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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3c17pQcCl
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOlVg2w8sH
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8K9nbKOYdV
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5qXcT8vjR
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOTvPXptQq
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6EZ86E6Wd
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSknjAht6Ph
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtk6UpNGkXr
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueSCLtyQwq
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2XvAjrcYa
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkGjuBmlXM
「肉，沒肉會死。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznj1h90gOh
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNS5Dx6jwDP
「沒什麼特別的。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LORoLzKkQ
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oMLT1bzPq
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC13q04zjF8
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3AwkfnjXT
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjEqWpobzk
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7qYOYgwT4
「睡覺。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisbOZS4rvE
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE6BBF1kJk
「手機、鑰匙。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXxoLy34Bs
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwo8UTBwBW
「他們，能力的意思。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEi2jMEnVR
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QV8MzOFmA
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevAvxfYCLe
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk7RfFLIFd
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRHu5QeeP5
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrEBGrCpPs
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNH3abTKS27
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNKqcZgDIE
「……不知道。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dUupSRaro
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK8M0iILVQ
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLP8CRQDR5A
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xsSvlekO2
「被機器包圍的感覺。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbPTg8oDnM
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEQHtE6JRB
「……拒答。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdnp2dYrty
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZt5wOGuos
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGQHPaVXwe
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XRFoChnGw
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdNCMhHGyx
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oWviUrq1w
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1aauV3SJd
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZNvLQQ5Wt
「好煩。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXDdzFYRno
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqed4eS01ER
「你覺得呢？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38CuCWEot8
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Fu3tUqf25
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbcvfG7eEu
288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCs6UHrUif
26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqrmM9SdM1
「現在……還可以吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnzMyyqo5f
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjihwcvjKB
「算有吧。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZlIosUT4A
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzw50vklpUM
「拒答。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkLLytW7bO
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCcrUDk8OO
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76krrn92dv
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjeJh5vaMw
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaHbJRkrli
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二、私心惡搞篇288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTfXyWCYhU
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16tRBEuQW4
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BBH1CUnS1
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY5ZOCnL4M
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWJUsaoiog
「好像沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQVEiZ7ICy
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJu4d9m0olN
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oLgMsPM1x
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlpQb7uXo8
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPZJzrCKhg
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpIWFO34qE
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNxFePor79
「不知道。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxatHTpxIt
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH743Hvrsg
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMG1x1fBGA6
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLP36xQiPC
「哈？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEjVCubDSi
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtRYWrNEgY
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2Nbi799uV
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJB8MIjCoJ
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrneHQmOvY
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9jfJXkp5G
「……」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOjLo3iuTv
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnGCX2ReMC
「還不把他揍醒？」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y2GnGeR7d
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXLAB0aUnK
「不知道。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1oeFReBJL
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ni6Vaj2MW
「沒有。」288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwiE6sn0kg
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？288Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOBO2YApFg
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
