大家好,我是顏穌跡,最近我被公司派去帶一個子公司的新人,聽說是個超級大帥哥,又年輕,工作能力又不低,又懂得維持身材,是個連公司那些八卦們也都很期待的超大型天菜,毫無負評的那種。28Please respect copyright.PENANA1qbHLhscfR
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看著手上新人的資料,土生土長台北人,成績優異,人緣佳,身高頂標,臉也……嗚……挺帥的。28Please respect copyright.PENANAZXKkq8CloQ
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明明就是個菜鳥!28Please respect copyright.PENANAAH2NykVumk
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總之,我為了防止新人會跟辦公室那群飢餓的ㄐ掰郎一樣,算著我的發情週期,我決定在帶新人的這一個月都砸錢去買除味香水。28Please respect copyright.PENANAkohUV6GLz2
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我不想要再增加一個聞著我信息素吃著白飯的人了!28Please respect copyright.PENANAuxpuBPfMut
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『你好,我是這一個月負責帶你的顏穌跡,看你要怎麼叫我都可以……』今天是帶新人的第一天,我內心是忐忑的,畢竟文字敘述是文字敘述,傳言是傳言,如果說其實他的能力爆爛,連我都無力回天的話那該怎麼辦……28Please respect copyright.PENANAK6pmnAOYOB
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坐在椅子上,我內心一直重複著開場白,然後一邊做心理建設。28Please respect copyright.PENANAoyJTFOJMgW
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「穌跡,你負責的新人到了,真的挺帥的耶,你賺到了。」同事的聲音傳入耳中, 我內心卻哀號著。28Please respect copyright.PENANAYVCPYrDK0A
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「啊,好,請他直接來我這裡找吧。」我只好挺直身體,作足前輩派頭。28Please respect copyright.PENANAS7k20MSLLQ
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前輩氣場OK!除味香水OK!沉穩形象OK!28Please respect copyright.PENANA4ucoNW6sBp
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輸人不輸陣!來吧!我鹽酥雞沒在怕的!28Please respect copyright.PENANAvTQE5DgKu7
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一位二十出頭的年輕人被帶進我的辦公室,我坐在椅子上神情應該是沉穩冷淡地看著他。28Please respect copyright.PENANABGbrcMsqjj
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「你好,我是陳算相,是從OO公司來見習的,這一個月請多多指教。」年輕人開口自我介紹。28Please respect copyright.PENANAMMkrY42bjp
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『嗯……果然真的是帥哥一枚,聲音也很好聽,看起來也挺認真負責的……』我不著痕跡的上下打量,看起來是個會負責任的孩子。28Please respect copyright.PENANAa6LpAhquj9
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「你好,我是你在XX公司見習這一個月的時間裡,負責帶你認識這裡的人,我姓顏名穌跡。」我簡略的自我介紹之後,突然感覺到他的眼睛亮了起來。28Please respect copyright.PENANAhyZUqsEDBh
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「顏……穌跡先生?」28Please respect copyright.PENANAHTxgwXNCcD
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「嗯,顏是顏色的顏,穌是耶穌的穌,跡是足跡的跡。」我想他一定是誤會了什麼。28Please respect copyright.PENANAgG5wCqJgRQ
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「啊、原來如此啊!顏穌跡先生的名字很好聽又很好記呢!」他突然揚起笑容,一副釋懷的表情。28Please respect copyright.PENANASr7U4rzGPq
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『嗚!帥哥揚起笑容就是不同反響,我覺得我可以賣帥哥的相片,挖那些花癡們的錢了!』外表不動聲色,內在卻被閃得不要不要的。28Please respect copyright.PENANAvJEsg5L5bR
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「謝謝你的讚美,這一個月請多多指教。」28Please respect copyright.PENANAQzzPzZJdlg
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「是!」28Please respect copyright.PENANALu90Ao9mmh
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就這樣子,我為期一個月的保母生涯就開始了。28Please respect copyright.PENANAVHdMaDFlAm
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他沒發現到我的味道吧!