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This is two entries from the contest Diarrhea8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCcUKT4RxI 維尼

ye old poop poop8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpF8TclZgv 維尼

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A good while ago,8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRSvhu6Dgq 維尼

I was seated, right here, in this very room,8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOaEuX5T4O 維尼

as my stomach gurgled.8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1j2hKG7qI 維尼

it moaned and complained, and thought I, 'Heavens, 8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KhxzWW6Mn 維尼

what an odd thing to occur'.8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuFhwk8rpE 維尼

Soon, I felt the funniest feeling - yet there was nothing amusing8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvi9CAVOzW 維尼

about what would hence take place.8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnKCqjv5Cq 維尼

You see, my friend, a good while ago,8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡClmLZx08x2 維尼

well, you see...8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCtW4Voa6d 維尼

It hurts me to say, I cannot find respectable terms.8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡwELEoXNTJf 維尼

Well, my buttocks exploded.8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIbfKge3OL 維尼

One, and I was sitting idly,8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyvcEglqPb 維尼

Two, and I was feeling a tad off,8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh11twFMBj 維尼

Three- It was too late.8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4D2o6ZMKM 維尼

So you understand, my friend8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKqJDbrBgT 維尼

I did truly have Diarrhea.8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0nhItajiE 維尼

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don't be a john8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡveq7O4rIJK 維尼

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John - How come you weren't at bowling tonight? We missed you!8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14h1wFVMyP 維尼

Rose - Ah, John, so lovely to have you call me. Well, I was preoccupied you see...8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B8yq4xF3Q 維尼

John - How so?8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUBoOuLW8r 維尼

Rose - I was just a little poorly John, let's leave it at that.8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKJARrsW1F 維尼

John - Was it that nasty virus? Shouldn't you be isolating?8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡZF0j45Xhah 維尼

Rose - No, no, John it was something else...8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6iypeLOcZ 維尼

John - Well, what then? My son is a doctor, you know, so perhaps I can help.8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88D6AwVllG 維尼

Rose - I had diarrhea, John, okay? Poop was squirting from my behind, okay?8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡBP1E3rdldm 維尼

John - Oh. You shouldn't told me.8964 copyright protection296ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2DE4oXoF7 維尼

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