Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo131Please respect copyright.PENANANXuWrcMIqS
- iPhones are SEXY131Please respect copyright.PENANANBkWfAKth5
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!131Please respect copyright.PENANAq2mPNAaNiq
- YOU LIE131Please respect copyright.PENANAI6Lrj4NTIE
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag131Please respect copyright.PENANAC2Uzdqo9Oq
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 131Please respect copyright.PENANAjG64vV9Z5P
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 131Please respect copyright.PENANAIU5DaoZySE
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.131Please respect copyright.PENANAi3rjJFLnx1
- Character development is only possible through murder.131Please respect copyright.PENANASLaQfOFCPP
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania131Please respect copyright.PENANAE8DgK7DnuS
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools131Please respect copyright.PENANAnePYVkysBh
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess131Please respect copyright.PENANAYAwQahoB7i
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct131Please respect copyright.PENANAzGbXIWYNyA
- i like the *bling* *bling*131Please respect copyright.PENANAEq9WFjmAYb
- hashtag accessorize131Please respect copyright.PENANAt588dTQqDS
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!131Please respect copyright.PENANApWe6yqEtcQ
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!131Please respect copyright.PENANAnZ3mSU8CIN
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!131Please respect copyright.PENANALjTtWClmAX
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore131Please respect copyright.PENANA1ssHWLrPXz
- we're done here, you butcher.131Please respect copyright.PENANABtz6iuMhQz
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN131Please respect copyright.PENANAnb3y4lfJS3
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...131Please respect copyright.PENANAaEPYfz8cBH
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars131Please respect copyright.PENANAXT73b2j11d
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.131Please respect copyright.PENANAKj7wTO9yyR
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 131Please respect copyright.PENANAGcWYU2F38J
kid 2: sure. 131Please respect copyright.PENANApRwQ7WkT2i
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 131Please respect copyright.PENANA0Z8r1Hmi0s
kid 2: ... sure.131Please respect copyright.PENANAsIum0sz4Rb