【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIDjgNuDYW
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTKHmnpCdX
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsd4blBhIT5
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkSiV9LFyt
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMCQZtNrVt
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7Uhs3SfyI
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXNKg4GGrt
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvisC4g65sO
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMUhi0Hecf
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuFYhAMA1d
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRP1IJ9VHWq
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都快大學畢業了還小？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0htqpAvAo6
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dclZ8b9eW
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogSF41Ppsc
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席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOt5KeM0RK
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——分手收場！湊CP失敗！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BNOf5lFmt
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvuYknrrRm
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptUf9w8U0V
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【艾登x凌小兔】636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqTXceOmkL
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2ad85KSz6
「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1EAqoigqZ
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCUXBlro6G
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1aEiuDi2x
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一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhXYeVhN5u
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「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIRF62TmJL
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小兔QAQ636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMk5oLAMdI
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx22ZJkZ68I
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BIM0fmaCl
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw6MlSDsl9
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFoDR4JcmX
結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq3FeQDVKH
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouC2EKNyYx
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【艾登x泰特斯】636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJJ8vGkTOR
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLdViNorZr
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艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazajgfxr0r
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泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0MshlGgK8
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCjtAoYNfi
艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PYUIkBA2K
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmkgpTVOrZ
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVrA7H7BXL
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FRE4TwIQz
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTptUKicfN9
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gD7P3yrIw
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9ZEbltzQa
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhCe01lBAg
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNh2KgN1kr
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兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF7piz1kTb
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKVCGq8WqB
「泰——我愛你！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYJjej8t7X
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTbkmIPrzo
艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMjI157md8
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GOh9h0WvF
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvmXz9grqV
泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu52wx5HqGG
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「……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgQWf7LnIx
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPyGaEaGWa
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjG9MbLtgw
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【付墨x貝兒】636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZeUy958ZW
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSA3bHWQJA
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg5wfZoVZK
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40AIpTMNM3
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMYRPUy0D0
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtMhB6zrrL
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4m3hFUpu7A
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81sqZzqizE
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBkglcthEK
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIm9HkdyDb
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhkyIYmJrB
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrPwJeo1fB
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlwyY4mALn
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzwtlMn8ob
付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vZQq9qoGF
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS890F24MZx
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRjahjQYXU
囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgaNpZFQhs
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMxuZOHv8x
付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflOIyOmoTl
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQOHtnp3zu
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXloKP9CA9
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付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSDCanlhdU
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貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkThaNqBVuL
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZ9dI6ExuS
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclgEHapfTJ
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「……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygQQXG63Zt
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IgXbnpwgI
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRNZNLoNsm
付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjDO2AJ6ur
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貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G1CfOP810
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付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd0SYWXsJ4
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Rt7x6VGO3
貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndCanK19ol
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傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4v98IJP89
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT49TepTZV
付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYQQxqyoBJ
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「我哥說……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRiu5b2zme
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付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcQZlOyrH9
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B2n5mjk3v
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBt615S8DD
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxESmG9KpaT
「……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ult4Qlw15
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——結局同一（抹臉636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnlYKs8UyR
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN0NexILCG
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【艾登x貝兒】636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcmrBJ8ew1
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「小貝兒——」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIsGp6G9SN
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某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQBVhWpHDm
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlLG4kabpT
「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5q8reJN5f
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPygDNXbA4V
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於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKMrjJS8YK
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK9ZWPwdQK
「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUhq25UW5C
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkQiGM7vqa
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQ2jXo2cqv
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhMSQMEG9O
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaU3rvLu7e
「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrfGs6UGHs
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艾登：「……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5mkKfuUCe
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5obimpWUN
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhgtoHNlY8
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTj3AiGkbJ
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfjqmqgjEE
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fUaTLJ5vH
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艾登：「……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ePFxUa5VQ
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1FzgHQCQ9
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkrPI0q1hk
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh0O8qI2w2
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9LTtmnAxY
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjgy5ppaQL
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艾登：「……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXjdPOAnWx
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6pVuyJSN5
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zyQNj94kn
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcqhHW1G6O
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XX9RJ0Fbf
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj3bfXfrol
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNVVudoMiW
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhmGebyMx8
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艾登：「……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDTFZHaUQ7
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpJUJuN5Fo
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZeHOcZo60
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【艾登x汪一全】636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLoXIGwypm
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GxjESBM9Q
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKbIjCudAB
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9OhunJeCU
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcFDoE9Mpq
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全叔氣絕。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjShjymzLdE
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy15JgaOQmN
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRxkoJSF5m
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【席倫x貝兒】636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpZe6KELsB
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Zqo4mGn13
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倫：「……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0ML7yirxV
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貝：「……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqtqSwabhe
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskCYzqrwPz
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITwgQ1qvOg
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFfVZwoOCr
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後記：
Happy New Year！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODNsDdVDgA
2017年的第一天來發個腦抽文～XD636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oamdDBtjo
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphsQzE6Ljn
下次來玩玩靈能組的大風吹吧～ＡＷＡ（準備被釘孤支＃636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8lmc5Lb2m
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 01.01.2017
