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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCur8H1sMY9
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1djIeJzWEt
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJTSLxp1Ea
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn9o8SaAUL
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFA4tmo5os
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQfp9LHJDD
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VFWB68F5f
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrPEMA6ewD
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlliV5QbcVb
voice:
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGgXsAT6FT
Who are you? Are you bard? I just684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eMoIwnTsx
found my dead sex slaves, and now684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iLX3xQvSy
you're crawling up, disturbing my684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9owgwQBKC
ritual.
BARD684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUglkUqYkZA
And so you brought your flesh dildo684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8z0TvXg2ON
too?
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAnEyTaGO9
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvg7NexVC2K
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlYf9PHcUr
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3NCuSi4r4
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFAb49F7SI
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgHIaoQvCJ
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB7ABJtQ1g
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6FK9OLiD6
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjiETHirlN
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBHxRHurWJ
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xzt63jABd
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvvIZ44LQF
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjpRlRFuBD
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUikL3O8iT
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxZtQ6i7tm
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0A6rMpCvHK
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TLsZdaitC
their plans.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaULkanbsZP
(to Bard)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrsKp0oipw
See what you did? You set me up.684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVEWWv6vVY
You didn't tell me that I'd have to684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBNMzadWaL
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqTTTFlyaC
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMkpBb85s6
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuNyOFrPBX
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GN2LbZTPr
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpA7nCD2KYq
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4f2o9r2NTr
(offscreen)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3gMbVlyn9
You assholes. You can't catch a684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VRzcCbkUl
ghost.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMkXzYxyGm
You fuckers. You put me in a684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBD4udENHAv
vulnerable position when I was sure684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVxCMRy4Fs
the Batman would be here. Now684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFUAeqAxEm
you're all gonna get what's coming684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYnZhtgmJS
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiHH63zV3A
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3JnRHJ2pE
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0XVHaoF1s
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OcSxGrm5n
blades.
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdhkmoQ13k
(concious)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknPdSdtqco
What are you gonna do to me? I684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWcFqzby7F
think you've committed murder, so684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeLONMNUib
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkK9hWxavq
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzoFMma5oB
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNsCUmEqpS
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0skETBkqOm
this.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgaLiYrlIe
I'm going to finish him!684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTV8yhhWGG
Constantine, I'm going to finish684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY237su1vr7
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOCVHutr4O
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv3gxfXGaw
(holds up his arm in684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUZ1Bgc0He
protest)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKfXlyuXEt
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfFKGRJW5Z
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmlRJOfq2E
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjTNKC6rK8
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkoXtBrbdm
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf38s0jNyFp
He was mine, and I stole him from684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HrWEsR8MN
you. He was my revenge. Now you684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DrY8g3Yyu
will pay for your disobedience. He684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyIq9GGgHg
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KOH9P1Xi9
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVM30ub86g
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaYfS0HYku
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TVPWUUWop
(awake)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpZqBYnGQr
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqawS3qYmj
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnxqraRMsT
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnuEmyEZbO
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjr2Qx8qvc
You still have a chance. Let go of684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EAVWVRgpD
my hand. If you allow my hand to684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6ZGPrjoWS
come off of you, you will end up684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0zUsobQeq
just like your friend.684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4mNUlZEVt
(tries to pry the hand off684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KzLphbYGA
of his head)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gbDuplnib
It can't be. No. No. He's still684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYebt2i4s0K
alive!684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78Nai9TmLk
(falls to his knees)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJ4f8QuBCn
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3f8rgpnsgh
(from a distance)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagWa4mzpGY
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA6gxUVy8v
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFStWp2Y61w
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYuw81HwN9
(beat)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJwoc08lqU
I can't get it. I can't pull it684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33YtbchW3R
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkLtg5rZMj
the forest.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTjC0Pvxaq
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIK8Dvb9Lv
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNAirhAv4h
Batmobile.
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡts3GK99Pt0
(screams in pain)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8uEV50ovc
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdm8ecVr3W
the forest.
BEATELAGE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08JGgcGED5
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JJc44kYwf
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6K8rkCq1Il
(is so weak he can barely684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIF0FEMNi9
stand)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdBNZyR7rK
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VTTCcCA5a
the forest.
BEATELAGE684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKx8TMUps3
(passionate)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJuOFdCvnn
Don't let them drag you off this684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVAcXUjuBP
beat.
BETELGEUSE 684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUltjwfHCMr
(peers at the Batman)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKpIKoH9Zf
Is that all? Do you really want to684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCcu6u7gRI
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaAVOuY3R8
(ashamed)684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrDy66YqfZ
Don't say it. Take a peek in the684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqvv5e0pBD
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTxASlpOky
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4bv72pGIy
