【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotTpQCUJqy
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MfhHUT4tX
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUp8qq7DnV
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUlONlSOna
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4O7zesj7iv
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINkVXqsrSM
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysesQ3NpI1
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMxuOzu8Hq
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5WgRlOsjH
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX64r0lFGLF
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHo70KCbez
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都快大學畢業了還小？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qw8PohAa8
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWmq0OpjNh
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3A7v5MkVK0
泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcXdI8ly6L
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席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKB2ZAi74f
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMqfn77x0H
——分手收場！湊CP失敗！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibcJfXzvf1
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJBSLrEZHr
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡompAvImbj9
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DqAuuXrkt
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【艾登x凌小兔】583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0B63y3437
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKkEDxV8L8
「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqiiiFjGWE
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdj51feZ0d7
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEfjCUORqB
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pqmTntXfr
一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP75H6IvBw
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqdssbIGwF
「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqCYStWpHt
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小兔QAQ583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4hm1Uh4Ed
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal9h7QpOJi
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACGw0GXUsh
「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntMQseLB6m
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEQKvE3pL9
——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8S0TboqiGH
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ177E4M8QTQ
結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtvlR2i8Ku
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【艾登x泰特斯】583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dojVBhXD3
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdVe6tCPoM
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84tNxBFmbk
艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGz9PFtcWj
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxHXFPaTxZ
泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXY1RRPUya
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhHMIOkIui
艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgttbBVDCs
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcjCrnt9l0
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5XLSypoPA
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeJ3T1mJy8
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9TmzHTUQ3
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCtQSP1P3D
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStQxLyrIKK
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmowMoTxUpf
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobtwoqRpTa
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sFSb5fGhj
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SsGxsHeUb
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HJwZYM0OB
「泰——我愛你！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gsncYhmIk
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP4bFJ4sNM
艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklVYJM0gkT
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtg3fxnVCPt
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泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4PbYyOurB
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「……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4hPkz69xL
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJiVw2pD8F
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXFsng4OEZ
結論：太重口作者不行（＃583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tZt94Ej97
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【付墨x貝兒】583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsNuCluzey
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxnii4tN9j
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCsuAUPtz9
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftrkcvFT7F
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG1c3iZLyl
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6Ng4wJGpb
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWqdlcdaXl
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8xymLaJin
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQGBpnU7vz
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIIK1KFESy
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eNecxTruh
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelWSROP1Jp
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsP3PzGjjt
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMyOmgP3ec
付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqosHR5dzDM
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboMtdBxwFf
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6c4zA7LlmV
囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBinQGOwHQx
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhZFFmqQu7
付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p5D88FeVm
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zIq1Icibt
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqHVRA8gY6
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4rSdS45RG
付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEFGmyzNwr
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貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3dstTkzOK
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxI88GfO5q
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBoubXEHis
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「……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag1BpK6pOe
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJx1zJDRHgi
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KV3PkxcMn
付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLSKJTzB5n
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ7O75DM8T
貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiTozhUjlD
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付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoepV8Py2qu
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopSr4NZaPO
貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbVvocIn9L
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOlVNQm9CD
傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoQQJ85mLq
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGnLCxZgqk
付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3Fxzx2C2K
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「我哥說……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GVLYkua0B
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付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡany9nPNuB2
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfNxx0g1oq
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmd6KUDXQ7i
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「……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2yJ4UjZJ8
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlQfMZiaMc
——結局同一（抹臉583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9kb827U65
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x2yrqCupk
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGwdEfRcBy
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCj7gbrbo2S
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3KNcEA3in
【艾登x貝兒】583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RF6mKp6Si
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtriANi4lL
「小貝兒——」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kEtbbsUKJ
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某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM89fHeimU
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwBVY4Z2Qq
「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWz41qHo1mE
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGxqqI8CJN
「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQdZgmmCNP
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dC9JXViTR
於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaVicl7Wam
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04KRaTgLxq
「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdHKcHNP8I
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2ya4RqaFa
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLQy7ZPWKp
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMD6D7tIAt
「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F3QkIxt26
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIn7OBiAml
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艾登：「……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WUF7ziQfj
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZL1MDvQxHT
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlF48uzNSTx
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWthmCwn5h
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zANS39E1C
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjtv3QMbkx
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艾登：「……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iTj3vQ5SR
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1N8OhvZHx
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6OeDM7OaD
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAGlHp6wKH
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51aFVBtdGV
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53Wj01GKYh
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艾登：「……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVY5WtnGHr
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf6wxaTFEr
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBDpnL2N4C
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxnfwC0PHV
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyz8a1wcyED
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUkcdDEVaw
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagySXttOwG
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWuZzw0B4i
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艾登：「……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsa2KN7O14i
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsfcgFuRUn
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwRrF4QvAT
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【艾登x汪一全】583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzLn3w7nLT
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfvZP0qg4X
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPBsUN1dsc
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nZPXbZXav
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiOBgwaL0K
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全叔氣絕。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFu1BVAwNtn
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ1hSIEhnH
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52jsAY4QyG
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【席倫x貝兒】583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTi5W8f751N
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCEQvfHsNW
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倫：「……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys68cnjecV
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貝：「……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWSpZrq7vJ
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRetk0XptG
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDysvcX51HO
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u0KnLH95i
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Happy New Year！583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1BpIizpWj
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RKxA8pMy1
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