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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFPwK2V4Gx連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzlp6aut1f
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLKHyPOUiu
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zrLgQJd7e
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1nP0zO9wq
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgCTENmJjN
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7oMa9Roel
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV3OpIdkry
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3mF3x6Ryp
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjr16qQdDbV
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtEvVvXVku
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRlLsZm3Kc
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYqY7PL3eG
「肉，沒肉會死。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7eYDI5MaN
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pjNvsOor9
「沒什麼特別的。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnYNKlVtPc
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Eqxwa3eba
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzJNRE0Izk
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhLZmbSTHF
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT73m0s135c
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1wVQWA5Ge
「睡覺。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyUMVdlIlk
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyS4DJh9W9r
「手機、鑰匙。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wFIUvtGHT
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJwdc9g2qz
「他們，能力的意思。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhYpkxhEnT
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQLfFXUwcp
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1YN07snmb
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP146bDtsM3
「沒有。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH13wJxK0j
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuv89B8diZ
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUANxltFuie
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeaBejEQi4
「……不知道。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqZ3L0f0qS
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyg9MPgtXn
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilOPu8umke
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjQDtrUFsT
「被機器包圍的感覺。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi1vOkUVsU
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD2XyzpZrA
「……拒答。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZLLFxX1fJ
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaVJt4cFcc
「沒有。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzWi3qmSj9
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsCjDLoh5i
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1Z1tQVZZ5
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqARH5wSaF8
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAlpk3Oohw
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrCYv1mqDE
「好煩。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6EANOgb9p
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRwjq1aJLp
「你覺得呢？」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwDZJNzHwU
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwFWqW8ahG
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPBlAYBYCc
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKklrVmJxY6
「現在……還可以吧。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBH7KZyvYs
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02MYz8I1LX
「算有吧。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrGHhzMKmt
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMpS7wo6HU
「拒答。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJa0xjCA3X
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUAf9EsJAN
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8vawMw5Az
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxrzxr2T5D
「沒有。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgDqTLauFg
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二、私心惡搞篇252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A6asjvOxP
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdORijqOrNs
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdyTG2uGON
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSmpvikQPm
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfnmMMKwc1
「好像沒有。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO8a0blqXz
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C4anO8766
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ7kA1mfM5
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUAP5EvGIf
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguKaJ25vBl
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBKiEvkOEl
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQHnfov1zS
「不知道。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgqGE3TKd5
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0CvUQ3XdR
「沒有。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMtFlY3DOl
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMqQTR7PWJ
「哈？」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSTbdtJMwe
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrlIiXozyv
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5hrWJ6J4i
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sXehAvGXW
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWfkmB20Fw
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIk0Jdeqa2
「……」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56uNAiaPfq
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasLXTbQFaC
「還不把他揍醒？」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFnJrb9mzw
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFunGkfvG5X
「不知道。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYjvu8G3nd
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqhCe6jDr5
「沒有。」252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYPn68En7t
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEaHssuda7
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
