
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory482Please respect copyright.PENANA3xvoRcxP5W
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 482Please respect copyright.PENANAA5fYravgEg
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.482Please respect copyright.PENANA37eTtKnb8h
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?482Please respect copyright.PENANAUiI5RBmNPn
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.482Please respect copyright.PENANAfWOoxNPAcb
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.482Please respect copyright.PENANA3c77oKNt3A
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.482Please respect copyright.PENANAnYxq9NC3p3
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.482Please respect copyright.PENANA332nWPzs7a
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?482Please respect copyright.PENANAf6RTiVYPfB
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.482Please respect copyright.PENANA8voPnVpP9A
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.482Please respect copyright.PENANA7tzfSyIvcN
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.482Please respect copyright.PENANA7HpvCbHJu4
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 482Please respect copyright.PENANAWGhzegSypq
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
~~
i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
~~
full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.482Please respect copyright.PENANAxoSbJkIuPK
girl bestie? - coco <3482Please respect copyright.PENANARnuxbe4vo2
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.482Please respect copyright.PENANAJsODRYuSEc
age? - seven years old.482Please respect copyright.PENANAjtmuoRWktx
last person i texted? - idfk.482Please respect copyright.PENANAX1wFwVLAUD
last person i called? - probably my little brother.482Please respect copyright.PENANAYOTR5e3zAn
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?482Please respect copyright.PENANAPhvcgI0Pcn
random fact? - i like food.482Please respect copyright.PENANAgVm9hkh0Ly
single or taken? - big, fat taken.482Please respect copyright.PENANAq0zdfnElH3
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.482Please respect copyright.PENANAr7sPgTXlUQ
first kiss? - bitch wtf?482Please respect copyright.PENANAlTKRHpxHTN
ever smoked? - nope.482Please respect copyright.PENANAo1vaOwXDYU
ever done drugs? - nope~482Please respect copyright.PENANAI1w45RK6Vq
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.482Please respect copyright.PENANA0pXUZm1pkU
longest relationship? - five and a half months.482Please respect copyright.PENANAG8hfQLEW5J
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.482Please respect copyright.PENANA6kUvHjtEof
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.482Please respect copyright.PENANAAc8fX7SQEK
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.482Please respect copyright.PENANAYUcArTuZJt
obsession? - kpop.482Please respect copyright.PENANAjEq4T6NbWT
do you give second chances? - that depends.482Please respect copyright.PENANAZV1bVnrOns
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?482Please respect copyright.PENANAVGy3teUlYb
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.482Please respect copyright.PENANAM2jRNTI3vi
day or night? - idk.482Please respect copyright.PENANAsNV2gvExuq
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.482Please respect copyright.PENANAoVC2TZBMlR
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.482Please respect copyright.PENANACd5u4FeYBo
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.482Please respect copyright.PENANAqBvgfspqeR
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.482Please respect copyright.PENANAag3g66oIdv
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.482Please respect copyright.PENANA65gCpb5t6l
favourite movie(s)? - idk.482Please respect copyright.PENANAKOUkoJpnO0
current mood? - bored and tired.482Please respect copyright.PENANANdy3ZrCJHK
jealous of? - a lot of things.482Please respect copyright.PENANAl3bOsuyotH
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.482Please respect copyright.PENANAeqHyOK8Px0
pets? - two dogs.482Please respect copyright.PENANAdFrFerpK6h
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.482Please respect copyright.PENANAoPo81HSNXM
favourite number? - seven.482Please respect copyright.PENANAYg6kBalmd9
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.482Please respect copyright.PENANANbmWk7Se5O
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.482Please respect copyright.PENANAqbMh8LClHD
afraid of the dark? - yes.482Please respect copyright.PENANAXUcpwt7GGR
one wish? - to be happy for real.482Please respect copyright.PENANArOwAeCiI1D
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?482Please respect copyright.PENANAi8nibZX1gH
~482Please respect copyright.PENANA23nTUxyWpD
full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.482Please respect copyright.PENANAb430wR718P
age? - i'm still seven years old.482Please respect copyright.PENANA09rClaw0wm
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.482Please respect copyright.PENANATfLLJibKe1
something you hate about yourself? - my body.482Please respect copyright.PENANAI1qucQf0h9
something you like about yourself? - idk.482Please respect copyright.PENANAwZtOqQ16Bt
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.482Please respect copyright.PENANALXUhubMWw9
favourite band? - bts.482Please respect copyright.PENANAT6iuGoJ9qR
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!482Please respect copyright.PENANAtIsZ2m5B7a
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.482Please respect copyright.PENANAI10WEJknb1
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.482Please respect copyright.PENANAqYHc4w0epm
girl crush? - emmi.482Please respect copyright.PENANAHwDXIsLwB3
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.482Please respect copyright.PENANAnEO6Uufeot
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^482Please respect copyright.PENANAWemWI7UES1
talents? - singing.482Please respect copyright.PENANAH1CqwkRSIn
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.482Please respect copyright.PENANAOSJMBOQyee
someone i love? - emmi.482Please respect copyright.PENANACt9XPU5ATv
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.482Please respect copyright.PENANA5O7KR36VZn
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.482Please respect copyright.PENANAiqGGiVLNfr
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.482Please respect copyright.PENANAP08x3OZqpZ
favourite animal? - dogs.482Please respect copyright.PENANAoykBo6a905
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 482Please respect copyright.PENANAI8CEe1YwkH
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.482Please respect copyright.PENANA5qi8yy0kwJ
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.482Please respect copyright.PENANAQKmO2QDd0n
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.482Please respect copyright.PENANAlDogmAOY5g
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.482Please respect copyright.PENANA3kd09VL1hl
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 482Please respect copyright.PENANAPubtWDjgcH
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.482Please respect copyright.PENANALsh0rE8EjS
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.482Please respect copyright.PENANAMWwuos94Na
~482Please respect copyright.PENANA1G7OKtmgGv
gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.482Please respect copyright.PENANAzzzPKU68wJ
country? - i don't live on earth. 482Please respect copyright.PENANAcky3c86rCa
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.482Please respect copyright.PENANAjp1yWuEbzu
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.482Please respect copyright.PENANAHqbRE6B8po
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.482Please respect copyright.PENANArzl0Y3POwI
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.482Please respect copyright.PENANA5OK1TBHJMZ
country with your favourite accent? - australia.482Please respect copyright.PENANAwuL3eOVcUO
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.482Please respect copyright.PENANAF4S87zQAzG
dog or cat person? - both.482Please respect copyright.PENANAEgvT6C3EKR
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.482Please respect copyright.PENANAyUMvf6ik2y
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.482Please respect copyright.PENANAYFMKVrzjG8
do you belive in God? - idk.482Please respect copyright.PENANABZjnvxJnZD
single or taken? - taken.482Please respect copyright.PENANAmwAg9e0dMK
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*482Please respect copyright.PENANARokbm40yJI
birthday year? - 1930.482Please respect copyright.PENANA0rjuSeFgSH
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.482Please respect copyright.PENANADfolCOrKDu
age? - what's that?482Please respect copyright.PENANANIJYFu4v68
enthinicity? - african american.482Please respect copyright.PENANA4aohas7a6T
tea or coffee? - neither.482Please respect copyright.PENANA4S5VVWtZlo
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.482Please respect copyright.PENANA492qfZ8MIJ
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*482Please respect copyright.PENANA0qIp62Jdiz
favourite food? - ice cream.482Please respect copyright.PENANA0STwBJLxHW
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 482Please respect copyright.PENANA5RXtC65Uf8
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.482Please respect copyright.PENANARutMylsoDd
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.482Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZvpawVJ45
favourite soda? - sprite.482Please respect copyright.PENANAB5wroYTpGW
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.482Please respect copyright.PENANAzm9gdBDVMY
can you swim? - yes, wtf?482Please respect copyright.PENANA9rqoDRfxDX
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.482Please respect copyright.PENANAhEZXUJdH7q
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.482Please respect copyright.PENANAUvs6e8ZgBx
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.482Please respect copyright.PENANAEOFz9Zo1gE
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.482Please respect copyright.PENANACnohNmgQwh
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*482Please respect copyright.PENANA4KGBrAJM0U
apple or andriod? - apple.482Please respect copyright.PENANAASInOX774j
best dessert? - mochi.482Please respect copyright.PENANAthgCew0FwP
~482Please respect copyright.PENANAGcza7WCAIZ
have you ever:482Please respect copyright.PENANAxKpI3TWByq
1. skipped class? - yes.482Please respect copyright.PENANAMYYr3lGEak
2. done drugs? - no.482Please respect copyright.PENANAV5NCHMaQgp
3. self-harmed? - yes.482Please respect copyright.PENANAO3RLz7wdm9
4. drank? - no.482Please respect copyright.PENANAsPvmxsW9Eu
5. shoplifted? - yes.482Please respect copyright.PENANAqbDvoriruS
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.482Please respect copyright.PENANAsFgwkWUFee
7. broken up with someone? - yes.482Please respect copyright.PENANAxGnODGBtVE
what's your favourite:482Please respect copyright.PENANAPQISo3e2AB
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.482Please respect copyright.PENANAyhvEgHxp4C
9. movie? - break the silence.482Please respect copyright.PENANALBzl3OV626
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.482Please respect copyright.PENANAy2TFi5MPD2
11. artist? - bts.482Please respect copyright.PENANAQBdhMbqRob
12. singer or band? - bts.482Please respect copyright.PENANAh9geP4uLib
13. memory? - idk.482Please respect copyright.PENANA1aQwyyY2UX
14. book? - the cruel prince.482Please respect copyright.PENANAYMrHnY2XY5
this or that:482Please respect copyright.PENANAl7gWIvUXBc
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.482Please respect copyright.PENANA2yLcFcBNXT
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.482Please respect copyright.PENANAfViNWcfueL
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.482Please respect copyright.PENANAlXWCgZBm0T
18. movies or books? - idk.482Please respect copyright.PENANAqC8lGk7RJI
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.482Please respect copyright.PENANAccVD6EQnMy
20. blind of deaf? - blind.482Please respect copyright.PENANA2FAiAL8BLa
21. tea or coffee? - neither.482Please respect copyright.PENANARa6V3NfxCL
what's your:482Please respect copyright.PENANAHGVyyE26g3
22. age? - ninety-one.482Please respect copyright.PENANAOUoDVGjhcx
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.482Please respect copyright.PENANAap0RnJlxXS
24. height? - 4'11.482Please respect copyright.PENANAU4c4v1Ct6z
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.482Please respect copyright.PENANAAhVRItWdv9
26. shoe size? - seven.482Please respect copyright.PENANAzfEvR0H6u1
27. religion? - i'm not religious.482Please respect copyright.PENANAEhtANmfnaB
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.482Please respect copyright.PENANAGwqNAV4PfK
opinion on: 482Please respect copyright.PENANAbgIRi9C17F
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...482Please respect copyright.PENANAnngzuH2wnA
30. second chances? - it depends.482Please respect copyright.PENANAdbofykYoQh
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.482Please respect copyright.PENANA6D7ofnYN0P
32. abortion? - ew.482Please respect copyright.PENANABcsylE5Ccd
33. a death penalty? - ew.482Please respect copyright.PENANAI2ZigGUYli
34. marijuana? - i likes that.482Please respect copyright.PENANANhoVZDczxc
35. love? - what's love?482Please respect copyright.PENANANNnJR7pNhN
do you:482Please respect copyright.PENANAm1ddMGHqqu
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.482Please respect copyright.PENANAOyDv6OnFYT
482Please respect copyright.PENANARKfk3GbK9w
omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3482Please respect copyright.PENANAufwagCy64Y