從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mQR81ermj
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeuCt8E2np
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0n8HlXeWpH
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzZXnpfM5A
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dAZBze5sg
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdQF7DB8f4
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiHLwM5t2d
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEifpRPLEM
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlkN2zqcVy
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fAekpILWk
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKlX3PvWqw
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIjsdSCCeY
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j028TRipR
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耳機插頭默默伸長。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTImDsqTKO
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hhf4tgdQB
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電電，卒。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ70mMqQXn
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbGkaK4bOW
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“？？？”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0d0lrdbj3o
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuH0fVfMnd
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“上鳴！！”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfszDxhvVhK
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAs3AZJYfh
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhB4spldZj
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZH1ZOsQ5j
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“我們？！”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPPBXxZRPS
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小姐姐震驚了。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOY9qvJfME
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPeVT05tn2
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm2emTKo38
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVwSQJR96r
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7q6bNuRgw
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0EHlIywtC
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來日方長。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvtiGdNSy1
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他們還有很長很長的時間。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLFi3WuhWg
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUivNY2Z6m
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNeDwSSjdH
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdqjx9RsUx
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耳郎︰“……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4ltC4pf1R
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摔！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcElbl3Thc
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTyVr07rGO
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYorq0RmUb
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXggKCSSQdR
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3f0NI1j8z7
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“……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5JKkxqDht
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHb8A7JzCy
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibf0QJugLZ
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“……”迷之微笑。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd44opNRJXH
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“ 擦。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA30rjVFQ2Q
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj42n9nm054
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjnrG8yRDZ
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshqfGO4vZp
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也是非常頑強了……439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlvNHiU9DK
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmWbFYcWdp
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“哇啊啊啊！！”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6cQ9uCQ8m
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiyHsavxfr
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm72LgoWIK
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ3613QJK7
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnuTYqRYRb
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DJsCia8mt
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHokH560J65
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmiV1FZMtk
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YEF7uih2e
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgFLXTnOZu
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaZVUTQfRJ
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvancARWTwS
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdz7YS2q6e
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOza6Bb5Bc
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想！都！別！想！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vmioz9E5d
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudYtNCKOH2
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpTjXF5ckY
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嗯？439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIfuuxjFx0
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkeW2QFMp8
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKYhZ6FPfn
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQtqNWyeGO
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tn4BOGXp6
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrmlRdI4e2
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvggYA6vH3
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我一個都不想選！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHS0hCD54M
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTesoQ5aA1
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXgMyAAIPi
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1qKCCmLV0
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“不，我不要！”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8UEFSIzJM
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“快點。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNvsw9ecC8
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQULIxSynZ
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“少廢話。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdxTcYHVBP
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8asS0UFxh
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCRbtDgM0A
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“想……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUkuNxusNl
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82R9DK9T2H
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最討厭停電了！！！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0V9LVuy3I
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明天就去投訴物業！！！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1LCNvNus2
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOovwMs5Zz
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuarxA0x3zH
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七點。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJcjRkRRcu
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUckgVjWAKO
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7OW1cQK1C
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMXmE5i4xt
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9ZTtd9n87
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“是嗎？”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHNPqWhS9z
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpzx8TMQwp
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fbxAkv1sM
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2uJTVAOPA
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVJ8Zpbx6G
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3Vp5KubIM
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyUSlTC5Og
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鎭？439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjtpVUm2gf
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耳郎扶額︰“……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUuZ2ibsPS
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真是沒眼看了。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQfP3NMBuE
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY86dX3E5my
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2y4s0emTV
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB60ph56xMA
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz9go2jagr
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuisHW2rQa0
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq40sc1af6G
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn70hfkdZhN
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTsanI45Pz
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMmxySA3j8
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“喂！”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfshMe12pY
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZx3iTQHE7
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEAhMel99t
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkeDY1ZO1n
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHRzXOzz0m
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTx80Uw9Ok
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhpnKNjqIi
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvlPdtqFQt
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上耳︰“……”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6l9ULrpb2
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這幫家伙真不客氣。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmwv8PC226
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61ewVlU8eb
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ui5v1l0fd
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RSOpLDMwN
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhy4sAUG6W
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQW5VEpb8B
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHp7MiEnnf
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhb76hLaJ2l
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnxApl0gYo
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaPLjZyKan
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wKy10gylC
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDGOboZZAB
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfkLdKNLzI
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45KQ6Yi6KF
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眾︰“……？”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr9PJfpNHB
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkbgcTzHBZ
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8ktLjaFZk
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“我樂意寵她。”439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9qSuMvRs7
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你們管得著嗎？439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTivYs5mOx
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