Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi25TIFaeUW
- iPhones are SEXY348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiDBu4zFLn
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwXKW0zJcZ
- YOU LIE348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOghSM2kL5L
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzT32Ho4smm
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz2jwvgww9
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp3Ac5phhQ
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWPeUqCggS
- Character development is only possible through murder.348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxTA3JXIUl
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZLstoOKBX
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBokLPSTvS5
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMijsbkVL9C
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZcJAcmiXs
- i like the *bling* *bling*348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oOM8VrNLg
- hashtag accessorize348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnj49qoKNee
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4ZkXMCwXB
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LUFGN5kzI
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLSzq2NuUb
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFizh4EwriG
- we're done here, you butcher.348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4fciFQHCw
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFps6xqEP7
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmPRgnOHRT
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAihQDwV9aH
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOAWN7kOcF
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8dIoMCt9l
kid 2: sure. 348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQgZ3L6Gu0
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK8m6HMbtq
kid 2: ... sure.348Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisYzSRBWBD
