
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory565Please respect copyright.PENANAz2PyBvv0N7
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 565Please respect copyright.PENANAjMN6VrMuU2
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.565Please respect copyright.PENANAsQG75oIa9T
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?565Please respect copyright.PENANAoj2Yh2KA6z
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.565Please respect copyright.PENANAHfmrIsIfSN
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.565Please respect copyright.PENANA2kzZFYV5Z1
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.565Please respect copyright.PENANAKrsrGWAocU
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.565Please respect copyright.PENANA0gwRwAVS9h
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?565Please respect copyright.PENANA6KTsOXPJH0
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.565Please respect copyright.PENANA0pagW0pj1Y
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.565Please respect copyright.PENANAi6UGFkzFd8
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.565Please respect copyright.PENANAZmdNnMH7uG
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 565Please respect copyright.PENANAUcSevo1UTf
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.565Please respect copyright.PENANACzci9ug0VE
girl bestie? - coco <3565Please respect copyright.PENANA54TmLVr9sO
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.565Please respect copyright.PENANA1rIRo4NVCa
age? - seven years old.565Please respect copyright.PENANAqr4NhC9UXw
last person i texted? - idfk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAul9IlHLBws
last person i called? - probably my little brother.565Please respect copyright.PENANAUoByW1buHQ
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?565Please respect copyright.PENANAbM8FzXG0SL
random fact? - i like food.565Please respect copyright.PENANA9kFOoTF4My
single or taken? - big, fat taken.565Please respect copyright.PENANAVbhUA799cH
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.565Please respect copyright.PENANAfzLcG2jvCM
first kiss? - bitch wtf?565Please respect copyright.PENANAQH9XSXouiA
ever smoked? - nope.565Please respect copyright.PENANAl3WmT9eMLN
ever done drugs? - nope~565Please respect copyright.PENANA0XLX8vtXPK
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.565Please respect copyright.PENANAeGy3DtYebn
longest relationship? - five and a half months.565Please respect copyright.PENANAd8MPBoG8jj
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.565Please respect copyright.PENANAFAalQs4DSl
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.565Please respect copyright.PENANAO8Rxsg7ZyO
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.565Please respect copyright.PENANAjE3s19ViHh
obsession? - kpop.565Please respect copyright.PENANAFRsjTwdcSf
do you give second chances? - that depends.565Please respect copyright.PENANA6WUq06ORfx
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?565Please respect copyright.PENANASN0qlbQEKw
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.565Please respect copyright.PENANArSmdRZh8Bj
day or night? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAYqRUw9PtzT
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAGGB8SuIvHK
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.565Please respect copyright.PENANA4mxTuPdP7Y
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.565Please respect copyright.PENANApQ0bS4JotL
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.565Please respect copyright.PENANAIvA4Tn1ZvZ
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.565Please respect copyright.PENANAQlx0BQxrgX
favourite movie(s)? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAkhPN9pqH72
current mood? - bored and tired.565Please respect copyright.PENANAojo6y03BSs
jealous of? - a lot of things.565Please respect copyright.PENANALQFauPBmNi
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.565Please respect copyright.PENANAzOiDSW6INl
pets? - two dogs.565Please respect copyright.PENANAydw7Z9W9WI
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.565Please respect copyright.PENANAV9oqcCPwOr
favourite number? - seven.565Please respect copyright.PENANAJsGCN9iOM1
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.565Please respect copyright.PENANA9pjAlADXTW
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.565Please respect copyright.PENANAS1D0uh6Azi
afraid of the dark? - yes.565Please respect copyright.PENANASDw6yj4S1i
one wish? - to be happy for real.565Please respect copyright.PENANAZvbyZlRvBD
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?565Please respect copyright.PENANAaPAZdWIxi0
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.565Please respect copyright.PENANAwbt6kg4C0g
age? - i'm still seven years old.565Please respect copyright.PENANAN1JsIiFlPC
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.565Please respect copyright.PENANAOUWDtwI898
something you hate about yourself? - my body.565Please respect copyright.PENANAhOGa6iSTlc
something you like about yourself? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAzZqZ0Ti5Rw
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.565Please respect copyright.PENANAQeG1uL2ylr
favourite band? - bts.565Please respect copyright.PENANAd9PczWqw8P
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!565Please respect copyright.PENANAEZOrtA3P1z
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.565Please respect copyright.PENANAQJKfSbnsyA
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.565Please respect copyright.PENANABET838iQG8
girl crush? - emmi.565Please respect copyright.PENANAyjHBD3lHDP
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.565Please respect copyright.PENANAoJKWmcxDLu
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^565Please respect copyright.PENANAJxSVK46cjd
talents? - singing.565Please respect copyright.PENANAr8kz92k85y
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.565Please respect copyright.PENANAaqHuQYZqFq
someone i love? - emmi.565Please respect copyright.PENANAGaDFwVn68D
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.565Please respect copyright.PENANAQgWP3NWQb6
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.565Please respect copyright.PENANANfkOgMYOvj
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.565Please respect copyright.PENANAjeMpx8G40E
favourite animal? - dogs.565Please respect copyright.PENANAhXqylDStX2
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 565Please respect copyright.PENANAQlbPvCBA88
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.565Please respect copyright.PENANA1zZiA9e5qG
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.565Please respect copyright.PENANA3WDjNvVNYg
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.565Please respect copyright.PENANA6uYdkAvZCD
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.565Please respect copyright.PENANAg694P9YxMY
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 565Please respect copyright.PENANA7Kx5MqvOPO
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.565Please respect copyright.PENANA3LD0ru7EaD
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.565Please respect copyright.PENANAi0CeSsbVvK
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.565Please respect copyright.PENANAtfR29L1MSI
country? - i don't live on earth. 565Please respect copyright.PENANAyh5qpxaZHg
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.565Please respect copyright.PENANAyQe2bLmS2T
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.565Please respect copyright.PENANA0KB6yauyET
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.565Please respect copyright.PENANAX2LQEYOZMi
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.565Please respect copyright.PENANAc5e9cXIf6n
country with your favourite accent? - australia.565Please respect copyright.PENANAHXe7UH312d
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.565Please respect copyright.PENANAMSdIrFXXxE
dog or cat person? - both.565Please respect copyright.PENANADcZkFYvVpE
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.565Please respect copyright.PENANA09HAASZEHF
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.565Please respect copyright.PENANAse8CVmWL8R
do you belive in God? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAORAgTlJkL5
single or taken? - taken.565Please respect copyright.PENANALIwnYb08B6
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*565Please respect copyright.PENANAyeTbNyyWxF
birthday year? - 1930.565Please respect copyright.PENANAvDDor4wAFF
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.565Please respect copyright.PENANAE5sn1LW8Em
age? - what's that?565Please respect copyright.PENANAJNIQodqNzk
enthinicity? - african american.565Please respect copyright.PENANANPjs7lpX3x
tea or coffee? - neither.565Please respect copyright.PENANATQ4ZqRCvMf
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.565Please respect copyright.PENANAeZU5rFngxD
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*565Please respect copyright.PENANAHHcEZq08bH
favourite food? - ice cream.565Please respect copyright.PENANAPjqpWIYZio
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 565Please respect copyright.PENANAh2okt3e6sP
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.565Please respect copyright.PENANAVaTpt7jZXm
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.565Please respect copyright.PENANA69IV3uhfHh
favourite soda? - sprite.565Please respect copyright.PENANAIGZ1vYZHpX
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.565Please respect copyright.PENANA87AN0nFOSS
can you swim? - yes, wtf?565Please respect copyright.PENANAbQwaWXa6KJ
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.565Please respect copyright.PENANAw0JE7nU9hA
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.565Please respect copyright.PENANAlk6qhkhK9c
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.565Please respect copyright.PENANAY1bpfic7Lb
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.565Please respect copyright.PENANArO0UrUUoMD
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*565Please respect copyright.PENANAm2iccEV4Cw
apple or andriod? - apple.565Please respect copyright.PENANAPaUaygI2Z0
best dessert? - mochi.565Please respect copyright.PENANA6Do2Kvonn8
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have you ever:565Please respect copyright.PENANANVDhooNnwM
1. skipped class? - yes.565Please respect copyright.PENANACrnS5DY9Zv
2. done drugs? - no.565Please respect copyright.PENANAhqVkG0Z59D
3. self-harmed? - yes.565Please respect copyright.PENANApP4kbC3f3e
4. drank? - no.565Please respect copyright.PENANA38GRfDpnJH
5. shoplifted? - yes.565Please respect copyright.PENANALmIfyatzlh
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.565Please respect copyright.PENANAe3B3gcRPiy
7. broken up with someone? - yes.565Please respect copyright.PENANAX0fcO6vqwp
what's your favourite:565Please respect copyright.PENANAY7AN1DkQkf
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.565Please respect copyright.PENANAxVWI7X0gyy
9. movie? - break the silence.565Please respect copyright.PENANALlMFfLJjAi
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.565Please respect copyright.PENANAo0aSEVP8xr
11. artist? - bts.565Please respect copyright.PENANAbET3l3kuWQ
12. singer or band? - bts.565Please respect copyright.PENANAZegyzXQV0X
13. memory? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANACF0hcLgJXn
14. book? - the cruel prince.565Please respect copyright.PENANAFGByMxnS2h
this or that:565Please respect copyright.PENANA873aZcBMpv
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.565Please respect copyright.PENANATWWWu8uIKo
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.565Please respect copyright.PENANAeuNGo9XlRE
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.565Please respect copyright.PENANAPZwjf9ZeJD
18. movies or books? - idk.565Please respect copyright.PENANAdxomBKE3Va
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.565Please respect copyright.PENANAX8tgSS41HP
20. blind of deaf? - blind.565Please respect copyright.PENANA3YlyuV5ygy
21. tea or coffee? - neither.565Please respect copyright.PENANAAS9C4HioQ8
what's your:565Please respect copyright.PENANAmpN7Vnkfpc
22. age? - ninety-one.565Please respect copyright.PENANAs6xhQkQxEp
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.565Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7EhqGwcXC
24. height? - 4'11.565Please respect copyright.PENANA52XcLsh7bJ
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.565Please respect copyright.PENANAydYC92RZUY
26. shoe size? - seven.565Please respect copyright.PENANAKpSgWZbo9L
27. religion? - i'm not religious.565Please respect copyright.PENANAAXS95Idiyw
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.565Please respect copyright.PENANAESQh5st6f6
opinion on: 565Please respect copyright.PENANAvcxpI6DgVN
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...565Please respect copyright.PENANAFJuNcymwSR
30. second chances? - it depends.565Please respect copyright.PENANAzCZn9cprRK
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.565Please respect copyright.PENANAO1p0o9uovT
32. abortion? - ew.565Please respect copyright.PENANAwwLMseRzCC
33. a death penalty? - ew.565Please respect copyright.PENANAP9oC9jUaXU
34. marijuana? - i likes that.565Please respect copyright.PENANAVBCs6IA2PQ
35. love? - what's love?565Please respect copyright.PENANAGFOumpygrn
do you:565Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8lBSvt7u1
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.565Please respect copyright.PENANACkRJvt0X7j
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3565Please respect copyright.PENANAhkiPFrBTNu