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This is two entries from the contest Diarrhea8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT6NhimsqT 維尼

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A good while ago,8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFEmYwvCvg 維尼

I was seated, right here, in this very room,8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyY1k2A5h3 維尼

as my stomach gurgled.8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaHJpahEmt 維尼

it moaned and complained, and thought I, 'Heavens, 8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfb3gTfPFk 維尼

what an odd thing to occur'.8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡnutKWjV9ky 維尼

Soon, I felt the funniest feeling - yet there was nothing amusing8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNtCuDVsEU 維尼

about what would hence take place.8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgokgla29W 維尼

You see, my friend, a good while ago,8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3oterA8Rq 維尼

well, you see...8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g6sxwhHJb 維尼

It hurts me to say, I cannot find respectable terms.8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WPddc3SSI 維尼

Well, my buttocks exploded.8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡrP3lTNJgU9 維尼

One, and I was sitting idly,8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhFBAnYjLl 維尼

Two, and I was feeling a tad off,8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxqWyor1Yl 維尼

Three- It was too late.8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLYL52ImJe 維尼

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I did truly have Diarrhea.8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAbib6w2KU 維尼

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John - How come you weren't at bowling tonight? We missed you!8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡeK4T7dnSt8 維尼

Rose - Ah, John, so lovely to have you call me. Well, I was preoccupied you see...8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20LedVWH5j 維尼

John - How so?8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkiuDmOoNG 維尼

Rose - I was just a little poorly John, let's leave it at that.8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtpMNJVEC5 維尼

John - Was it that nasty virus? Shouldn't you be isolating?8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwBktuZQk6 維尼

Rose - No, no, John it was something else...8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qhdudqooC 維尼

John - Well, what then? My son is a doctor, you know, so perhaps I can help.8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ8FZUC1ce 維尼

Rose - I had diarrhea, John, okay? Poop was squirting from my behind, okay?8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb60VOXZnk 維尼

John - Oh. You shouldn't told me.8964 copyright protection264ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0mmp0oTZM 維尼

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