Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo405Please respect copyright.PENANAmNLBQRBO46
- iPhones are SEXY405Please respect copyright.PENANAQlMicnBNWV
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!405Please respect copyright.PENANA6XtQLNVL98
- YOU LIE405Please respect copyright.PENANABH2ppvJdxO
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag405Please respect copyright.PENANAHDprVkqQwi
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 405Please respect copyright.PENANAc2zoPS6KYn
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 405Please respect copyright.PENANAm6QGyfOPAB
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.405Please respect copyright.PENANA9Hw6wX8kz7
- Character development is only possible through murder.405Please respect copyright.PENANAuDa97OsVAX
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania405Please respect copyright.PENANA9XHKoIRumc
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools405Please respect copyright.PENANAZuJRwB3fLb
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess405Please respect copyright.PENANASUaF2KiqYw
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct405Please respect copyright.PENANASpMkuRPNiC
- i like the *bling* *bling*405Please respect copyright.PENANAKTnZ9AlVEx
- hashtag accessorize405Please respect copyright.PENANAQJhH4wCdH8
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!405Please respect copyright.PENANAcIeaAuL9Ro
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!405Please respect copyright.PENANA0lCGJsC3Qt
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!405Please respect copyright.PENANAZhqTf1bLKC
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore405Please respect copyright.PENANAtMxpdlVIVI
- we're done here, you butcher.405Please respect copyright.PENANAsvRgYRX7L9
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN405Please respect copyright.PENANAPxWL6XKywZ
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...405Please respect copyright.PENANAVHi9Chxqas
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars405Please respect copyright.PENANANGRoLsrNRt
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.405Please respect copyright.PENANANSrftJd3lD
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 405Please respect copyright.PENANATWzuasDavU
kid 2: sure. 405Please respect copyright.PENANACHLYnm3kUk
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 405Please respect copyright.PENANALoljLTQ1BU
kid 2: ... sure.405Please respect copyright.PENANAQRFuH88jCk