有看過特殊傳說第一部第七集跟第八集的人都知道,Atlantis的販賣機有那麼一點點的異於其他機……好吧,也許不是一點點。12Please respect copyright.PENANAP1qG4huH1v
12Please respect copyright.PENANAnnahTkDiSN
Atlantis的販賣機會咬人、會發抖、會用冰凍飲料罐打人、會感受到生命威脅留下買路財,等等非一般正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的非有機生物-販賣機會有的動作及反應。12Please respect copyright.PENANAyOHLoWSDZg
12Please respect copyright.PENANAyg1VLhC27Y
「製造這個販賣機的人思考迴路一定出了問題!」以上是某個來自原世界的學生在慘遭販賣機毒手後的評論。12Please respect copyright.PENANAUn9GpICHhV
12Please respect copyright.PENANA1OSxv1eU18
雖然這個販賣機有著許許多多的負面評價,但它還是有一個其他正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的一般販賣機所沒有的優點,那就是──它是一台可以自動換算各國的幣值匯率進而計算出可以買哪些飲料的超高級販賣機!12Please respect copyright.PENANAr3veaTlDDb
12Please respect copyright.PENANAywYdBeQHfc
想想,在Atlantis有台灣人、大陸人、日本人、阿兜仔、鳳凰族、精靈跟不是人等等來自各個地方的人需要喝飲料,每個地方用的貨幣都不同,一個販賣機沒有這種功能怎麼可以!12Please respect copyright.PENANAR1YefHHvaj
12Please respect copyright.PENANAqWPXFjS8Ju
總而言之,言而總之──上面不是重點,重點是下面的故事。12Please respect copyright.PENANAGk2ba1uBOm
12Please respect copyright.PENANA3MKIEfodJL
12Please respect copyright.PENANAYFLZYaEkZ3
* * *12Please respect copyright.PENANApBh7YaK7CF
12Please respect copyright.PENANA6aQkCOG3Yy
12Please respect copyright.PENANAqYoauknjPg
炙熱的太陽、燦藍的天空、徐徐的微風,我們的主角褚冥漾在這個美好的下午手拿一個黑色的零錢包、頭帶被零錢包砸出的腫包,遵從某位自從醒來就越來越幼稚的混血精靈命令──買飲料。12Please respect copyright.PENANAIkQkRJ6wTl
12Please respect copyright.PENANA7Gr1MVALiD
買飲料就買飲料,為什麼要指定販賣機啊!12Please respect copyright.PENANAVJtO86hcjN
12Please respect copyright.PENANAVzejfeyMr8
對販賣機有高度陰影的褚冥漾真的是有百般的不願意。天知道他家學長又是接錯了哪根筋,吃錯了哪顆藥,偏要他去學園裡最無賴、最不受威脅的販賣機之王(另一個說法是King of 販賣機)買飲料。12Please respect copyright.PENANAAen5IKHQaE
12Please respect copyright.PENANAfwgcqDRpG9
「如果你投錯販賣機,下個被投進販賣機的就是你!」以上來自由冥府重生的黑袍大魔王威脅。12Please respect copyright.PENANA0F7wh5EZZC
12Please respect copyright.PENANA0g7mZ8D9DB
有人說:「生活就像強姦,反抗不了就享受它。」這句話真是金玉良言,但是對生活在火星上的褚冥漾而言這句話還是沒辦法實踐,因為他始終接受不了在水中游的鳥跟天空飛的魚,還有就是……眼前的販賣機。12Please respect copyright.PENANADamIAkOPvi
12Please respect copyright.PENANAbILQMhMnNU
本該是靜靜等待人投錢的販賣機此刻卻像是站在擂台上等待攻擊的拳擊手虎視眈眈的看著眼前的人,巨大無比──不過它還是一台販賣機。12Please respect copyright.PENANA1fBO6Rj81w
12Please respect copyright.PENANAjzanqLu1wp
嚥下一口口水,褚冥漾覺得自己身心都還未準備好。12Please respect copyright.PENANACAqQug9HmO
12Please respect copyright.PENANAA1QwH4Dm3v
時間一分一秒的過,汗一滴一滴的流。再繼續等待也只是白費工夫,他還是必須投下那個小小的、由各種合金製造而成的銅板。12Please respect copyright.PENANARhY9IJ2ZmJ
12Please respect copyright.PENANAPIttW2Xy14
手指緊捏著那個冷硬的圓形銅板,褚冥樣大大的吸了幾口新鮮空氣,猛地就往前衝,投錢、按鈕、搶飲料一氣呵成。12Please respect copyright.PENANA062yqjS9SN
12Please respect copyright.PENANAN3su0qAIwI
拿著飲料就是往後跳開一大步。12Please respect copyright.PENANAgUGBSmpPX7
12Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6x0HQRatv
他沒有成為販賣機之王的最新受害者。12Please respect copyright.PENANAQYh39GvtL6
12Please respect copyright.PENANACa02tY1FqG
「呼、呼……」看著自己完好無缺的手臂,褚冥漾彷彿像是贏了冠軍賽的拳擊手般感到榮耀。12Please respect copyright.PENANATONBNbLCY7
12Please respect copyright.PENANA4vy7gu3bKU
揚起大大的笑,就要喊出勝利的口號之時,褚冥漾發現了怪異之處。12Please respect copyright.PENANAdEr2h84PMz
12Please respect copyright.PENANAYmE4PrVL6k
不對勁……他剛剛分明就投入了過多的金錢,為何沒有聽見零錢撞擊聲?12Please respect copyright.PENANANWmiz3QFHz
12Please respect copyright.PENANAvDP1mS3la0
蹲下遠遠望著那個小小的退幣口,褚冥漾沒有看見金屬特有的閃光。12Please respect copyright.PENANA03E8hBMlAb
12Please respect copyright.PENANAwP8UNgJKyM
這販賣機不找零的嗎!黑心販賣機!12Please respect copyright.PENANA67ilx8Bkst
12Please respect copyright.PENANArEedU4cNEx
說時遲,那時快,某個銀色閃光自退幣口射了出來直直撞上褚冥漾的額!12Please respect copyright.PENANAoSqNgUiRHf
12Please respect copyright.PENANAUPvPb5SSLK
一枚銀色圓形的銅板正貼在他的頭上,可怕的撞擊力道讓他失衡往後仰倒,接著他聽到代表勝負已分的鐘聲……12Please respect copyright.PENANA7kEtS57vvI
12Please respect copyright.PENANAKcbxqdauFh
啊──終究還是躲不過販賣機的殘酷嗎?希望他復活之後學長不會把他種在醫療班景仰千年。12Please respect copyright.PENANAavDmcptzr7
12Please respect copyright.PENANAFxqD291P6t
12Please respect copyright.PENANA1nPhdA8FiH
12Please respect copyright.PENANAxqEdBprx1X
12Please respect copyright.PENANAOXjMCPrRfB
12Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZW3T2eNWx
他還活著。12Please respect copyright.PENANAQzzLb0eu7k
12Please respect copyright.PENANAYIEYo3Q6wj
──To be, or not to be……12Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5DobbIMsA
12Please respect copyright.PENANADkN06H1tfi
褚冥漾忽地想到這句出自大作家沙士比亞的《哈姆雷特》名言,意思是「要活還是死」,是一位優柔寡斷的角色台詞。12Please respect copyright.PENANAGR33OLxiST
12Please respect copyright.PENANAiELf1yf7M1
To be, or not to be; that is the question:12Please respect copyright.PENANAfjMplCSTbi
(活下去,還是不活呢,這就是問題啊。)12Please respect copyright.PENANAYI1ilXRONG
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer12Please respect copyright.PENANAKFm2BbkTEE
(何者比較高貴呢?在心智上忍受)12Please respect copyright.PENANASWPesmNlel
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,12Please respect copyright.PENANAhLM4fTVdAx
(殘暴命運的投石和弓矢,)12Please respect copyright.PENANA67o7F2M7nc
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,12Please respect copyright.PENANAljlEl3EZH2
(還是拿起武器對抗如大海般無盡的困難,)12Please respect copyright.PENANAA68KHTNaV9
And, by opposing, end them. (Hamlet, Act III, Scene I)12Please respect copyright.PENANAg7PBxzq0Mf
(然後,一再抵抗來結束他們? 《哈姆雷特,第三幕第一景》)12Please respect copyright.PENANA2TUDE0vBb2
12Please respect copyright.PENANAQzfOwakdYM
面對總是充滿問號的火星世界,他也許就像是那位角色一樣吧?12Please respect copyright.PENANAwJQWJY9g7q
12Please respect copyright.PENANALctH6Az7vO
仰望著藍天,褚冥漾難得的在感性思考。12Please respect copyright.PENANA0GGdWWOG6O
12Please respect copyright.PENANAOnsyPJsEaD
最後……12Please respect copyright.PENANATwtWnpxuxO
12Please respect copyright.PENANAF1uTasxwYW
12Please respect copyright.PENANAx6K5zpBsvc
12Please respect copyright.PENANAHxgwUWgSgW
12Please respect copyright.PENANARN4NNmgYFW
12Please respect copyright.PENANAQiQl12waqD
12Please respect copyright.PENANAEKlMBdBRzH
12Please respect copyright.PENANAKNZXPkZaRr
12Please respect copyright.PENANAlC3txabrIU
「該死!早知道就準備剛剛好的零錢!」12Please respect copyright.PENANAazNev2sgk8
12Please respect copyright.PENANALzkVocwLKO
12Please respect copyright.PENANACv38kUPpCW
12Please respect copyright.PENANAutvd7M9r9J
12Please respect copyright.PENANAA9GhlX4nEn
~‧~‧~‧~‧~‧ END ‧~‧~‧~‧~‧~12Please respect copyright.PENANAZISTwDY8Nh
12Please respect copyright.PENANAEal3Smy6TS
12Please respect copyright.PENANACV8neSX5pN
莎翁迷請不要砍我QQ12Please respect copyright.PENANA38xRt2cb4A
12Please respect copyright.PENANAVcPrYxBkI2
看完不要鞭打鏡玥,我一定是腦袋壞掉才會打出這種文QQ12Please respect copyright.PENANAeQtH5wmau1
有上PTT笨版的人應該知道這篇的標題出自於哪裡XD
ns216.73.216.30da2 12Please respect copyright.PENANAnnahTkDiSN
Atlantis的販賣機會咬人、會發抖、會用冰凍飲料罐打人、會感受到生命威脅留下買路財,等等非一般正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的非有機生物-販賣機會有的動作及反應。12Please respect copyright.PENANAyOHLoWSDZg
12Please respect copyright.PENANAyg1VLhC27Y
「製造這個販賣機的人思考迴路一定出了問題!」以上是某個來自原世界的學生在慘遭販賣機毒手後的評論。12Please respect copyright.PENANAUn9GpICHhV
12Please respect copyright.PENANA1OSxv1eU18
雖然這個販賣機有著許許多多的負面評價,但它還是有一個其他正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的一般販賣機所沒有的優點,那就是──它是一台可以自動換算各國的幣值匯率進而計算出可以買哪些飲料的超高級販賣機!12Please respect copyright.PENANAr3veaTlDDb
12Please respect copyright.PENANAywYdBeQHfc
想想,在Atlantis有台灣人、大陸人、日本人、阿兜仔、鳳凰族、精靈跟不是人等等來自各個地方的人需要喝飲料,每個地方用的貨幣都不同,一個販賣機沒有這種功能怎麼可以!12Please respect copyright.PENANAR1YefHHvaj
12Please respect copyright.PENANAqWPXFjS8Ju
總而言之,言而總之──上面不是重點,重點是下面的故事。12Please respect copyright.PENANAGk2ba1uBOm
12Please respect copyright.PENANA3MKIEfodJL
12Please respect copyright.PENANAYFLZYaEkZ3
* * *12Please respect copyright.PENANApBh7YaK7CF
12Please respect copyright.PENANA6aQkCOG3Yy
12Please respect copyright.PENANAqYoauknjPg
炙熱的太陽、燦藍的天空、徐徐的微風,我們的主角褚冥漾在這個美好的下午手拿一個黑色的零錢包、頭帶被零錢包砸出的腫包,遵從某位自從醒來就越來越幼稚的混血精靈命令──買飲料。12Please respect copyright.PENANAIkQkRJ6wTl
12Please respect copyright.PENANA7Gr1MVALiD
買飲料就買飲料,為什麼要指定販賣機啊!12Please respect copyright.PENANAVJtO86hcjN
12Please respect copyright.PENANAVzejfeyMr8
對販賣機有高度陰影的褚冥漾真的是有百般的不願意。天知道他家學長又是接錯了哪根筋,吃錯了哪顆藥,偏要他去學園裡最無賴、最不受威脅的販賣機之王(另一個說法是King of 販賣機)買飲料。12Please respect copyright.PENANAAen5IKHQaE
12Please respect copyright.PENANAfwgcqDRpG9
「如果你投錯販賣機,下個被投進販賣機的就是你!」以上來自由冥府重生的黑袍大魔王威脅。12Please respect copyright.PENANA0F7wh5EZZC
12Please respect copyright.PENANA0g7mZ8D9DB
有人說:「生活就像強姦,反抗不了就享受它。」這句話真是金玉良言,但是對生活在火星上的褚冥漾而言這句話還是沒辦法實踐,因為他始終接受不了在水中游的鳥跟天空飛的魚,還有就是……眼前的販賣機。12Please respect copyright.PENANADamIAkOPvi
12Please respect copyright.PENANAbILQMhMnNU
本該是靜靜等待人投錢的販賣機此刻卻像是站在擂台上等待攻擊的拳擊手虎視眈眈的看著眼前的人,巨大無比──不過它還是一台販賣機。12Please respect copyright.PENANA1fBO6Rj81w
12Please respect copyright.PENANAjzanqLu1wp
嚥下一口口水,褚冥漾覺得自己身心都還未準備好。12Please respect copyright.PENANACAqQug9HmO
12Please respect copyright.PENANAA1QwH4Dm3v
時間一分一秒的過,汗一滴一滴的流。再繼續等待也只是白費工夫,他還是必須投下那個小小的、由各種合金製造而成的銅板。12Please respect copyright.PENANARhY9IJ2ZmJ
12Please respect copyright.PENANAPIttW2Xy14
手指緊捏著那個冷硬的圓形銅板,褚冥樣大大的吸了幾口新鮮空氣,猛地就往前衝,投錢、按鈕、搶飲料一氣呵成。12Please respect copyright.PENANA062yqjS9SN
12Please respect copyright.PENANAN3su0qAIwI
拿著飲料就是往後跳開一大步。12Please respect copyright.PENANAgUGBSmpPX7
12Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6x0HQRatv
他沒有成為販賣機之王的最新受害者。12Please respect copyright.PENANAQYh39GvtL6
12Please respect copyright.PENANACa02tY1FqG
「呼、呼……」看著自己完好無缺的手臂,褚冥漾彷彿像是贏了冠軍賽的拳擊手般感到榮耀。12Please respect copyright.PENANATONBNbLCY7
12Please respect copyright.PENANA4vy7gu3bKU
揚起大大的笑,就要喊出勝利的口號之時,褚冥漾發現了怪異之處。12Please respect copyright.PENANAdEr2h84PMz
12Please respect copyright.PENANAYmE4PrVL6k
不對勁……他剛剛分明就投入了過多的金錢,為何沒有聽見零錢撞擊聲?12Please respect copyright.PENANANWmiz3QFHz
12Please respect copyright.PENANAvDP1mS3la0
蹲下遠遠望著那個小小的退幣口,褚冥漾沒有看見金屬特有的閃光。12Please respect copyright.PENANA03E8hBMlAb
12Please respect copyright.PENANAwP8UNgJKyM
這販賣機不找零的嗎!黑心販賣機!12Please respect copyright.PENANA67ilx8Bkst
12Please respect copyright.PENANArEedU4cNEx
說時遲,那時快,某個銀色閃光自退幣口射了出來直直撞上褚冥漾的額!12Please respect copyright.PENANAoSqNgUiRHf
12Please respect copyright.PENANAUPvPb5SSLK
一枚銀色圓形的銅板正貼在他的頭上,可怕的撞擊力道讓他失衡往後仰倒,接著他聽到代表勝負已分的鐘聲……12Please respect copyright.PENANA7kEtS57vvI
12Please respect copyright.PENANAKcbxqdauFh
啊──終究還是躲不過販賣機的殘酷嗎?希望他復活之後學長不會把他種在醫療班景仰千年。12Please respect copyright.PENANAavDmcptzr7
12Please respect copyright.PENANAFxqD291P6t
12Please respect copyright.PENANA1nPhdA8FiH
12Please respect copyright.PENANAxqEdBprx1X
12Please respect copyright.PENANAOXjMCPrRfB
12Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZW3T2eNWx
他還活著。12Please respect copyright.PENANAQzzLb0eu7k
12Please respect copyright.PENANAYIEYo3Q6wj
──To be, or not to be……12Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5DobbIMsA
12Please respect copyright.PENANADkN06H1tfi
褚冥漾忽地想到這句出自大作家沙士比亞的《哈姆雷特》名言,意思是「要活還是死」,是一位優柔寡斷的角色台詞。12Please respect copyright.PENANAGR33OLxiST
12Please respect copyright.PENANAiELf1yf7M1
To be, or not to be; that is the question:12Please respect copyright.PENANAfjMplCSTbi
(活下去,還是不活呢,這就是問題啊。)12Please respect copyright.PENANAYI1ilXRONG
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer12Please respect copyright.PENANAKFm2BbkTEE
(何者比較高貴呢?在心智上忍受)12Please respect copyright.PENANASWPesmNlel
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,12Please respect copyright.PENANAhLM4fTVdAx
(殘暴命運的投石和弓矢,)12Please respect copyright.PENANA67o7F2M7nc
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,12Please respect copyright.PENANAljlEl3EZH2
(還是拿起武器對抗如大海般無盡的困難,)12Please respect copyright.PENANAA68KHTNaV9
And, by opposing, end them. (Hamlet, Act III, Scene I)12Please respect copyright.PENANAg7PBxzq0Mf
(然後,一再抵抗來結束他們? 《哈姆雷特,第三幕第一景》)12Please respect copyright.PENANA2TUDE0vBb2
12Please respect copyright.PENANAQzfOwakdYM
面對總是充滿問號的火星世界,他也許就像是那位角色一樣吧?12Please respect copyright.PENANAwJQWJY9g7q
12Please respect copyright.PENANALctH6Az7vO
仰望著藍天,褚冥漾難得的在感性思考。12Please respect copyright.PENANA0GGdWWOG6O
12Please respect copyright.PENANAOnsyPJsEaD
最後……12Please respect copyright.PENANATwtWnpxuxO
12Please respect copyright.PENANAF1uTasxwYW
12Please respect copyright.PENANAx6K5zpBsvc
12Please respect copyright.PENANAHxgwUWgSgW
12Please respect copyright.PENANARN4NNmgYFW
12Please respect copyright.PENANAQiQl12waqD
12Please respect copyright.PENANAEKlMBdBRzH
12Please respect copyright.PENANAKNZXPkZaRr
12Please respect copyright.PENANAlC3txabrIU
「該死!早知道就準備剛剛好的零錢!」12Please respect copyright.PENANAazNev2sgk8
12Please respect copyright.PENANALzkVocwLKO
12Please respect copyright.PENANACv38kUPpCW
12Please respect copyright.PENANAutvd7M9r9J
12Please respect copyright.PENANAA9GhlX4nEn
~‧~‧~‧~‧~‧ END ‧~‧~‧~‧~‧~12Please respect copyright.PENANAZISTwDY8Nh
12Please respect copyright.PENANAEal3Smy6TS
12Please respect copyright.PENANACV8neSX5pN
莎翁迷請不要砍我QQ12Please respect copyright.PENANA38xRt2cb4A
12Please respect copyright.PENANAVcPrYxBkI2
看完不要鞭打鏡玥,我一定是腦袋壞掉才會打出這種文QQ12Please respect copyright.PENANAeQtH5wmau1
有上PTT笨版的人應該知道這篇的標題出自於哪裡XD