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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?115Please respect copyright.PENANAabbCGqCGoK
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」115Please respect copyright.PENANAAWotcM2yjm
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?115Please respect copyright.PENANAa7lrptRerT
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAawre1BnlVN
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?115Please respect copyright.PENANAgusKyXD4oD
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡115Please respect copyright.PENANAlfqRbUsJkt
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?115Please respect copyright.PENANA0MzSZKFhFa
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAWbjCWclMAW
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?115Please respect copyright.PENANA4rdfl8vAla
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAYVrJAiPPeu
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?115Please respect copyright.PENANA5foRIAx11Q
「肉,沒肉會死。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAFQAuCiiU84
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?115Please respect copyright.PENANASMCUxip54s
「沒什麼特別的。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAJnXT7RyOEK
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?115Please respect copyright.PENANAndC22RYDHv
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAam86jqZoRt
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?115Please respect copyright.PENANAYHTUC5HAtd
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAcA7Di7HpX2
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?115Please respect copyright.PENANA5CInD5FR5Y
「睡覺。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAG29sbV17qw
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?115Please respect copyright.PENANAhGRG6zwafb
「手機、鑰匙。」115Please respect copyright.PENANArHmtMYyKOM
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)115Please respect copyright.PENANAlu5gJvjtmC
「他們,能力的意思。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAQpxInYfpDP
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?115Please respect copyright.PENANA43fuCzaeDV
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」115Please respect copyright.PENANAywKz2lV13B
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?115Please respect copyright.PENANA6Q5wP3uo3K
「沒有。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAIUyujEYBcw
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?115Please respect copyright.PENANASHINHDFRt8
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」115Please respect copyright.PENANA1jvhSsmHgF
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)115Please respect copyright.PENANA3FCvXmWRKV
「……不知道。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAl7kOSjJqQX
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?115Please respect copyright.PENANAIVjrILCe7U
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」115Please respect copyright.PENANA3joqfEi8Ih
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?115Please respect copyright.PENANAYG2To9jpHZ
「被機器包圍的感覺。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAvvVrVldxD3
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?115Please respect copyright.PENANAPrDRd3myIW
「……拒答。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAwcfZkXxPWp
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?115Please respect copyright.PENANAE6mNT6BLDM
「沒有。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAty9Diu5YpM
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?115Please respect copyright.PENANABegMnNUyXL
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」115Please respect copyright.PENANASmTOzNHYBl
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!115Please respect copyright.PENANAHikg6p0B44
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAntvoorzVLX
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?115Please respect copyright.PENANAfFiumFK6hY
「好煩。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAzgaBuEezPo
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?115Please respect copyright.PENANAtsQk2qnKWc
「你覺得呢?」115Please respect copyright.PENANACdyvb6Au4c
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?115Please respect copyright.PENANAJeYpRyawEZ
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAQT6MwhCf7r
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?115Please respect copyright.PENANAfh8EIialBi
「現在……還可以吧。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAwiPB1F0aCt
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?115Please respect copyright.PENANAKm9dpE0qeD
「算有吧。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAFBAlNAVrAq
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?115Please respect copyright.PENANAA3QaK9rnKs
「拒答。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAzKOgquTSIg
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?115Please respect copyright.PENANALT7jrHdpui
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAcJz1QwVJEM
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)115Please respect copyright.PENANAS3swEvxfaT
「沒有。」115Please respect copyright.PENANA4WYKSf5N5Q
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二、私心惡搞篇115Please respect copyright.PENANAvKMD0M4hnM
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)115Please respect copyright.PENANAXSD6g17kVG
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?115Please respect copyright.PENANA8HuLoY9TyE
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」115Please respect copyright.PENANArafzDwPZtT
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?115Please respect copyright.PENANAwTVAZLOayX
「好像沒有。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAWuwQTAgkIL
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?115Please respect copyright.PENANAZRdYin6WAs
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕115Please respect copyright.PENANAJHpPjG2YUU
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?115Please respect copyright.PENANAVnaafHhRMF
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」115Please respect copyright.PENANA0aI6pr6sUX
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?115Please respect copyright.PENANAQO7sTD7skN
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?115Please respect copyright.PENANAOvTwHDatlx
「不知道。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAsFNo6E2nfO
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。115Please respect copyright.PENANAow2pyndf54
「沒有。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAY3nLd0Z2Qp
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?115Please respect copyright.PENANAvrYm6nZTjM
「哈?」115Please respect copyright.PENANAuxwUZ4JET5
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!115Please respect copyright.PENANAoZBO7teF1W
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」115Please respect copyright.PENANAz4QTzlB0Bb
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?115Please respect copyright.PENANAfskp5J52K5
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAYIAK8jbfhv
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?115Please respect copyright.PENANAj6ccD2DbdG
「……」115Please respect copyright.PENANAsycyNWZjWt
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?115Please respect copyright.PENANAjO3P6JFgyf
「還不把他揍醒?」115Please respect copyright.PENANAMsXIpuCmJ1
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?115Please respect copyright.PENANAcbC4c5qdt1
「不知道。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAUjrXFoMK4u
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?115Please respect copyright.PENANA06T4h3UzyM
「沒有。」115Please respect copyright.PENANAbxT3Wlj0aA
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?115Please respect copyright.PENANAdaN75rViiQ
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」