492Please respect copyright.PENANAOStHRrY8Jz
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,492Please respect copyright.PENANAdY658RfnSg
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry492Please respect copyright.PENANA7b7hpKVaIR
voice:
BETELGEUSE492Please respect copyright.PENANAxDR9WCZPUQ
Who are you? Are you bard? I just492Please respect copyright.PENANAt5QxljjFmE
found my dead sex slaves, and now492Please respect copyright.PENANArCviMnY2e7
you're crawling up, disturbing my492Please respect copyright.PENANA5Zh3NY5nXC
ritual.
BARD492Please respect copyright.PENANAS6AcywWwfx
And so you brought your flesh dildo492Please respect copyright.PENANALBg7vkvY0O
too?
BETELGEUSE492Please respect copyright.PENANAywWNtZ4dH5
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD492Please respect copyright.PENANADxwUUrfQCt
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE492Please respect copyright.PENANAY3q8uJoKjz
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and492Please respect copyright.PENANAoEdWpfnLIQ
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE492Please respect copyright.PENANAGzNzGSTgYp
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna492Please respect copyright.PENANA7gAlKX596o
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the492Please respect copyright.PENANAC8Z8b283qT
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.492Please respect copyright.PENANAj3Rdm8w2mm
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard492Please respect copyright.PENANAS97C9Wny7r
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The492Please respect copyright.PENANAmU4jiibEKz
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON492Please respect copyright.PENANAtpha8WC0Zf
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE492Please respect copyright.PENANAsGhA4yQ9zw
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your492Please respect copyright.PENANAe6d1gi9AR5
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a492Please respect copyright.PENANAJwty6iAlQQ
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping492Please respect copyright.PENANAqmba12Z3w8
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up492Please respect copyright.PENANAslsSuHC4Bx
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish492Please respect copyright.PENANADZqJrPIjXy
their plans.
BETELGEUSE492Please respect copyright.PENANAh0QWzW8yzx
(to Bard)492Please respect copyright.PENANAC4IsiyHySH
See what you did? You set me up.492Please respect copyright.PENANAq1RIBevTmP
You didn't tell me that I'd have to492Please respect copyright.PENANAiY2Kc26PAi
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd492Please respect copyright.PENANAezoaIx2iIG
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which492Please respect copyright.PENANAX4PlhibGE4
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's492Please respect copyright.PENANAQNdcZRwFzs
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears492Please respect copyright.PENANAeVF4hH31Je
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.492Please respect copyright.PENANA3XaLMvpAsE
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD492Please respect copyright.PENANA4KgsxLTUti
(offscreen)492Please respect copyright.PENANA9OZUJUdcGf
You assholes. You can't catch a492Please respect copyright.PENANANOmDVkTSxh
ghost.
BETELGEUSE492Please respect copyright.PENANAzULEIhieO8
You fuckers. You put me in a492Please respect copyright.PENANAYmLyq38rsC
vulnerable position when I was sure492Please respect copyright.PENANAJzEHJqIADe
the Batman would be here. Now492Please respect copyright.PENANAIdkzkt3VcM
you're all gonna get what's coming492Please respect copyright.PENANAAHj6ckus6u
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins492Please respect copyright.PENANAocCZfKe2Zo
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall492Please respect copyright.PENANAcMwMKqTPUn
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks492Please respect copyright.PENANALG2oKQhVsB
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder492Please respect copyright.PENANAfV0xK8zZsm
blades.
BATMAN492Please respect copyright.PENANAhjR2yXnD6i
(concious)492Please respect copyright.PENANAVgBaRVowue
What are you gonna do to me? I492Please respect copyright.PENANAKDvRb6Yf5p
think you've committed murder, so492Please respect copyright.PENANAKNmyO0r0NH
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the492Please respect copyright.PENANAPmJDUXdC2F
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his492Please respect copyright.PENANAc49lZAsNVr
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE492Please respect copyright.PENANAZw80e5AT6i
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do492Please respect copyright.PENANAbFq3jJkyxd
this.
BETELGEUSE492Please respect copyright.PENANAs8knu3iMBx
I'm going to finish him!492Please respect copyright.PENANAMIheXOwSPA
Constantine, I'm going to finish492Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6b4MtgCOb
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked492Please respect copyright.PENANAQbuMKTFW15
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER492Please respect copyright.PENANAHFsJSCw3B5
(holds up his arm in492Please respect copyright.PENANA5FoO4nWW6Q
protest)492Please respect copyright.PENANA9sA6UJaDCe
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He492Please respect copyright.PENANACX2dy2ZhqD
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with492Please respect copyright.PENANAbfOkk4JNjE
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's492Please respect copyright.PENANAZAtpjkIcyD
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.492Please respect copyright.PENANAf2n8BjPOjP
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE492Please respect copyright.PENANAUvYqouJTJE
He was mine, and I stole him from492Please respect copyright.PENANAKiqDirltEf
you. He was my revenge. Now you492Please respect copyright.PENANATmzULCneWO
will pay for your disobedience. He492Please respect copyright.PENANAieXArfERow
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is492Please respect copyright.PENANA1Dk4CQPZRC
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he492Please respect copyright.PENANAk8BU0AqNsP
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then492Please respect copyright.PENANAejRnKqhh97
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN492Please respect copyright.PENANA77EB1XqQXF
(awake)492Please respect copyright.PENANAEHlwNrEtrM
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his492Please respect copyright.PENANA0WRZrBXE2u
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the492Please respect copyright.PENANACBn4aVndnM
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is492Please respect copyright.PENANAu1x5ZnS52U
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE492Please respect copyright.PENANAvx4hmlZiBZ
You still have a chance. Let go of492Please respect copyright.PENANA8oNxtyaD5A
my hand. If you allow my hand to492Please respect copyright.PENANAjcJxbIp3D7
come off of you, you will end up492Please respect copyright.PENANAUPpcG9pzm6
just like your friend.492Please respect copyright.PENANAcgJpeDABX4
(tries to pry the hand off492Please respect copyright.PENANArNEhl5WZxD
of his head)492Please respect copyright.PENANAlkHeQ8Vr30
It can't be. No. No. He's still492Please respect copyright.PENANA2Nyxqea9yQ
alive!492Please respect copyright.PENANAlwrCGOR3uf
(falls to his knees)492Please respect copyright.PENANAcjybkYeuKe
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE492Please respect copyright.PENANA3fB2eKAHg7
(from a distance)492Please respect copyright.PENANAARjctSHYtD
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN492Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4s5Mbrt6s
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the492Please respect copyright.PENANAlrABi0pywD
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN492Please respect copyright.PENANAXIK8GABTMc
(beat)492Please respect copyright.PENANAJgzMvqx1Jj
I can't get it. I can't pull it492Please respect copyright.PENANAljkd6tLMt2
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into492Please respect copyright.PENANAj6YVRZ3h4i
the forest.
BETELGEUSE492Please respect copyright.PENANACv3eLLGzzu
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE492Please respect copyright.PENANA53FK1V5r37
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the492Please respect copyright.PENANAzcsAu6k7ao
Batmobile.
BATMAN492Please respect copyright.PENANAcpb0EH539i
(screams in pain)492Please respect copyright.PENANAd8t7ycic8G
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into492Please respect copyright.PENANAsSnKE3MMNP
the forest.
BEATELAGE492Please respect copyright.PENANAsP43GRnKnY
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE492Please respect copyright.PENANADl1Cajn9rS
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN492Please respect copyright.PENANA0ujOR5fudn
(is so weak he can barely492Please respect copyright.PENANAHVnT42hMFe
stand)492Please respect copyright.PENANAonkTPsTmyW
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into492Please respect copyright.PENANAOUjJ1ocrup
the forest.
BEATELAGE492Please respect copyright.PENANA4THEyKEFBu
(passionate)492Please respect copyright.PENANArAQ9JDUNyj
Don't let them drag you off this492Please respect copyright.PENANA1SUgqursD2
beat.
BETELGEUSE 492Please respect copyright.PENANAAq28TxTREH
(peers at the Batman)492Please respect copyright.PENANAHKferyasno
Is that all? Do you really want to492Please respect copyright.PENANAvvgmvo5j7i
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 492Please respect copyright.PENANAbhuMbVpA3Z
(ashamed)492Please respect copyright.PENANAGgp6m3euLY
Don't say it. Take a peek in the492Please respect copyright.PENANAYXbIrDxJec
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,492Please respect copyright.PENANAxFti9ZDZJr
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT492Please respect copyright.PENANAHdameoPhaa